The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[YirbyBond00Y]

There's a glitch that's present in all the survival maps that pisses me off where at the end of a wave there is one last enemy to kill, and they are placed in areas where one has to go outside of the playing area to kill.....Simple to do right? Wrong. Most of the time, these kind of enemies are also invisible and appear for a split second as they are falling into the ground where they will continue to shoot at you underneath the ground before they teleport back up again. This is especially a bad occurence when it happens in the later rounds as it forces you to kill them quickly underneath the time limit outside of the area or else BS death or an automatic kick from the game.

[hyperar]

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/?p=1067386658

 

so lames wont grief the noobs. if you had online game since launch in September 2013 you should know what its like to be outclassed and out numbered with no home, no guns and high level players are calling lamar services & merryweather on you, so you either have to go passive or cry on the microphone until you quit or leave the session. then everyone call you broke boy and laughing...quite humiliating.. I had the experience of being a noob once and I vow to never be called broke boy again. but my kid plays and I had to play for him. he has a kamura for protection and and insurgent for power. he has all the download guns and even the carbon rifle everyone got for Christmas playing field is more even nowdays. now all we got to do is have fun and ignore the racist. instead of jealousy should embrace the realistics ..f*ck your level anyone can get killed with a gun.

 

 

Your kid SHOULD NOT be playing the game.

[shmok2]

 

After I killed a bounty with a sticky bomb I immediately got a notification that I lost $6,000+ because I destroyed his PV. When the player respawned he still had the bounty for something like 20 seconds & then I got a notification that I received $3,000 for killing him & he lost the bounty Icon. I was not amused.

Maybe he was driving someone else's PV?

 

 

I didn't think about this possibility...

 

Are you sure that killing a Bounty while he's in someone else's PV will make the player pay the Insurance or is this just a theory?

[dewtech]

 

 

After I killed a bounty with a sticky bomb I immediately got a notification that I lost $6,000+ because I destroyed his PV. When the player respawned he still had the bounty for something like 20 seconds & then I got a notification that I received $3,000 for killing him & he lost the bounty Icon. I was not amused.

Maybe he was driving someone else's PV?

 

 

I didn't think about this possibility...

 

Are you sure that killing a Bounty while he's in someone else's PV will make the player pay the Insurance or is this just a theory?

 

 

Theory, but it's a logical one. If someone with a bounty is in their own PV then you can blow it up without paying insurance, or used to be able to at least. But I think if they are in someone else's PV then the protection won't cover that?

Edited April 28, 2015 by dewtech_2008

[Shadowfennekin]

I hate those people who waste 5 minutes playing dress up then once it starts, they don't move. The rest of us wait there, honking our horns trying to get him to budge. Eventually one of the others get out and start using the gasoline can, catches it on fire.... then the AFK brat finally leaves.

Why the host let a level 13 join is beyond me. It's Bikers, low levels can't comprehend STEALTH

 

 

 

 

 

After I killed a bounty with a sticky bomb I immediately got a notification that I lost $6,000+ because I destroyed his PV. When the player respawned he still had the bounty for something like 20 seconds & then I got a notification that I received $3,000 for killing him & he lost the bounty Icon. I was not amused.

Maybe he was driving someone else's PV?

 

 

I didn't think about this possibility...

 

Are you sure that killing a Bounty while he's in someone else's PV will make the player pay the Insurance or is this just a theory?

 

Yep. Indeed,

Did it just yesterday. I found a parked PV and hopped in. The driver was NOWHERE to be seen. Then I hopped in and out of other cars to get a bounty. Then raced around somebody until they blew me up. I heard them raging over losing more than the 1 k bounty was worth.

[WWEMichaelB]

The heist trolls suck.

[M.K.N.]

Daily Objectives. Sadly, nobody does those (unless they're in desperate need of money and earning RP). Its pointless and gives you no special rewards besides money and RP. Adversary Mode... again, nobody does those, or am I the only one who simply avoids the two because they're unwanted (as I had a lot of money to go for, thanks to Heists) and they should've been left out instead.

[Stoakzee]

It really pisses me off when you kill someone with a bounty but for some reason you DON'T get the reward and the guy you just killed still has the skull icon

[TCA]

I wish they would remove the BS points and insurance premium for the armored Kuruma and Insurgent. It would be so much better, that way we can blow them up when people wanna reverse kill, because they're too scared to get out of their car and face those of us that don't use cheap tactics to get easy kills.

 

Lastly, please stop filling my inbox with the adversary crap, I know already and I don't feel the urge to do them!

Edited April 28, 2015 by TCA

[hyperar]

I wish they would remove the BS points and insurance premium for the armored Kuruma and Insurgent. It would be so much better, that way we can blow them up when people wanna reverse kill, because they're too scared to get out of their car and face those of us that don't use cheap tactics to get easy kills.

 

Yesteday, just before going offline, finished a mission, and when i got back to free roam, two suckers on a Pegasus Insurgent killed me, call my tank, went off radar, and blown them up like 5 times each, the driver and the shooter, oooohhhh, so satisfying

Edited April 28, 2015 by hyperar

[M.K.N.]

Also, Loyalty Challenge is tedious and a waste of time. No offense, but sadly, you'd end up getting more than you've ever bargained for from R*.

[TCA]

 

 

I wish they would remove the BS points and insurance premium for the armored Kuruma and Insurgent. It would be so much better, that way we can blow them up when people wanna reverse kill, because they're too scared to get out of their car and face those of us that don't use cheap tactics to get easy kills.

Yesteday, just before going offline, finished a mission, and when i got back to free roam, two suckers on a Pegasus Insurgent killed me, call my tank, went off radar, and blown them up like 5 times each, the driver and the shooter, oooohhhh, so satisfying

Oh I've done that plenty. But they realize I get my tank they run away but I follow them. When I get near target and fire 3 shots and they're toast. I guess the tank still has somewhat of a purpose again, but only for that and after I do that I drive off wait to see what they do and if nothing I destroy my tank and go about my day.

[hyperar]

 

 

I wish they would remove the BS points and insurance premium for the armored Kuruma and Insurgent. It would be so much better, that way we can blow them up when people wanna reverse kill, because they're too scared to get out of their car and face those of us that don't use cheap tactics to get easy kills.

Yesteday, just before going offline, finished a mission, and when i got back to free roam, two suckers on a Pegasus Insurgent killed me, call my tank, went off radar, and blown them up like 5 times each, the driver and the shooter, oooohhhh, so satisfying

Oh I've done that plenty. But they realize I get my tank they run away but I follow them. When I get near target and fire 3 shots and they're toast. I guess the tank still has somewhat of a purpose again, but only for that and after I do that I drive off wait to see what they do and if nothing I destroy my tank and go about my day.

 

 

Off The Radar my friend, Off The Radar FTW. And don't shoot anything.

Edited April 28, 2015 by hyperar

[TCA]

 

 

 

 

I wish they would remove the BS points and insurance premium for the armored Kuruma and Insurgent. It would be so much better, that way we can blow them up when people wanna reverse kill, because they're too scared to get out of their car and face those of us that don't use cheap tactics to get easy kills.

Yesteday, just before going offline, finished a mission, and when i got back to free roam, two suckers on a Pegasus Insurgent killed me, call my tank, went off radar, and blown them up like 5 times each, the driver and the shooter, oooohhhh, so satisfying

Oh I've done that plenty. But they realize I get my tank they run away but I follow them. When I get near target and fire 3 shots and they're toast. I guess the tank still has somewhat of a purpose again, but only for that and after I do that I drive off wait to see what they do and if nothing I destroy my tank and go about my day.

 

Off The Radar my friend, Off The Radar FTW. And don't shoot anything.

It always crosses my mind but I honestly never really use it. I don't know why but there are times that I do given certain set of circumstances. Problem mostly is the routing issues with NPC's they either get in my way or drive right into me and I end up running them over and get a wanted level. That's happened a few times which simply calling Lester isn't much of a help since a past update broke that feature and sadly the PS4 and XB1 inherited that.

 

For instance the other day I was playing robbing stores in my Kuruma and 5 times, it got impounded bc she kept getting stuck coming out of the store on the western highway with the yellow poles or a door trying to get away. The last time now I went to steal it back, two randoms in their gunned insurgent was trying to blow it up, I killed them before getting killed by the cops inside the impound lot. I respawned and they were trying to shoot me this time and I killed them both again, got in my car and left.

I should of gotten my tank but 20 secs later the room bottomed out...

Edited April 28, 2015 by TCA

[nosmoking000]

 

 

For the past couple of days, 90% of my playtime in this game has been nothing but taking forever to join heists and then failing them.

this... i was hoping for seriously reduced loading times and better matchmaking on pc compared to the prev. gen console versions.. but no, this game still requires so much patience it's almost intolerable

 

 

sometimes i get a bit annoyed when a low-risk setup starts and some kid goes "OI GET IN MI KURUMA IT'S HARD CAR I KEEP YOU SAFE"... if it's an easy mission i really prefer going in on foot, using tactics and having fun instead of sitting in a box and shooting out the window. last time i joined the steal meth from o-neil brothers mission other players also prefered going in on foot and trying to be stealthy. we even discussed tactics in chat on the way there. then theres that guy in a kuruma who drove right up to the farmhouse and started driving over enemies. then he accidentally flattened the host and that was that. f*cking retards

Damn...it's just like that one setup mission to steal the Valkyrie. I can't even tell you how many times I have watched random crew members in that mission haul ass to the Valkyrie in their armored kuruma and then get blown up by that buzzard.

[BMWSauberF1.08]

-Join random prison break heist

-prisoner dies

 

-restart

-pilot crashes the plane

 

-restart

-prisoner dies again

 

-restart

-we succesfully manage to take rashkovski out

-we land on the beach

-prisoner gets chopped by the blades of the buzzard

[AlexMachines]

-Join random prison break heist

-prisoner dies

 

-restart

-pilot crashes the plane

 

-restart

-prisoner dies again

 

-restart

-we succesfully manage to take rashkovski out

-we land on the beach

-prisoner gets chopped by the blades of the buzzard

"There's no limit to some people's stupidity" - Lester

Especially with the plane crash. Have to be a real dick to crash the plane. A real dick.

Edited April 29, 2015 by WhiteRaven94

[SlobbishBoozer]

I find this thread therapeutic, it helps reading all the sh*t that competent players such as myself have to go through in order to complete a heist mission and actually earn some money. Rest assured that you're not alone. Yea this game is rated 18 but I believe it should stand as an 18 not because it has adult related content but because you need to have developed a brain in order to do these missions, fed up with it all. Fed up with kids singing down the mic, people getting chopped up by blades, repeatedly running into incoming fire without using cover and it's not just the players...every server I seem to log into sucks ! So please..people I'm begging you, if you're still on 360 and want to play with decent players then add me...SlobbishBoozer

[Davey Boy]

Today's GTA: Online experience was f*ckING AWFUL. First off, in every job lobby I joined, I either got kicked by the bitchy host or got put with douchebags or got put with people who couldn't tie their shoes correctly. I only got to play 3 jobs because my router decided to f*ck itself (usually play at least 10 each day) and they all was total BULLsh*t.

 

It was 2 races and 1 deathmatch. The 2 races had this one cocksucker ramming us off the road and I rarely run into these people because I usually play with friendlies. Worst thing about was that he got in 1st place in BOTH f*ckING RACES due to his cocky moves. So he can suck a bag of dicks.

I lag out of that lobby and here comes the Deathmatch. The Deathmatch, oh man. It was godawful. First off, my team consisted of people who was no higher than Rank 32 and the other team had a Rank 678 and the lowest ranked person in that team was 276. I managed to go positive but the rest of my team got f*cked in the ass because they didn't know how to take cover and they attempted to Rambo the team but failed horribly. I had to stick with my AP pistol because I ran out of Bullpup Rifle ammo. I forgot to mention they were wearing Bulletproof Helmets which was a dick move. Even though I done decent it was still bad. One of my teammates went 3-41.

 

Today was a blast!

[Strange Town]

When this happens.

 

[LightningLord]

When this happens.

 

 

 

Every f*cking time when I'm on a motorcycle. Every. F*cking. Time.

Edited April 29, 2015 by LightningLord411

[Rocket Skates]

There's a glitch that's present in all the survival maps that pisses me off where at the end of a wave there is one last enemy to kill, and they are placed in areas where one has to go outside of the playing area to kill.....Simple to do right? Wrong. Most of the time, these kind of enemies are also invisible and appear for a split second as they are falling into the ground where they will continue to shoot at you underneath the ground before they teleport back up again. This is especially a bad occurence when it happens in the later rounds as it forces you to kill them quickly underneath the time limit outside of the area or else BS death or an automatic kick from the game.

Welcome back.

[chainsoar]

Oh gee, did we just fail that heist setup mission because you were driving your ugly f*cking chrome Kuruma around, blocking people and knocking them over while they were trying to shoot? You know, because you were convinced you could just stay in your car the whole time? That's a shame, BETTER F*CKING QUIT AND RUIN THE REST OF THE TEAM'S CHANCE TO RESTART

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I hate GTA Online !

No you don't or else you wouldn't still be playing it or on this fourms

 

Daily Objectives. Sadly, nobody does those (unless they're in desperate need of money and earning RP). Its pointless and gives you no special rewards besides money and RP. Adversary Mode... again, nobody does those, or am I the only one who simply avoids the two because they're unwanted (as I had a lot of money to go for, thanks to Heists) and they should've been left out instead.

Everytime i do Adversary Mode and it's always full, Why don't you try it for once instead of judging something by it's cover?

 

I didn't think i'd like it since i don't like DM or Captures but i did and i'm sure you will as well

[nilz45]

The only thing I find annoying is when you first start your game and the game automatically puts you in a session of 3-4 players, so you have to find another one. Happens to me almost every time. Also a lot of coop missions/contact missions should have max 3 players, not 4 or 6.

 

There's a glitch that's present in all the survival maps that pisses me off where at the end of a wave there is one last enemy to kill, and they are placed in areas where one has to go outside of the playing area to kill.....Simple to do right? Wrong. Most of the time, these kind of enemies are also invisible and appear for a split second as they are falling into the ground where they will continue to shoot at you underneath the ground before they teleport back up again. This is especially a bad occurence when it happens in the later rounds as it forces you to kill them quickly underneath the time limit outside of the area or else BS death or an automatic kick from the game.

 

I've played 300+ survivals and never seen this underground thing happen. Last enemies who are stuck is a good thing so you can collect ammo, weapons and armor, they aren't stuck for long and will magically disappear after 1 minute if they are outside the level.

Edited April 29, 2015 by nilz45

[Richard Power Colt]

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/?p=1067386658

so lames wont grief the noobs. if you had online game since launch in September 2013 you should know what its like to be outclassed and out numbered with no home, no guns and high level players are calling lamar services & merryweather on you, so you either have to go passive or cry on the microphone until you quit or leave the session. then everyone call you broke boy and laughing...quite humiliating.. I had the experience of being a noob once and I vow to never be called broke boy again. but my kid plays and I had to play for him. he has a kamura for protection and and insurgent for power. he has all the download guns and even the carbon rifle everyone got for Christmas playing field is more even nowdays. now all we got to do is have fun and ignore the racist. instead of jealousy should embrace the realistics ..f*ck your level anyone can get killed with a gun.

Or instead R* could have worked on better matchmaking that allows people to play with players somewhat equal to their level. The DLC weapons make a lot of the level unlocked weapons redundant. And a car with bulletproof windows should have only limited access. Everyone uses it to get an advantage and blowing it up costs you money. The vehicle also lost all of its novelty when we started seeing them in every session. Edited April 29, 2015 by GTAandStuff

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

really , C*

was that funny for you to time me out when i finding a new session , HUH !

f*ck you and that potato server

 

 

 

 

 

my god , C*

 

 

Edited April 29, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[SFURfaN]

In the Valkyrie setup mission, I have had multiple times where idiots jump in the pilot seat and try to outrun or fly away from the enemy choppers! So of course the heli gets shot to sh*t and blown up. Second time it happens the guy managed to land the smoking heap at the boatyard. Everyone got out and started shooting rockets and sniping the enemy choppers; this forced us to wait until the last chopper finally got within range. I always try to be the pilot because of the morons who think this ridiculous strategy is the way to go.

 

Also - what is with gunners jumping out during the Humane Labs Raid? I keep a running tally of gunners who jump on me and so far it's at 8. Some have done it repeatedly after being told not to jump. One sent me a message back saying "but I had a parachute!"

[StangOne50]

It really pisses me off when you kill someone with a bounty but for some reason you DON'T get the reward and the guy you just killed still has the skull icon

Yea then someone else kills them a minute later and they get the bounty lol

 

Heist finale starts, I get on my bike. Some noob purposely rams into me throwing me off the bike. So I figure f*ck you do the heist your damn self then and I left. Apparently Im a bad sport.

Edited April 29, 2015 by StangOne50

[Shadowfennekin]

Somebody dies in a Heist, somebody gets all pissy and leaves rather than restarting at the checkpoint we JUST reached.