The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[TheMaksMW]

Homing Launcher available for every kid since lvl 1. Compared the RPG is from lvl 100 and has no auto lock. That gives a whole bunch of rookies shooting down every helicopter, so you can forget flying not in the passive mode... -,-

[SuperGTFan]

Keyboard warriors

 

Keyboard warriors everywhere

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Aside from the servers kicking everyone out of my session (and I have 25/25 upload and download speeds) which I can't figure out why this is happening, I've said this plenty of times in the past never to play with low levels in a heist or randoms. Been playing nothing but fleeca. Sick of hearing mind blowing orgies and first timers not knowing the hack job which isn't THAT hard.

It's funny, I like helping out low level players with the Fleeca bank job i think because i like doing the hacking but even with me having done it so many times i still mess up quite a bit, It's usally i turn the corner too soon and hit the edge instead of going down it

[StangOne50]

Fleeca heist

Game freezes on passed screen

Restart game get bad sport message for leaving a job before its completed. (even though I was credited as finishing the job, got paid fot it too)

[Strange Town]

 

 

 

I wish if you quit a lobby for a setup, it doesn't give you the same kind of setup again and again. If I quit the lobby the first time, I obviously don't want to play Fleeca Scope Out. Then of course, random throws me in so many I get one of those people who start right when you're in the lobby.

 

Is it too much to ask to get something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane/Bus/Station or Fleeca Scope Out? I'm worn out from those.

You do know you can read which setup it is before accepting right?

 

 

Was helping a bunch of low rankers in The Prison Raid - Plane, everything was nice and perfect. Someone died but what do you except from newbies? Low health is a drawback here. And what's more, they actually knew "cover" was a thing.

 

Later on got an invite to The Pacific Standards Finale. YAY LECTRO!

 

1st try: Someone died (how did you even die in the VERY BEGINNING OF THE THING!?)

2nd try: Dumbass Crowd Control decided to ditch me off and help the Demo and hacker making my objective harder, from frustration I shot someone by mistake (was trying to hit them REALLY close but the hostage moved and I hit him by mistake - sorry ) but we all managed to get out.

3rd to 5th? try: Leader kept dying..... meanwhile I'm the one "Rambo'ing" it out (blowing up vehicles and cleaning the road with the RPG when possible) didn't die, but at the 5th try I nearly died. BUT I took some cover and regenerated my health a bit.

6th+ try: Dumbasses who can't listen. Looks like me and the host (who died at the first times) knew the plan - we tried taking over the Intruder (I believe its name?) police car and tried to tell the others to get in. Obviously none of them listened. They kept dying all the f'king time. Poor host decided to rage quit.

 

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DITCH THE BIKES AND GET IN THE F'KING CAR OR AT LEAST RIDE THE DAMN THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

EDIT: Just got an invite to Convoy, level 5 and 23.... aaand everybody (AND I MEAN EVERYBODY) failed....

Am I living on planet Earth? Is this is how dumb humanity became? Smh.

 

Guess how that turned out

 

Why did that moron put on Normal difficulty a setup with a 0% chance of someone dying?

 

 

That moron isn't getting any money, so why does it matter if its Easy, Normal or Hard?

 

He's getting RP. A level 25 should be thinking about leveling up, and I think that moron isn't.

[Cackling Jack]

I hate having to pay $75 dollars everyday i'm online! Why the fu*k should anyone pay for the utility bills seriously?! How can they justify it.

[NikolaiAmethyst]

I hate having to pay $75 dollars everyday i'm online! Why the fu*k should anyone pay for the utility bills seriously?! How can they justify it.

 

It's refreshing to know somebody else has a gripe with this.

[SuperGTFan]

Why the f*ck gtaseriesvideos are making a 3rd walkthrough of gta 5 story ?

[CrysisAverted]

seems legit

 

[§†range]

Better not talk about Pacific Standards Convoy.... My f*cking God, they made me hate this setup. Its like a magnet to retards. Seriously.

 

 

Smiling, laughing and crying...

[Anachronistic]

I hate having to pay $75 dollars everyday i'm online! Why the fu*k should anyone pay for the utility bills seriously?! How can they justify it.

Most people have to pay rent as well as utilities.

 

You get a $2k good sport bonus every week. With three properties I'm only in the hole $100 in a week and seeing how I blow up every Zentorno and Kuruma I see yet never been in bad sport being in a bad sport lobby is nothing I worry about. .

[Anachronistic]

So I"m doing the PAC Standard finale for a friend of mine and I lag out.

 

I quickly get back on and we go to restart.

 

It said we completed it. BUT

No money

No unlocks

No first time bonus

Lost the upfront money

He didn't have enough money to restart.

 

I felt so bad I ran Fleeca with him several times set at 70% to try to get back the upfront

[hyperar]

Are there any 3 players able to do heists without stupidly dying over and over again on PS4?, if you are level 75 or greater and you're not a moron, add me. I'm f*cking sic of the f*cking heists, people crushing the plane on Prison brake 3 times on a row, not getting blown up, but crushing it into the floor. Spent all my f*cking sunday trying to get a f*cking heist done, unsuccesfuly, f*ckING NOOBS. Why the f*ck is a f*cking level 12 hosting a heist if he hasn't unlocked 75% of contact missions?

Edited April 27, 2015 by hyperar

[Strange Town]

Why the f*ck gtaseriesvideos are making a 3rd walkthrough of gta 5 story ?

One for Xbox 360, a first person view for PS4 and for PC. Better than those cancerous kids called iCrazyTeddy, DatSaintsFan, etc. (which I wouldn't be surprised if they never played Story Mode yet) and their stupid glitch videos and not releasing a walkthrough on missions, or heists. And GTASV release movies from the Movie Editor from time to time. GTASV and Greyleaf Gamer are the ONLY TWO gaming channels I've subscribed.

[hyperar]

So i decided to give another try to heists before going to bed, find a Prison break, everyone over level 100, except for host, he's level 70, the f*cker sets me as prisoner and tries to take 55% of the cut, sent him several messages, he answers that he can't read them. As the mission starts, i blow myself up until he quits.

 

Can't wait until they release more SP content. The more i play on PS4 the more i miss my friends on PS3, but the game is unplayable on LG.

Edited April 27, 2015 by hyperar

[-GXP-]

My latest dealing with this horrendous Police system.

 

- Standing outside the gates to the airport calling in my Swift to unlock the gate in the first place because you know reasons

- Open Int. menu and request personal car to pull into the airport to set up a picture which involves said Swift

- Waiting for it to spawn scrolling through my selection of sunglasses

- Standing on the sidewalk mind you, not in a stolen vehicle or anything....just standing on the sidewalk

- I get a two star wanted level

 

FOR F*CKING WHAT?

 

Seriously I want the option to turn them the hell off in private lobbies, I can't deal with this broken ass nonsense anymore and to think some people actually like this garbage A.I

[saintsrow]

My latest dealing with this horrendous Police system.

 

- Standing outside the gates to the airport calling in my Swift to unlock the gate in the first place because you know reasons

- Open Int. menu and request personal car to pull into the airport to set up a picture which involves said Swift

- Waiting for it to spawn scrolling through my selection of sunglasses

- Standing on the sidewalk mind you, not in a stolen vehicle or anything....just standing on the sidewalk

- I get a two star wanted level

 

FOR F*CKING WHAT?

 

Seriously I want the option to turn them the hell off in private lobbies, I can't deal with this broken ass nonsense anymore and to think some people actually like this garbage A.I

The Rockstar logic: Clearly if you were scrolling through sunglasses, you were planning on doing something evil. The cops are just being proactive

[Cackling Jack]

 

I hate having to pay $75 dollars everyday i'm online! Why the fu*k should anyone pay for the utility bills seriously?! How can they justify it.

Most people have to pay rent as well as utilities.

 

You get a $2k good sport bonus every week. With three properties I'm only in the hole $100 in a week and seeing how I blow up every Zentorno and Kuruma I see yet never been in bad sport being in a bad sport lobby is nothing I worry about. .

 

 

Surprised your not broke mate.

[FourFingersOfFun]

I finally snapped today. I got so f*cking mad and pissed off I threw my controller to the ground.

 

Not because of Homing Launchers,reverse zentornos,explosive spammers or wall breachers. I snapped because I cannot f*cking stand those fa**ot ass passive mode abusers any f*cking longer. I had a bounty today and decided to go on the defensive, I picked a nice little spot, setup my prox mines and insurgent blocking NPC's from setting them off as well as being an obstacle to players and got into position 1.

 

A few mins later someone comes at me finally, I'm excited for the fight that's coming as soon as he blows up my insurgent. Instead what I get is a little piece of sh*t who simply goes into passive, drives beside me and gets out and waits and waits until he can come out of passive and kill me. Little bitch only killed me because I started climbing a ladder and either it was unfortunate timing on my part or there's a glitch for weapons in passive mode because he killed me. I'm so f*cking sick of this happening, R* needs to change how passive works because these little f*cks are PISSING me off.

[owl-man]

Bitch and moan about the Social Club:

*Goes to emblem editor*

DEVICE UNSUPPORTED

Touch devices are not supported by the Social Club Emblem Editor at this time.

If you would like to use the Editor use a standard desktop or laptop computer.

 

 

My laptop isn't a touchscreen...

[JON22]

I finally snapped today. I got so f*cking mad and pissed off I threw my controller to the ground.

 

Not because of Homing Launchers,reverse zentornos,explosive spammers or wall breachers. I snapped because I cannot f*cking stand those fa**ot ass passive mode abusers any f*cking longer. I had a bounty today and decided to go on the defensive, I picked a nice little spot, setup my prox mines and insurgent blocking NPC's from setting them off as well as being an obstacle to players and got into position 1.

 

A few mins later someone comes at me finally, I'm excited for the fight that's coming as soon as he blows up my insurgent. Instead what I get is a little piece of sh*t who simply goes into passive, drives beside me and gets out and waits and waits until he can come out of passive and kill me. Little bitch only killed me because I started climbing a ladder and either it was unfortunate timing on my part or there's a glitch for weapons in passive mode because he killed me. I'm so f*cking sick of this happening, R* needs to change how passive works because these little f*cks are PISSING me off.

.....next gen problems?

[RocknRumble]

Bitch and moan about the Social Club:

*Goes to emblem editor*

 

DEVICE UNSUPPORTED

Touch devices are not supported by the Social Club Emblem Editor at this time.

If you would like to use the Editor use a standard desktop or laptop computer.

 

My laptop isn't a touchscreen...

I feel your pain, only mine IS a touchscreen. Never mattered once before the God forsaken SC update.

[FourFingersOfFun]

 

I finally snapped today. I got so f*cking mad and pissed off I threw my controller to the ground.

 

Not because of Homing Launchers,reverse zentornos,explosive spammers or wall breachers. I snapped because I cannot f*cking stand those fa**ot ass passive mode abusers any f*cking longer. I had a bounty today and decided to go on the defensive, I picked a nice little spot, setup my prox mines and insurgent blocking NPC's from setting them off as well as being an obstacle to players and got into position 1.

 

A few mins later someone comes at me finally, I'm excited for the fight that's coming as soon as he blows up my insurgent. Instead what I get is a little piece of sh*t who simply goes into passive, drives beside me and gets out and waits and waits until he can come out of passive and kill me. Little bitch only killed me because I started climbing a ladder and either it was unfortunate timing on my part or there's a glitch for weapons in passive mode because he killed me. I'm so f*cking sick of this happening, R* needs to change how passive works because these little f*cks are PISSING me off.

.....next gen problems?

Unfortunately

[StangOne50]

This pegasus reclaiming vehicles is bullsh*t. I landed my buzzard on a mountain peak, stepped outside it, Left my game for a few minutes and come back to find myself locked out of my buzzard and stuck on a damn mountain top.

[SuperGTFan]

Annoyed Picard : why the F*CK no one has celebrated the 300 page of this thread ?

[SkyChat]

Hey look, more rain ffs

[sh0tyme]

Been a while since I seen this topic floating around. But rest assure I got some bitching to do..

 

I'm f*cking tired of duplicated messages

I'm super tired of getting timed out joining a session

I'm so f*cking tired of signing in only to get kicked offline the next few minutes

I'm really tired of mutherfukkas talking racist sh*t to my son but hey it's my fault for letting him play . So let me re-phrase that. I'm tired of racist mutherfukkas period.

I'm tired of saving my outfits and they all get deleted.

Someone turn down the f*cking POLIcE can't spit on the sidewalk. they Michael Browning hard. (Shoot first f*ck questions )

Open the f*cking casino. Don't want to see a coming soon sign. Wtf just fixit an shutup

Y can't we just buy Car lots or showrooms where we could store more cars. Maybe loading issue but just only allow 10 at a time to be viewed.. then you have the blue circle vehicle swap use that sh*t to select the cars that will be presented and so on.

Why the f*ck would I want to buy this game AGAIN on ps4 it's an online game. Rockstar and Sony wants us to buy the GTA5 just to play a game online that has nothing to do with the console game GTA5.

f*ckn fukky f*ck fuk this game has given me the most problem out of any game I ever played and I lived longer than 30yrs had it all.

Edited April 27, 2015 by sh0tyme

[Nick1020]

Been a while since I seen this topic floating around. But rest assure I got some bitching to do..

 

I'm f*cking tired of duplicated messages

I'm super tired of getting timed out joining a session

I'm so f*cking tired of signing in only to get kicked offline the next few minutes

I'm really tired of mutherfukkas talking racist sh*t to my son but hey it's my fault for letting him play . So let me re-phrase that. I'm tired of racist mutherfukkas period.

I'm tired of saving my outfits and they all get deleted.

Someone turn down the f*cking POLIcE can't spit on the sidewalk. they Michael Browning hard. (Shoot first f*ck questions )

Open the f*cking casino. Don't want to see a coming soon sign. Wtf just fixit an shutup

Y can't we just buy Car lots or showrooms where we could store more cars. Maybe loading issue but just only allow 10 at a time to be viewed.. then you have the blue circle vehicle swap use that sh*t to select the cars that will be presented and so on.

Why the f*ck would I want to buy this game AGAIN on ps4 it's an online game. Rockstar and Sony wants us to buy the GTA5 just to play a game online that has nothing to do with the console game GTA5.

f*ckn fukky f*ck fuk this game has given me the most problem out of any game I ever played and I lived longer than 30yrs had it all.

To put it in perspective

 

 

It's all about cash cards profits. And also casinos were implemented. Who knows if they'll be added.

[Shadowfennekin]

I wish we could remove the Criminal Mastermind warning. So what if I did Fleeca all the way through with a random? I shouldn't have to go through that BS message each time I try joining lobbies until I find one I'm willing to do to get it to reset

[StangOne50]

I wish we could remove the Criminal Mastermind warning. So what if I did Fleeca all the way through with a random? I shouldn't have to go through that BS message each time I try joining lobbies until I find one I'm willing to do to get it to reset

You can remove them..by completing the challenge lol not tryin to be a smart ass, just sayin.