The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shadowfennekin]

I wish if you quit a lobby for a setup, it doesn't give you the same kind of setup again and again. If I quit the lobby the first time, I obviously don't want to play Fleeca Scope Out. Then of course, random throws me in so many I get one of those people who start right when you're in the lobby.

 

Is it too much to ask to get something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane/Bus/Station or Fleeca Scope Out? I'm worn out from those.

[SkyChat]

Rockstar retweeting yoloswag bullsh*t 24/7.. Grow the f*ck up.

[AlexMachines]

Fleeca Heist, why is the magnet so loud omfg

[ten-a-penny]

Aaaand the electricity didn't find any better time to cut off but now. When I was doing the f'king Pac. Standards Finale with my friend OG-_-SURI-_-OG and his friends. Smh.

[AlexMachines]

Dear 5 randoms, thanks for dying on me on Titan Of A Job, leaving me to do everything myself. Also, thank you for going afk on the next mission where I had to destroy all those trucks by myself. Not that I wanted recognition or anything. Assholes.

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Dear R*: why do I spawn under a highway and my vehicle on it? Thanks!

[Shadowfennekin]

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Dear R*: why do I spawn under a highway and my vehicle on it? Thanks!

 

That happens WAY too much...... or on the other side of a big ass hill

[AlexMachines]

 

 

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Dear R*: why do I spawn under a highway and my vehicle on it? Thanks!

That happens WAY too much...... or on the other side of a big ass hill

What is also happening quite a lot (or at least to me) is that when missions/heists/set ups start sometimes two or three PV's spawn in the same spot, destroying some or turning them upside down. A real pain in the ass, running to your vehicle and see it go boom boom for no reason. Edited April 25, 2015 by WhiteRaven94

[dewtech]

 

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Dear R*: why do I spawn under a highway and my vehicle on it? Thanks!

 

That happens WAY too much...... or on the other side of a big ass hill

 

 

Worse one for me is any missions that finish in Lester's warehouse, it'll spawn the car in the warehouse yard but you by the train tracks below it, and you can't climb without going round

[Shadowfennekin]

Joined Random Heist, got put with a lone level 88 on EMP. I didn't see invites going out so I left, immediately got shoved right back in, quit, try again, shoved back AGAIN. Turned off my console, giving up. I'm not waiting in that lobby for two others to randomly get in, and I don't feel like playing that setup today.

[JON22]

What's with the sh*tty failed to join session when joining jobs? I'm in an online session already in a public lobby. Also since the heist update things despawn faster. Used to be able to go to where I died and see a burning plane wreck

[JoeBoneless]

Another heist with a random story

 

After two failed attempts, everyone listens to me and we make it to the raft

 

One of them hops in and I say "be careful don't beach it"

 

Guess what the dumbass did....

[GR Choke]

^ exactly what happened to me

 

Made it to the boat with 100% take

 

Got hit by the helicopters then the random got in the drivers seat and beached the f*cking boat

 

boat blew up

Edited April 26, 2015 by GR Choke

[JON22]

Grinding missions solo for the last few hours. Needed one more mission to get 200k pocketed before banking it. Started mission where you steal that anni-can't-spell-it copter from that army training exercise. Blew up the npc lazer and choppers. Parachute from buzzard to get anni-thingy and the game freezes.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

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Dear R*: why do I spawn under a highway and my vehicle on it? Thanks!

 

That happens WAY too much...... or on the other side of a big ass hill

 

Worse one for me is any missions that finish in Lester's warehouse, it'll spawn the car in the warehouse yard but you by the train tracks below it, and you can't climb without going round

Try starting a mission in LS and have your car be parked Upside-down on Mt. Chiliad for no fu*king reason.

[The Actual Kid]

The glitch where you never can lose the police is still around. My friend and I wasted hours trying to beat the Prison Break heist, and whenever we were in the Velum going to the drop point, our wanted levels never faded.

 

Come on, this is a game-breaking issue, and it's still around almost two months after heists came out?

[Spectre "2K"]

Please, for the sake of my sanity and everyone else, stop trying to shoot the cops when I'm trying to lose them in this slow walrus called the prison bus. Stop shooting even after we lost them, and making our wanted level go up again 40 meters from the junk yard.

[Shadowfennekin]

Please, for the sake of my sanity and everyone else, stop trying to shoot the cops when I'm trying to lose them in this slow walrus called the prison bus. Stop shooting even after we lost them, and making our wanted level go up again 40 meters from the junk yard.

Been the victim of that.

Or a guy hops in my car and gets a wanted level before we even get there....... so I can't snipe the helicopter straight away

[ten-a-penny]

Grinding missions solo for the last few hours. Needed one more mission to get 200k pocketed before banking it. Started mission where you steal that anni-can't-spell-it copter from that army training exercise. Blew up the npc lazer and choppers. Parachute from buzzard to get anni-thingy and the game freezes.

Are you telling me that you can't spell Annihilator correctly?

 

-_-;

[Retired Mafia]

all 4 of us got stuck in a loading screen during CMM..... f*cking rockstar.....

 

 

we all turned our ps3's off at the exact same time, hopefully it didn't reset the progress...

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I wish if you quit a lobby for a setup, it doesn't give you the same kind of setup again and again. If I quit the lobby the first time, I obviously don't want to play Fleeca Scope Out. Then of course, random throws me in so many I get one of those people who start right when you're in the lobby.

 

Is it too much to ask to get something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane/Bus/Station or Fleeca Scope Out? I'm worn out from those.

You do know you can read which setup it is before accepting right?

 

 

Was helping a bunch of low rankers in The Prison Raid - Plane, everything was nice and perfect. Someone died but what do you except from newbies? Low health is a drawback here. And what's more, they actually knew "cover" was a thing.

 

Later on got an invite to The Pacific Standards Finale. YAY LECTRO!

 

1st try: Someone died (how did you even die in the VERY BEGINNING OF THE THING!?)

2nd try: Dumbass Crowd Control decided to ditch me off and help the Demo and hacker making my objective harder, from frustration I shot someone by mistake (was trying to hit them REALLY close but the hostage moved and I hit him by mistake - sorry ) but we all managed to get out.

3rd to 5th? try: Leader kept dying..... meanwhile I'm the one "Rambo'ing" it out (blowing up vehicles and cleaning the road with the RPG when possible) didn't die, but at the 5th try I nearly died. BUT I took some cover and regenerated my health a bit.

6th+ try: Dumbasses who can't listen. Looks like me and the host (who died at the first times) knew the plan - we tried taking over the Intruder (I believe its name?) police car and tried to tell the others to get in. Obviously none of them listened. They kept dying all the f'king time. Poor host decided to rage quit.

 

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DITCH THE BIKES AND GET IN THE F'KING CAR OR AT LEAST RIDE THE DAMN THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

EDIT: Just got an invite to Convoy, level 5 and 23.... aaand everybody (AND I MEAN EVERYBODY) failed....

Am I living on planet Earth? Is this is how dumb humanity became? Smh.

 

Guess how that turned out

[Shadowfennekin]

 

I wish if you quit a lobby for a setup, it doesn't give you the same kind of setup again and again. If I quit the lobby the first time, I obviously don't want to play Fleeca Scope Out. Then of course, random throws me in so many I get one of those people who start right when you're in the lobby.

 

Is it too much to ask to get something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane/Bus/Station or Fleeca Scope Out? I'm worn out from those.

You do know you can read which setup it is before accepting right?

 

 

Was helping a bunch of low rankers in The Prison Raid - Plane, everything was nice and perfect. Someone died but what do you except from newbies? Low health is a drawback here. And what's more, they actually knew "cover" was a thing.

 

Later on got an invite to The Pacific Standards Finale. YAY LECTRO!

 

1st try: Someone died (how did you even die in the VERY BEGINNING OF THE THING!?)

2nd try: Dumbass Crowd Control decided to ditch me off and help the Demo and hacker making my objective harder, from frustration I shot someone by mistake (was trying to hit them REALLY close but the hostage moved and I hit him by mistake - sorry ) but we all managed to get out.

3rd to 5th? try: Leader kept dying..... meanwhile I'm the one "Rambo'ing" it out (blowing up vehicles and cleaning the road with the RPG when possible) didn't die, but at the 5th try I nearly died. BUT I took some cover and regenerated my health a bit.

6th+ try: Dumbasses who can't listen. Looks like me and the host (who died at the first times) knew the plan - we tried taking over the Intruder (I believe its name?) police car and tried to tell the others to get in. Obviously none of them listened. They kept dying all the f'king time. Poor host decided to rage quit.

 

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DITCH THE BIKES AND GET IN THE F'KING CAR OR AT LEAST RIDE THE DAMN THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

EDIT: Just got an invite to Convoy, level 5 and 23.... aaand everybody (AND I MEAN EVERYBODY) failed....

Am I living on planet Earth? Is this is how dumb humanity became? Smh.

 

Guess how that turned out

 

I use the Random feature on my phone. I can't accept invites cause I always get the session is full message.

[ten-a-penny]

^ MInd you the Pac Standards dudes were all over 50.

[Slonitram]

 

 

Physics in this game...

Edited April 26, 2015 by TheSadisticOwl

[Ai®a©ob®a]

^ MInd you the Pac Standards dudes were all over 50.

Aha, Those morons pissed me off so bad i eventually left after they alerted the MW Guard for the 4th time even after i told them to just let him drive by in fact i had already killed over half of the people only had a few more to go and what happens?

 

All three of them open fire on the MW Insurgent and with unsuppressed weapons at that.

 

It takes a lot to make me rage quit when it comes to heist

[ten-a-penny]

Better not talk about Pacific Standards Convoy.... My f*cking God, they made me hate this setup. Its like a magnet to retards. Seriously.

 

Its either RPG fanf*cks blowing themselves up AND the barracks, someone run you over (even killing you), or someone Rambo it out and die within seconds. Thank you so much OG-_-SURI-_-OG and your friends - I have FINALLY unlocked the Savage -thanks!

 

I will never touch this setup again.

[Strange Town]

 

I wish if you quit a lobby for a setup, it doesn't give you the same kind of setup again and again. If I quit the lobby the first time, I obviously don't want to play Fleeca Scope Out. Then of course, random throws me in so many I get one of those people who start right when you're in the lobby.

 

Is it too much to ask to get something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane/Bus/Station or Fleeca Scope Out? I'm worn out from those.

You do know you can read which setup it is before accepting right?

 

 

Was helping a bunch of low rankers in The Prison Raid - Plane, everything was nice and perfect. Someone died but what do you except from newbies? Low health is a drawback here. And what's more, they actually knew "cover" was a thing.

 

Later on got an invite to The Pacific Standards Finale. YAY LECTRO!

 

1st try: Someone died (how did you even die in the VERY BEGINNING OF THE THING!?)

2nd try: Dumbass Crowd Control decided to ditch me off and help the Demo and hacker making my objective harder, from frustration I shot someone by mistake (was trying to hit them REALLY close but the hostage moved and I hit him by mistake - sorry ) but we all managed to get out.

3rd to 5th? try: Leader kept dying..... meanwhile I'm the one "Rambo'ing" it out (blowing up vehicles and cleaning the road with the RPG when possible) didn't die, but at the 5th try I nearly died. BUT I took some cover and regenerated my health a bit.

6th+ try: Dumbasses who can't listen. Looks like me and the host (who died at the first times) knew the plan - we tried taking over the Intruder (I believe its name?) police car and tried to tell the others to get in. Obviously none of them listened. They kept dying all the f'king time. Poor host decided to rage quit.

 

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DITCH THE BIKES AND GET IN THE F'KING CAR OR AT LEAST RIDE THE DAMN THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

EDIT: Just got an invite to Convoy, level 5 and 23.... aaand everybody (AND I MEAN EVERYBODY) failed....

Am I living on planet Earth? Is this is how dumb humanity became? Smh.

 

Guess how that turned out

 

Why did that moron put on Normal difficulty a setup with a 0% chance of someone dying?

Edited April 26, 2015 by Strange Town

[AccountNoLongerUsed]

Once again, GIVE US HEIST UPDATE VEHICLES IN SINGLE PLAYER! Seriously, I'm probably never gonna find anyone who is going to be both interested in doing Heist and are good at them.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Why did that moron put on Normal difficulty a setup with a 0% chance of someone dying?

With these morons we would've failed it had it been on super dupy easy peasy

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

 

I wish if you quit a lobby for a setup, it doesn't give you the same kind of setup again and again. If I quit the lobby the first time, I obviously don't want to play Fleeca Scope Out. Then of course, random throws me in so many I get one of those people who start right when you're in the lobby.

 

Is it too much to ask to get something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane/Bus/Station or Fleeca Scope Out? I'm worn out from those.

You do know you can read which setup it is before accepting right?

 

 

Was helping a bunch of low rankers in The Prison Raid - Plane, everything was nice and perfect. Someone died but what do you except from newbies? Low health is a drawback here. And what's more, they actually knew "cover" was a thing.

 

Later on got an invite to The Pacific Standards Finale. YAY LECTRO!

 

1st try: Someone died (how did you even die in the VERY BEGINNING OF THE THING!?)

2nd try: Dumbass Crowd Control decided to ditch me off and help the Demo and hacker making my objective harder, from frustration I shot someone by mistake (was trying to hit them REALLY close but the hostage moved and I hit him by mistake - sorry ) but we all managed to get out.

3rd to 5th? try: Leader kept dying..... meanwhile I'm the one "Rambo'ing" it out (blowing up vehicles and cleaning the road with the RPG when possible) didn't die, but at the 5th try I nearly died. BUT I took some cover and regenerated my health a bit.

6th+ try: Dumbasses who can't listen. Looks like me and the host (who died at the first times) knew the plan - we tried taking over the Intruder (I believe its name?) police car and tried to tell the others to get in. Obviously none of them listened. They kept dying all the f'king time. Poor host decided to rage quit.

 

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DITCH THE BIKES AND GET IN THE F'KING CAR OR AT LEAST RIDE THE DAMN THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

EDIT: Just got an invite to Convoy, level 5 and 23.... aaand everybody (AND I MEAN EVERYBODY) failed....

Am I living on planet Earth? Is this is how dumb humanity became? Smh.

 

Guess how that turned out

 

Why did that moron put on Normal difficulty a setup with a 0% chance of someone dying?

 

 

That moron isn't getting any money, so why does it matter if its Easy, Normal or Hard?

[Nick1020]

Aside from the servers kicking everyone out of my session (and I have 25/25 upload and download speeds) which I can't figure out why this is happening, I've said this plenty of times in the past never to play with low levels in a heist or randoms. Been playing nothing but fleeca. Sick of hearing mind blowing orgies and first timers not knowing the hack job which isn't THAT hard.