The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[ten-a-penny]

 

Wish you could locate the cnut host who kicks you from the job/heist. There's no way unless you grab their name in time from invite/lobby screen. I'd love to be able to message some of them..

If you're on Live, you can go to the menu from the center button and goto messages and it shows everyone you've been 'in a lobby with'. The most recent people met will be right at the top. Tell them asshole's, "good luck with other retards you convoluted f*ck".

LBC

This can also be done in PSN.

Go to first tab on the right > Players Met. It'll show you every single player you have met in any game. Used this tactic to find the dumbass who can't drive or even think before spamming his RPG.

 

 

 

The only fool in this argument is the troll chanting pcmasterace. We all play the same game with mostly the same features. Get over it.

My PS2 GTA:SA copy runs better than the PC copy. Even though my PC could eat my PS3 on lunch any day, let alone my 5yo PS2. Ha.

 

lol - PC troll race rather.

You mean your FIFTEEN year old PS2.

You can read, can't you?

I had my PS2 for over five years. Duh?

[JoeBoneless]

About Pegasus reclaiming vehicles- not 100% but I think the vehicle is 'destroyed' I mean it did look like you were at a weird angle on a roof that's when I usually get the message but still....

 

Also I hate white dots KILL EM ALL

[Shadowfennekin]

*restarts Deliver EMP, is all the way up the hill trying to get a good view to snipe* All of a sudden, the Insurgent stops after leaving and I get blamed. Da hell? I wasn't even near it, opposite side of the lab. And I hadn't killed a soul yet.

[ten-a-penny]

*restarts Deliver EMP, is all the way up the hill trying to get a good view to snipe* All of a sudden, the Insurgent stops after leaving and I get blamed. Da hell? I wasn't even near it, opposite side of the lab. And I hadn't killed a soul yet.

This sh*t is hard. Seriously.

 

First time I did this setup was a long time ago. Had some SP fun practicing free aim. Forgot to switch aim mode and jumped into Online. Got an invite to this setup, at first I though it was the one where you steal the Hydra (didn't bother reading the entire message - saw "EMP" and spammed X repeatedly to join) only to be disappointed.

 

Lobby was in FA, and I've been the moron who kept spamming L2 wondering why I can't lock, completely forgetting that I've switched to FA. BUT I didn't ruin anything - actually its the others who kept messing up.

[buskape]

 

 

 

Got into what appeared to be a decent heist crew, everyone drove to objective point A together with no shenanigans, as soon as I'm attempting to get out of my car and enter the gang van, the game freezes... ugh f*ckin game.

 

What's worse is the rest probably thought I was trolling, who knows what they saw when I froze...probably just my char standin there lookin stupid or wasting time.

 

LBC

 

and this.. i got a freeze just when i was about to enter the marker complete a heist.. after almost an hour of trying to finish it i can't imagine the rage of my teammates and i feel really bad about it

 

 

 

Yes.. I have played around 69 hours since release according to steam, the game quit unexpectedly only ONCE, and what was I doing at that time? We were gently landing the Valkyrie.. Like 3 seconds later the heist mission would have been finished.

I really felt bad for my teammates at that time..

 

[Guest]

Just tried the mastermind again... one of my team died on prison break final, I lost confidence in them immediately, I'm not upset at all because we weren't that far into it... I need a good team... I could do it on my own if I could...

[ten-a-penny]

Aaaand I decided its a funny idea to nudge the PS3 power cable. *boom PS3 shuts down* ._.

 

GRR

[dewtech]

Not usually one to moan about this game, has it's flaws but also a lot of good points, but feeling a bit aggrieved about this.

 

Answered a post on here from a guy wanting to do the mastermind challenge. Not something I'd ever thought I'll manage as getting the same 4 people together for long enough seems damn near impossible, if the servers don't crap themselves. Anyway roll to this morning, come to start it, we're still a guy short so I bring a mate of mine in. Get as far as the Prison break where one guy (not my guy, the other brought in) dies, accidentally. All 3 of us are willing to have a go again, not lost a huge amount of progress and I reckon a good hour will have us back where we started.

 

Nope, guy just logs off PSN and is back on here saying how his "team let him down" and he can't trust them. Sorry, but 1 bloke died and he was as much a part as we were, and we were willing to have another shot.

 

Amazing who can turn out to be an asshole...

[JulesDennis]

Not usually one to moan about this game, has it's flaws but also a lot of good points, but feeling a bit aggrieved about this.

 

Answered a post on here from a guy wanting to do the mastermind challenge. Not something I'd ever thought I'll manage as getting the same 4 people together for long enough seems damn near impossible, if the servers don't crap themselves. Anyway roll to this morning, come to start it, we're still a guy short so I bring a mate of mine in. Get as far as the Prison break where one guy (not my guy, the other brought in) dies, accidentally. All 3 of us are willing to have a go again, not lost a huge amount of progress and I reckon a good hour will have us back where we started.

 

Nope, guy just logs off PSN and is back on here saying how his "team let him down" and he can't trust them. Sorry, but 1 bloke died and he was as much a part as we were, and we were willing to have another shot.

 

Amazing who can turn out to be an asshole...

I think that mastermind challange has to be done with friends or crew mates.Not because they are the "best players" but because you know each other's game style imo.

And if something like that happends then it should not be a problem to restart(as you "know them" and you play all the time with them).It is easier to blame a "random" than to blame your "friend".

[Shadowfennekin]

Amazing how any aircraft at all seems to get shot down. I was just killing gang attacks in my Savage..... and all of a sudden, the construction site by the main LSC was SURROUNDED by dots, firing at my heli. Idiots forgot they can't kill people in gang attacks. I just landed, shot the last member and went passive. Didn't feel like facing six friends/crew members(Don't know who they were, but they sure seemed like friends the way they just tried to kill me), waited for them to go then went off on my way.

 

People deliberately seem to target aircraft too. Damn homing launcher being available to everyone. Even level 10s shoot you down when you're just passing through.

[theGypsy]

GTAF forum trolls and a**holes with nothing better to do but make childish comments...

 

...and that's it... whew. I feel better now (ROFL)

[nosmoking000]

Okay, my B*tch & Moan today is something we have all been talking about since this idea/user-created game was conceived.

 

Those "9999999999 RP $9999999999" Deathmatches. Seriously, f*ck those and the people who created it. They probably have small penises. Worthless turds.... I'm so sick and tired of using the on-call feature and then getting bumped into one. Don't even get me started when the whole lobby fills up and brings me into the lobby. Another F*cking loading screen when I exit that stupid sh*t.

 

Or even better, when you finally find a lobby where everyone's "skills" are equal and the Deathmatches are close and fun, then we all decide to press random on the next lobby screen only to get bumped into one of these worthless cesspool filled pieces of sh*t. That really blows the f*ck out of me.

 

 

 

Additionally, how the in-game text censors everything. Come to think of it, I've seen a lot of complaints about it here, but yet I see everyone on GTAF (including myself) censor cuss words lol. Say what are the rules of cuss words on this forum anyway?

 

 

[JWeazel]

Why do I have to go into the menus to view my Snapmatic gallery? I should just be able to view it on my phone, damn it.

[chainsoar]

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/203779677-Vehicle-customisation-is-disappointing

 

My b*tch & moan is right there. Get on your SC accounts and give me some comments and upvotes if you feel like I'm onto something. I don't expect R* to do anything about it, but I hope they notice and get their sh*t together for the next game at least.

[nkjellman]

I like GTA Online. It is a lot of fun, and everything that it has is fantastic in my opinion.

 

My only issue with GTA Online is that it has a lot of potential. The game play in GTA Online is downgraded in comparison to Single Player. Many of the nice little touches that SP had are missing. There is a lot of SP content that needs to be brought to GTA Online. GTA Online is definitely watered down compared to SP. Most, if not all of this content listed below is already coded in the game. It just isn't accessible.

-You're character doesn't breath while running, or scream when hurt/falling (Online characters do in Director Mode)
-No scuba gear from Submarine/Dinghy
-No animals
-No AI aircraft
-Lack of certain vehicle spawns (Air Tug and 747 at airport, forklifts at docks, golf cart at golf course, bikes on bike racks, etc...)
-No rag doll button.
-No cable cars at Mt. Chilliad.
-No cellphone animations.
-No tazer/rail gun (for good reason)
-No Duke O Death
-No Blimp
-Many missing props.
-Downgraded vehicle damage
-No windshield cannon (a good downgrade in my book)

-No customized cars roaming around (Though, once, I found a customized Sentinel, and I stored it in my garage. I was in a private match I just started and no other players had been in it.)

I for one want a mod that adds this stuff, or better yet, an update. Plus six more things.
-Enable and unlock all Story interiors, heist yacht, and aircraft carrier
-Make the large cargo plane obtainable. This vehicle is a LOT of fun and has LOTS of potential.
-Some GTA Races and Vehicle Death Matches with fully equipped JB-700's.
-A Online version of Director Mode. Basically the same as regular Director Mode except other players can join, and it has no modding protection so you can mod all you want.
-Change you're character's appearance at any time.
-A way to get to North Yankton.

If all of this was done, it would truly unlock a lot of the potential that GTA Online has. The game would have a lot less wasted code and if the stuff was added, it would bring a lot of new possibilities to GTA Online.

[Jammsbro]

Last weel my dailies didn't reset. So i kept going until today which should have been my 21 days in a row.

 

Didn't get the bonus. Which means that due to R* glitch I went from 21 days in a row to 6.

[sultangris]

 

 

 

Why the f*ck do attached trailers keep disappearing on last gen when switching camera angles?

Hardware limitations, time to upgrade that 9 year old hunk of crap, cell phones had more computing power than those relics 5 years ago, they were slow and outdated before they were even released, lol! That's why real gamers game on pc. Upgradeable!

Now you're just trying to start fights. -_-

 

OT: my B&M is about the constant spamming of the giant text box warning me about mental state. I dont need to be reminded about it every time i kill an NPC. Especially when it takes up half of the left side of my TV screen...

Well it's true, go invite only and sit still and notice how many more npcs there are. Start moving and drive slowly a steady speed for 30 seconds at a time then increase speed a little. You'll notice the faster you go the less npcs actually spawn and when you hit full speed in a fast car things will spawn right in front of you. Now go online and do it in lobbies with lots of people shooting rockets, tanks, explosions, nothing spawns then, not even the roads or buildings sometimes, lol! Processor can't handle demand. Simple mathematics really. Sorry if I hurt your feelings

 

 

 

Wish you could locate the cnut host who kicks you from the job/heist. There's no way unless you grab their name in time from invite/lobby screen. I'd love to be able to message some of them..

If you're on Live, you can go to the menu from the center button and goto messages and it shows everyone you've been 'in a lobby with'. The most recent people met will be right at the top. Tell them asshole's, "good luck with other retards you convoluted f*ck".

LBC

This can also be done in PSN.

Go to first tab on the right > Players Met. It'll show you every single player you have met in any game. Used this tactic to find the dumbass who can't drive or even think before spamming his RPG.

 

 

 

 

 

The only fool in this argument is the troll chanting pcmasterace. We all play the same game with mostly the same features. Get over it.

My PS2 GTA:SA copy runs better than the PC copy. Even though my PC could eat my PS3 on lunch any day, let alone my 5yo PS2. Ha.

 

lol - PC troll race rather.

You mean your FIFTEEN year old PS2.You can read, can't you?

I had my PS2 for over five years. Duh?

Doesn't work on ps4, players met only works if you joined a party chat with them which is f*cking dumb cause they are already on your friends list if you're in a party with them usually. Don't know why Sony changed it, f*cking morons, it used to actually be a useful feature on ps3 but it's not at all on ps4, lol

Edited April 24, 2015 by sultangris

[mmm chocolate]

Failed to restart job. Please try again.

 

I can't even count how many times this has happened trying to restart parts of the pacific standard finale.

 

Fix yo sh*t Rockstar.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

chrome was acting stupid

decided to delete the appdata and chrome itself for a reinstall

stupidly did not save my bookmarks

now I have to try and sleep wondering what the f*ck I deleted

Did you ever sign in while using Chrome? If you did then your bookmarks should've synced just sign in and see if they did

 

About Pegasus reclaiming vehicles- not 100% but I think the vehicle is 'destroyed' I mean it did look like you were at a weird angle on a roof that's when I usually get the message but still....

 

Also I hate white dots KILL EM ALL

They've claimed mine while i was still in the air with it and forced me out of it and because of the way i was forced out i didn't have a parachute and fell from around 10,000 feet

 

*restarts Deliver EMP, is all the way up the hill trying to get a good view to snipe* All of a sudden, the Insurgent stops after leaving and I get blamed. Da hell? I wasn't even near it, opposite side of the lab. And I hadn't killed a soul yet.

I leave when everybody blames you rather than the person who died, I did the Station setup with some randoms and they cops both in triple digit rank was balming a lvl 12 who was with me and hadn't died once.

 

I sent the lvl 12 a message and we both left

[Is this The Guy?]

New gen graphics have caused me to revamp my golf game.

 

Stupid trees

[AlexMachines]

Hey R*, how come there is no option to go to a private lobby once you get thrown into a public one and have to go to SP again to do it?

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Hey R*, how come there is no option to go to a private lobby once you get thrown into a public one and have to go to SP again to do it?

I'll tell you a little trick...

 

Press Start > Content Creator > Start > Online > Invite Only

 

But make sure it says Invite Only before clicking X sometimes it'll put you in a public lobbie even though Invite Only is highlighted

Doesn't work on ps4, players met only works if you joined a party chat with them which is f*cking dumb cause they are already on your friends list if you're in a party with them usually. Don't know why Sony changed it, f*cking morons, it used to actually be a useful feature on ps3 but it's not at all on ps4, lol

That;s not entirely true, I think this is a game by game basis thing because there are some games i play where the people show up in my Player Met section right away.

[LBCWorldWide]

Why dafuq is the Lectro $750,000??? That stupid little boost you get is not worth $735,000 compared to any other bike. This thing should have cannons, be able to fly and shoot missiles too for that kinda dough.

 

R* price fail in the 1st degree...

 

LBC

[silverstone]

RPG spammers in deathmatches

Like seriously, combat roll , RPG , combat roll , RPG

 

 

Get some f*cking skills man

[CrysisAverted]

people who bitch about killing in a GTA RACE

[VanessaMagick]

Matchmaking is fricking awful.

 

 

I just played a Team Deathmatch. It was 3 v 2. The three enemies were all rank 100+ and two of them had bulletproof helmets.

 

What do I get? One teammate who was RANK 5 and went 0 kills to 16 deaths.

 

I went 18 kills to 7 deaths and we still lost.

[CrysisAverted]

Join playlist

pretty big, full 16 players

 

first job is snipers vs stunters

first time playing this

on sniper, get nothing but hitmarkers

on cars, constantly hit people and have them glitch out as if I didn't just run them over at high speeds

our teams become so lopsided

my team ends up 10 players less than other team

othisisfair.no

 

next a race

then another race

 

then a teamdeathmatch where we can only use bikes and melee

first round

just me and a teammate vs one lone dude

dude eats sh*t on bike and falls to the floor

dude laying on ground as me and teammate jump him

stab stab stab beat beat beat the dude on the ground

his majestically stands up while getting beat down

he pulls out his knife while we are still hitting him

he swings once and I see my character go down

that instant I see my teammate die as well

 

a sure thing ended up in a loss....

he literally swung once and killed us both who had full health

a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and later got beat on the ground won

 

 

next round

some dude falls of bike, I jump on him and give the ol' Excessive Force treatment

I hit the dude on the ground three times with a baton

he then vanishes right before my eyes

turn around to see the f*cker running away from me about 5 yards away

5 of us vs 1 guy

that 1 guy keeps ramming everyone of their bikes

he never falls off his

it takes a wall and 4 of us on bikes to finally knock him down

we finally win

 

next round

stuck in clouds

finally free after 10 or so minutes

1 dude on other team, 5 on mine

we win

 

next a race

then we do a GTA race

its f*cking faggios but the track is that irrigation system in Grapeseed

dude putting down proximity mines

nearly kills me

dudes running into me at hyperspeed because every inch is covered in speed boosts

decide f*ck this and start fighting back

they start bitching at me for attacking back

they act all self-righteous after killing me with proximity mines/stepping off their vehicles and waiting for me to faggio by

I didn't even start it but I'm public enemy #1

I still win

they talking about kicking me

I just leave because this is stupid

 

 

 

 

Last time I played in a playlist we f*cking got stuck in the clouds too

so much for "playing"

Edited April 25, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[saintsrow]

Why dafuq is the Lectro $750,000??? That stupid little boost you get is not worth $735,000 compared to any other bike. This thing should have cannons, be able to fly and shoot missiles too for that kinda dough.

 

R* price fail in the 1st degree...

 

LBC

It's just doubly ironic that Rockstar put the obscene price on that bike since it is a piece of sh*t. I think they just wanted to see what percentage of the GTA0 population would slavishly buy this piece of sh*t no matter what.

Edited April 25, 2015 by saintsrow

[VanessaMagick]

Join playlist

pretty big, full 16 players

 

first job is snipers vs stunters

first time playing this

on sniper, get nothing but hitmarkers

on cars, constantly hit people and have them glitch out as if I didn't just run them over at high speeds

our teams become so lopsided

my team ends up 10 players less than other team

othisisfair.no

 

next a race

then another race

 

then a teamdeathmatch where we can only use bikes and melee

first round

just me and a teammate vs one lone dude

dude eats sh*t on bike and falls to the floor

dude laying on ground as me and teammate jump him

stab stab stab beat beat beat the dude on the ground

his majestically stands up while getting beat down

he pulls out his knife while we are still hitting him

he swings once and I see my character go down

that instant I see my teammate die as well

 

a sure thing ended up in a loss....

he literally swung once and killed us both who had full health

a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and later got beat on the ground won

 

 

next round

some dude falls of bike, I jump on him and give the ol' Excessive Force treatment

I hit the dude on the ground three times with a baton

he then vanishes right before my eyes

turn around to see the f*cker running away from me about 5 yards away

5 of us vs 1 guy

that 1 guy keeps ramming everyone of their bikes

he never falls off his

it takes a wall and 4 of us on bikes to finally knock him down

we finally win

 

next round

stuck in clouds

finally free after 10 or so minutes

1 dude on other team, 5 on mine

we win

 

next a race

then we do a GTA race

its f*cking faggios but the track is that irrigation system in Grapeseed

dude putting down proximity mines

nearly kills me

dudes running into me at hyperspeed because every inch is covered in speed boosts

decide f*ck this and start fighting back

they start bitching at me for attacking back

they act all self-righteous after killing me with proximity mines/stepping off their vehicles and waiting for me to faggio by

I didn't even start it but I'm public enemy #1

I still win

they talking about kicking me

I just leave because this is stupid

 

 

 

 

Last time I played in a playlist we f*cking got stuck in the clouds too

so much for "playing"

 

http://pastebin.com/zbHauuN3

 

Here's something I wrote last year.

[ten-a-penny]

Was helping a bunch of low rankers in The Prison Raid - Plane, everything was nice and perfect. Someone died but what do you except from newbies? Low health is a drawback here. And what's more, they actually knew "cover" was a thing.

 

Later on got an invite to The Pacific Standards Finale. YAY LECTRO!

 

1st try: Someone died (how did you even die in the VERY BEGINNING OF THE THING!?)

2nd try: Dumbass Crowd Control decided to ditch me off and help the Demo and hacker making my objective harder, from frustration I shot someone by mistake (was trying to hit them REALLY close but the hostage moved and I hit him by mistake - sorry ) but we all managed to get out.

3rd to 5th? try: Leader kept dying..... meanwhile I'm the one "Rambo'ing" it out (blowing up vehicles and cleaning the road with the RPG when possible) didn't die, but at the 5th try I nearly died. BUT I took some cover and regenerated my health a bit.

6th+ try: Dumbasses who can't listen. Looks like me and the host (who died at the first times) knew the plan - we tried taking over the Intruder (I believe its name?) police car and tried to tell the others to get in. Obviously none of them listened. They kept dying all the f'king time. Poor host decided to rage quit.

 

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DITCH THE BIKES AND GET IN THE F'KING CAR OR AT LEAST RIDE THE DAMN THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

EDIT: Just got an invite to Convoy, level 5 and 23.... aaand everybody (AND I MEAN EVERYBODY) failed....

Am I living on planet Earth? Is this is how dumb humanity became? Smh.

Edited April 25, 2015 by ten-a-penny