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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)


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Im tired of non nude strippers in the strip club.

 

 

RAGE!!!!

 

 

Wheres my boobies!

I'm tired of washing my tits in a bikini! I know I'm getting a rash.

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f*ck YOU INDESTRUCTIBLE SMALL HEDGES

 

 

ALSO f*ck BEACH BUM FOR PUTTING A sh*tTON OF UGLY HATS AND SUNGLASSES IN MY INVENTORY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I FEEL SO VIOLATEEEEEEEED

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This is getting ridiculous. If heists don't come out after this month, we will be in the 6th month since online came out.... that is major bu**sh*t.

 

We're talking nearly half an entire year for content that is suppose to be released in the following months.... now ok, technically we could wait 11 months and it could still be considered "following months" (if you're an a-hole and want to get technical).

 

That is why heists have to come out this month.... to wait half a year for this is crazy

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dont talk about it! now you made it postponed another week

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I hate how every time I reach the map border with a plane I lose an entire wing when all that used to happen was my engines were cut off and I could glide back for fun; I spent many hours attempting to reach los santos and land a plane with no engine power after turning back from the border.

That's it I think.

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Why in f*ck's name can't I add a crew emblem to a leather jacket?

 

And for the motherf*cking love of everything holy FIX THE f*ckING CORNROW TATTOO PROBLEM!

 

I don't give a f*ck if it means walking into the same door as a complete goddamned stranger, I want to live in a house. Not an apartment. wtf

 

(well, I've submitted tickets for the first two gripes, but sadly no amount of crying on my part will get us houses)

 

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a prostitute will f*ck me and then immediately give me blowjob after, but my stripper lady friends only dance in my apartment? really?! And no nipples in the... STRIP club?

 

You know... I really love this game. But these tiny stupid little issues really disgust me sometimes.

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Why is it crazy to wait 6 months for major new content? There was a gap of about 9 months between IV and the first DLC, and that was just for one platform.

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Didnt think id say this for a long time. But, i got bored with gta online. I love rockstar. But bf4 on ps4 has me hooked.

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Didnt think id say this for a long time. But, i got bored with gta online. I love rockstar. But bf4 on ps4 has me hooked.

 

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October 1st - November 1st = 1 month
November 1st - December 1st = 2 months

December 1st - January 1st = 3 months

January 1st - February 1st = 4 months

 

Maybe the spastic math is causing your brain to erupt in a crazy fury, and THATS why you're angry at heists not being here.

 

f*cking play the game and wait. It'll be worth it.

 

Or not. Who cares. However long it takes will either be just as big a disappoint as it would be a surprise.

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Happy_Killstick

People need to-chill-the-f*ck-out

 

Take a drink of choice or smoke a bowl and play the game :)

 

I'm pretty sure R* will release heists soon

 

maybe 2 or 3 heists to see if they actually works

 

but theres a downside to heists.

 

Cheaters and Hackers will come and exploit the heists in to giving them millions :sneaky:

and maybe just maybe another cash sweep will come and take peoples hard earned cash once again

f*cking crackheads, destroying the fun in stuff :devil:

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Why is it crazy to wait 6 months for major new content? There was a gap of about 9 months between IV and the first DLC, and that was just for one platform.

That major content wasn't advertised in the release trailer, though, was it?

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ALSO f*ck BEACH BUM FOR PUTTING A sh*tTON OF UGLY HATS AND SUNGLASSES IN MY INVENTORY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I FEEL SO VIOLATEEEEEEEED

hell yeah, that really screwed up my wardrobe, and no way to dump the items either!

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Why is it crazy to wait 6 months for major new content? There was a gap of about 9 months between IV and the first DLC, and that was just for one platform.

That major content wasn't advertised in the release trailer, though, was it?

 

No. It was advertised a year or two before IV came out.

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FrozenInferno

90% of people are going to be severely disappointed when heists finally do come out.

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The OP just screams "entitlement tween."

If you don't like the game as is, sell it.

There's plenty to do without the heists. They're basically 1% of what you can do in online, yet people act as if it's 7/9 of the entire game.

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or when mission creator doesn't come out.

 

f*ck heists, i'm buying payday 2.

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Umm, how has 6 months passed since O's launch for the OP but only 4 months have passed for me ???

 

The OP must be caught in some space time continuum of "complaining just because I can".

 

O.o

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90% of people are going to be severely disappointed when heists finally do come out.

Reading this forum, it seems 90% are already disappointed with the heists and they haven't even been described fully yet.

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customkingpimp

They had/ still have a lot of things to fix. Would you like a broken game with heists, or a good game with heists?

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Umm, how has 6 months passed since O's launch for the OP but only 4 months have passed for me ???

 

The OP must be caught in some space time continuum of "complaining just because I can".

 

O.o

feels like it's been two years eight months and fourteen days to me :p

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Umm, how has 6 months passed since O's launch for the OP but only 4 months have passed for me ???

The OP must be caught in some space time continuum of "complaining just because I can".

O.o

 

feels like it's been two years eight months and fourteen days to me :pWay to be over-dramatic... Lol

 

You crazy. ;)

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Not another heist thread.

Come on people, you should know better.

This thread is going nowhere, and people are throwing insults like I throw knives in Dead Island, so, 6B428E9A-07A0-4B1A-AC82-3267ECC80D4A-333

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They aren't going to be anywhere near as good as people thought they were. Just look at the rest of the game. Overhyped by Rockstar cause they have run out of ideas.

So just relax.

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Not another heist thread.

Come on people, you should know better.

This thread is going nowhere, and people are throwing insults like I throw knives in Dead Island, so, 6B428E9A-07A0-4B1A-AC82-3267ECC80D4A-333

Dead island?! I haven't played that game in ages. Think I might fire that sh*t up tomorrow. It's all about crushing domes while playing as Sam B.

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