The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[saintsrow]

 

 

What was Rockstar thinking when they made quick jobs to on call? It sucks. And what's with people not knowing or taking forever on being driller?

First heist has the hardest hacking part. It isn't seen again. The drilling is in the first heist, never seen again. The drill is easy as hell, too.

That hacking mini game/snake was a complete curveball on day 1 of heists. Why introduce a new hacking mechanic/gameplay element after all the other hacking parts have been that word game?!

+ the humane labs one.

Yea, turns out we weren't ready after all (tho anyone who owned, or whose parents owned, a Nokia in the late 90s was ready..)

Oh well. R* logic & all that..

 

That damned pointless snake game Surprised me too, the first time, but it was easy enough.

 

A week later, I joined a low level host for the Fleeca job, so I could help him get past that first heist, and the goddamned snake was 3X harder. I kept trying it, with increasing unbridled frustration, and almost got there, long after he got bored and was shooting NPCs and blowing things up until he accidentally killed himself and ended the heist. I will not join the Fleeca setup again. GRRRRR.

 

 

 

Something seems fishy about cops detecting my fireworks underwater

 

Ha, that's great! Because logic x 2. Fishy.

 

Do you have a reliable walking-underwater glitch, or is it just a random thing?

[johndivney]

Sitting outside fleeca right now as someone tries to hack it..

 

 

People who live in eclipse towers were assholes then & are assholes now.

[CrysisAverted]

some motherf*cker typed in a code before I did and won a free copy of getiay5 on pc

[GR Choke]

Its amazing how many people cant parachute onto the beach (prison break finale)

[johndivney]

Its amazing how many people cant parachute onto the beach (prison break finale)

It truly is. It makes you wonder, whether they're just sh*t at videogames or just really thick. Or both. Defo the most numerous heist fail I've seen bar deliver emp. I stopped doing prison break for a while because of it, & gifs like on the previous page. It's bizarre.

[AlexMachines]

I AM STUCK IN THE DAMN CLOUDS FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEE

[Strange Town]

 

Why is the Bobcat considered a luxury car?

[MGCrash]

 

Why is the Bobcat considered a luxury car?

And a SUV?

[GR Choke]

 

Its amazing how many people cant parachute onto the beach (prison break finale)

It truly is. It makes you wonder, whether they're just sh*t at videogames or just really thick. Or both. Defo the most numerous heist fail I've seen bar deliver emp. I stopped doing prison break for a while because of it, & gifs like on the previous page. It's bizarre.

The worst i have witnessed is someone parachuting straight into the cliff......

[CrysisAverted]

In an intense gunbattle

Insurgent left abandoned in the middle of the road

have to stop and go do something

go passive and call for my Kuruma

come back

owe 16k+ for my insurgent

 

da f*ck happened

[CrysisAverted]

See Convoy Heist Setup, try to join it

wait 10 minutes finally connect

its full now

I had to leave the session to have it tell me this

I figure I wouldn't spawn back in my Hydra in midair

f*cking thing is taking forever to connect me back

f*ck this Im getting off

Accidentally hit f*cking Rest Mode because Sony changed the f*cking UI

[Shadowfennekin]

Finally gets a invite to something that ISN'T Prison Break Plane. "Session is full, would you like to get in a que?" f*ck no! *session changes* ....... -_-

 

And this is why I mainly take what I get from Quick Job. Though I have to quit on asses who start the Fleeca Scope ASAP and don't let me leave

[jabloki]

Hey there, i know this is the B&M topic but, i would like to urge players to be more patient with ohter players. J Some players are young kids, who dont know better, some are from ohter countries etc, thats where the language barrier might come in, a reason why peole wount join Partys or use a mic during Heists.

If i couldnt speaks or wright a bit of english, then id be screwd, cause finding a player from my country aint easy. And id probably play with out chating

And i have mixed feelings about does called a-holes who start up destruction, for me i guess it depends on my mood, sometimes i get pissed, somtimes i join, ohter times i just ignore it and if i want peace and quiet then ill start up a private session and probleem solved.

 

So yes, lots of cool peole in this forum, one guy is perticulary funny, always has good posts, but yeah keep doin what you doin , for me this place is a lot of help.

 

 

 

Kõike head!

[Aussie N7]

Very minor b*tch and moan, but does that lunge forward that your character does when you tap the brakes annoy anyone else.

Edited April 14, 2015 by Aussie N7

[scaldy78]

 

 

Its amazing how many people cant parachute onto the beach (prison break finale)

It truly is. It makes you wonder, whether they're just sh*t at videogames or just really thick. Or both. Defo the most numerous heist fail I've seen bar deliver emp. I stopped doing prison break for a while because of it, & gifs like on the previous page. It's bizarre.

The worst i have witnessed is someone parachuting straight into the cliff......

This is the price paid for people never joining parachute jobs. People can't parachute!

[Feurian42]

Hey there, i know this is the B&M topic but, i would like to urge players to be more patient with ohter players. J Some players are young kids, who dont know better, some are from ohter countries etc, thats where the language barrier might come in, a reason why peole wount join Partys or use a mic during Heists.

If i couldnt speaks or wright a bit of english, then id be screwd, cause finding a player from my country aint easy. And id probably play with out chating

And i have mixed feelings about does called a-holes who start up destruction, for me i guess it depends on my mood, sometimes i get pissed, somtimes i join, ohter times i just ignore it and if i want peace and quiet then ill start up a private session and probleem solved.

 

So yes, lots of cool peole in this forum, one guy is perticulary funny, always has good posts, but yeah keep doin what you doin , for me this place is a lot of help.

 

 

 

Kõike head!

Some of that does make sense, but kids and people who generally suck should know it and get better before playing with a bunch of other people.

These people are a liability and they know it buy "they want to play heists". Why should everyone suffer them because they "want to". I'm not going to have any patience for someone who sucks and don't care if they make life hell for me just so they can get what they want.

[GR Choke]

i can parachute fine and i have only done like 6 parachute jobs

 

So today i joined heists with randoms

 

Series a coke setup

 

Im on the helicopter team

I get there first

My team mate(level 34) throws me out of the helicopter

Ok fine i get in the passenger seat

He circles the yacht then tries to land

Killing us both

 

Really??

 

I join the humane labs finale

Im the ground team

i parachute out

The f*cking gunner then jumps out

Ok i carry on

I get the bit just before you use the key cards

He dies

Restart

I yell on the mic stay in the f*cking helicopter

He jumps out again

I get to the bit before you use the key cards

He dies

I quit and sent him hate mail

 

Hes level 14

Edited April 14, 2015 by GR Choke

[ten-a-penny]

i can parachute fine and i have only done like 6 parachute jobs

 

So today i joined heists with randoms

 

Series a coke setup

 

Im on the helicopter team

I get there first

My team mate(level 34) throws me out of the helicopter

Ok fine i get in the passenger seat

He circles the yacht then tries to land

Killing us both

 

Really??

 

I join the humane labs finale

Im the ground team

i parachute out

The f*cking gunner then jumps out

Ok i carry on

I get the bit just before you use the key cards

He dies

Restart

I yell on the mic stay in the f*cking helicopter

He jumps out again

I get to the bit before you use the key cards

He dies

I quit and sent him hate mail

 

Hes level 14

There's your issue. I'll be honest I was a dumbass when I was <60, but at least I didn't ruin other players' fun. If you can't play for sh*t, please don't ruin my fun. Dicks.

[GR Choke]

I also did the signal setup for the pacific heist job

 

The amount of people that try take the long way f*cking round oh my god!!!!

 

i message them and say wrong way let me drive the boat

 

I never get there quick enough(to avi in the cabin) because i cant run in the utility vest

Edited April 14, 2015 by GR Choke

[Feurian42]

I also did the signal setup for the pacific heist job

 

The amount of people that try take the long way f*cking round oh my god!!!!

 

i message them and say wrong way let me drive the boat

 

I never get there quick enough(to avi in the cabin) because i cant run in the utility vest

All your examples are why we need to have control over matchmaking beyond random and selecting from crew/friends. Like at the least let us set a minimum level for an invite. I try a lot to accept random invites and inevitably get stuck with some of the same crap that has happened to you. Cant do it anymore.

[ten-a-penny]

Wait, last I checked you can't take control over the boat if you're not the first one no? Or am I wrong?

 

OT: Whatever happened to the players?! Before this update people cooperated. People listened. people helped each other in missions. I still remember making a plan to destroy the enemy Lazer in On Maneuvers with another random. I still remember helping others in long missions like The Los Santos Connection. I still remember people with f*cking brains.

 

Now all I see are dumbasses Rambo'ing it out and die 1 second later and blame ME for it, idiots who don't listen, people who throw you off whatever vehicle you're in and speed off, etc. Its now impossible to play with randoms.

[GR Choke]

^ the first to the cabin drives the boat(whoever is in the cut scene)

 

Well thats what happens to me

[LBCWorldWide]

Some asshole couldn't drive well enough to make it to the chopper in Series A-Coke before me. I figured, no big deal, I will just wait a sec til he gets here. I didn't even get in the chopper when the douche comes flying into the helipad slamming into the chopper and myself. Essentially knocking the chopper on its side preventing entry...f*cking douchebag. (Rank 380+ I might add, f*cking retard) So, I grenade his stupid car. He takes off running for high ground so I then proceed to smack him up with my car for a bit, not killimg him, just showing him the same asshole treatment.

 

Now that he has run to high ground, I go back and attempt to correct the chopper, asshole nukes it just as I finally right it up and am about to hop in. Now, neither of us can "help" with the heist and he takes off towards the marker. Assholes leave me behind, so I wait til they just about done and "accidentally" drop a grenade at my feet...bahahaha! Heist fail!

 

Dicks don't get a payday when you play with me. Especially if your some cracked out rank 300+ twat who thinks he's a GTAO god. Go f*ck yourself! You're f*cking pathetic!

 

LBC

[ten-a-penny]

I do like it when high levers (200+ and above) act like they're gods in this game just because of their rank.

 

1. No, just because you're 400 and higher it doesn't mean you can't die, especially against the cheating AI.
2. No, just because you're above my rank it doesn't mean you can drive.
3. How did you reach that rank if you can't even read and know the mission objective (I'm looking at you Hussam2-whateverisinhere)?!?!?!?!
4. I'm still wondering how did you reach said rank if you can't f*cking shoot or take cover.

FFFS idiots in this game. Smh.

[johndivney]

Dear drivers, put the radio on. If you must, turn the station OVER not off. If you turn it off, I'll only turn it on again via the start menu.

Ty.

[saintsrow]

... , people who throw you off whatever vehicle you're in and speed off, etc.

I am on PS3. I am wondering if something has slightly changed in the way car entry works, or if it is just some new asshole fad. I get in the car first, in driver's seat, and the next guy that comes along does not get in as passenger, but throws me out of the car. Is this done by holding down the triangle key longer, or something?

[ten-a-penny]

 

... , people who throw you off whatever vehicle you're in and speed off, etc.

I am on PS3. I am wondering if something has slightly changed in the way car entry works, or if it is just some new asshole fad. I get in the car first, in driver's seat, and the next guy that comes along does not get in as passenger, but throws me out of the car. Is this done by holding down the triangle key longer, or something?

If you want to hijack a player's vehicle, you need to hold Triangle instead of simply pressing it.

 

I'll be honest though, when I first started playing this game I didn't knew that holding Triangle throws people off the car/bike etc. Um, to whoever cruised with me the other day, sorry.

[johndivney]

That's always been the case.

[Troye]

Dear drivers, put the radio on. If you must, turn the station OVER not off. If you turn it off, I'll only turn it on again via the start menu.

Ty.

I'll just kick you out of my car.

Ty.

[saintsrow]

That's always been the case.

I never discovered it because I never jack another player's car

 

Just like, in the early days of GTA0, it took me a while (and a lot of unanswered deaths) to understand why some assholes were driving up fast at me backward, while spraying bullets, and I was never hitting them even when emptying multiple clips at them. Thanks to the GTAV Forum, I finally got wise.

 

Someday I will have to take the Online Total Asshole Accreditation Series from the University of Phoenix, so I can be as badass as everybody else.