The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[GR Choke]

 

So much for bulletproof

wow you didn't even kill him

Edited April 12, 2015 by GR Choke

[JoeBoneless]

The new helicopters

 

Savage, Valkyrie

 

Masterpieces of destruction

 

At least in heist. A damn flare gun can kill them in free roam

 

AND WHO GAVE ALL THE LOW RANKS A ROCKET LAUNCHER???

 

I swear it's like rockstar sits around trying to screw over the hardcore players while catering to the kids who aren't even old enough to buy this game

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Helping this guy (level 117) out, with the first heist... he takes like 20 minutes to hack the bank. I kept calm, didn't want to leave him alone. Then he had to drill in the damn bank. What the hell did he do? Taking a s***? I couldn't, because i had to watch for the civilians. Another 20 minutes later, he just quit...

 

[Guest]

What the actual f*ck? is this a ghost or something? It scared the sh*t out of me!

Edited April 12, 2015 by Guest

[killerx2]

i'm gonna bitch and moan about people who ask for free money. I was in my armored kuruma when this low level is chasing me on feet. He's unarmed so i let him catch up and get in. But he wasn't wanted and didn't want a ride so i figured he just wanted to go on a rampage and have fun since i'm in a kuruma.

 

I see another douche in a kuruma killing some other player who was in passive, so i shoot that guy and get wanted.

 

But then i get a f*cking text from the low level asking for free money.

 

So as any normal gta online player would do, i blew up a cop car, waited until i was surrounded by cops and kicked him out of the car. I then ran him over and drove away as he got gunned down by the cops while trying to get back up.

[malcolmfunktion]

What the actual f*ck? is this a ghost or something? It scared the sh*t out of me!

Whoa, haha. That would have scared the sh*t out of me too.

[slowburn29]

stop threatening me with bad sport every time I quit when someone jams me with the launch button. They didn't give me a chance to leave, and I don't want to play certain jobs with randoms

 

Also, this game was always about being bad and GAMES AREN'T SPORTS

[Low-Leaf]

I'm so happy I found this topic because I'm so MAD at certain things that annoy me daily on GTA

 

#1 Why isn't scarring optional? I spent a while creating my character on LG and to do do that properlly meant you needed a huge TV or a very keen eye (even the hobbies stats changed the skin quality and of course there was no zoom option), I try and play carefully/skillfully however it is GTA after all and mistakes/idiots happen, I end up with a giant banana scar under my eye or a skin graft on my chin, changing session does nothing so I have to quit and restart GTA V all together and suffer the notoriously grim load times to reset my face.

 

#2 WHY DOES IT CHANGE SESSION SO MUCH?? I get an invite to a job, I accept, "Session full" (why invite me), I get lowered back from the disappointing message in the clouds then IMMEDIATELY BOUNCE BACK UP changing my session!... WHY?

 

#3 It p***es me off that there isnt any difference between an invite to a Heist finale and the cutscenes at the beginning/middle of the handful of setups that make up the heist body... why not have a tiny pink sad face next to the title of the latter just to differentiate between the 2!!!

 

#4 When I want to join a specific friend (trying to dodge a different friend) I hit their "join game", if it's a full session why does the game say "pfft, tough luck we're going to plonk you in any random session now fingers crossed it's not the one you don't want to be in!" with no choice to even back out to single player?

[killerx2]

I'm so happy I found this topic because I'm so MAD at certain things that annoy me daily on GTA

 

#1 Why isn't scarring optional? I spent a while creating my character on LG and to do do that properlly meant you needed a huge TV or a very keen eye (even the hobbies stats changed the skin quality and of course there was no zoom option), I try and play carefully/skillfully however it is GTA after all and mistakes/idiots happen, I end up with a giant banana scar under my eye or a skin graft on my chin, changing session does nothing so I have to quit and restart GTA V all together and suffer the notoriously grim load times to reset my face.

 

#2 WHY DOES IT CHANGE SESSION SO MUCH?? I get an invite to a job, I accept, "Session full" (why invite me), I get lowered back from the disappointing message in the clouds then IMMEDIATELY BOUNCE BACK UP changing my session!... WHY?

 

#3 It p***es me off that there isnt any difference between an invite to a Heist finale and the cutscenes at the beginning/middle of the handful of setups that make up the heist body... why not have a tiny pink sad face next to the title of the latter just to differentiate between the 2!!!

 

#4 When I want to join a specific friend (trying to dodge a different friend) I hit their "join game", if it's a full session why does the game say "pfft, tough luck we're going to plonk you in any random session now fingers crossed it's not the one you don't want to be in!" with no choice to even back out to single player?

i'm pretty sure you can just take a shower to clean up scars.

[WWEMichaelB]

These trolls with their pointless threads on the forums. SMH

[Rocket Skates]

Helping this guy (level 117) out, with the first heist... he takes like 20 minutes to hack the bank. I kept calm, didn't want to leave him alone. Then he had to drill in the damn bank. What the hell did he do? Taking a s***? I couldn't, because i had to watch for the civilians. Another 20 minutes later, he just quit...

 

Yeah same happened to me earlier on. I joined a random heist and it was Fleeca Job hosted by a level 21 (I think). Anyway I was the driver and I arrived at the bank and this asshat was taking forever to hack the security system. I was honking the horn for ages and I sent him a message and the punk still was taking forever so after like another 5 minutes I quit. Dude tried to invite me again after I was back in freeroam.

[CrysisAverted]

f*ckers always put me on crowd control

 

[AlexMachines]

 

Why does the biker jacket (female) looks so pixelated on the PS3? It's horrible lmao

Bc it's PS3? Everything looks more pixelated on the last gen consoles.

Thanks for pointing out the elephant in the room. What I meant is that it's more pixelated than the rest of the clothes.

[Vertighost]

I've learned the hard way...I will only ever use a Sanchez in an off road race. I wish it was not like this, sometimes the other vehicles seem to have no chance of first place In most off road type races.

[hyperar]

So much for bulletproof

 

You deserve it, man i hate you losers

What the actual f*ck? is this a ghost or something? It scared the sh*t out of me!

 

No, he's online, someone mentioned that he's using an invisibility glitch

[nosmoking000]

f*ckers always put me on crowd control

 

Lmao and then when it's time to leave, the two people with the bags of money run out into the open of a bunch of cops shooting at us, thus losing money. LOL! Words can't describe how much that annoys me, however, I do get a good laugh when the little kid that plays begins to complain how everyone is losing money when it's his dumba**. Always, always, always someone else's fault, right? Hahaha whatever, it's gotten to the point where all I do is laugh. Edited April 13, 2015 by nosmoking000

[nosmoking000]

#2 WHY DOES IT CHANGE SESSION SO MUCH?? I get an invite to a job, I accept, "Session full" (why invite me), I get lowered back from the disappointing message in the clouds then IMMEDIATELY BOUNCE BACK UP changing my session!... WHY?

 

 

Dude! I was thinking the exact same thing yesterday, when this same exact sh*t happened to me 6 times in a row trying to join a mission/survival. Plus, it bugs me that when you get that message about the lobby being full, you can still hear the people with mics talking in the free roam session you were in.

 

I'm on PS4, I don't know what you are on, but you would think for PS4/XBone, the game would be capable of letting you join right back to the SAME f*cking session.

 

By the way, sorry for the double post as I am on my phone. I thought that posting back to back quickly enough would merge my posts together. I could have sworn it had done this before.

Edited April 13, 2015 by nosmoking000

[Sky_Light12]

really , C*

disconnecting my teamate in a row during heist . thanks to you , our criminal mastermind was reset

you make me fly to rage , C*

[dante財閥]

i'm gonna bitch and moan about people who ask for free money. I was in my armored kuruma when this low level is chasing me on feet. He's unarmed so i let him catch up and get in. But he wasn't wanted and didn't want a ride so i figured he just wanted to go on a rampage and have fun since i'm in a kuruma.

 

I see another douche in a kuruma killing some other player who was in passive, so i shoot that guy and get wanted.

 

But then i get a f*cking text from the low level asking for free money.

 

So as any normal gta online player would do, i blew up a cop car, waited until i was surrounded by cops and kicked him out of the car. I then ran him over and drove away as he got gunned down by the cops while trying to get back up.

You can give people money? How?

[emptyplayer]

The lack of invites since heists! Rockstar have completely f*cked the matchmaking. I used to get more invites during the old-gen exodus days compared to this.

[Nick1020]

What was Rockstar thinking when they made quick jobs to on call? It sucks. And what's with people not knowing or taking forever on being driller?

[Troye]

What was Rockstar thinking when they made quick jobs to on call? It sucks. And what's with people not knowing or taking forever on being driller?

First heist has the hardest hacking part. It isn't seen again. The drilling is in the first heist, never seen again. The drill is easy as hell, too.

[johndivney]

 

What was Rockstar thinking when they made quick jobs to on call? It sucks. And what's with people not knowing or taking forever on being driller?

 

First heist has the hardest hacking part. It isn't seen again. The drilling is in the first heist, never seen again. The drill is easy as hell, too.

 

That hacking mini game/snake was a complete curveball on day 1 of heists. Why introduce a new hacking mechanic/gameplay element after all the other hacking parts have been that word game?!

+ the humane labs one.

Yea, turns out we weren't ready after all (tho anyone who owned, or whose parents owned, a Nokia in the late 90s was ready..)

Oh well. R* logic & all that..

[hyperar]

Am i the only one that gave up on Heists on PS4?, don't know how bad is the situation on other platforms, but on PS4 is near to implossible if you don't have RL friends playing, even when you're ready to go, no setups, i mean the actual Heist. 1 player joins, level 10, kicked... 2 minutes later, another one joins, level 22, kicked... 5 minutes, level 65 joins, ok... 2 minutes later he quits tired of waiting... 10 minutes later, same level 10 joins, kicked.

 

And when you convince yourself that i'll be ok with low levels... you fail the Heists 3 times in a row within the firsts two minutes, when they finally understand how sh*t works, you fail infinite times several minutes within the job.

 

Doing regular missions solo now, i don't even think about the "challenges", Criminal Master Mind, f*ck you, give me three people to do the heists and i'd be more than happy.

[johndivney]

Am i the only one that gave up on Heists on PS4?, don't know how bad is the situation on other platforms, but on PS4 is near to implossible if you don't have RL friends playing, even when you're ready to go, no setups, i mean the actual Heist. 1 player joins, level 10, kicked... 2 minutes later, another one joins, level 22, kicked... 5 minutes, level 65 joins, ok... 2 minutes later he quits tired of waiting... 10 minutes later, same level 10 joins, kicked.

 

And when you convince yourself that i'll be ok with low levels... you fail the Heists 3 times in a row within the firsts two minutes, when they finally understand how sh*t works, you fail infinite times several minutes within the job.

 

Doing regular missions solo now, i don't even think about the "challenges", Criminal Master Mind, f*ck you, give me three people to do the heists and i'd be more than happy.

R u hosting, or joining?

It also varies depending on time of day you're playing..

Criminal Mastermind will require you to organise a proper crew & timetable. Advertise on here if you really want to try it.

[TCA]

 

 

Why does the biker jacket (female) looks so pixelated on the PS3? It's horrible lmao

Bc it's PS3? Everything looks more pixelated on the last gen consoles.

Thanks for pointing out the elephant in the room. What I meant is that it's more pixelated than the rest of the clothes.

 

You're welcome.

[hyperar]

 

Am i the only one that gave up on Heists on PS4?, don't know how bad is the situation on other platforms, but on PS4 is near to implossible if you don't have RL friends playing, even when you're ready to go, no setups, i mean the actual Heist. 1 player joins, level 10, kicked... 2 minutes later, another one joins, level 22, kicked... 5 minutes, level 65 joins, ok... 2 minutes later he quits tired of waiting... 10 minutes later, same level 10 joins, kicked.

 

And when you convince yourself that i'll be ok with low levels... you fail the Heists 3 times in a row within the firsts two minutes, when they finally understand how sh*t works, you fail infinite times several minutes within the job.

 

Doing regular missions solo now, i don't even think about the "challenges", Criminal Master Mind, f*ck you, give me three people to do the heists and i'd be more than happy.

R u hosting, or joining?

It also varies depending on time of day you're playing..

Criminal Mastermind will require you to organise a proper crew & timetable. Advertise on here if you really want to try it.

 

 

Hosting. Tried to join one the other day, the first few times it was setups, when i got a true heist, the host set his payout to 55%, his buddy to 25%, and 10% to me and the other one. Told him several times over the mic, 20% to eveyone and you still get 40%, then he set my payout to 5%, Quit!

[Feurian42]

Why in the living hell does Totino's NOT make an egg roll?

[SkyChat]

Raining.. Again

[CrysisAverted]

Something seems fishy about cops detecting my fireworks underwater

 

Edited April 13, 2015 by CrysisAverted