The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[statistic]

The smuggler plane just happened to be flying over me, so I lobbed two homing missiles at it (the first one missed somehow?). The second missile hit it and I saw and heard the plane explode. A notification comes up that the smuggler plane has crashed, and I get nothing. And have to buy $1200 worth of missiles.

[CrysisAverted]

And here I am cock blocking a rocket...somehow

 

[GAMIR_GTA]

* Ever since the recent updates for GTA:5/GTA:O, its been nearly impossible for me to be able to join and play jobs in gta:o. -_-

 

* Who is the idiot at C* who thought it was a good idea to remove the option to host/quick join missions?

 

* The daily objectives that require you to play specific game modes. Nobody f*cking plays captures, LTS, or arm wrestling. All daily objectives should be able to be completed in free-roam, DMs, or Races.

 

* Why are the police/garbage/prison outfits heist exclusive?

 

* The fact that SP got nothing from the heist update. -_-

That makes people buy snack cards, so they make money whit it.

 

That is in rockstar logic...

[GIRR]

I f*cking hate people who whistle over their mics. Whistling IRL is fine and can be entertaining. But Mic, especially sensitive mics, amplify it by like ten. It's like. Thanks ass hole totally wanted to go death really appreciate it

[MGCrash]

I f*cking hate people who whistle over their mics. Whistling IRL is fine and can be entertaining. But Mic, especially sensitive mics, amplify it by like ten. It's like. Thanks ass hole totally wanted to go death really appreciate it

Oh god I hate those kind of people. And it really sucks when theres mutiple! I had to put my game on mute just to have some peace!

 

And I haaate people who play music over the mic. Sure people have their opinions on what music they like.. But for god sakes I don't want to be driving around and hear the god damn anaconda song!!!!

Edited April 11, 2015 by MGCrash

[DDP73]

Getting kicked from a mission set-up. When i'm the host. And the only f'king one in the lobby

[Guest]

Unbelievable... I found 3 other players to do the mastermind challenge then at Series A final one of them uses a proxy mine and then kills himself, so I then leave the team ( I lost conference in them) then two days later they get someone else and complete the dam thing! ugh... Balls to that!

Edited April 11, 2015 by Guest

[GE0_B1SHOP]

The smuggler plane just happened to be flying over me, so I lobbed two homing missiles at it (the first one missed somehow?). The second missile hit it and I saw and heard the plane explode. A notification comes up that the smuggler plane has crashed, and I get nothing. And have to buy $1200 worth of missiles.

 

From what I understand, It has to explode in mid-air for you to get the cash. My only explanation is that say if 2 people hit it with rockets, then the one that destroys it outright gets paid. I.e; you knock it out of the sky then someone blows it up before it hits the ground they get the dough. Why they dont pay you for knocking it out of the sky is probably another oversight from R*. Again.

 

My B&M: I'm walking around my car trying to get a decent snapmatic shot to post here when all of a sudden I stumble into a f*cking blue race marker, get dumped into a lobby with 2 random wankers (thanks for removing the choice to join/host/exit R* you f*cking inbreds) and the dickhole host decides to launch before i get the chance to quit. f*ck those blue markers right up the arse.

 

On a side note, i battered those two Chrentornos with my Entity, winning by 21 secs over 3 laps. That thing is still the king of cornering.

[GR Choke]

And here I am cock blocking a rocket...somehow

 

I only go here to look at your funny gifs

[Alvarez]

Why won't anyone get in my valkerie? I bought the thing so I wouldn't be a buzzard hog and wreck your fun, it was a humanitarian gesture. But no, you ignore me and speed off even though I land the thing right in front of you. Look at these cool guns, let's work together. Bunch of low levels. No more kills for you, daddy is back in the buzzard

I wanted to say the same about my Insurgent Pickup. Stopped near a guy, paused, honked, got blasted by his autoshotgun. So he climbed into the gunner seat, i respawned nearby and headshot him.

 

Also, why the hell would anyone leave the heist lobby, if there's 3 people around? Short after this, the third left and finally, the second. Hour of my time i could have been playing missions - WASTED.

 

No friends and no crewmates ever respond to heist invites, but expect you to join? Time to find another crew.

[Doctor-D666]

It's been a few weeks since i did Online, im curious. Have they fixed the bug that prevents you from losing your wanted level at the end of The Prison Break Heist causing you to have to fly for ages in the vain hope it will disappear?

[CrysisAverted]

Hover my Hydra next to a ramp so the jetskier can stunt over me

the motherf*cker tries to climb on

 

[Tails Prower]

Ok so I have a bitch n moan from yesterday!

 

Whose great idea was it that if you're vehicle is set to Everyone has access and someone drives of in it the option to Request Personal
Vehicle or Empty personal vehicle are disabled and you can't even punt them by calling the mechanic for another car as it says your

vehicle is in use?

 

Had my settings on everyone for heists but it's back to Crew & Friends only now after some twat drove off with my Kuruma yesterday

and then blew it up outside a shop after he got wasted by the owner trying to rob it.

 

Then sent the mercs and mugger on him just because I was mad.

Edited April 11, 2015 by tails_prower_2040

[marco6158]

f*cking homing sultans

 

Both tried to avoid the crash

[GIRR]

 

And here I am cock blocking a rocket...somehow

 

I only go here to look at your funny gifs

 

 

His videos are the best.

Ok so I have a bitch n moan from yesterday!

 

Whose great idea was it that if you're vehicle is set to Everyone has access and someone drives of in it the option to Request Personal

Vehicle or Empty personal vehicle are disabled and you can't even punt them by calling the mechanic for another car as it says your

vehicle is in use?

 

Had my settings on everyone for heists but it's back to Crew & Friends only now after some twat drove off with my Kuruma yesterday

and then blew it up outside a shop after he got wasted by the owner trying to rob it.

 

Then sent the mercs and mugger on him just because I was mad.

 

You have the option to eject all passengers from the car. Just set it to passengers

[StangOne50]

WTF is this sh*t now. I got the parachute from 325 feet daily objective. 2 times in a row i jump out my heli and i get killed by the blades instantly!! Is this a new bug ?

[dewtech]

Try to angle the chopper so your away from them.

 

it's a bug that happens at times

[TCMike]

 

f*cking homing sultans

 

Both tried to avoid the crash

 

Looks like an insurance scam to me. Better call Mors.

 

I hate that stretch of the pacific highway, NPC's always make illegal left turns in front of traffic and cause accidents there.

Edited April 11, 2015 by TCMike

[soundism]

3 of my friends and I spent over 5 hours trying to get through the PacStandard heist last night.

 

5 hours trying to get/stay in a lobby together and maybe 30 minutes of actual gameplay. Holy f*ck. f*ck me. Most of us were completely at a loss by the end. Drunk on disparity, laughing through the pain. f*ck.

[Troye]

3 of my friends and I spent over 5 hours trying to get through the PacStandard heist last night.

 

5 hours trying to get/stay in a lobby together and maybe 30 minutes of actual gameplay. Holy f*ck. f*ck me. Most of us were completely at a loss by the end. Drunk on disparity, laughing through the pain. f*ck.

Reminds me of day 1 with my crew. We spent 12 hours total playing, and maybe 2-3 in actual heists.

[rainbowpuppies]

So many damn clothes that would go great together but can't. Why?? Seems completely idiotic to add new clothing without making it compatible with old stuff. It would give us so much more customization. All the new heist business shirts/coats for women: that old ball sack looking scarf would look great, but can you wear them together? Nope. You can wear it with a tanktop. Which is sooo practical...

[TCA]

Why does the biker jacket (female) looks so pixelated on the PS3? It's horrible lmao

Bc it's PS3? Everything looks more pixelated on the last gen consoles.

[Judicious 7]

People randomly killing me in freemode.

 

I did nothing to you, man. You just ruined the mood for me.

[marco6158]

People randomly killing me in freemode.

 

I did nothing to you, man. You just ruined the mood for me.

Welcome.

[dewtech]

So many damn clothes that would go great together but can't. Why?? Seems completely idiotic to add new clothing without making it compatible with old stuff. It would give us so much more customization. All the new heist business shirts/coats for women: that old ball sack looking scarf would look great, but can you wear them together? Nope. You can wear it with a tanktop. Which is sooo practical...

One of the long running quite minor but bloody annoying beefs with Online. The ability to wear the boots with jeans, some tights and more compatability between clothing would make it so much simpler

[ten-a-penny]

How can men wear ankle-height boots with skinny jeans, but females can't?

 

#Broken__Rockstar_Logic.

[wehweh01]

 

So many damn clothes that would go great together but can't. Why?? Seems completely idiotic to add new clothing without making it compatible with old stuff. It would give us so much more customization. All the new heist business shirts/coats for women: that old ball sack looking scarf would look great, but can you wear them together? Nope. You can wear it with a tanktop. Which is sooo practical...

One of the long running quite minor but bloody annoying beefs with Online. The ability to wear the boots with jeans, some tights and more compatability between clothing would make it so much simpler

 

At least they let females where the Heist/LTS boots with bottoms other then Team pants. Now you can wear them with just about anything without glitching. That's a move in the right direction

[Sean O'God]

Community constantly asks R* for Toyota Supra, classic Mustang, Skyline GTR R34, Mazda RX-7, classic supercars, all kinds of classic/known cars and cars from previous GTAs etc, etc.

 

R* gives us Boxville, a second Mule and Sanchez knockoff that no one asked for.

 

inb4enjoythefreedlcscrub

Edited April 11, 2015 by Inbred Walrus

[malcolmfunktion]

FFS, having to play a match of tennis for the daily objectives feels like doing community f*cking service!

 

Edit: Well I'll be damned...it turns out you can quit after the first game and it still counts. Nice

Edited April 11, 2015 by malcolmfunktion

[Troye]

Not really a bitch and moan more of a question of logic with a story.

Why do people get all butthurt when you revenge kill them and move on?

 

Some guy sniped me while I was getting in my car and auto aimed me while I chased him down, so I killed him by the airport. I drive away to go take photos of my car and see him in a Hydra tailing me trying to blow me up. Even if I wasn't in passive mode, the retard couldn't have hit me. I called a mugger to make him mad, and it worked. He chased me, realized I was in passive mode, then ran away. I got my car parked and set up and went out of passive mode to do the light "glitch" to keep my lights on. Instead, I get a bounty set on me from him and he calls mercenaries on me. I decided to leave my car there and grab another while getting attacked by the mercs. He starts coming after me so I put a few mines down. He blew up so now the revenge kills were even, but he was still mad. I let someone else kill me so he couldn't and went back into passive to piss him off again. Drove away and sat in my apartment watching a video on my PC and changed my outfits a bit. Before the lobby died I went to my garage to sell a car, only to have him in a Hydra try to scare me. Once again the retard missed completely then ran off.