The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[RocknRumble]

Rockstar...why do in game crew emblems look like pixelated sh*t straight out of damn jpeg file?

 

 

Seriously! Why should we use your botched emblem creator if you're just going visually destroy the emblems in game.

Edited April 10, 2015 by RocknRumble

[LBCWorldWide]

Just a quick b*tch and moan about wanna-be smart-arses who initiate "[car x] isn't a [car y] IRL, it's a [car z]" conversations. Most, if not all, vehicles in GTA are hybrids of two or more real life cars. EXAMPLE: Don't waste your breath trying to convince me that my Coil Voltic isn't a Lotus Elise. Don't waste your breath trying to convince me that my Coil Voltic is a Telsa Roadster. IT'S A HYBRID OF BOTH!! THEREFORE IT'S NEITHER - THE ONLY THING IT 100% IS, IS A COIL F*CKING VOLTIC!!

I would say more Exige-ish than Elise...*prepares for ensuing rage*

 

B: why can't people cooperate and work to SUCCEED in heists? Gotdamnit, this 'all for one and f*ck the rest' try-hard sh*t is getting old...The leader drops fat stacks so that random people can join and make some cash, why you gotta f*ck the guy who is FUNDING YOUR FUN?

 

Truth is, if you act right you get invited to more jobs to make more $, that's the ultimate end game. If you're virtual pockets already deep AF, just stick to your freeroam shenanigans, don't be a damn poptart.

 

LBC

[CrysisAverted]

Surrounded by cops in the mission Water Works or w/e its called, we need to collect the deposition.

 

My teammate finds it a good plan to step out of the armored kuruma in front of 5 police cruisers firing at us

[ten-a-penny]

The daily objective where you need to call Lester to have the cops turn the blind eye..

 

MOTHERf*ckER! That sh*t is wack. There's nothing there to actually describe what you need to do to get the objective completed. I just spent 5k on the call, another 5k on the explosives I spent and another 10k on insurances since someone's personal vehicle got destroyed in the mayhem. And the objective DIDN'T get completed. (I blew up like 10-15 cars and killed a dozen of people mind you)

 

So that's 20k down the drain, gonna take another 5k for another call so basically I've already spent the money I'd get from the dailies before even completing 1 of the objectives.

 

That's proper bullsh*t, just sayin' ..

 

TBH even if none of this sh*t happened and I just had to spent the original 5k on it, nothing extra, it'd still be kinda sh*t, wasting 20% of your reward on actually completing the dailies.

 

Bitchin' and moanin'

Did it with the Lazer - piss easy.

 

this crew nwo can suck a fat dick. sending reminders of crew rules . f*ck off its a game....

Is the crew you're talking about called The New World Order? Been in that crew. Left. Smh.

 

You f*cks said that I should wear military-themed clothes. Military =/= green forest camo. Get your facts straight.

 

Aaand I got demoted because I'm not active in SocialClub. F*ck you.

 

GTAF Crew > That garbage.

[Shadowfennekin]

It pisses me off people don't get charged for blowing up vehicles in Heists. Sure, BS warning can stay away but when people think it's funny to blow up your Armored Karuma I just get pissed off.

[TheNarrative]

Yet again Deliver EMP was failed, 5 times in a row before one of the useless left. It amazes me every time.

[~TKP~]

Bitches still be bitchin'

291 pages later lol

[SkyChat]

Roaming with Trevor on Vespucci beach for a few hours before going online, holy sh*t, the difference, GTAO is boring, empty and too restricted.

[GIRR]

That is literally the point of this thread TKP. To come and bitch about something you aren't happy with. It's not going to die down, people will always have something to bitch about

[Lord_Commodus]

i wish hiest host would just pick "Player saved outfits", me no likey the "From Selection".

[Dottie]

Roaming with Trevor on Vespucci beach for a few hours before going online, holy sh*t, the difference, GTAO is boring, empty and too restricted.

server limitations brah

 

 

i wish hiest host would just pick "Player saved outfits", me no likey the "From Selection".

I know, iv'e had some friends that host say "but i dont have outfits hurr durr"

 

And then...

Go take your lazy ass to the store and make some outfits!

[ten-a-penny]

Are the servers still sh*t? Haven't played this game for nearly a week, waiting for Crapstar to fix their sh*tty servers. Looking forward for school to end so I can focus on the Story mode.

[Strange Town]

i wish hiest host would just pick "Player saved outfits", me no likey the "From Selection".

We should be able to equip saved outfits even when it says from selection. Why we can't do that...

[~TKP~]

That is literally the point of this thread TKP. To come and bitch about something you aren't happy with. It's not going to die down, people will always have something to bitch about

Oh I know too well Flicksy, Ive had a good few myself on here. Just fancied a wee bitch about it lol

Edited April 10, 2015 by ~TKP~

[LightningLord]

I'm waited for an hour for a 4th person to do a heist finale. Someone joins. The f*cker leaves as soon as they join.

 

Edited April 10, 2015 by LightningLord411

[Coleco]

Trying to do missions / races / etc. online to relieve the stagnant boredom that is Freeroam, and all other players do is grief and troll.

 

I hate the people who play this game.

[Troye]

Why don't randoms do custom outfits for heists? I've joined 22 games so far and none of them had custom outfits.

[GIRR]

 

That is literally the point of this thread TKP. To come and bitch about something you aren't happy with. It's not going to die down, people will always have something to bitch about

Oh I know too well Flicksy, Ive had a good few myself on here. Just fancied a wee bitch about it lol

 

 

Lol understandable.

 

Why don't randoms do custom outfits for heists? I've joined 22 games so far and none of them had custom outfits.

 

Some may not know how to save a outfit. Until recently I had no idea you could save an outfit or how to.

[GIRR]

Why the f*ck does the NPC driver's get blinkers, and we don't? It doesn't have to be a manual thing, it could be automatic. And why the f*ck do they crash into me when I'm bored enough to obey the stop lights? f*ck you. I'll go when I'm good and damn well ready to go rude ass f*cks.

[CrysisAverted]

f*cking homing sultans

 

[Troye]

f*cking homing sultans

 

f*ck this isn't my turn.

[CrysisAverted]

preserve snacks in heist cuz I doubt we will pass anyway

things are looking good, eat snacks and fire spare rpg's

teammate dies

everytime.

 

 

doing pacific standard

always end up on crowd control

finally get to be demo

host leaves

 

 

three people waiting at dinghy

waiting for some asshole

some asshole always dies

[Sean O'God]

I'm tired of these weak servers. The game turns to sh*t when there are more than 16 players in a server.

[CrysisAverted]

Ok now I know I jinxed myself by saying earlier I don't disconnect as often anymore

 

Get online, see bounties, spawned conveniently next to Zancudo

Steal jet and the second I arrive in the city everyone disconnects

 

Change session

My bounty is claimed immediately because I conveniently spawn next to 4 sticky spammers

 

Next session

1 9k bounty

Drive into Zancudo, no f*cking jets in sight

drive around corner of hangar to see hidden Lazer

everyone disconnects that very second

 

Change session

2 3k bounties

Get to Zancudo

Steal Jet

disconnect back to singleplayer once I enter the city limits

 

I'm done
its a damn shame I lost money too

Hell I could have at least made 15% from the pacific standard heist but that one dumbass couldn't help dying

[StangOne50]

If we join a heist and we can invite our friends, why cant we invite our crew members too? PS3 only holds 100 friends. Thats some bullsh*t right there.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

* Ever since the recent updates for GTA:5/GTA:O, its been nearly impossible for me to be able to join and play jobs in gta:o. -_-

 

* Who is the idiot at C* who thought it was a good idea to remove the option to host/quick join missions?

 

* The daily objectives that require you to play specific game modes. Nobody f*cking plays captures, LTS, or arm wrestling. All daily objectives should be able to be completed in free-roam, DMs, or Races.

 

* Why are the police/garbage/prison outfits heist exclusive?

 

* The fact that SP got nothing from the heist update. -_-

Edited April 11, 2015 by Awesom-0

[LBCWorldWide]

* Ever since the recent updates for GTA:5/GTA:O, its been nearly impossible for me to be able to join and play jobs in gta:o. -_-

 

* Who is the idiot at C* who thought it was a good idea to remove the option to host/quick join missions?

 

* The daily objectives that require you to play specific game modes. Nobody f*cking plays captures, LTS, or arm wrestling. All daily objectives should be able to be completed in free-roam, DMs, or Races.

 

* Why are the police/garbage/prison outfits heist exclusive?

 

* The fact that SP got nothing from the heist update. -_-

To your last part, I totally empathize with the discouragment of SP not getting heist items.

 

My only logical thought to as why is that maybe they will finally be incorporating 'extra' heists for SP, and the vehicles, weapons, outfits will go along with them. When playing the first heist in SP Mike mentions to Frank about 'maybe being able to set up your own heists one day'. This is my only inclination tho.

 

LBC

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Another B&M i have are about the prices of the vehicles from the heist update.

 

* Why does the Lectro motorcycle cost $750,000? You could buy a zentorno for that price. Its no faster than the Bati 800 motorcycle (for $15,000) and you cant even use the KERS during Races.

 

* Why does the Technical cost $950,000? Its nothing more than the Rebel with a mini-gun in the back. The truck does even have any armor or bullet-proof tires.

 

* Why are the chrome rims so expensive? I know you can do challenges to unlock them for FREE, but good luck finding people who want to play captures and LTS.

Edited April 11, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Strange Town]

* Ever since the recent updates for GTA:5/GTA:O, its been nearly impossible for me to be able to join and play jobs in gta:o. -_-

 

* Who is the idiot at C* who thought it was a good idea to remove the option to host/quick join missions?

 

* The daily objectives that require you to play specific game modes. Nobody f*cking plays captures, LTS, or arm wrestling. All daily objectives should be able to be completed in free-roam, DMs, or Races.

 

* Why are the police/garbage/prison outfits heist exclusive?

 

* The fact that SP got nothing from the heist update. -_-

Hosting and quick joining missions are now in the pause menu, in "online". I don't know why they took it away from the cellphone.

[slowburn29]

Why won't anyone get in my valkerie? I bought the thing so I wouldn't be a buzzard hog and wreck your fun, it was a humanitarian gesture. But no, you ignore me and speed off even though I land the thing right in front of you. Look at these cool guns, let's work together. Bunch of low levels. No more kills for you, daddy is back in the buzzard