The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shaenno]

 

 

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

Fcken oath, mate. I usually just get someone to drive the boat if I was the one to take out the enemies. Unlucky though if you're the only one doing missions. You're in a fcken war zone tryna shoot and your character jumps off like a fcken idiot. Mission failed. Yup, it'd be great if they can do something about that.

I fully agree with the frustration but I think if the boat is completely stationary you'll just stand up and if it's moving forward at all you'll dive, could well be wrong on that. It might be that different boats have different effects.

I also struggle with getting back in boats, when I'm underwater I can clearly see where I'm going but I can't seem to control my character to go exactly where I want. And when I am next to it I press triangle and I shuffle slowly about in the water like a drunk sloth while getting shot to hell.

Drunk sloth had me laughing, good one. And yup, even though the boat has stopped it still happens!! By the time that my character stands up, I move the joy stick cause that usually breaks the diving habit. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Frustrating. And I also have a problem when climbing up the boat, it takes my character probably 5-10 seconds sometimes because she is pushing her head on the freakin' propeler trying to push the boat with her head. Like WTFF GET ON THE FCKEN THING!

[Nacho Z]

 

 

 

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

Fcken oath, mate. I usually just get someone to drive the boat if I was the one to take out the enemies. Unlucky though if you're the only one doing missions. You're in a fcken war zone tryna shoot and your character jumps off like a fcken idiot. Mission failed. Yup, it'd be great if they can do something about that.

I fully agree with the frustration but I think if the boat is completely stationary you'll just stand up and if it's moving forward at all you'll dive, could well be wrong on that. It might be that different boats have different effects.

I also struggle with getting back in boats, when I'm underwater I can clearly see where I'm going but I can't seem to control my character to go exactly where I want. And when I am next to it I press triangle and I shuffle slowly about in the water like a drunk sloth while getting shot to hell.

Drunk sloth had me laughing, good one. And yup, even though the boat has stopped it still happens!! By the time that my character stands up, I move the joy stick cause that usually breaks the diving habit. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Frustrating. And I also have a problem when climbing up the boat, it takes my character probably 5-10 seconds sometimes because she is pushing her head on the freakin' propeler trying to push the boat with her head. Like WTFF GET ON THE FCKEN THING!

Haha don't, I can actually feel my blood pressure rising slightly just thinking about it.

 

Possibly the worst thing about it is that when it happens during a mission it's usually one of the harder ones, and it's also normally the last thing you have to do before you can complete it. So many missions failed at the last minute because I'm nuzzling the boat with my face rather than getting in the damn thing.

[Shaenno]

 

 

 

 

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

Fcken oath, mate. I usually just get someone to drive the boat if I was the one to take out the enemies. Unlucky though if you're the only one doing missions. You're in a fcken war zone tryna shoot and your character jumps off like a fcken idiot. Mission failed. Yup, it'd be great if they can do something about that.

I fully agree with the frustration but I think if the boat is completely stationary you'll just stand up and if it's moving forward at all you'll dive, could well be wrong on that. It might be that different boats have different effects.

I also struggle with getting back in boats, when I'm underwater I can clearly see where I'm going but I can't seem to control my character to go exactly where I want. And when I am next to it I press triangle and I shuffle slowly about in the water like a drunk sloth while getting shot to hell.

Drunk sloth had me laughing, good one. And yup, even though the boat has stopped it still happens!! By the time that my character stands up, I move the joy stick cause that usually breaks the diving habit. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Frustrating. And I also have a problem when climbing up the boat, it takes my character probably 5-10 seconds sometimes because she is pushing her head on the freakin' propeler trying to push the boat with her head. Like WTFF GET ON THE FCKEN THING!

Haha don't, I can actually feel my blood pressure rising slightly just thinking about it.

Possibly the worst thing about it is that when it happens during a mission it's usually one of the harder ones, and it's also normally the last thing you have to do before you can complete it. So many missions failed at the last minute because I'm nuzzling the boat with my face rather than getting in the damn thing.

I'm sorry, calm that blood pressure down. haha and yup, so true. Diamonds are for Trevor and Boat in a Bay definitely have these problems. You know what sucks the most? When you're the only team member left to complete the mission and your character would rather nuzzle the boat.

Silly characters > that immense pressure of having to complete the mission while everyone is spectating, and your character just does not co-operate. Fcken hell, I'm out

[chz_h8r]

Us people trapped on old gen have it all completely unfair when it comes to gameplay online, R* seems to have completely ditched us and is trying to make us get it on new gen. Like the Music is really good on new gen and they took auto aim away now that is just messed up man. Rockstar needs to recognize us more.

[El Tigre chino]

We are lucky we even got a port or else you still be complaining.

[otomochaser]

To be fair to the OP, the ps3 version is the original and the next-gen is the port.

It is kind of unfair if Rockstar are neglecting their original user-base....taking away functionality isn't really kosher.

 

But complaining about the new music on next-gen is just pointless, it's quite reasonable in my opinion that there were additions made on next-gen.

[Scott Stapp]

I slide off stuff and jump down automatically when trying to climb on to things for a vantage point. For example, dumpsters in survivals. The character just flies over it like the hood of a car.

[Grimase]

Damnit!!!

Log on, get some modder sticking me inbetween floors. Ohh and he took all my money. (Thanks)

 

Restart game and now I'm stuck in da F'in cloud. Man I just love this game.

 

And yes I intend to make the jump to PS4 but just not yet so I'll deal, but this is the B&M topic so I'm finally useing it.

Edited February 13, 2015 by Grimase

[TCA]

LOL at someone who not only hit on my female character, which always gets creeps shot. But he friend requested me on Facebook when it's very obvious I'm a guy and started hitting on me there too. If there were good news to that...I'd only punch a guy hitting on me in real life.

I got a pic through PSN by a russion kid with a bottle of alch on the coffee table laying on his side trying to pose.... Deleted from friends list and insta blocked forever. -_-;

[sultangris]

 

 

 

 

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

 

 

 

Exact same thing happened to me yesterday while doing a mission at the docks.

 

I hate all of these forced animations in this game.

 

- Sliding down to get off the roof of a building when your trying to climb to a higher building for a vantige point.

 

- Rag dolling off of a wall when you happen to jump to early.

 

- Dolphin diving off a boat when your trying to stand on top of it because your trying to shoot at the helicopters shooting at you OR when your trying to shoot the shark thats trying to eat you.

 

Who are the idiots at R* who thought those forced animations were a good idea?

Yea same here, the eating a snack every time you load a session leaving you helpless unable to move so people easily kill you. It's clear they've never played a multiplayer online game before if they thought that was a good idea. It works in story mode but not online, dumbasses should've had a beta test, lol

[slowburn29]

Joined los santos connection, full lobby. I go get buzzard, everybody died somehow before they even got to the depot except one all star, who I decided to give a ride to the airport for his courageous performance, and then... the coke was destroyed

 

where do these guys find the time to patch insurance and dupe glitches lol

[fiebru787]

no update,no news about new things.

[Sir Michael]

The AI take 3-5 seconds to get up from getting shot on CG, but on LG, they got up instantly... They're worse than World Cup floppers.

[Scott Stapp]

3 survivals in the past 2 days have flaked out.

 

Up the pay to $50,000 you bastards.

[cjdavies]

Starts up GTA Online PS4 first time, in less than 10 mins, been kicked twice, got to love next gen version.

[dftns19]

They may have caught on to the sad trombone glitch. I just got 2/3 what I normally get for a car.

[Arctic Midnight]

Tried to play online today (with others for a change) and holy crap Rockstar; get your servers working!

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I wonder if R* knows nobody cares about Crew recrutments, Fan arts, and Fan videos? Everybody was wishing R* was gonna re-add the Valintines day DLC and instead, R* gave everybody fan vids. -_-

[Relative007]

I wonder if R* knows nobody cares about Crew recrutments, Fan arts, and Fan videos? Everybody was wishing R* was gonna re-add the Valintines day DLC and instead, R* gave everybody fan vids. -_-

 

They have really gone over board with all of this "type" of Content this week. I do not recall a week since I started playing GTA Online that R* have put so much irrelevant/pointless content on the Newswire...They really seem to be trying to advertise their game more by using User Created Content instead of you know, adding their own.

Edited February 14, 2015 by Relative007

[HKM87]

What the hell is going on?

 

January: no update

 

February: also no update

 

Oh I see now, R* finally decides to keep its word and release heists before PC, assuming if PC won't get delayed again

 

On that note, we'll be waiting for heists for ever with no updates on the way.

[Ocelot]

What the hell is going on?

 

January: no update

 

February: also no update

 

Oh I see now, R* finally decides to keep its word and release heists before PC, assuming if PC won't get delayed again

 

On that note, we'll be waiting for heists for ever with no updates on the way.

 

I sincerely hope you're wrong with February eventhough my faith to R* won't last much longer if it continues like this.

 

In the end the PC version solely gets delayed due to the fact that they couldn't finish (=didn't work hard enough, cough) heists. I can see it coming, gg R*.

[JON22]

Fecking Satellite Communications failed again because a sh*tty tiny npc car can stop an 18-wheeler. Then to make things worse, while fighting off the buffed Lost outside of the truck, a fecking npc knocks the detached trailer over, failing the mission. I'm so miffed I need to rub something in:

 

 

 

^^Just incase people forget. I like delays 'cause bitchin n stuff.

[-GXP-]

We need the option to turn cops off. I went to take pics of my Carbonizzare and had to move a car out of the way, somehow 5 minutes later I'm dodging police helicopters.

 

All I wanted to do was take pics of my Carbo which by the way was heavily damaged due to bad NPC drivers when I finally got back to it.

 

Edit* the vehicle in question was not on Simeon's list.

Edited February 14, 2015 by -GXP-

[Scott Stapp]

They really need to fix the vehicle physics along with the on foot controls. The cars are the only reason I still play the game. They're still really fun, except for everyone else's vehicles.

 

Also, I've driven a lot of high powered RWD cars in real life. The ground doesn't instantly turn into a sheet of ice because of this.

Edited February 14, 2015 by Scott Stapp

[DDP73]

Driving down the road and crash into a UFO that spawned in front of me blocking the entire road

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Once upon a time this game used to be fun to play. Now for all intents and purposes, it's broken one way or another. The past few days i've either been repeatedly kicked from random missions, or received a warning about my behaviour and people are voting to kick me out every damned time. This despite being a clean player who has never even been seen as a red icon on the map.

[Relative007]

Once upon a time this game used to be fun to play. Now for all intents and purposes, it's broken one way or another. The past few days i've either been repeatedly kicked from random missions, or received a warning about my behaviour and people are voting to kick me out every damned time. This despite being a clean player who has never even been seen as a red icon on the map.

 

R* has through a series of actions (or inaction) succeeded in either breaking aspects of the game or leaving them open to being exploited (for example Voting to Kick as you mentioned). PS4 has been a much nicer experience since the consoles are not yet modded (at least publicly), but almost all coding seems to have carried straight over so a majority of the issues still remain.

 

It is difficult for us Clean Players .

Edited February 14, 2015 by Relative007

[hugh750]

when will r* fix gtao so it will not randomily freeze on ps3/360 at the worst times!

tonight i was waiting for a special crate drop with 3 hrs to go and bam!!

my 360 freezes!

[andrewr23]

guess the modders found a way to get god mode tanks...pathetic.

Edited February 14, 2015 by andrewr23

[Ai®a©ob®a]

guess the modders found a way to get god mode tanks...pathetic.

There is a glitch going around showing you how to made a tank invincible.

 

When you are forced into a job you didn't vote for.

 

When i vote for a mission and everybody else votes for a race why not just put me in the mission lobby and let everybody else do what they voted on?

 

Oooh i remember because we're not suppose to have fun

[Scott Stapp]

Trying to get a character to run through a door and he ends up going in circles. God awful on foot controls.