The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[owl-man]

 

 

today i got blown up by another player just as i drove my pv into the central lsc, asshole!!

You've been playing the game for a while now, and in public lobbies, too.

 

You should always expect something when visiting that particular LSC.

I always hear about that place being dangerous, yet I have only had one bad experience there, back when it was just down the road from my apartment. Some asshole destroyed my Coquette Classic with a proximity mine, so I gave him the gift of paying its insurance 3 more times.

[gravik]

I car jacked someone last night, bumped my car into a cop car, bam, 3 star wanted level.

 

 

Cops are the #1 reason I avoid freemode gun battles.

 

Cops need to f*** off. It's to the point you fire a single shot and bam wanted level. Annoying as fuk

Parachuted from the top of the world and shot a few rounds. Instant 1 star. The casings didn't event get near the ground at that point.

 

[hugh750]

 

today i got blown up by another player just as i drove my pv into the central lsc, asshole!!

You've been playing the game for a while now, and in public lobbies, too.

 

You should always expect something when visiting that particular LSC.

 

i was in the garage when i was blown up!

[Shaundi.]

today i got blown up by another player just as i drove my pv into the central lsc, asshole!!

You shouldn't be pissed. You should've expected that, lol.

[LBCWorldWide]

OMFG! Everyone is alive a killing mad zancudo bitch ass...character locks up, 2 second delay, Misson Failed, out of lives...

 

f*cking genius coding right thurr...smgdh!

 

LBC

[sultangris]

I'm one of those people who have been Patiently waiting for heists without bitching too much about it. But on PS3 the LAG and constant freezes are making scared that they are going to be Unplayable from all the memory that the PS3 can't handle. Yesterday, I was driving my zentorno and i could have sworn i ran over this guy with enough speed to kill him...apparently not. He did hit the floor i started shooting him with my AP, Saw him taking damage while laying on the floor, He rubber bands to the front of my car and shoots me in the head. What BS.

Ps3/xb360 versions are basically unplayable, the more people/action in the lobby the worse the game runs. They are too outdated, simply cannot handle it. Single player is barely playable depending on your standards, you'll notice the faster you go or more explosions you cause the worse it performs. They didn't really fix it for ps4/xb1 either, graphics are a little better and there's a few more npcs, but it's still pretty weak. They could've done better for new gen but they botched it. Not worth buying again, nothing is fixed and more is broken, sad really, lol

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Is it bad that its gotten to the point where im wishing cancer, aids, and downs on all of those f*cking pieces of sh*t who litter the creator mode with those 1,000,000+ GTA$ 500,00 RP death matches? It doesnt help that R* arent taking any action against them.

 

Why cant R* do a weekend long maintenence and delete all of those garbage D.M.s and have all of those [email protected] who are creating/downloading them permanatly banned from GTA:O? Atleast add a loading screen warning players to avoid them and give us a custom content on/off option too.

Edited February 12, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Dumb guy]

No B&M from me today.

Game is one big BM tho.

Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?

Edited February 12, 2015 by Dumb guy

[ExtendUnlimited]

Am I a di*k if I kill this host in a mission because of the following:

1. Level 398 host starts mission before I can leave, mission was rooftop rumble.

2. Mission starts off in the host garage.

3. Host tells us to get in his 4 door car by honking.

4. Host goes out and then kicks all 3 of us of his personal car and drives to mission area by himself.

5. Now I have to call my personal car and proceed to ram him.

6. The other players already left because they already were dead when they got there.

7. Made host wait over 15 minutes, then leaves and sends me "Your a di*k message".

Edited February 12, 2015 by ExtendUnlimited

[SnowCake]

I'm tired of people kicking me out of missions when it starts >:@.

[1GreyJedi]

Why the hell doesn't the "green juice" veggie shake in the apartments replenish our health? Fvcking hell R* stupidity knows no bounds

[Scott Stapp]

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

[Jerome]

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I agree, on foot controls are like controlling an elder.

[Shavv]

For the millionth times Heavy Sniper >_<

 

What's with the randomness ? I mean I read about nerfing, and that players lv 100+ that supposed to be more resistant BUT seriously WTF ???

 

I mean in one day I'm sniping guys with various levels (80-200) and boom ! One shot one kill. Later on I got guy with level 105 and no body armor and every single times I have to waste 2 shots O.o Oddly enough he can shoot me with just one round from HS every single time (lv 120) <_<

And that kind of thing is just happening so often it is annoying to say at least. I can snipe people on distances that you would find stupid or impossible even, and yet I have to deal with that kind of random crap And don't even get me started on Marksman rifle please...

 

Another random thing lag related, have you ever shot a guy from HS or whatever and then he can still make few steps before actually dying ? Scene form Kill Bill anyone ?

 

There, I've said it I feel better now ;P

[JON22]

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

[Lesbian_farts]

I'm suing Take-Two Interactive after I took a mild cardiac arrest as a result of being shot out of the sky by a ground to air missile, I was given no warning of the incoming missile whatsoever, I was just flying along minding my own business when BOOOOOO00000OOOO0OOOOO0OOM BAAAAAANNNAAAANNNNNAAAGGGGGGG SMMMMSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH causing my body to physically react to this in the form of cardiac arrest. My lawyers say I stand to be awarded 1.25 million in the form of a cashcard payment.

[Scott Stapp]

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

 

 

 

 

Exact same thing happened to me yesterday while doing a mission at the docks.

[MGCrash]

So on my days when I was new to the world of gta onine. I was starting out.. Got shot right off the bat and couldn't defend myself... A while later when I'm up in the rank with money and I finally could buy a zen. This was at the time the car wasn't hated yet.. I buy one and I was driving around.. Some people in their adders and zens came and blew me the hell up. I go passive and get run over constantly. Yeah I could have left but I didn't and it was stupid of me.. I understand gta is like a defend yourself type thing and don't trust others.. But I wasn't even doing anything!! I just got into the lobby!! It's people like that that make me troll people. But I do leave low levels alone because I out class them. Atleast when I do troll I don't be a dick and mess with low levels. No infact I f*cking help them

[LBCWorldWide]

WTF is the Cannis Mesa blacklisted?

 

Jacked one from the gang attack near zancudo, drive it all the way back to my garage in vesspuci beach...'cannot store this vehicle in garage'...

 

Whoever was glitch storing vehicles are to blame for this and a kindly 'f*ck you' to you sir/madame.

 

LBC

[DISTRICT7642]

f*ck those f*cking pathetic pussies who shoot you while you are in the pause screen trying to host a mission.

[sultangris]

For the millionth times Heavy Sniper >_<

 

What's with the randomness ? I mean I read about nerfing, and that players lv 100+ that supposed to be more resistant BUT seriously WTF ???

 

I mean in one day I'm sniping guys with various levels (80-200) and boom ! One shot one kill. Later on I got guy with level 105 and no body armor and every single times I have to waste 2 shots O.o Oddly enough he can shoot me with just one round from HS every single time (lv 120) <_<

And that kind of thing is just happening so often it is annoying to say at least. I can snipe people on distances that you would find stupid or impossible even, and yet I have to deal with that kind of random crap And don't even get me started on Marksman rifle please...

 

Another random thing lag related, have you ever shot a guy from HS or whatever and then he can still make few steps before actually dying ? Scene form Kill Bill anyone ?

 

There, I've said it I feel better now ;P

It's some weird crappy game lag causing that, started happened in patch 1.1 I think, never happened before that, never worked right since, this game is sh*t and Rockstar coders are retarded, lol

[The_B1u3_Jay]

 

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

 

 

 

 

Exact same thing happened to me yesterday while doing a mission at the docks.

 

I hate all of these forced animations in this game.

 

- Sliding down to get off the roof of a building when your trying to climb to a higher building for a vantige point.

 

- Rag dolling off of a wall when you happen to jump to early.

 

- Dolphin diving off a boat when your trying to stand on top of it because your trying to shoot at the helicopters shooting at you OR when your trying to shoot the shark thats trying to eat you.

 

Who are the idiots at R* who thought those forced animations were a good idea?

[Spectre "2K"]

I love the fact that I had to waste 71 grand on a Stinger again. Okay, yes the launcher is a bit OP and anyone can get it. But I don't use it in PvP or anything, just on certain missions because I can't aim an RPG for sht. I was on chemical extraction and went to get it to shoot the helicopter out of the sky and. It's gone. Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought they took it out to nerf or something and I went to ammunation and it's there. I bought it back and for their own humor, my Army camo was still checked as purchased. And another thing, f*ck the people that kick you from lobbies after waiting 5 minutes. For f*ck sake if you want to play by yourself or with your friends I get that, but MAKE THE SESSION CLOSED!

[soundism]

^^

Are you sure you didn't accidentally drop the launcher?

 

I drop weapons for low levels in missions once in a while (sniper rifle) and discard weapons I don't want (Uzi, LMG, AK47)

 

When I pick them up from dead enemies, they have my customizations (extended mags, scopes, tints etc) already on them.

 

I think you may have accidentally dropped your launcher by pressing Y/triangle while your weapon wheel was enabled. ..it happens to the best of us.

 

 

 

About being kicked: I hate that sh*t too. I definitely feel your pain.

 

 

 

My B&M for the day: Why did mods delete the funmw2 speculation thread instead of simply locking it or banning the same group of f*cktards who were constantly spamming it with off topic BS?!?! .. I'm like: "Hey! I was reading THAT!"

Edited February 13, 2015 by soundism

[matajuegos01]

^^

Are you sure you didn't accidentally drop the launcher?

 

I drop weapons for low levels in missions once in a while (sniper rifle) and discard weapons I don't want (Uzi, LMG, AK47)

 

When I pick them up from dead enemies, they have my customizations (extended mags, scopes, tints etc) already on them.

 

I think you may have accidentally dropped your launcher by pressing Y/triangle while your weapon wheel was enabled. ..it happens to the best of us.

 

 

 

About being kicked: I hate that sh*t too. I definitely feel your pain.

 

 

 

My B&M for the day: Why did mods delete the funmw2 speculation thread instead of simply locking it or banning the same group of f*cktards who were constantly spamming it with off topic BS?!?! .. I'm like: "Hey! I was reading THAT!"

nah, weapons dissappear due to sh*tty bugs, like the other time i finished a DM and upon returning to a normal lobby all my weapons dissappeared and my bike returned to a grayish color, it wasn't a modder because I was just 2 or 3 seconds in that lobby and then resetted my console to see if my weapons were back, but no.

[AccountNoLongerUsed]

I wish the paint jobs on vehicles had prices that were relative to the price of the vehicle. I spent practically $50K just painting a Tornado. Its really annoying when the paint jobs and mods actually end up costing you more than the car itself.

[Spectre "2K"]

^^

Are you sure you didn't accidentally drop the launcher?

 

I drop weapons for low levels in missions once in a while (sniper rifle) and discard weapons I don't want (Uzi, LMG, AK47)

 

When I pick them up from dead enemies, they have my customizations (extended mags, scopes, tints etc) already on them.

 

I think you may have accidentally dropped your launcher by pressing Y/triangle while your weapon wheel was enabled. ..it happens to the best of us.

 

 

 

About being kicked: I hate that sh*t too. I definitely feel your pain.

 

 

 

My B&M for the day: Why did mods delete the funmw2 speculation thread instead of simply locking it or banning the same group of f*cktards who were constantly spamming it with off topic BS?!?! .. I'm like: "Hey! I was reading THAT!"

Eh...I don't think I dropped it, because if I walked forward 2 steps I would of gotten it back

[Mottershead]

 

Eh...I don't think I dropped it, because if I walked forward 2 steps I would of gotten it back

 

 

Even if you pick it back up straight after dropping it, you still lose it from your inventory.

[Shaenno]

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

Fcken oath, mate. I usually just get someone to drive the boat if I was the one to take out the enemies. Unlucky though if you're the only one doing missions. You're in a fcken war zone tryna shoot and your character jumps off like a fcken idiot. Mission failed. Yup, it'd be great if they can do something about that.

[Nacho Z]

 

 

Would it kill them to make the on foot controls less clunky? You're constantly falling off things or slamming into them like a drunk baby, and either dying or taking 69 years to get up.

 

And on a related note, why do they make combat in GTA so inferior Max Payne?

I died 'cause of the sh*tty on foot on that boat in a bay mission on the north of the map. Stopped the boat to shoot some bad guys, tried to get in a good position to aim and instead dived into the water and was shotted to death.

Fcken oath, mate. I usually just get someone to drive the boat if I was the one to take out the enemies. Unlucky though if you're the only one doing missions. You're in a fcken war zone tryna shoot and your character jumps off like a fcken idiot. Mission failed. Yup, it'd be great if they can do something about that.

I fully agree with the frustration but I think if the boat is completely stationary you'll just stand up and if it's moving forward at all you'll dive, could well be wrong on that. It might be that different boats have different effects.

 

I also struggle with getting back in boats, when I'm underwater I can clearly see where I'm going but I can't seem to control my character to go exactly where I want. And when I am next to it I press triangle and I shuffle slowly about in the water like a drunk sloth while getting shot to hell.