The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[SixteenValues]

So apparently, people can slap you with their gun, even with they stand 15 feet from you.

 

ffs Rockstar.

[OurJud]

Found a sub online for the first time ever earlier. Started to swim out to it... disconnected from online... try to start another session - online currently unavailable.

If the sub is there when I check again later, I'll eat my arse!

 

Anyone else in this section at this point like f*ck heists? I honestly just don't care and haven't since the beginning of last year, wish people would just let it go.

I've been saying this for months. What the hell is all the fuss about? We already have missions where people are supposed to pull together and work as a team to get the job done. This never happens and I don't see why people think heists will be any different.

Edited January 29, 2015 by OurJud

[sultangris]

 

Anyone else in this section at this point like f*ck heists? I honestly just don't care and haven't since the beginning of last year, wish people would just let it go.

I've been saying this for months. What the hell is all the fuss about? We already have missions where people are supposed to pull together and work as a team to get the job done. This never happens and I don't see why people think heists will be any different.

Exactly, I don't care anymore, haven't cared in 6 months, they will probably never release them anyway, lol

[Phil Collin]

I can bitch about heist as longs as i want.. And i have but they probably delay it cuz more people´s gonna buy Sharkcards... "Sharkcard theory"

[Sir Michael]

Heists are going to be really lame if connection errors swing you out of Online in the middle of the Aircraft Carrier Raid. They should have came out a long time ago so the majority of the fan base didn't ditch the game... Cloud servers ruined this game's full potential.

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

Anyone else in this section at this point like f*ck heists? I honestly just don't care and haven't since the beginning of last year, wish people would just let it go.

I've been saying this for months. What the hell is all the fuss about? We already have missions where people are supposed to pull together and work as a team to get the job done. This never happens and I don't see why people think heists will be any different.

Exactly, I don't care anymore, haven't cared in 6 months, they will probably never release them anyway, lolThe thing too is "if" they do come out, people will still complain and talk about how they are bored of heists after a day or two of playing them. People are just never satisfied anymore.

[AceThaCreator]

Cloud servers ruined this game's full potential.

Couldn't agree anymore. Everytime i try to get together with a large group(12-15+) for photo sessions/car meets, the servers start dropping a third of them from the sessions rather it be invite only or public, it pisses me of so much and there is just absolutely no excuses for that whatsoever.

[rickybobby1981]

My current gripe is when starting a mission, my car is way far away. This has only been the case in the recent couple of weeks. Any fix to this?

[AceThaCreator]

My current gripe is when starting a mission, my car is way far away. This has only been the case in the recent couple of weeks. Any fix to this?

Nah, it just does that sometimes when you do missions, yeah it's frustrating i know.

[Ksungj]

While I usually like to type out more... detailed rants;

 

Where the f*cking hell is my Princess Robot Bubblegum T-shirt for my guy online?!

[ExtremeTorque]

Metallica on heists,the day that never comes

 

Mouths so full of lies
Tend to black your eyes
Just keep them closed
Keep praying, just keep waiting

Waiting for the one
The day that never comes
When you stand up and feel the warmth
But the sunshine never comes, no
No, the sunshine never comes

Edited January 29, 2015 by Bombshock

[JON22]

@Blackace- Nah! Love 'em for the bitchin they cause.

Youtube/Gta Forum Spec Thread/Click bait google search: Bla heist bla legit bla gud sauce.

Tuesday:.......'what'?

Internet/Gta Forums/I-stayed-up-all-night-on-Monday people: 'FWUP YUUUU REIKSTURR'!!

 

Tuesdays are the best

Edited January 29, 2015 by JON22

[Judicious 7]

Where's Naroon?

[Ai®a©ob®a]

When people join missions just to sit there doing nothing and gets paid the same amount as everybody else and the host won't kick them.

 

When people camera lock missions in FPV...This shouldn't be allowed.

 

If you don't know how to or you are bad at flying planes DON'T FLY THE f*ckING PLANE!!

 

We had to redo Titan Of a Job 4 times first three times a lvl 5, 14 and 12 made a mad dash to the Titan before all the guys were killed and the semi i was moved so he crashed because he lost his engines, second crash guy crashed into the water and 3rd crash guy landed the plane but he was going too fast and over shot the runway smashing into the rocks at the head of the runway.

 

On our 4th run though i told them if they want to finish this mission then let me fly the plane otherwise they are screwed they finally let me take it and i landed the plane smoothly and stopped right on the marker.

[Strange Town]

Why they took Chopper Tail away anyway? I miss that mission very much

[CrysisAverted]

Load up online, drive by a Baller and about to steal it and sell it, suddenly disconnected. I was online for less than 5 minutes..

[Chloroform]

Load up online, drive by a Baller and about to steal it and sell it, suddenly disconnected. I was online for less than 5 minutes..

You were having too much fun.

[CrysisAverted]

Drive around without a scratch, suddenly car spawns right in front of me and there goes my headlight

[dead goon]

Look people, if you're going to lock the camera to first person, I will ruin the mission on purpose. That is all.

[Strange Town]

I was doing Stocks and Scares with three other people, then as I cracked the safe we fail the mission because "out of lives"? But there was me and some dude alive! That happened twice by the way. It's very frustrating when you're near completing the mission and it fails because of something that's not the players' fault.

[dead goon]

I believe that is one of the many missions that is bugged.

[Brazilian Mermaid]

Match making needs a revamp, it sucks that all people play in LTS is cars vs snipers and that first mission after the tutorial. And when I try to host a good job no one joins because appearently all they want to do is grind.

[CrysisAverted]

Disconnect, go back online, drive to garage, no marker there and I disconnect again after trying to enter my apt.

[Strange Town]

I hate those stupid drivers that brakes 90º when you're escaping shooters in a mission.

[MGCrash]

I just wanted to take a sunday f*cking drive! I was in a session alone and got bored and just wanted to take a drive to the country for the hell of it.. I get out in my dukes and go for a simple drive. Nothing dangerious either I was actually going a speed limit... Some idiot pulls into MY LANE from the WRONG SIDE of the road to just hit me!... Stupid AI

[TheNarrative]

3 of us played Dry Docking. 2 left (server issues) so I continued on alone. Shooting and killing and shooting and killing; had no time to even touch the safe. Steady stream of enemies. Had enough so commited suicuide. 133 goddamn kills.

wtf

[MeatSafeMurderer]

I still can't invite/join 90% of my friends list because we all still "need to complete the tutorial".
I still get stuck in loading screens joining jobs.
I still get stuck in the clouds leaving jobs.
Lobbies still randomly dump everyone.

Honestly...I could give zero f*cks about heists while this sh*t is still broken as f*ck. GAH!

[CrysisAverted]

3 of you dry docking turned to you dry docking by yourself huh, weird

[gravik]

had a bounty on me last night. Got sniped from a long ways away by a level 8. Da fuq?

[CrysisAverted]

Do races on my lvl 300+ character, most of them are custom vehicles off

Do races on my lvl 15 character, most of them (if not all) are custom vehicles on.