The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Bootels]

Lobby is full, On Call Host doesn't join

 

We keep losing people and gaining people

 

Host eventually disconnects and I gain Host

 

Everyone disconnects or I did, I just dunno anymore.

 

 

 

 

Then there's this

 

Its the return of the glitched Javelin from MW2!

[CrysisAverted]

Wait for ever so the race lobby can get full, finally full, I disconnect

 

Edited January 28, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Strange Town]

Trying to solo Dry Docking with just one life (I only play missions with one life) and after a few frustrating tries I finally got what I wanted. But as I was swimming to the boat the Merryweather breeding machine breeds one Merryweather soldier and I almost die, and when I get to land to kill him, he just disappears. So I almost die to a guy who would just disappear when I'm going to kill him.

Edited January 28, 2015 by Strange Town

[The Cookie Monster]

I connected to a lobby, with all 30 players!

Fast forward selecting my car and driving out, 28 players all disconnect.

Then I'm modding my car and get out, wham, 100 player lobby (seriously) with like twenty at LSC all driving into eachother cause of server collision and then boom connection lost

Lost all my mods, my money, and my time.

 

Freakin FockStar

[CrysisAverted]

Finally ran into my first next-gen wall breacher, he ran into a wall with a 7k bounty, I figured I would just rpg him like I normally do but a lot of people where there looking for the bounty. I went passive and entered the glitch and he soon ran out.

 

I followed him, as he got out of his vehicle to shoot me I rammed his vehicle into him, but somehow that did not do a single thing and he killed me

 

As I respawned the bounty was claimed by someone else, or so I though as he respawned with his bounty still on him.

 

He took cover in a convenience store, he managed to shoot me through the doors I guess

 

I respawn and barrel roll in and take him down, claiming his 7k bounty for myself.

 

I then got killed by some other dude.

 

I killed the random that killed me and killed the glitcher a couple more times.

[Strange Town]

Lobby is full, On Call Host doesn't join

 

We keep losing people and gaining people

 

Host eventually disconnects and I gain Host

 

Everyone disconnects or I did, I just dunno anymore.

 

 

 

 

Then there's this

 

 

If you pass near Sandy Shores when doing that mission, destroy the jets there. Or take one for yourself.

[CrysisAverted]

 

Lobby is full, On Call Host doesn't join

 

We keep losing people and gaining people

 

Host eventually disconnects and I gain Host

 

Everyone disconnects or I did, I just dunno anymore.

 

 

 

 

Then there's this

 

 

If you pass near Sandy Shores when doing that mission, destroy the jets there. Or take one for yourself.

 

 

I tried, but the others entered before I could get there

[gravik]

Joined new server, had bounty on me, soon as I joined, I got drive by sticky bombed by some zentorno driving idiot. Go figure...

[CrysisAverted]

Aim at aircraft with sniper, aircraft vanishes. evry tiem.

[Thunderer08]

Love how the join the queue due to a full lobby...you wait, Gamer offers you the lobby due to space? but then get told it's full still and you re-join the queue BUT in a different lobby from the one you were just in so more loading time...WTF oh well so wait and go through that again?...I usually keep applying through a friend as long as they are not shown as disabled and have to do the tutorial again hahaha oh god!

 

No pics but this happened today...must get batteries for my camera.... 2 people in a tank...shown on the map and in the same tank when watching them on Weazel news from my apartment's TV..... also some glitch that allows cheaters to use a tazer online...again seen on the Weazel news/watch players...

 

Whilst I mention using the TV to watch players on Weazel News...when I try to use it in a garage property over by the Maibatsu factory the game locks to a loading wheel and no TV access. why is this..... also using the watch players can make the mic's to all players stick to your character and can not be removed unless you leave and come back..... and with that Queuing cock up it's better to just find a new room... or switch off.

[Godovermoney]

I'm so mad heists didn't drop today

[Thunderer08]

I think Heists will come once the PC Nazi's get their edition of the game... after March or just after the PC release.

[The-Murphy-Chap]

Where's our Heists... Take it back R* we were ready you's werent.

[Murciélago]

When my character dies and gets stuck in the loading screen for 5 minutes before respawning

[Richard Power Colt]

This game is f*cked.

[sultangris]

This game is f*cked.

Yup, next gen isn't any better either unfortunately, in fact it almost seems worse for everything but the graphics, considering how bad the ps3 version is I didn't think that was even possible, haha!

[SixteenValues]

So. When a deathmatch starts, there will always be this kinda cinematic pan of your character while he/she does some kind animation.

 

Just after the pan has ended, you'll be able to move and by that play the job.

 

For some reason, some people just get to move 2 seconds before me, meaning I get killed just as I get started.

 

Really. f*cking. Annoying.

[LightningLord]

So. When a deathmatch starts, there will always be this kinda cinematic pan of your character while he/she does some kind animation.

 

Just after the pan has ended, you'll be able to move and by that play the job.

 

For some reason, some people just get to move 2 seconds before me, meaning I get killed just as I get started.

 

Really. f*cking. Annoying.

Same thing happens in races on occasions. Two seconds before the race starts, everyone starts driving away and I can't move.

[JON22]

Why the f*ck is it when I want to f*cking grind the f*cking game I get stuck in the f*cking clouds, timed out or the game f*cking freezes, yet when I don't plan to grind but grind anyway it goes smoothly? Piece of f*cking f*ck >

[Brazilian Mermaid]

Can R* servers stop throwing me in dozens of Cars vs Sniperz jobs?!

[SixteenValues]

Why the f*ck is it when I want to f*cking grind the f*cking game I get stuck in the f*cking clouds, timed out or the game f*cking freezes, yet when I don't plan to grind but grind anyway it goes smoothly? Piece of f*cking f*ck >

lmao. sry m8, had to

[CrysisAverted]

Doing races

 

I hit the boost at the right moment, guy in front of me doesn't even move at all and I crash into them

 

I try to hit the boost but it lags and I miss it

 

I try to hit the boost, it gets to 2 and everyone else already hit their boost and started their race

[E•MO•TION]

Does anyone else feel like they spend more time staring at a loading screen than playing the game?

[CrysisAverted]

^ yes

 

 

Doing a race with slipstreaming on, catchup off

Have a large lead in my Turismo R, Zentorno manages to catch my slipstream and rocket past me fairly far, I manage to get about 10 yards behind him the rest of the race, never catch his slipstream.

 

I love it when slipstream works one way

[BiscuitTheCat59]

Why isn't there enough hate for the current state of online. The lag is horrible, it's even worse than BF4 when it released. They fixed most of the lag on BF4 now, but GTA V is still horrible teleporting cars, trade killing, taking damage around corners and randomly appearing traffic.

 

Can we please hammer Rockstar like everyone did for BF4 and maybe they will fix the network issues.

[CrysisAverted]

Win 20 player race twice, make 13k

Lower rank wins 1st place with 14 people, makes 17k

 

So how is racing supposed to work again R*?

[JON22]

Joined a race. Host launched race....

 

Heists (not bothered) are going to kill this game if that ain't fixed lol.

[sudon't]

Join (Disabled)
Invite (Disabled)

Obviously, this is related to the next gen network, since you're told that someone has to finish a Tutorial. But buying a PS4 does not fix it. I guess I should be glad I have friends who can still send me invites.

 

Does anyone else feel like they spend more time staring at a loading screen than playing the game?

Yes, and it's worse on NG. OTOH, the cloud graphics are better, which is a good thing. Because you're gonna be looking at them a lot. *sigh*

[AceThaCreator]

Anyone else in this section at this point like f*ck heists? I honestly just don't care and haven't since the beginning of last year, wish people would just let it go.

[Strange Town]

Anyone else in this section at this point like f*ck heists? I honestly just don't care and haven't since the beginning of last year, wish people would just let it go.

I still care about heists, I don't see a reason why not