The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

Why he f*ck is this thread not pinned

[SixteenValues]

Just trying to join an ordinary LTS, but all I get is these sh*tty ''Snipers Vs Stunters'' jobs.

 

No f*cking thank you.

 

Gosh, it's the same cancerous content like the 99999999$ + RP deathmatches.

 

You can't avoid them, you can't always beat them and they take so freaking long to complete.

Edited January 23, 2015 by SixteenValues

[MGCrash]

Just trying to join an ordinary LTS, but all I get is these sh*tty ''Snipers Vs Stunters'' jobs.

 

No f*cking thank you.

 

Gosh, it's the same cancerous content like the 99999999$ + RP deathmatches.

 

You can't avoid them, you can't always beat them and they take so freaking long to complete.

Atleast those can bring a little fun. Rather than being trapped in a cage getting shot to death cause the damn host knows the way out..

[SixteenValues]

 

Just trying to join an ordinary LTS, but all I get is these sh*tty ''Snipers Vs Stunters'' jobs.

 

No f*cking thank you.

 

Gosh, it's the same cancerous content like the 99999999$ + RP deathmatches.

 

You can't avoid them, you can't always beat them and they take so freaking long to complete.

Atleast those can bring a little fun. Rather than being trapped in a cage getting shot to death cause the damn host knows the way out..

 

Good point.

 

Well, I did in fact enjoy the first two rounds to be honest, but then; meh.

[Zip87]

Biker jackets, lumberjack shirts, white sneakers and snapbacks for female characters, but not for males.

One year later, still no balaclavas in a game about criminals.

Bravo Rockstar!

 

Edited January 23, 2015 by Zip87

[Cally]

So guys yesterday i was playing GTA

 

And I'm 90% sure some player was cheating some how he was in passive mode all transparant and see-throuh. Yet was able to Hold & Shoot a gun. But my gun wouldn't fire when aiming at him

 

Anybody experience this.

 

 

Im on PS4

[Str33tJustus]

So guys yesterday i was playing GTA

 

And I'm 90% sure some player was cheating some how he was in passive mode all transparant and see-throuh. Yet was able to Hold & Shoot a gun. But my gun wouldn't fire when aiming at him

 

Anybody experience this.

 

 

Im on PS4

 

 

Did you check to see if you were in passive mode?

 

Sometimes the game places you in it for no reason. Happened to me the other day 2 or 3 times and I was tripping out wondering why everyone else was see through. It was weird because I've never used bitch mode other then to glitch in the back of a titan.

[ten-a-penny]

Two rants:

 

1) RIP Stocks And Scares. You used to be my second favorite long mission. Thank you Rektstar for breaking the AI and making them gods. Respawning enemies with the accuracy of a ninja is just bullocks. You try to get in the building, BAM somebody behind you and shoot you dead before you even turn around. I couldn't even get in the f*cking building.

 

2) Retarded RPG kiddies. RPG kiddies everywhere. Just did Blow up III, some random jumped in, first thing: ROCKET LAUNCH MWAAHAHAHA #YOLO #SWAG #MYDICKISHARD you get the picture. At least the mission objective is to DESTROY the cars. But why waste 5k worth of ammo where you can just spend 2k at most by using grenades.... Then we did Deal Breaker. Take cover > have RPG in hand.... #FAILINGMISSIONSWITHMAHRPGYOLOSWAGRAPSEXNIGGADICK.....

 

 

[Strange Town]

Two rants:

 

1) RIP Stocks And Scares. You used to be my second favorite long mission. Thank you Rektstar for breaking the AI and making them gods. Respawning enemies with the accuracy of a ninja is just bullocks. You try to get in the building, BAM somebody behind you and shoot you dead before you even turn around. I couldn't even get in the f*cking building.

 

2) Retarded RPG kiddies. RPG kiddies everywhere. Just did Blow up III, some random jumped in, first thing: ROCKET LAUNCH MWAAHAHAHA #YOLO #SWAG #MYDICKISHARD you get the picture. At least the mission objective is to DESTROY the cars. But why waste 5k worth of ammo where you can just spend 2k at most by using grenades.... Then we did Deal Breaker. Take cover > have RPG in hand.... #FAILINGMISSIONSWITHMAHRPGYOLOSWAGRAPSEXNIGGADICK.....

 

 

I would have restarted the mission and ran him over and over.

 

----

 

I'm damned sick of missions that fail for whatever reason. I was doing Pickup Sticks with someone and when we were on the last package the mission fails because "we failed to collect the package". No, the time wasn't over and we didn't blow the package.

[ten-a-penny]

Plays Chop Chop, newbie (and friend) is with me in the session. We're in LS, call for Buzzard, everything is dandy until we're tasked to kill the enemies in the Vinrwood sign.

 

Long story short, NEVER give airlifts for anybody unless you know them very well. Might as well get an Annihilator. Kiss my ass kids.

 

Next mission: A boat in The Bay. OK. Everything is fine until we go to the boat. Literally everybody just kept hijacking each other as "who'll sail the boat". I key texting them to WORK LIKE A FUXKING TEAM AT LEAST FOR ONCE and no result... Problem is, one of the kids who hijacked my buzzard in Chosen Chop was my FRIEND.

[Forager]

So the effin' UFOs are back in Legion Square?

 

[CrysisAverted]

guy kills me for no reason, attempt to get revenge "You have been disconnected"

*sigh*

 

also that lobby was filled with mics...

Edited January 23, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[slowburn29]

Why he f*ck is this thread not pinned

 

I asked the same thing. They told me I could follow the topic

 

I did

[Relative007]

Two rants:

 

1) RIP Stocks And Scares. You used to be my second favorite long mission. Thank you Rektstar for breaking the AI and making them gods. Respawning enemies with the accuracy of a ninja is just bullocks. You try to get in the building, BAM somebody behind you and shoot you dead before you even turn around. I couldn't even get in the f*cking building.

 

 

Played it for the first time in ages, Died quickly (the case where all of a sudden an entire Magazine seems to hit you and you die instantly) and was then Spectating the other 2 Players. Although 1 Player ended up finishing the Mission, it was utterly ridiculous seeing Merryweather Spawn outside (across from the doors you enter) and then instantly start shooting at the 2 Players in cover against the Outside doors who were trying to clear the enemies inside. They respawn in about 5 - 10 s also.

 

How could R* possibly think this would make the Mission more entertaining/fun?...

Edited January 24, 2015 by Relative007

[Nacho Z]

Two rants:

 

1) RIP Stocks And Scares. You used to be my second favorite long mission. Thank you Rektstar for breaking the AI and making them gods. Respawning enemies with the accuracy of a ninja is just bullocks. You try to get in the building, BAM somebody behind you and shoot you dead before you even turn around. I couldn't even get in the f*cking building.

 

2) Retarded RPG kiddies. RPG kiddies everywhere. Just did Blow up III, some random jumped in, first thing: ROCKET LAUNCH MWAAHAHAHA #YOLO #SWAG #MYDICKISHARD you get the picture. At least the mission objective is to DESTROY the cars. But why waste 5k worth of ammo where you can just spend 2k at most by using grenades.... Then we did Deal Breaker. Take cover > have RPG in hand.... #FAILINGMISSIONSWITHMAHRPGYOLOSWAGRAPSEXNIGGADICK.....

 

 

Any mission (in any game) with infinite enemies is bulls**t. One time I killed around 280 enemies on Stocks and Scares but of course they're never ending and in the end I got killed making a break for it. Wasn't mad about it just thought it was nonsense.

[ten-a-penny]

 

Why he f*ck is this thread not pinned

I asked the same thing. They told me I could follow the topic

 

I did

Good luck finding it in this mess.

GTAF Rant:

 

This section had became officially worse than the V section. Not even YouTube commenters are as dumb and bigot like here. Not even dA (might as well call it DeviantPorn) forums are as bad.

"Like F*CK U 4 NOT USING FREE AIM/AUTO AIM!"

"Like F*CK YOU FOR NOT TREATING FREEROAM LIEK COD!"

Like F*CK YOU FOR NOT PLAYING THIS GAME THE WAY HOW I LIEK!!!!"

"Oh so you support cash cards? COCKSTAR FANBOY!!!!!"

"MISSIONS R BORING IF YOU DISAGREE KISS MY ASS" (<<<If you find them boring, good for you. But don't shove it down my f*cking throat)

 

Where are you Voodoo? Where are you Andreas? Where are you Sivispacem? Where are you lil Weasel? Where are you Tank? Maybe people here are whining about how somehow the mods are bad and whatnot but if you guys don't come here and "start sounding like dicks" like how the majority say this section will become worse than Libya, Syria and Iraq combined.

Edited January 25, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[AzelfandQuilava]

Rockstar, would you stupid, cocky, arrogant, idiots please for the everlasting f*cking sake of any player's sanity fix your sh*tty broken netcode. You know all those complaints from players getting hit by bullets or punches that they never even saw hit them? That's caused by your un-synchronised mess of a netcode.

 

But in all seriousness, why has R* made no comment at all on this recurring issue?

[1GreyJedi]

I'm absolutely freaking sick of the loading times I this damn game! My last f*cking session was literally 15 minutes of loading and 5 minutes of gameplay f*cking hell

-start up GTA -5 minutes of loading

Start on call for CM -die from super heli snipers (rage quit)

On call and its a sh*tty Simeon mission

Back out- 5 minutes of loading

On call and it turns out to be another sh*tty mission

5 minutes of loading

Same thing happens again-

Turn off console

 

Some days in more patient than others but when my patience is thin I can't even play this game the loading gets me legit pissed. Fix it R* NOW

[scaldy78]

I can't get the damn crew logo off of my Vigero!!!

[Trigga Fanga]

I can't get the damn crew logo off of my Vigero!!!

LOL, mines wont stay on.

[ten-a-penny]

Can somebody here tell me how could the opposing team in a deathmatch win if we have 7 scores and they only have 6?

[Ziggy455]

Second one.

 

Dear, sh*t-talkers, and moronic assholes.

 

Going off-rader every five minutes, killing somebody, running away, texting them sh*t like "Awww u mad? butthurt cuz im btter." DOES NOT mean you are better, or talented, or worthy of being a part of GTA: Online. Harassing the same player over and over, baiting them, then running away the second you're shot at, is your idea of being a formidable player, then please, turn off your console, take it outside, pour petrol on it, and inhale the fumes until it cuts off the blood supply to your brain.

 

Spamming me messages like "AWW U MAD?" when in fact I'm not mad, I'm just trying to play the game, or help people, I have some retarded retard following me, hiding off radar and sending the mugger to me every five minutes and then killing me while I'm down.

 

So when I respond to: "How about a fair deathmatch fight?"

 

"Nope."

 

So you morons will straight up play dirty, brag about how good you think you are, but won't actually have a fair fight?

 

It's you kind of people that when the apocalypse comes, you'll murder your own family for a tin of beans.

[Sir Michael]

Got vote-kicked from a mission... Cool.

[CrysisAverted]

Go to apt. have to f*cking leave without entering because the point isn't there.

 

 

Doing a race, guy wants my dick for some reason, he can't take his turns properly, pull way ahead, he end up catching up to me even though we have the same unmodified car, look behind me, bashes through poll at light speed and rear ends me knocking me around while he crashes into a palm tree, continue ahead of him, some other guy who wants my dick rear ends me and manages to go under me, I pull it off with a stylish 360, Palm Tree Dick guy catches up and rear ends me as I touch down and sends me flying, end up in upside down turtle position and can't get up, leave.

 

Icing on the cake, I didn't connect back to freeroam, I lost connection.

Edited January 24, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

Want to go on killing spree, try to shoot at someone aiming at me, shoot random cop instead and get wanted level followed by being kill by said guy aiming at me.

 

Want to continue killing, everyone disconnects from lobby...

 

having fun is hard

[Turkish Turketarian]

Where the f*ck do all these cigarettes keep coming from? How am I supposed to quit when you keep giving them to me!?

[owl-man]

Now that they god rid of the mechanic and your cars just spawn, why can't they change it so they just spawn right in front of you? It gets annoying when you have to run all the way to them and when they spawn in weird places. Also you should be able to call for another car even if you are right next to yours, as long as you aren't in it. Since they just appear and disappear don't see why this isn't possible either.

This always gets me into a fit of rage. I call my car at the city LSC, there are 2 places it will spawn.

Spawn 1: hidden behind the short wall near the entrance to LSC, preferred spawn.

Spawn 2: In front of the the hotel, have to run over to the car, inconvenient spawn.

It usually spawns at location 2. -_-

[matajuegos01]

Can somebody here tell me how could the opposing team in a deathmatch win if we have 7 scores and they only have 6?

I know right? It's pretty weird the system that determines the winner in some matches, for example I was playing a snipers vs stunters LTS yesterday, the other team had 3 people and I was all by myself, however on the 5th match I managed to hit one of the players but not kill, after the time ended they still were alive and so was I, and for some reason my screen said LOSER but on the results' screen they also lost, it was weird but aawesome at the same time because that gave me the advantage I needed to win the LTS

[Ziggy455]

Why, oh why, is there no boundaries on deathmatches?

 

I'm playing with some level 100+ c*nt that's PM spamming me about being a camper. I'm winning the game by two kills. He kills me once, kills me again, and then continues to speed off down the road in a car and waits for the timer to drop to 00:00.

 

This is major problem. It's like the game wants you to be a massive c*nt and not play fair.

[gravik]

When I'm in my apartment and someone places a bounty on me, then someone comes and camps outside my apartment.

 

Umm, no idiot I'm not coming out...