The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Deathdime89]

So is everybody else still running into random disconnects? It seems to happen more in matchmaking, especially the more players that we have.

[Naroon]

I love getting into a lobby where the host is just perpetually AFK. Thanks for wasting everyone's time, dick.

[Tez2]

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

Edited December 15, 2014 by funmw2

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

Compared to the insane FireFight I got in to in a 12 player match on Ghost Recon Future Solider, this sounded like a gang shoot out, I have yet to hear the sound of battle has insane as that FireFight on Ghost Recon, however there two sounds I fear a Tank and a Fighter Jet. On topic: Why is it that DDoSing is so popular all of the sudden?

[Tails Prower]

Right so my Bitch N Moan from the weekend is the new matchmaking from the Voting

lobby as I've noticed a change in that before the game just used to bring the players you

were playing with across to the next job.

 

Now it seems the game looks for somebody already hosting that job and merges the voted

players into that job. The issue I have with this is a lot of hosts don't seem to like this and are

kicking the players that weren't part of their group.

 

Either that or I have been incredibly unlucky and kicked by the servers, but its

incredibly annoying having to then wait for the free roam lobby to load to play again

when I could have been doing some gaming.

Edited December 15, 2014 by tails_prower_2040

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

You forgot the tank explosions.

[Karakurt]

Lol.

 

Ok I probably found a bug in the editor:

 

If you make a relatively long description in editor mode, let's say 30 characters (while the limit is +250) you'll not be able to save your content, and that was exactly why I was unable to save my track. The error message is something similar to "Rockstar servers are in maintenance, try again later..."

 

Has it happened to someone else?

[Kaiju Blue]

Stop bitching over the mic about how overrated the car I'm driving is. I really, really don't care.

 

And when it comes from someone driving a Panto or an Elegy (albeit at least with the Elegy I guess it makes a bit of sense since it's the best sports car) it just becomes straight up hypocritical.

[Sir Michael]

I hate it when everybody is dead in a survival, then they spectate me in an awesome spot they never saw before... Then they steal it for the next round. In this case, a pair of dumpsters on the southernmost part of Railyard. Assholes....

[slowburn29]

I hate it when everybody is dead in a survival, then they spectate me in an awesome spot they never saw before... Then they steal it for the next round. In this case, a pair of dumpsters on the southernmost part of Railyard. Assholes....

 

This has been going on over a year. Get there first, then nudge them into helicopter fire. If you have a mic make sure you belittle them after, its what they like

[Karakurt]

Stop bitching over the mic about how overrated the car I'm driving is. I really, really don't care.

 

 

 

In fact no car is overrated due to the 120 mph limit.

[BoJack Cognac]

I had a dream last night that I was playing GTA: Online and blew up too many personal vehicles and became a "dodgy" player.

I woke up freaking out.

They finally did it. Rockstar's Bad Sport system has given me actual nightmares.

[Metal Slime]

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

Along with explosions, fire cannons from jets, more explosions, people throwing cuss and racists words in a single sentence (young and old gamers), even more explosions.

[ten-a-penny]

Can somebody here tell me how could a GANGSTA THUG WANNABE can lock on me while I'm flying off with a damn bike? Maybe I said this in another thread but whatever.

 

So I was playing with my new lvl20 character, played Gassed Up, everything is normal, saw a ramp that takes to the main road, took that (after waiting for God know how much time to the rest of the enemies in cara come) so I can go back to Gerald, SOMEHOW the enemies can lock into me and my Nemesis while I'm flying all the way up and kill me.

 

ROCKSTAR. FIX. YO. SH*T.

[AceThaCreator]

I hate it when everybody is dead in a survival, then they spectate me in an awesome spot they never saw before... Then they steal it for the next round. In this case, a pair of dumpsters on the southernmost part of Railyard. Assholes....

I know the feel, thats why with every map, i've many spots that i can pick from incase some knobhead wants to steal my spot. Another thing i hate with survivals is that one guy that AFKs the WHOLE time and others keep dying making you feel like Kobe in the fourth quarter.

[Sir Michael]

 

I hate it when everybody is dead in a survival, then they spectate me in an awesome spot they never saw before... Then they steal it for the next round. In this case, a pair of dumpsters on the southernmost part of Railyard. Assholes....

I know the feel, thats why with every map, i've many spots that i can pick from incase some knobhead wants to steal my spot. Another thing i hate with survivals is that one guy that AFKs the WHOLE time and others keep dying making you feel like Kobe in the fourth quarter.

LOL, those guys be like Kwame Brown or even Greg Oden with how reliable they are. I ended up being by mys of on a round 9 yesterday. That dumpster thing I mentioned help out because I ended up with 35 kills that round.. Thought I was dead for sure. Lol

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

I hate it when everybody is dead in a survival, then they spectate me in an awesome spot they never saw before... Then they steal it for the next round. In this case, a pair of dumpsters on the southernmost part of Railyard. Assholes....

I know the feel, thats why with every map, i've many spots that i can pick from incase some knobhead wants to steal my spot. Another thing i hate with survivals is that one guy that AFKs the WHOLE time and others keep dying making you feel like Kobe in the fourth quarter.

LOL, those guys be like Kwame Brown or even Greg Oden with how reliable they are. I ended up being by mys of on a round 9 yesterday. That dumpster thing I mentioned help out because I ended up with 35 kills that round.. Thought I was dead for sure. LolI laughed so hard at the Kwame Brown reference. Hey survival and basketball do got some similarities like those shooters who hardly miss, being double teamed or the zones being well covered, & that backup sqaud be hella tough sometimes lol.

[Con9mm]

I really dont care about Heists, but was excited about the trailer and all that noise. I have to admit, i got caught up in the hype until i realized they said, coming early 2015..........that could mean anything. So back to my normal day.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I really dont care about Heists, but was excited about the trailer and all that noise. I have to admit, i got caught up in the hype until i realized they said, coming early 2015..........that could mean anything. So back to my normal day.

 

Looks like it's back to the GTA Forums Bar for me. All this good and still they beat around the bush about things.

[mmm chocolate]

"I know you've been 'complaining', but YOU weren't ready."

 

F U C K YOU Rockstar. That was lame.

 

 

Almost as lame as making us wait this long and then stating 'EARLY 2015'

 

Been f'n ready. SMH.

[Judicious 7]

Wow. Trailer looks good, BUT I'm skeptical as heck.

 

My B&M is actually at the people who are found in the first few pages and the people who who were once complaining, but did an instant 180 and are back to riding Rockstar's coat tails over a trailer.

 

You see, this is how they get you. They release a vague and extremely scripted trailer with good editing to suck you in, right? Then they show you the vehicles and weapons that the casuals still drool over for 3 months. Then to top it off, they tell you "Early 2015" just to get you back on your knees for them. Early 2015 could mean 1-4 months.

 

But idk, we'll see. I just thought I'd post here rather than the pinned topic to where my comment and input will be lost to the ages underneath the hyped masses..

Edited December 16, 2014 by Judicious 7

[Sir Michael]

Sobi join a Crystal Clearout job, and my teammate spawns in the road, no big deal, but how about me? I get spawned a mile deep in the f*cking subway system!! Mind you that there isn't a way out for a long time, so I just kill myself to get out... Spawned back into the subway. This is some bullsh*t man.

[AceThaCreator]

You gotta love how they say "early 2015" instead of giving a specific date smh. I smell another delay coming soon, but please R* prove me wrong.

[Con9mm]

Wow. Trailer looks good, BUT I'm skeptical as heck.

 

My B&M is actually at the people who are found in the first few pages and the people who who were once complaining, but did an instant 180 and are back to riding Rockstar's coat tails over a trailer.

 

You see, this is how they get you. They release a vague and extremely scripted trailer with good editing to suck you in, right? Then they show you the vehicles and weapons that the casuals still drool over for 3 months. Then to top it off, they tell you "Early 2015" just to get you back on your knees for them. Early 2015 could mean 1-4 months.

 

But idk, we'll see. I just thought I'd post here rather than the pinned topic to where my comment and input will be lost to the ages underneath the hyped masses..

Yep. Just like they did with the Flight School DLC when we thought we'd get new tattoos and military garments that were shown in the trailer for the Flight School and we got flim-flammed. hhahahaa

[ChrisV]

even if they ever release heists, and that is as we all know a very big IF

they are never gonne be as much fun as making fun of not having them yet

[§†range]

"I know you've been 'complaining', but YOU weren't ready."

 

F U C K YOU Rockstar. That was lame.

 

 

Almost as lame as making us wait this long and then stating 'EARLY 2015'

 

Been f'n ready. SMH.

^^^THIS^^^. Been ready for a f*cking year.

[Sir Michael]

I'm not even going to complain about heists jot having a release date other than early 2015... Let the game be fixed when they drop. I know I don't want to wait 5-20 minutes for a squad to join and get disconnected by an error, that's for sure.

[chainsoar]

So, those cool helmets that Trevor has now, they're new, right? The chrome dome, badass biker type helmets?

 

How come my f*cking online character can't have one?

[tarheel716]

Getting my b**ching in now because all the people crying about heists will be the same people crying because they won't like the way they play. Example: "I want my heists! U suk cokstar!!" Same person 2 days later: "Heists suk! F-U cokstar! umadbro?"

[Sir Michael]

Shieeeet, everybody's acting super entitled right now. Calm them tits and unrustle your jimmies folks.

 

EDIT: HOW DO YOU LOSE A MATCH WHEN IT'S A THREE-WAY TIE!?!?!!?!?!?

 

One more thing to add... The Massacro, Zentorno, any high-tier car, all of them go above 120 mph in a lot of races. With catch up on, that top speed decreases to between 90-105 mph. Now that's bullsh*t.

Edited December 17, 2014 by Sir Michael