The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Phantomspirit]

Not having a Halloween DLC is S.h.i.t such an opportunity to do something fun for everyone before next gen kicks in,and keep the momentum up for GTAO,so small minded and will backfire with loss of many players to new games etc ,were losing many players sadly in our 500plus crew.....

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Dammit, I f*cking hate crate drop events!

 

The first couple hours, i keept trying to get crate drops just to have them swiped by another player right infront of me.

 

The next hour and a half was spent lobby hoping because i couldnt get any crate drop notifications.

 

and the next hour was spent with 4 other players while we tried to help each other get a crate drop but i couldnt quit lagging out.

 

and then i got lucky and mananged to get one in a public lobby.

 

Why couldnt we have got an actual Halloween DLC instead of another crate drop event with T-shirts that have nothing to do with Halloween? This was a pretty f*cking lazy excuse of an event C*..

[§†range]

Just going to put this here.

http://aretheheiststhereyet.com/

[chainsoar]

Dammit, I f*cking hate crate drop events!

 

The first couple hours, i keept trying to get crate drops just to have them swiped by another player right infront of me.

 

The next hour and a half was spent lobby hoping because i couldnt get any crate drop notifications.

 

and the next hour was spent with 4 other players while we tried to help each other get a crate drop but i couldnt quit lagging out.

 

and then i got lucky and mananged to get one in a public lobby.

 

Why couldnt we have got an actual Halloween DLC instead of another crate drop event with T-shirts that have nothing to do with Halloween? This was a pretty f*cking lazy excuse of an event C*..

 

Pretty sure they did this as a feeble attempt to appease c*nts like me who missed out on all 4 of the anniversary shirts because of their sh*tty broken crate drops. I AM NOT APPEASED SO FAK U R*

[Naroon]

The whole concept of crate drops is just stupid to begin with. Why would some unknown entity send a helicopter guarded by generic henchman to land at some designated spot, fully prepared to fight for the sole reason of guarding the crates? Why not allow players to play something like, oh I dunno, maybe exclusive temporary missions or something with unique objectives to get the shirts instead? Not that I even want the shirts, because they're all very boring and the novelty wears off like a day later anyway, but still. As it stands, the current system is setup purely to encourage players to troll the hell out of each other.

[rainbowpuppies]

Whatever it is they gave us for Halloween is the equivalent of a king bed covered in sh*t. sh*tting that bed so hard. So much opportunity, such lazy, pathetic, result. The only good part is the double cash dm's, cause they're like all I play anyways.. I really wanted a super cute ghost dress. And for the grass to die. And a pumpkin head mask.. Such huge failure. Next thing we have to look forward to is launch day for new consoles, then we'll never get anything again! Which is fine by me when it comes to these garbage "here's some old sh*t that if you haven't bought yet you probably don't want, for 50% off! Yay!" Event weekends. Event my ass.

[BelowMe]

Halloween update is so f*cking sh*t.

[G's Ah's]

I'm still getting idiots that try and goad me into one-on-one deathmatches after they claim a bounty on me. What part of "f*ck off" do they not understand?

[Black Terminator]

The Death Matches I completely give up on. They are so f*cking poorly made when it comes to combat system. Death Matches sucks ass.

[Red Lynx 23]

My K/D is still being botched by R* stat keeping. I tore sh*t up in free roam and a few deathmatches, and it didn't move. But have one or two deathmatches that I was killed more than I killed others, and it drops real quick. Not that I care about it much, just pointing out R* mess it up worse than the tankers, jet trolls, and god moders.

[Nick1020]

F*cking combat roll and players not taking cover in deathmatches. Considering switching to free aim. And these crate drops are terrible. I'm not waiting 10 or 20 minutes for a crate only to fight 3 random people only to receive a shirt and a useless rocket launcher. Like least do shirts in a deathmatch or something.

[LightningLord]

Did any of you hear the story of the foreigners? Well, I'm going to tell it now.

 

 

Not too long ago, 3 foreigners came to San Andreas. People were celebrating "Halloween." They didn't know what Halloween was. They asked a local what they did in San Andreas to celebrate Halloween. They local said they wait for boxes to fall out of the sky, once the box falls, they race to it, killing their family members and friends in the process. The box has a prize. The local got a text about a box falling. He killed all the foreigners in front of him, raced across the state, killing everyone he saw, and got the box. It had a t-shirt with a radio station logo. He took it home, put it away, and never wore it again.

 

 

This is why I hate crate drops.

Edited November 2, 2014 by LightningLord411

[pots]

Did any of you hear the story of the foreigners? Well, I'm going to tell it now.

 

 

Not too long ago, 3 foreigners came to San Andreas. People were celebrating "Halloween." They didn't know what Halloween was. They asked a local what they did in San Andreas to celebrate Halloween. They local said they wait for boxes to fall out of the sky, once the box falls, they race to it, killing their family members and friends in the process. The box has a prize. The local got a text about a box falling. He killed all the foreigners in front of him, raced across the state, killing everyone he saw, and got the box. It had a t-shirt with a radio station logo. He took it home, put it away, and never wore it again.

 

 

This is why I hate crate drops.

lol'd

 

Some say it wasn't even in his inventory when he got home

[Vice Beach]

We got a full on new game for Red Dead's Halloween DLC now we get double xp for R*'s biggest game ever. In a game where adding an awesome Alien/Clown survival would be as easy as copy and pasting a single player mission into multiplayer but nah. "Use masks that have been in the game all year long to make a cool costume feggots" Thanks R*

[StangOne50]

well heres my f*ckin day so far

 

wake up

sign on

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Edited November 2, 2014 by stangone50

[Aby]

well heres my f*ckin day so far

 

wake up

sign on

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[Chaos69soahC]

The whole concept of crate drops is just stupid to begin with. Why would some unknown entity send a helicopter guarded by generic henchman to land at some designated spot, fully prepared to fight for the sole reason of guarding the crates? Why not allow players to play something like, oh I dunno, maybe exclusive temporary missions or something with unique objectives to get the shirts instead? Not that I even want the shirts, because they're all very boring and the novelty wears off like a day later anyway, but still. As it stands, the current system is setup purely to encourage players to troll the hell out of each other.

"the current system is setup purely to encourage players to troll the hell out of each other."

 

---That describes GTA5 Online in its entirety.

[houstoneagle]

We got a full on new game for Red Dead's Halloween DLC now we get double xp for R*'s biggest game ever. In a game where adding an awesome Alien/Clown survival would be as easy as copy and pasting a single player mission into multiplayer but nah. "Use masks that have been in the game all year long to make a cool costume feggots" Thanks R*

 

I didn't like that alien-clown survival. I played and played and played and took me forever to realize I needed to destroy the vans not the clowns. #lessonlearned

[Sir Michael]

What's the point of doing Rooftop Rumble if you're going to wait 15 minutes?? This isn't GEICO... FFS, just do Docks to Stock, Method in the Madness, Chop Chop, or even Los Santos Connection if you want your times worth.

[Smesi]

Never been so mad at a video game before.

 

This is not really the game's fault,but heres my story

 

So today its my Brother's birthday and he always wanted to play GTAO on my account,i gave him chance today and i thought " I'm pretty sure he's not gonna f*ck it up"

 

GUESS WHAT

 

HE f*ckED IT UP

BADLY

 

I slept around 1 1/2 hours and when i waked up i turn on my PS3.

 

After a few minutes of loading screens,i spawn in my apartment and check my mental state,i'm at lvl 3 so i'm pretty sure he went complete ape sh*t on people,then go to my garage.

 

 

GUESS WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT I SEE IN MY GARAGE

 

A f*ckING JACKAL.

 

You might say...

 

"What's wrong with that?"

THE f*ckING JACKAL IS WHERE MY ZENTORNO SUPPOSED TO GO

 

After that i see most of my PVs gone.

 

My Elegy : Destroyed

My Coquette Classic : destroyed

My Exemplar : Destroyed

My Blade : Destroyed

My Hakuchou : Destroyed

 

"I'm about to lose my sh*t" i said

 

After that i payed a 11K bill from Mors And i went to the impound place to see if my Zentorno is there.

 

Nope.

 

Then i went to MMI's place.

 

Nope.

 

Then i was confused for quite a while then i realized that the Jackal was where my Zentorno is supposed to go.

 

I f*cking died for a bit.

 

He might have replaced the Zentorno for a f*cking Jackal.

 

I asked him if he did that,he said that he only grabbed the Zentorno and that's it.

 

I'm still looking for my Zentorno and if i dont find it in the next hour i'm going to R* support to see they can do anything about that.

 

If i find out that my brother sold it,removed the insurance from it or replaced it with a jackal,i'm going to break his new Ipad with a Hammer and maybe beat the sh*t out of him.

 

Ok maybe not,but still i'm not gonna let him play GTAO on my account.

 

That Zentorno is Kinda special to me becuase its the only legit fast car that i have and i always wanted a Super car in my Low rank days.

 

I cant post pics right now but heres a few links.

 

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4827/CRJmV3HSAEew2cuyp8-6uA/0_0.jpg ( This is where my zentorno supposed to be)

 

http://imgur.com/wCXffPI

( My mental State)

Edited November 2, 2014 by Smesi.

[Sir Michael]

Hair texture bugs again??? Jeez, R* sucks at bug management... Because I want my guy to have a widows peak like Vegeta, right?

 

[Stephen]

^^ That only affects me if I die during gang attacks which I do allot of. I usually wind up with a flat widows peak style, or a flat mohawk.

Edited November 2, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[Coleco]

Crate Drops being made impossible to reach unless you're in an armed aircraft, poised and waiting to pounce the second it arrives. Far too many aircraft in this game

 

Then, missing out at the dropzone because of hopeless, unnecessary flailing character ragdolling and auto-lock targets zeroing in on ANYTHING besides approaching players, and watching helplessly while they practically jog past and take a crate from under your nose as you mash the joypad and curse loudly waiting for your player-character to stop dicking around.

 

Also... Crates are hard enough to collect with other players competing for them - we don't need sharpshooter NPC's sticking their oar in while all hell is breaking loose!

[AlexMachines]

I don't know what I hate more. Quitters, that stupid Hot Wheel a.k.a. Zentorno, the people that drive it, or when the mission starts, your PV didn't spawn so you get in a someone else's as a passenger and all they do is crash like F*CKING idiots all they way to the objective so by the time you get there you have no bulletproof vest. Also the people that park right next to the NPC's... are seriously this F*CKING stupid!?

 

I also hate the squeakers... oh my God, the squeakers... what in the world is wrong with these disrespectful little kids!? When I was their age I am sure I wasn't an annoying little d*ck! The other day I managed to make one cry and this other guy on the sess bashed on me for doing it saying he was just a little kid. And I was like "What the f*ck is your problem!? That kid needed to learn a f*cking lesson."

Then he proceeded to call me a whore. Needless to say, the whole server went nuts after that and the guy had to left lmao

 

 

Quitters and AFK grinders: I hate you. I hate you all. My hatred is so large and overwhelming I swear to the Devil, if I ever come across one of you during my time in this world, I will send you to oblivion.

 

Zenbullsh*t drivers and chrome users: Your car looks like sh*t. The chrome is for teenagers who have no taste in cars. Both things only reveal how immature you really are. So if you wanna get treated like a grown up, stop driving chromed supers. Get a real car and not a shiny tuna can. Please. This also goes to the people with golden guns. Can you at least TRY to be original?

 

I'm gonna get so much hate for that last part but idgaf.

Edited November 3, 2014 by WhiteRaven94

[DRBTHEBASEDGOD]

I don't know what I hate more. Quitters, that stupid Hot Wheel a.k.a. Zentorno, the people that drive it, or when the mission starts, your PV didn't spawn so you get in a someone else's as a passenger and all they do is crash like F*CKING idiots all they way to the objective so by the time you get there you have no bulletproof vest. Also the people that park right next to the NPC's... are seriously this F*CKING stupid!?

 

I also hate the squeakers... oh my God, the squeakers... what in the world is wrong with these disrespectful little kids!? When I was their age I am sure I wasn't an annoying little d*ck! The other day I managed to make one cry and this other guy on the sess bashed on me for doing it saying he was just a little kid. And I was like "What the f*ck is your problem!? That kid needed to learn a f*cking lesson."

Then he proceeded to call me a whore. Needless to say, the whole server went nuts after that and the guy had to left lmao

 

 

Quitters and AFK grinders: I hate you. I hate you all. My hatred is so large and overwhelming I swear to the Devil, if I ever come across one of you during my time in this world, I will send you to oblivion.

 

Zenbullsh*t drivers and chrome users: Your car looks like sh*t. The chrome is for teenagers who have no taste in cars. Both things only reveal how immature you really are. So if you wanna get treated like a grown up, stop driving chromed supers. Get a real car and not a shiny tuna can. Please. This also goes to the people with golden guns. Can you at least TRY to be original?

 

I'm gonna get so much hate for that last part but idgaf.

I feel you about everything. Except the golden guns, I put a gold tint on my Uzi because I loved Yusuf Amir. But if you put it on EVERYTHING it becomes a problem. Also, f*ck pink weapons too. Pink is an obnoxious color. Chrome's a joke, it's mostly just used as a punchline nowadays.

As the SWAGGINWAGON clearly demonstrates.

[Zorvaine]

If i find out that my brother sold it,removed the insurance from it or replaced it with a jackal,i'm going to break his new Ipad with a Hammer and maybe beat the sh*t out of him.

 

 

You're going to break an expensive item worth a lot of money and physically assault your little brother because he made your fake fantasy Lamborghini disappear?

 

''You sound like a wonderful person that appreciates hard earned hardware and acts respectfully to his younger sibling.''

 

*sarcasm off*

Edited November 3, 2014 by Zorvaine

[AlexMachines]

 

 

I don't know what I hate more. Quitters, that stupid Hot Wheel a.k.a. Zentorno, the people that drive it, or when the mission starts, your PV didn't spawn so you get in a someone else's as a passenger and all they do is crash like F*CKING idiots all they way to the objective so by the time you get there you have no bulletproof vest. Also the people that park right next to the NPC's... are seriously this F*CKING stupid!?

 

I also hate the squeakers... oh my God, the squeakers... what in the world is wrong with these disrespectful little kids!? When I was their age I am sure I wasn't an annoying little d*ck! The other day I managed to make one cry and this other guy on the sess bashed on me for doing it saying he was just a little kid. And I was like "What the f*ck is your problem!? That kid needed to learn a f*cking lesson."

Then he proceeded to call me a whore. Needless to say, the whole server went nuts after that and the guy had to left lmao

 

 

Quitters and AFK grinders: I hate you. I hate you all. My hatred is so large and overwhelming I swear to the Devil, if I ever come across one of you during my time in this world, I will send you to oblivion.

 

Zenbullsh*t drivers and chrome users: Your car looks like sh*t. The chrome is for teenagers who have no taste in cars. Both things only reveal how immature you really are. So if you wanna get treated like a grown up, stop driving chromed supers. Get a real car and not a shiny tuna can. Please. This also goes to the people with golden guns. Can you at least TRY to be original?

 

I'm gonna get so much hate for that last part but idgaf.

I feel you about everything. Except the golden guns, I put a gold tint on my Uzi because I loved Yusuf Amir. But if you put it on EVERYTHING it becomes a problem. Also, f*ck pink weapons too. Pink is an obnoxious color. Chrome's a joke, it's mostly just used as a punchline nowadays.

As the SWAGGINWAGON clearly demonstrates.

I have a golden uzi for the same reason. It's the only exception to what I said lol

[Naroon]

When morons go AFK, I do like the NPC Brad from GTA III would say, "I'm gonna run you OUT!!"

 

You're not about to stand around for 15 minutes and hold up the mission. Either grip the controller and play or taste the pavement.

 

Same goes for anyone who intentionally bashes into my car with their sh*tty Zencheesegrater to try to show off how awesome they are at holding down the R2 button. I'll follow you, as long as it f*cking takes, and the nanosecond you step out of your car, I'm running you down. I don't care if I'm wasting a team life, you sealed your fate the moment you demonstrated how low your IQ was.

 

Hell, I came to the conclusion that anyone who breaks any of the following rules is getting ran the f*ck over:

 

-Squeakin' on the mic

-Being annoying in any fashion on the mic (breathing heavily without talking, playing sh*tty music, have a neglected baby crying in the background, chatting away in tongues incessantly, etc.)

-Deliberately ramming into my car

-Driving a terribly-modded Zencheesegrater (I'm like Anton Chigurh with this one, a coin toss will decide your fate, and my mood at the time)

-Wasting time (going AFK to grind for time, staying in the spawn, fighting other players for no reason, etc.)

-Being illiterate (you blew up the mission objective twice already, prepare to RIP)

-Being a sh*tty driver whilst I'm the passenger

-Changing the radio station repeatedly while I'm driving in my own damn car (my car, my tunes, f*ck your garbage ass Radio Los Santos bullsh*t)

-Generally existing (sometimes I just feel like running someone over, people who simply look stupid are very likely to get ran out)

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

When morons go AFK, I do like the NPC Brad from GTA III would say, "I'm gonna run you OUT!!"

 

You're not about to stand around for 15 minutes and hold up the mission. Either grip the controller and play or taste the pavement.

 

Same goes for anyone who intentionally bashes into my car with their sh*tty Zencheesegrater to try to show off how awesome they are at holding down the R2 button. I'll follow you, as long as it f*cking takes, and the nanosecond you step out of your car, I'm running you down. I don't care if I'm wasting a team life, you sealed your fate the moment you demonstrated how low your IQ was.

 

Hell, I came to the conclusion that anyone who breaks any of the following rules is getting ran the f*ck over:

 

-Squeakin' on the mic

-Being annoying in any fashion on the mic (breathing heavily without talking, playing sh*tty music, have a neglected baby crying in the background, chatting away in tongues incessantly, etc.)

-Deliberately ramming into my car

-Driving a terribly-modded Zencheesegrater (I'm like Anton Chigurh with this one, a coin toss will decide your fate, and my mood at the time)

-Wasting time (going AFK to grind for time, staying in the spawn, fighting other players for no reason, etc.)

-Being illiterate (you blew up the mission objective twice already, prepare to RIP)

-Being a sh*tty driver whilst I'm the passenger

-Changing the radio station repeatedly while I'm driving in my own damn car (my car, my tunes, f*ck your garbage ass Radio Los Santos bullsh*t)

-Generally existing (sometimes I just feel like running someone over, people who simply look stupid are very likely to get ran out)

The win is strong in this here post ^ OT: Why do people still grind sh*ttop sh*tble?

[houstoneagle]

I don't know what I hate more. Quitters, that stupid Hot Wheel a.k.a. Zentorno, the people that drive it, or when the mission starts, your PV didn't spawn so you get in a someone else's as a passenger and all they do is crash like F*CKING idiots all they way to the objective so by the time you get there you have no bulletproof vest. Also the people that park right next to the NPC's... are seriously this F*CKING stupid!?

 

I also hate the squeakers... oh my God, the squeakers... what in the world is wrong with these disrespectful little kids!? When I was their age I am sure I wasn't an annoying little d*ck! The other day I managed to make one cry and this other guy on the sess bashed on me for doing it saying he was just a little kid. And I was like "What the f*ck is your problem!? That kid needed to learn a f*cking lesson."

Then he proceeded to call me a whore. Needless to say, the whole server went nuts after that and the guy had to left lmao

 

 

Quitters and AFK grinders: I hate you. I hate you all. My hatred is so large and overwhelming I swear to the Devil, if I ever come across one of you during my time in this world, I will send you to oblivion.

 

Zenbullsh*t drivers and chrome users: Your car looks like sh*t. The chrome is for teenagers who have no taste in cars. Both things only reveal how immature you really are. So if you wanna get treated like a grown up, stop driving chromed supers. Get a real car and not a shiny tuna can. Please. This also goes to the people with golden guns. Can you at least TRY to be original?

 

I'm gonna get so much hate for that last part but idgaf.

 

I drive a chrome Zentorno with hot pink accents, and all my weapons are gold. I also walk around shirtless with pink accented undies and pink boots with a gold chain and guyliner. How YOU durn?

 

P.S.: He is my alter ego, an effeminate 24-year old gay white princess. In real life, I am a not-so-effeminate 42-year old gay white guy.