The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[GTA4131]

AHHHHHHHHHH NO F*CKING HALLOWEEN DLC? NO F*CKING NEW MASKS OR MONSTER COSTUMES? BUT HEY I GUESS WE DONT NEED THOSE BECAUSE R* ARE THE REAL MONSTERS. HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN EVERYONE. lol

[Shaundi.]

Passive mode players would still collect them even if they were in wooden crates. They'd stand on them, wait for a player to shoot it open, then slightly fall in. That's not very fair.

 

I really hope Rockstar changes this. Soon, or now would be f*cking better. Only players with passivce mode disabled can only pick up crates.

[Naroon]

Do you remember all those Halloweens you used to spend as a child rifling through crates in order to find a t-shirt you might sort of nearly like? I do.

 

Thank you Rockstar for not giving into the pressure of your dumbass fans who demanded costumes or stormy weather or fog or zombies or chainsaws this Halloween. None of that, to my mind, has anything to do with this holiday. T-shirts in crates is where it's really at.

I dunno what third-world country YOU'RE from, but where I'm from, every Halloween, all we did was shoot fireworks and wait for helicopters to drop Special Crates down so we could fight over the t-shirts contained within. Sometimes they'd even have Miniguns in them.

[The_darkest_side]

AHHHHHHHHHH NO F*CKING HALLOWEEN DLC? NO F*CKING NEW MASKS OR MONSTER COSTUMES? BUT HEY I GUESS WE DONT NEED THOSE BECAUSE R* ARE THE REAL MONSTERS. HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN EVERYONE. lol

 

Because we need more than the 92 masks we already have, and some costumes that nobody will wear after tomorrow. Not to mention more cars and weapons. Hopefully we wont get a garage to go with them.

 

Get out. Enjoy the game for what it is or come back and cry more next Tuesday.

[ChumCrumpet]

 

Do you remember all those Halloweens you used to spend as a child rifling through crates in order to find a t-shirt you might sort of nearly like? I do.

 

Thank you Rockstar for not giving into the pressure of your dumbass fans who demanded costumes or stormy weather or fog or zombies or chainsaws this Halloween. None of that, to my mind, has anything to do with this holiday. T-shirts in crates is where it's really at.

I dunno what third-world country YOU'RE from, but where I'm from, every Halloween, all we did was shoot fireworks and wait for helicopters to drop Special Crates down so we could fight over the t-shirts contained within. Sometimes they'd even have Miniguns in them.

 

 

I don't know what third-world country YOOOOU'RE from, but in my town we all spend our money on video-game micro transactions so we didn't have to do anything.

[The_darkest_side]

 

Do you remember all those Halloweens you used to spend as a child rifling through crates in order to find a t-shirt you might sort of nearly like? I do.

 

Thank you Rockstar for not giving into the pressure of your dumbass fans who demanded costumes or stormy weather or fog or zombies or chainsaws this Halloween. None of that, to my mind, has anything to do with this holiday. T-shirts in crates is where it's really at.

I dunno what third-world country YOU'RE from, but where I'm from, every Halloween, all we did was shoot fireworks and wait for helicopters to drop Special Crates down so we could fight over the t-shirts contained within. Sometimes they'd even have Miniguns in them.

 

 

Dunno where you're from bro, but Ive spent every Halloween crying about the fact that i didn't get any weaponry or vehicles, even though it was never promised, regardless of the fact that I TOTALLY convinced myself of the fact it was going to happen.

Edited October 31, 2014 by The_darkest_side

[GTA4131]

 

AHHHHHHHHHH NO F*CKING HALLOWEEN DLC? NO F*CKING NEW MASKS OR MONSTER COSTUMES? BUT HEY I GUESS WE DONT NEED THOSE BECAUSE R* ARE THE REAL MONSTERS. HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN EVERYONE. lol

 

Because we need more than the 92 masks we already have, and some costumes that nobody will wear after tomorrow. Not to mention more cars and weapons. Hopefully we wont get a garage to go with them.

 

Get out. Enjoy the game for what it is or come back and cry more next Tuesday.

 

Oh I will, I will be crying more than ever. So watch out

[AzelfandQuilava]

 

 

Do you remember all those Halloweens you used to spend as a child rifling through crates in order to find a t-shirt you might sort of nearly like? I do.

 

Thank you Rockstar for not giving into the pressure of your dumbass fans who demanded costumes or stormy weather or fog or zombies or chainsaws this Halloween. None of that, to my mind, has anything to do with this holiday. T-shirts in crates is where it's really at.

I dunno what third-world country YOU'RE from, but where I'm from, every Halloween, all we did was shoot fireworks and wait for helicopters to drop Special Crates down so we could fight over the t-shirts contained within. Sometimes they'd even have Miniguns in them.

 

 

Dunno where you're from bro, but Ive spent every Halloween crying about the fact that i didn't get any weaponry or vehicles, even though it was never promised, regardless of the fact that I TOTALLY convinced myself of the fact it was going to happen.

 

*terrible attempt at a sarcastic tone* You people obviously have never heard of "Christmas" have you?

[Naroon]

I'm pretty annoyed at all the worthless clutter on the mini-map. Do we really need all these stupid blue icons showing off a bunch of crappy jobs that hardly anyone wants to play? At LEAST give us the option to disable them. It just obscures the roads and makes the map look like complete sh*t.

[SUPAH JD]

 

AHHHHHHHHHH NO F*CKING HALLOWEEN DLC? NO F*CKING NEW MASKS OR MONSTER COSTUMES? BUT HEY I GUESS WE DONT NEED THOSE BECAUSE R* ARE THE REAL MONSTERS. HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN EVERYONE. lol

 

Because we need more than the 92 masks we already have, and some costumes that nobody will wear after tomorrow. Not to mention more cars and weapons. Hopefully we wont get a garage to go with them.

 

Get out. Enjoy the game for what it is or come back and cry more next Tuesday.

 

Yeah, how dare people expect an update today? Not like R* said they'd be focused on Halloween updates. People being let-down are justified, once again. But the people who defend R* to the f*cking grave will never understand that.

 

"NO, YOU ALL JUST GOT HYPED UP FOR IT THE GAME IS STILL FUN.". I feel like you're all forcing yourselves to be this blind at this point. They could have had something fun here. Could have.

 

Sasquatch costumes? A "zombie" costume update? They finally could have added ridiculous mascot costumes or stuff like pirate costumes without everyone bitching how out of place it was.

 

Vehicles could have definitely been creative. Instead? f*ck no. That's the problem. It would have been creative. Guaranteed, a week after the PS4 release, while we may not get Halloween? We'll get "generic update number 8, here's some t-shirts and another super car with masks! What the f*ck is Halloween?" .

 

Best part is: They'll have my purchase on the PS4 again because I still enjoy the basic game. But their updates are sh*t and constant let downs. I've been saying that. I don't get myself hyped up, but the community is in their right to be let down.

[The_darkest_side]

 

 

 

Do you remember all those Halloweens you used to spend as a child rifling through crates in order to find a t-shirt you might sort of nearly like? I do.

 

Thank you Rockstar for not giving into the pressure of your dumbass fans who demanded costumes or stormy weather or fog or zombies or chainsaws this Halloween. None of that, to my mind, has anything to do with this holiday. T-shirts in crates is where it's really at.

I dunno what third-world country YOU'RE from, but where I'm from, every Halloween, all we did was shoot fireworks and wait for helicopters to drop Special Crates down so we could fight over the t-shirts contained within. Sometimes they'd even have Miniguns in them.

 

 

Dunno where you're from bro, but Ive spent every Halloween crying about the fact that i didn't get any weaponry or vehicles, even though it was never promised, regardless of the fact that I TOTALLY convinced myself of the fact it was going to happen.

 

*terrible attempt at a sarcastic tone* You people obviously have never heard of "Christmas" have you?

 

 

 

f*ck AYE!!! Here's my prediction of the results of the Christmas DLC.

 

 

=]

[Darth_Rob]

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

[ugotsmoked]

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

Prove it.

[Darth_Rob]

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

Prove it.

 

 

I don't have to prove anything.

 

This is the Bitch & Moan thread.

All I have to do is bitch and moan!

Edited October 31, 2014 by Darth_Rob

[ugotsmoked]

 

 

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

Prove it.

 

I don't have to prove anything.

 

This is the Bitch & Moan thread.

All I have to do is bitch and moan!

Then you win...Your moaner of the day trophy will arrive in 7-10 business days.

[Darth_Rob]

 

 

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

Prove it.

 

I don't have to prove anything.

 

This is the Bitch & Moan thread.

All I have to do is bitch and moan!

Then you win...Your moaner of the day trophy will arrive in 7-10 business days.

 

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, buddy.

[ugotsmoked]

 

 

 

 

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

Prove it.

 

I don't have to prove anything.

 

This is the Bitch & Moan thread.

All I have to do is bitch and moan!

Then you win...Your moaner of the day trophy will arrive in 7-10 business days.

 

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, buddy.

Go ahead. Impress me.

[TheComedianIsDead]

If everyone cries and moans about no Halloween Update loud enough we'll all sound like ghosts and then it's like we don't even need a DLC because we made our own.

[DRBTHEBASEDGOD]

 

 

 

 

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

Prove it.

 

I don't have to prove anything.

 

This is the Bitch & Moan thread.

All I have to do is bitch and moan!

Then you win...Your moaner of the day trophy will arrive in 7-10 business days.

 

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, buddy.

Go ahead. Impress me.

 

 

*Grabs popcorn*

[GR Choke]

^ salt or sweet?

[DRBTHEBASEDGOD]

^ salt or sweet?

Salty. A dude's gotta get his 300% daily recommended sodium intake.

[TheComedianIsDead]

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

There was actually a Christmas event last year with snow on Christmas Day and Santa hats you could wear. So, not only is your bitching annoying, but it's unfounded and not worth backing up with 8 year old, puffy chested bravado. Especially because ugotsmoked will likely make you cry, and then your Mom won't let you come to the forum for the rest of the day. Just tell your parents you want a next gen console for Christmas with a shiny new copy of GTAV and, in the meantime, do a little reading and research before you open your juvenile yap hole.

 

No treats for you.

Edited October 31, 2014 by TheComedianIsDead

[ugotsmoked]

I prefer kettle corn.

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

Idgaf, I want zombies and an apocalyptic physical environment for just one day!

And why the hell is Cletus's cousin Billy rollin' up on me in a Caddie in free mode?

[The_darkest_side]

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

There was actually a Christmas event last year with snow on Christmas Day and Santa hats you could wear. So, not only is your bitching annoying, but it's unfounded and not worth backing up with 8 year old, puffy chested bravado. Especially because ugotsmoked will likely make you cry, and then your Mom won't let you come to the forum for the rest of the day. Just tell your parents you want a next gen console for Christmas with a shiny new copy of GTAV and, in the meantime, do a little reading and research before you open your juvenile yap hole.

No treats for you.

Your name is apt.

[Sir Michael]

I'm behind cover in a survival, albeit a pole wide enough to allow me to take cover, yet enemies in a f*cking car are able to drive in circles on the opposite side of said pole, hit the SEVERAL-INCHES of body that's exposed, and kill me!?!? How does that even make sense???

 

Artificial difficulty. Enemies retain their "X-ray" vision tactic and 100% accuracy, even on Easy. The only thing that changes is their health... Same goes for the number of them that spawn when the player count increases. Enemies don't employ a lot of tactics to begin with, and this doesn't change when we set the difficulty to hard. All that changes is their ability to survive a Heavy Sniper bullet to the chest, a logical irony in itself.

 

-Cops with their "fast" cars, with a light tap forcing your car left-right in the most erratic of ways.

-AI Lazers shooting their cannons in every three-dimensional direction in the known universe.

-Enemies spawning next to you (or behind you) after you killed them

-Going on alert mode or getting 1* for killing somebody not in sight of their comrades or fellow citizens ...

-Enemies using automatic weapons that get a magical RPM boost, having their Advanced Rifles and SMGs shoot as fast as miniguns... This also happens in Single Player. WHY IS THIS A THING???

 

The guys that made this game don't know what real difficulty is, and must be oblivious to their customers being fed up with this bullsh*t.

Edited October 31, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[Darth_Rob]

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

There was actually a Christmas event last year with snow on Christmas Day and Santa hats you could wear. So, not only is your bitching annoying, but it's unfounded and not worth backing up with 8 year old, puffy chested bravado. Especially because ugotsmoked will likely make you cry, and then your Mom won't let you come to the forum for the rest of the day. Just tell your parents you want a next gen console for Christmas with a shiny new copy of GTAV and, in the meantime, do a little reading and research before you open your juvenile yap hole.

 

No treats for you.

 

 

Santa hats. If that's all it takes for you to cream your jeans with joy, then you'll just love this year's Christmas DLC: Candy canes! Woo hoo!

 

They put a whole department to work on it. 150 people, not counting the guy who flips the snow switch every December 24th.

 

Hope you have room left on your hard drive, Skippy!

[Naroon]

I'm behind cover in a survival, albeit a pole wide enough to allow me to take cover, yet enemies in a f*cking car are able to drive in circles on the opposite side of said pole, hit the SEVERAL-INCHES of body that's exposed, and kill me!?!? How does that even make sense???

 

Artificial difficulty. Enemies retain their "X-ray" vision tactic and 100% accuracy, even on Easy. The only thing that changes is their health... Same goes for the number of them that spawn when the player count increases. Enemies don't employ a lot of tactics to begin with, and this doesn't change when we set the difficulty to hard. All that changes is their ability to survive a Heavy Sniper bullet to the chest, a logical irony in itself.

 

-Cops with their "fast" cars, with a light tap forcing your car left-right in the most erratic of ways.

-AI Lazers shooting their cannons in every three-dimensional direction in the known universe.

-Enemies spawning next to you (or behind you) after you killed them

-Going on alert mode or getting 1* for killing somebody not in sight of their comrades or fellow citizens ...

-Enemies using automatic weapons that get a magical RPM boost, having their Advanced Rifles and SMGs shoot as fast as miniguns... This also happens in Single Player. WHY IS THIS A THING???

 

The guys that made this game don't know what real difficulty is, and must be oblivious to their customers being fed up with this bullsh*t.

The AI ruins this game much too often. I love running Missions but when a stupid f*cking SUV barrels past me going Mach 9 and somehow insta-gibs my entire existence in less than a nanosecond, I feel like hitting R*'s HQ with a bunker buster. Don't even get me started on the broken wanted level system and the helicopters they send after you. Terrible spawns, just ugh.

[TheComedianIsDead]

 

 

If they didn't have any Christmas DLC last year they won't have any this year. It's not like there's anyone left in the Old Gen wing of Rockstar to code this sh*t anymore.

 

There was actually a Christmas event last year with snow on Christmas Day and Santa hats you could wear. So, not only is your bitching annoying, but it's unfounded and not worth backing up with 8 year old, puffy chested bravado. Especially because ugotsmoked will likely make you cry, and then your Mom won't let you come to the forum for the rest of the day. Just tell your parents you want a next gen console for Christmas with a shiny new copy of GTAV and, in the meantime, do a little reading and research before you open your juvenile yap hole.

No treats for you.

 

Santa hats. If that's all it takes for you to cream your jeans with joy, then you'll just love this year's Christmas DLC: Candy canes! Woo hoo!

 

They put a whole department to work on it. 150 people, not counting the guy who flips the snow switch every December 24th.

 

Hope you have room left on your hard drive, Skippy!

You said there was nothing for Christmas. I corrected you. No need to get so mad, little buddy! We're all wrong sometimes, just some (you) more than others (me).

 

And, in no way did I say I "creamed my jeans" for anything in GTA, or any video game for that matter. That's what the female members of your backwoods family are for

 

Still no treats for you. Go sit on a "snow switch".

[SAVILLAIN]

Do you remember all those Halloweens you used to spend as a child rifling through crates in order to find a t-shirt you might sort of nearly like? I do.

 

Thank you Rockstar for not giving into the pressure of your dumbass fans who demanded costumes or stormy weather or fog or zombies or chainsaws this Halloween. None of that, to my mind, has anything to do with this holiday. T-shirts in crates is where it's really at.