The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Sir Michael]

Hit an enemy with a car going 30-50 mph, gets back up and shoots most of your health away. Wut.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

-When you're playing and then your weapon's attachments just disappear entirely for no f*cking reason, and stays that way until you go to another instance.

 

-Still not pleased with the ridiculously-accurate AI. And how they somehow get even more accurate when they're in a vehicle (or if you're in a vehicle, and they're on foot, they can snipe you from 10 miles away with a pistol.) The AI literally cheats. They can hit you outside of the weapon's effective range no problem. They can dome you with a handgun or SMG while you're flying away in a helicopter. And let's not forget when the AI become bullet sponges and you end up using 20 bullets to kill one guy while he flops around on the floor like a moron. And ffs I hate the stupid sh*t they say as "taunts". "Bend over, here it comes!" Really? That's some sh*t I'd expect to hear from the 10-year olds who play CoD. It's just not even funny in this game. Pretty much all of the hostile NPC dialogue is trash in this game. At least the stuff the hostile NPC's said in GTA III and VC, for example, was often hilarious. "Somebody call a medic!"

 

-Don't understand why I'm always missing Meteorites in my inventory when I load the game up. What type of bug is this? Seems like R* always breaks something with each update.

 

-Very annoying how the game pauses anytime you press Down on the dpad to expand the minimap or see who is alive on your team.

 

-"Saving failed, unable to connect to Rockstar Cloud services"

 

-Try to join a job, the time of day changes, the camera shifts to another part of the map, you can clearly hear people in the lobby talking, nope, failed to connect to the server, go back to GTA V plz kthxbai

 

-Join a job, the ping attempt times out but the game has no time-out notification, so it just sits there forever until you reset the game or the system, gg R*

 

-Woefully inconsistent physics system. Drive over a snail, car literally does a backflip. Other player plows into me going 500 mph, he just ramps off of me as I sit there like a rock. Hit a ped's car going 10 mph, get launched all the way down the street and off a bridge.

 

-Doesn't matter what vehicle the NPC's get in, if they're chasing you, they're gonna catch up with you. Seeing cop cars catch up to a fully-upgraded Zentorno never stops being hilarious.

 

-Oh what, you're escaping the cops too easily? Here, let's spawn two helicopters out of thin air ten feet away from you.

 

-When one random A.I. depletes your entire armor and health bar in less than a second with their mythical insta-gib attack. Seriously, what the f*ck is this sh*t?

This post is so full of win.

OT: 99 bugs in the game, fix one bug now there's 999 bugs in the game. How R*, just how do you F*ck up this bad, games like Fallout and Skyrim can get away with screwing up this bad cause those games are f*cking massive and have so many things that can go wrong, but R*'s Gta has no excuse what so ever, It's GTA fixing one thing should not break a 1000 other things.

[§†range]

@above post. it's Simply very lazy programming. Instead of giving Ai varying levels and a degree of variety in difficulty and undredictability, they are programmed at x% of helth/damage, x% of accuracy, x% of driving speed/stats.

 

Very poor and lazy. If they took time to make AI a challenge in creative ways it would be less frustrating. Let's say an NPC that is excellent at cover and elusiveness, rather than being able to drive the Mule as quick as a super car. Or an NPC that's a master of melee etc etc.

 

tl/dr: Random stats given to npc AI rather than creative intelligence.

[iStealthDeath]

There's only ever a small percentage of modders who are kind, the rest are f*cking children who sit at home all day fooling themselves into this false reality that they are somehow "gods" because they can kill without being killed. I am sure, if you took away their mod tools and god mode, they'd be the player who gets their arse kicked so bad in GTA they end up having to host invite only/solo lobbies and the only way they can make friends is by offering money through mods. They are also the type of person to sexually pleasure themselves at the fact they have a higher advantage than most people too.

Edited October 20, 2014 by Stealth-Death

[houstoneagle]

There's only ever a small percentage of modders who are kind, the rest are f*cking children who sit at home all day fooling themselves into this false reality that they are somehow "gods" because they can kill without being killed. I am sure, if you took away their mod tools and god mode, they'd be the player who gets their arse kicked so bad in GTA they end up having to host invite only/solo lobbies and the only way they can make friends is by offering money through mods. They are also the type of person to sexually pleasure themselves at the fact they have a higher advantage than most people too.

 

I don't mind people sexually pleasuring themselves at the fact they have a higher KDR than most, as long as they didn't earn it thru godmode.

[CrysisAverted]

I joined a race, it was Long Haul 2, right off the bat some dude in a fugly Zentorno turns into me and runs me off the road, he eats it worse than I do. unfortunately we wen't from 1st and 2nd place to 8th and 9th place. I was ahead of him of course he caught up and past me thanks to slipstreaming. In a desperate attempt to catch up to everyone else I took a turn a bit harshly and exploded. I never managed to catch up to the others, the dude who rammed me left and I ended in 6th place.

 

Next race, I decide to stay since the basher left, unfortunately for me my Turismo is stupid on any objects underneath it. I decide to hold back so I don't get any of the typical idiots crashing into me, I end up crashing into the idiots in front of me either way. I try to catch up only to suddenly take off on a small curve. After I adjust myself I see myself catching up only to take off again when I drove over a small little plastic divider. I left.

 

I join a race on-call. I get put in too late to select my car, the race is a custom one with ramps and general bullsh*t around maze Tower. Needless to say my Turismo couldn't get over the ramps unless physics were broken. At one point I actually made progress only to find myself spawning when ever I crashed on top of one of the helipad lights leaving my Turismo unable to move. I DNF.

[AzelfandQuilava]

Why can I never get in a session where there's something happening between players? Seriously, I've heard everyone on this f*cking forum complain about griefers and tankers, but I've yet to come across anything of the sort cause everything session I join has everyone avoiding each other like the f*cking black plague.... can just one guy go nuts with a tank for once?

[houstoneagle]

Why can I never get in a session where there's something happening between players? Seriously, I've heard everyone on this f*cking forum complain about griefers and tankers, but I've yet to come across anything of the sort cause everything session I join has everyone avoiding each other like the f*cking black plague.... can just one guy go nuts with a tank for once?

 

No, not since the update. Everyone is scared to be put into the bad sport lobby, where the talent and aggression are about 10 times greater.

[GRINCH ASS BITCH]

Why can I never get in a session where there's something happening between players? Seriously, I've heard everyone on this f*cking forum complain about griefers and tankers, but I've yet to come across anything of the sort cause everything session I join has everyone avoiding each other like the f*cking black plague.... can just one guy go nuts with a tank for once?

 

I used to love Bad Sport because there was always drama. As soon as you logged in, you'd hear squeakers/'gangstas'/music players etc spamming chat or yelling at each other and it was pretty much open season. S­hit just isn't the same anymore.

[domini99]

Im trying to fight someone over here, mind your own business scrubs!

Seriously, why don't we have a "disable cops" option?
I shoot an EMPTY gun, so it only makes the click sound in the middle of the dessert, instant 1 star.

 

Now, when im trying to down someone in a helicopter or jet that keeps attacking me

[PowerKracker]

Great job, those who blow up the truck in front of the Titan in Titan of a Job. That makes the mission sooo finishable.

[hugh750]

Great job, those who blow up the truck in front of the Titan in Titan of a Job. That makes the mission sooo finishable.

i've had fellow players do that instead of driving the truck out of the way.

last night i ws doing the mission where you have to save juan, we pretty much had a fully lobby.

we managed to free him from the bad guys, i rode with juan to escort him to martin's house, for an npc driver he was pretty good, that' when it turned in a demolition derby, i know some players can be sh*t drivers, but this was intentional, it was like they where trying to keep juan from making it to martin's, i got killed, and spectated for about 10 - 20 minutes juan kept jacking cars etc and the other players kept slamming into him, juan finally broke away from them and made it to martin's house.

[Pomlei]

The f*cking pv spawning in missions

 

I love doing missions that are on the airport and the pv f*cking spawning in Paleto Bay

 

thanks, johnny

really f*cking helpful

[Black Terminator]

Can't even pick up prostitutes. Like the f*ck?

[NBAKingzFan10]

Great job, those who blow up the truck in front of the Titan in Titan of a Job. That makes the mission sooo finishable.

Just drive the wing over the charred truck and you'll be able to fly away. Even if there is damage to the Titan, it's never enough to make it unflyable. I once flew and landed a Titan with both of it's right engines disabled by the truck debris. It wasn't easy, but it can be done.

 

OT: I wish they would stop overpricing the sh*t out of everything each time new DLC comes out. It's bad enough most crap is already too expensive as it is, but I expect everything from the newest DLC to cost...

Edited October 21, 2014 by NBAKingzFan10

[Sir Michael]

^ I'm beginning to think that R* intentionally overprices content because of the numeorous money glitches that came around after the money purge. They probably know that thousands of people glitch, and priced items accordingly. Or cash cards, it can go either way... Yup, I just used that excuse. Lmao.

[Dumb guy]

^^ overpriced to sell cash kards

[CrysisAverted]

I like pouring gasoline on the ground next and leading to exits, then aiming and igniting it, unfortunately the majority of the time the npc's escape because it takes forever to aim at the ground when you're auto locking to every npc.

[PhoGarrett]

Can't even pick up prostitutes. Like the f*ck?

I think that was R*'s way of making sure people don't replicate that money glitch from the 1.15 or 1.16 update.

[LightningLord]

Sick of kids referring to the RPG as a bazooka. A Bazooka is a type of weapon used during World War II used to destroy tanks. The RPG serves a similar purpose, but instead of anti tank missiles, (in GTA) it's grenades launched at a fast speed. RPG is more compact, and has more recoil than a Bazooka. Little kids still call the RPG a Bazooka.

 

 

You can survive loads of bullets being fired at you, but the second someone slaps you with a pistol, you're dead.

[CReaper210]

Sick of kids referring to the RPG as a bazooka. A Bazooka is a type of weapon used during World War II used to destroy tanks. The RPG serves a similar purpose, but instead of anti tank missiles, (in GTA) it's grenades launched at a fast speed. RPG is more compact, and has more recoil than a Bazooka. Little kids still call the RPG a Bazooka.

 

 

You can survive loads of bullets being fired at you, but the second someone slaps you with a pistol, you're dead.

I will always call it a bazooka.

I don't care.

[LightningLord]

 

 

Sick of kids referring to the RPG as a bazooka. A Bazooka is a type of weapon used during World War II used to destroy tanks. The RPG serves a similar purpose, but instead of anti tank missiles, (in GTA) it's grenades launched at a fast speed. RPG is more compact, and has more recoil than a Bazooka. Little kids still call the RPG a Bazooka.

 

 

You can survive loads of bullets being fired at you, but the second someone slaps you with a pistol, you're dead.

I will always call it a bazooka.

I don't care.

I never asked people what do you call it. I'm stating that kids have incredibly limited knowledge on weapons.

[CReaper210]

 

 

Sick of kids referring to the RPG as a bazooka. A Bazooka is a type of weapon used during World War II used to destroy tanks. The RPG serves a similar purpose, but instead of anti tank missiles, (in GTA) it's grenades launched at a fast speed. RPG is more compact, and has more recoil than a Bazooka. Little kids still call the RPG a Bazooka.

 

 

You can survive loads of bullets being fired at you, but the second someone slaps you with a pistol, you're dead.

I will always call it a bazooka.

I don't care.

I never asked people what do you call it. I'm stating that kids have incredibly limited knowledge on weapons.

 

Doesn't matter.

[LahTigre]

Great job, those who blow up the truck in front of the Titan in Titan of a Job. That makes the mission sooo finishable.

I've actually blown it up before... and pulled off the mission to save face!

 

Granted I did so much damage to the Titan ramming it through the smouldering truck that three engines were on fire, but I managed to get the bird in the air using every inch of the runway. It was a tense flight.

[Metal Slime]

Players without mics. Players who can't afford PS4's and are jealous if those who can.

I have a mic. I just chose not to speak in random lobbies. It has nothing to do with money at all. Plus, I muted folks that I find annoying especially those with static mics, to putting up their ear bleeding music.

 

Great job, those who blow up the truck in front of the Titan in Titan of a Job. That makes the mission sooo finishable.

Not to mention parking their vehicle in front of the hanger, believing one small car won't be a problem. Sometimes I asked myself to why I bother playing with randoms. Edited October 22, 2014 by Zonnex

[DRBTHEBASEDGOD]

I hate the Zencheesegrater. I really do. It's like if a space ship and a rubik's cube had a drunk one-night stand and gave birth in the same toilet both of them vomited in 12 hours prior. I really. Really. Really. Hate the car. I'm not even upset it's bulletproof from the back, I'm just upset about how everyone and their mother drives one and they all have 2 of two paint schemes. Brightly colored like those Dixie cups from the 90's, or Jet black with a racing stripe. You see the occasional Chrome version but even then it's more of a novelty. The entire thing is garbage. It looks like it belongs in Need for Speed or something, it just doesn't fit in with traffic. It's the kind of car that 12 year olds rub one out to. Prior to GTA Online, I would have apathetically sighed at a Lamborghini. Now, it drives me into a seething rage. There is literally no variety here, everyone drives a Cheesegrater.

 

That doesn't even begin to cover the literal human garbage that drives these. On more times than I can count I've been shot at, stickied, ran over, and rammed. At least 80% of the time, it's a Cheesegrater. I'm fully aware that this comes standard the second I step out of my apartment, but it's always the same Car, with the same driver, with the same outfit. You know the outfit I'm talking about. Shirtless, covered in tattoos, and sporting bright cargo pants for the snapback on the SWAG sundae. I really hate these people. I really do.

 

Luckily I can get Cargobob's fairly easily now, so I can play my favorite past-time: Lawn Darts. Only with this it's the ocean and I have to find my own darts. But it's all good fun.

[nanderson187]

I get so sick of these pussy ass players in god mode! Not only are they in god mode, but they will run or drive straight into a gunbattle as if they aren't killing people and talking sh*t. Just lastnight I was in a lobby with my crew and every other person we ran across was in god mode. It's got to the point when I report, vote to kick and send video evidence in to R* to get these players banned something I've never done before. My crew and I were going against some crew just this morning we kicked their asses so I went to a roof an began sniping for the hell of it during the battle. Two of their guys left the area and come back a couple minutes later, go to another roof and sits there waiting to get a shot at me. I see them so I go off radar and shoot 4 rpgs at them, all direct hits, they don't die. I call them out over the mic for being in god mode and one guy tells me he did it because I'm on a roof. The same damn roof I shot them off of (mall roof across from mod shop) earlier. Eventually one left and the other stayed and came out of god mode so we took turned killing him (not jumping) until he left. Right after that another crew shows up in the lobby so I kill 2 of their members a 3-4 times apiece till they came together and I realized they were crewmates and were attempting to jump me. I just played smart and tactical keeping the upper hand on both. I noticed on them would always go in passive mode anytime he was exposed or to run to a roof or another hiding spot. I figured him out quick, it was sad cause he was a high rank an was bragging about his k/d. I killed his partner till he couldn't take it anymore and he would expose himself on a roof or out of an alley for a split second, I made sure to pay close attention to him because if he saw me aiming at him to long or felt he didn't have the upper hand he would go back passive. It was such a sad sight to see really. Hearing his partner bitch and cry about being killed forced him out and thats when I would kill him. He would just go back passive and find another spot, he did get me a few times though. After his partner left he immediately went back passive, inviting members of his crew in, in god mode, they killed players in the lobby including myself and kept proclaiming over the mic how superior they were and that everyone in the lobby sucked because no one could kill them. The one passive mode guy never came out of passive he sat there messaging me asking me if I wanted to join their crew. Well I turned my mic on and began my foul language rant about how much of a bitch their crew was and that my crew isn't full of pussies like theirs, he got offended and started ranting about how much better they are than us and everyone in the lobby. Needless to say I'm glad I record my gaming sessions and hopefully got a few god mode pussies banned.

 

Typed on my phone so probably going to see terrible English an misspelled words.

Edited October 22, 2014 by nanderson187

[Agent_Ace]

Can't wear hats with ponytail or loose tied.

 

 

Could've been as easy as this, rockstar.

Edited October 22, 2014 by Agent_Ace

[Dumb guy]

 

 

Sick of kids referring to the RPG as a bazooka. A Bazooka is a type of weapon used during World War II used to destroy tanks. The RPG serves a similar purpose, but instead of anti tank missiles, (in GTA) it's grenades launched at a fast speed. RPG is more compact, and has more recoil than a Bazooka. Little kids still call the RPG a Bazooka.

You can survive loads of bullets being fired at you, but the second someone slaps you with a pistol, you're dead.

I will always call it a bazooka.

I don't care.

I never asked people what do you call it. I'm stating that kids have incredibly limited knowledge on weapons.

They're kids, not marines.

[Judicious 7]

- The spawning in this game is terrible in freemo--- wait... in all game modes! Spawning 10-20 feet away from anyone is bad. It gives someone a huge advantage over a guy who has no way to defend himself.

- The cheating AI in this game. I could be 50 feet in a helicopter above them and they still manage to drop my health with pistols and smgs beyond their range.