The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[JON22]

If R* patches the shop door launch glitch then they are verified pricks.

[Zoots Remuvah]

Cash cards are buy one get one free this now in the UK/Europe, so I figure I'd get one just to speed things up with my 3rd account's characters - after all, can you be bothered to grind that much..

 

So I get's the cash, then the flaming connection stalls and I get put into single player.. go back into online and lo and behold.. teh cash had vanished! all 2.5M of it! Already been in touch with Rockstar and Tier One support was fast as.. now that it's gone upstairs it's all quiet... time for a bit of twitter abuse I reckon!

 

<insert more godmode ranting here>

 

and yeah, cockmode is really doing my nut in... specially when you get people that seem to think they need it to take on a level 10 character.. wtf?!?! Are they that shlt at the game!!!???!!??

[Cult Of Personality]

Is anyone getting this glitch? It's only started happening since the LTS update. How the f*ck does a Last Team Standing update have any effect on a rollercoaster?

 

 

[Boxguy21X]

Is anyone getting this glitch? It's only started happening since the LTS update. How the f*ck does a Last Team Standing update have any effect on a rollercoaster?

 

 

 

 

Maybe Rockstar is really desperate to piss off fans in any way they can, even resorting to messing with the 3 people who actually use the roller-coaster.

Edited October 19, 2014 by Boxguy21X

[mmm chocolate]

 

Ok so this one just takes the friggen cake..

 

I come across a god mode pussy. I know he was in god mod cuz i shot at him 30 times while he crossed the street with my carbine.

 

I take cover behind a car and go into passive mode.

 

I jump on top of the car and get shot in the face by the god mode pussy. WTF???

 

I attempt to report the god mode pussy.

 

My game freezes.

 

f*ck you R you dirty horse cock suckin scumbags!!!!

 

It's very important as soon as you realize they are godmode to get away from their line of fire, go into passive mode (make sure it doesn't glitch you back to non-passive after 10 seconds), and immediately report on the in-game menu for exploits before they kill you again or freeze you. Don't do all the other crap you did where he knows he is pissing you off to the point he knows for sure at that point you are going to report him, so that he doesn't pre-empt you by freezing you first. Here is the procedure:

 

1. Get out of godmode's line of fire.

2. Go passive. Make sure you stay passive (there is a passive glitch).

3. Report player to Rockstar for exploits (not game bug).

4. Review player to avoid for unsportsmanlike conduct.

5. Report player to Microsoft for unsportsmanlike conduct.

6. Message each player (in-game, not through Microsoft): "Player X is confirmed godmode. Please report for exploits then kick." But check to make sure you do not send this message to anyone who you saw riding with the godmode player or who is in the same crew as the godmode player.

7. Kick player from session.

8. Continue playing in session if possible, so your kick vote counts with others.

9. If player is kicked, you will notice his name disappear from list without the "Player X left" notification. (I think, not sure on that).

10. If godmode player kills you again after you have tried to leave him alone and avoid him, then leave the session. Hopefully he will not have frozen you by this point.

11. Last but not least, and above all, do NOT tell the player you are reporting that you have done so. Do not talk about it over the microphone and do not message him or his friends. Do it all anonymously. Don't worry, Rockstar will give him a load of bad sport points if you do this right.

 

Please like this post if this was helpful. Please add to this if anything is missed.

 

P.S.: Per Rockstar Games: If you see anyone in Grand Theft Auto Online using cheats/mods or doing anything else suspicious, send an email to [email protected] and include the following:

 

 

• Platform (PS3 or Xbox 360)
• Cheater’s Gamertag / PSN ID
• Description of the violation
• Approximate time/date of the violation
• If possible, please include concrete evidence, such as a video or a screenshot

They will investigate these reports.

 

This is ridiculous. NO ONE should have to do all this.

 

How about rockstar fix stuff so we dont have to do anything but play the f*cking game.

If R* patches the shop door launch glitch then they are verified pricks.

got a link to this? I missed out on the gate glitch.

[AceThaCreator]

I don't see why people subject themselves to god moding assh*les when you can just as easily switch lobbies or have a lobby exclusive to crew and friends only. If you choose to stay in there with them, your only inflating their e-peen even more.

[Naroon]

I don't see why people subject themselves to god moding assh*les when you can just as easily switch lobbies or have a lobby exclusive to crew and friends only. If you choose to stay in there with them, your only inflating their e-peen even more.

This. Invite-Only is the way to go.

[mmm chocolate]

Totally agree. This thread would be alot shorter if people realized that they were doing it to themselves in a way.

[CHIEFSTA]

Why does the rear axle have to be so out of place from the the front axle?

Same with the Dominator, that one issue ruined these cars for me SMH.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why the f*ck can't there be a spoiler less variant of the Comet like the Elegy for example,

look how sexy it is without that sh*t wing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This rusty crap mocks me from the old days in GTA SA where there was a CLEAN Voodoo.

What exactly gave them the stupid idea of implementing a rusty ass Voodoo.

They could've at least made a clean variant as well like they did with the Tornado, Emperor, Rebel, BF Surfer, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where are the damn hydros? I thought LS was supposed to be based on LA?

SA had more of an LA vibe...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not a big deal but why would R* make the Sultan a 4 door?

It's a sports car, the older one seemed more true to it's class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

One custom plate on every car sucks.

I'm sure R* knows about the Yankton vanity plates, why not take positive notice & add some of the sh*t we struggle to get.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We should have easy access to open the trunk/hood of our cars...

Having to go through the hassle of damaging the car to showoff the interior for shows, photography etc becomes a drag.

We should also have more accessibilty to our cars while in the garage.

There's a scene in the introduction of GTA online in which appears to be a guy working under the hood of a car in a 10 car garage we have now.

What happened with that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

And for some who fancy the lowering glitch, why not give an added option to purchase a special suspension kit that allows one to adjust the ride height rather than buying one of the 4-5 suspension kits available.

This special suspension kit could also work for lifting trucks for some of the off road crowd.

Positive to raise the height & negative would obviously be to lower the height.

Hydraulics could make an introduction in the same category.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope R* implements better detailed customizations & little improvements like these for next gen consoles.

 

 

 

Praying for the original Blista Compact

 

 

Edited October 19, 2014 by CHIEFSTA

[JON22]

 

 

 

How about rockstar fix stuff so we dont have to do anything but play the f*cking game.

 

If R* patches the shop door launch glitch then they are verified pricks.

got a link to this? I missed out on the gate glitch.

Can't provide a link. Saw it a while back after R* patched the gate launch. But I tried it yesterday and it does work. If you're the one taking cover behind the shop door it can crash your game though. My screen froze when I was teleported to the sky and died...but I did have the xbox guide menu open at the time though.

 

OT: Titan still locked boo R* >]:~[

[WRATH_OF_POWER]

Get invited to play a mission > Accept > Start Mission > Every player leaves...

Waste of load up time.

[iStealthDeath]

The fact that NPCs can snipe you from a mile away with an assault rifle surprises me! Hell they can even f*cking shoot through walls! What's next? They go invisible and all this sh*t becomes like COD? Flying jetpack NPCs who can snipe you in a millisecond with a pistol stronger than 20 RPGs fired at once? GG R*

[WRATH_OF_POWER]

The fact that NPCs can snipe you from a mile away with an assault rifle surprises me! Hell they can even f*cking shoot through walls! What's next? They go invisible and all this sh*t becomes like COD? Flying jetpack NPCs who can snipe you in a millisecond with a pistol stronger than 20 RPGs fired at once? GG R*

This!

 

And not even go invisible, the enemies just spawn near / next to you.

[iStealthDeath]

 

The fact that NPCs can snipe you from a mile away with an assault rifle surprises me! Hell they can even f*cking shoot through walls! What's next? They go invisible and all this sh*t becomes like COD? Flying jetpack NPCs who can snipe you in a millisecond with a pistol stronger than 20 RPGs fired at once? GG R*

This!

 

And not even go invisible, the enemies just spawn near / next to you.

 

 

I agree! Most of the time they don't even show up on the minimap until they've killed you too!

[WRATH_OF_POWER]

 

 

The fact that NPCs can snipe you from a mile away with an assault rifle surprises me! Hell they can even f*cking shoot through walls! What's next? They go invisible and all this sh*t becomes like COD? Flying jetpack NPCs who can snipe you in a millisecond with a pistol stronger than 20 RPGs fired at once? GG R*

This!

 

And not even go invisible, the enemies just spawn near / next to you.

 

 

I agree! Most of the time they don't even show up on the minimap until they've killed you too!

 

I know right!

 

Full rage LOL!

[houstoneagle]

I was flying a buzzard and shot a guided missile 4 times at the enemy buzzard with a red lock the whole time on all 4 shots. He dodged a bit but not some great move, and like I said, lock on him the whole time. Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss. Then I hear simultaneously a lock-on sound (no beep warning) and the death-sound because now I am dead.

Moral of the story: He who has been pwned shall pwn.

[CrysisAverted]

Doing that one Zentorno only race, Guy in pink zentorno smashes into me, spins out and I gain a huge lead, soon after I get passed by everyone because catchup is bullsh*t. Eventually I end up last after getting rear ended, side swiped, climbed over, pitted into dividers/traffic/walls. Also every driver that passed me magically always ate sh*t in front of me blocking my paths.

Edited October 20, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[_Tacts]

Five times just to access a public Online session is NOT on.... wasted fifteen f*cking minutes because of Rockstar's incompetence regarding this "Timed out loading session" bullsh*t that's been happening every time I try to go Online post-1.17.

 

If the time of day changes and I can hear people on their mics, I'm not sure how it "times out" when I'm practically in the session already.

 

Fix your sh*t R* if you really want people to move to Next-gen.

Edited October 20, 2014 by Tacts_21

[Sir Michael]

Just spectating these two dudes in God Mode killing cops and anybody in their general area, all while "surviving" their bounties. Glad I went to the garage right away instead of chasing them... Because f*ck playing fair, right??

[§†range]

Invited to a race: Accepts. "Invites are disabled for this job"

[Shaundi.]

If your game has overpowered AI that shoot, it's a sign of a broken game.

 

I was doing Landing Gear with crew members last night, I take cover next to my Sadler which is enough to not get hit by enemy gunfire. I snipe the guys in the smaller hangar. I was completely hidden because the Sadler is tall but I still die from enemy gunfire from the guy at the control tower.

 

Wow. Such terminator accuracy. So kill.

[houstoneagle]

Invited to a race: Accepts. "Invites are disabled for this job"

 

Yeah, and my friend invited me to a session, and I get in and the error message says "This is a friend only session, returning you to GTA5." I double check to see if he invited me then quick-defriended me (lol) of course he didn't.... gg rock*

[OfficialTwiggz]

Was in a car meet lobby, having fun for about ten minutes.

 

Automatically gets booted from xbox live, probably my connection, whatever.

 

So I message my friend back "inv again lol"

 

While I got kicked back into single player, I get the invite. Tried to join and whoops "Rockstar is unable to load the character"

 

So then I go into the selection wheel and click my online protag.

 

Works like a a charm. I THEN have to message my friend, once again to send another invite.

 

All of that in about ten minutes.

[garyharry]

I did a 6 person race a few hours ago, and they were the worst bunch of drivers I have ever seen.

Traffic was on, and the race took place on a 2-lane road. The person who started the race in position #1 stayed in first place the entire race, because everyone behind him kept crashing into cars and blocking the small country road, thereby blocking everyone behind them. I started in position #6. I stood no chance, even when I tried to wait for my moment to pass them. Every single time, out of nowhere, someone somewhere up ahead would cause a pileup, and either I was so close that I'd hit them, or I had to slow down significantly to avoid the wreckage. The person who started in position #1 beat the sh!t out of everyone else.

 

They were all in the same crew.

Guess what their name was.

"The Midnight Club" crew.

Before I chose Freemode, I spoke into my mic - "For a crew named 'Midnight Club', you guys are awful drivers"

wow tough guy

[hugh750]

Was in a car meet lobby, having fun for about ten minutes.

 

Automatically gets booted from xbox live, probably my connection, whatever.

 

So I message my friend back "inv again lol"

 

While I got kicked back into single player, I get the invite. Tried to join and whoops "Rockstar is unable to load the character"

 

So then I go into the selection wheel and click my online protag.

 

Works like a a charm. I THEN have to message my friend, once again to send another invite.

 

All of that in about ten minutes.

its rockstar's cloud server (no doubt).

[OfficialTwiggz]

 

 

Was in a car meet lobby, having fun for about ten minutes.

 

Automatically gets booted from xbox live, probably my connection, whatever.

 

So I message my friend back "inv again lol"

 

While I got kicked back into single player, I get the invite. Tried to join and whoops "Rockstar is unable to load the character"

 

So then I go into the selection wheel and click my online protag.

 

Works like a a charm. I THEN have to message my friend, once again to send another invite.

 

All of that in about ten minutes.

its rockstar's cloud server (no doubt).

Could be my console, too. Every time I load it up, it sounds like a lawn mower taking a sh*t above a pile of broken glass. I then have to hit the disk drive in order for the game to read. But once it recognizes the disc, everything is fine.

 

Except for trying to join online my first session, I get in and hear people, Then it goes "timed out connecting to session. Please return to single player."

 

Ugh the struggle just to play this game is too much. Cannot wait until November 18th

[The_darkest_side]

When you are in a queue to join your mates in their session and it pops with the message that theres a space for you. You think "woohoo" and hit "join".

 

Only to be told the session is full and that you need to queue. Rinse repeat.

[iStealthDeath]

When you are in a queue to join your mates in their session and it pops with the message that theres a space for you. You think "woohoo" and hit "join".

 

Only to be told the session is full and that you need to queue. Rinse repeat.

Every time.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

When you are in a queue to join your mates in their session and it pops with the message that theres a space for you. You think "woohoo" and hit "join".

 

Only to be told the session is full and that you need to queue. Rinse repeat.

IKR?!?!? Why is it so hard to play with our friends in this game? You would of thought R* would of added something like possies from Red Dead Redemptions multiplayer but nope.

 

Instead were constantly fighting to be put into the same session as them.

Edited October 20, 2014 by Awesom-0

[Naroon]

-When you're playing and then your weapon's attachments just disappear entirely for no f*cking reason, and stays that way until you go to another instance.

 

-Still not pleased with the ridiculously-accurate AI. And how they somehow get even more accurate when they're in a vehicle (or if you're in a vehicle, and they're on foot, they can snipe you from 10 miles away with a pistol.) The AI literally cheats. They can hit you outside of the weapon's effective range no problem. They can dome you with a handgun or SMG while you're flying away in a helicopter. And let's not forget when the AI become bullet sponges and you end up using 20 bullets to kill one guy while he flops around on the floor like a moron. And ffs I hate the stupid sh*t they say as "taunts". "Bend over, here it comes!" Really? That's some sh*t I'd expect to hear from the 10-year olds who play CoD. It's just not even funny in this game. Pretty much all of the hostile NPC dialogue is trash in this game. At least the stuff the hostile NPC's said in GTA III and VC, for example, was often hilarious. "Somebody call a medic!"

 

-Don't understand why I'm always missing Meteorites in my inventory when I load the game up. What type of bug is this? Seems like R* always breaks something with each update.

 

-Very annoying how the game pauses anytime you press Down on the dpad to expand the minimap or see who is alive on your team.

 

-"Saving failed, unable to connect to Rockstar Cloud services"

-Try to join a job, the time of day changes, the camera shifts to another part of the map, you can clearly hear people in the lobby talking, nope, failed to connect to the server, go back to GTA V plz kthxbai

 

-Join a job, the ping attempt times out but the game has no time-out notification, so it just sits there forever until you reset the game or the system, gg R*

 

-Woefully inconsistent physics system. Drive over a snail, car literally does a backflip. Other player plows into me going 500 mph, he just ramps off of me as I sit there like a rock. Hit a ped's car going 10 mph, get launched all the way down the street and off a bridge.

 

-Doesn't matter what vehicle the NPC's get in, if they're chasing you, they're gonna catch up with you. Seeing cop cars catch up to a fully-upgraded Zentorno never stops being hilarious.

 

-Oh what, you're escaping the cops too easily? Here, let's spawn two helicopters out of thin air ten feet away from you.

 

-When one random A.I. depletes your entire armor and health bar in less than a second with their mythical insta-gib attack. Seriously, what the f*ck is this sh*t?