The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CJPNE]

Okay. we're in a Last Team Standing game. It's one with tanks (I wouldn't have played had I checked beforehand) and we're two on one, with one of our team mates in a tank. Anyway, our tank guy seems terrified of the one remaining enemy (who isn't in a tank), because he won't go towards him. I had died by this point (that's another rant for another post) so I was watching him, the enemy was inside a hangar, he just kept shooting at the wall and other things. Anyway, he keeps doing this, then the enemy jumps into a tank, goes to kill our other team mate who is on foot them comes back and completely obliterates our tank guy.

 

It was baffling, all he had to do was go around the corner and shoot and it was over.

[§†range]

Okay. we're in a Last Team Standing game. It's one with tanks (I wouldn't have played had I checked beforehand) and we're two on one, with one of our team mates in a tank. Anyway, our tank guy seems terrified of the one remaining enemy (who isn't in a tank), because he won't go towards him. I had died by this point (that's another rant for another post) so I was watching him, the enemy was inside a hangar, he just kept shooting at the wall and other things. Anyway, he keeps doing this, then the enemy jumps into a tank, goes to kill our other team mate who is on foot them comes back and completely obliterates our tank guy.

 

It was baffling, all he had to do was go around the corner and shoot and it was over.

LOL thats why he was YOUR teams last man standing he was afraid to move. I've played paintball IRL with people like this. It is baffling for sure, it's paint,everything will be ok, maybe a bad welt for a day or two. Stuck frozen, imagine them in real combat loooool.

[Nocturnaldemon]

Alright I'm not sure if it's me or if it's really true, but it seems like cars/bikes get dirty pretty quick, too quick for my liking
I came out of the ls customs shop in La Mesa, took a ride to grove street and my car is already dirty again.... Oh and give me back my pure black windows ffs.

[CrysisAverted]

Tried connecting online for the past 30 minutes, constantly sent back to singleplayer where I freeze when loading prompting me to quit the game and reload it, if load times were counted into your overall playtime I would have over 90 days

[CrysisAverted]

Finally get on, finally get to race, guy crashes into barrier putting me in the lead by a wide margin, Oops nope just lag, rear ends me and spins me out. Quit.

[Naroon]

Why does this game keep taking it upon itself to continue automatically adding my crew emblem to my new supercar? Why? WHY?! I don't f*cking want that emblem on there, and I shouldn't have to drive to LSC every two seconds to have it removed.

[Punisher106]

I should mention the amount of necks I want to slit because of these races. Why must everybody constantly slam into me, more than others? these f*cking 300-pound neckbeards need to know how to play fair.

[CrysisAverted]

I'm driving fine when suddenly a Blade slams into my left side causing my Sabre to fly off a bridge, I later my car directly into his car at full speed while he just started accelerating and the result? He pushes me back and continues on his merry way like I wasn't there.

 

I hope they introduce a race type that adds 30 seconds for every collision you have.

[HollywoodVice]

Fix the damn pure black window tint already.

 

I'm not wasting more cash to put on the next step lighter tint when in actuality is DARKER?!?! Dumb ass's...

[Vin89]

 

People who create ass long races that don't give you enough time to finish if you're like 15 seconds behind, then you finish and for 15 minutes of intense competing you get like 1k or something...

People who host jobs, invite you, then leave the job...

People in ugly as hell supercars with NO driving skills so driving with them takes 10 times longer than using some average car with a good driver

how long are you talking about? laps or ptp? if its over 7 miles ptp i leave because most ones i have played are boring and made badly

 

PTP. The one I played was boring as hell...almost no need for using brakes.

[CrysisAverted]

Join back into freeroam, luckily a 7k bounty is near, I could totally get it, start going fast, freeze for the longest time because the game decides to re-render the map, unfreeze momentarily to see that I will in fact slam into a wall going 100mph on a bike, freeze again, crash and see bounty on other side of map. Finally catch up to bounty, leaves the game.

 

*edit* retyping this because even though I was typing just fine backspace sent my browser back a page*

 

Join a race "loss leader" and get smashed into a column sending me off the overpass, im narutally done with this bs and leave only to spawn frozen and invinisble while some dude who I guess was waiting there for me strangely enough, empties 4 magz into me. wth is with this facking game man.

 

Join another race, as always slipstream decides to kick in on a hard turn and obviously my coquette classic goes flying out of bounds.

Edited October 9, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[§†range]

You know who you are, whoever put the f*cking LTS corona right on the helipad at sandy shores. Nice placement, you had the whole f*cking airfield to use. Now you either get into a gang attack or enter someones sh*t LTS job while just trying to get into a helicopter.

 

go f*ck yourself, placed for promotion.

[-Silence*]

People who start a mission in the middle of nowhere, on top of a hill/mountain, with no roads in sight so you basically commit suicide because you take a step and fall all the way down said hill/mountain.

[TheNarrative]

People who start a mission in the middle of nowhere, on top of a hill/mountain, with no roads in sight so you basically commit suicide because you take a step and fall all the way down said hill/mountain.

 

Or in their f*cking apartment. If any of those things happen I exit straight away.

[Naroon]

The inconsistencies with using weapons from your vehicles. One moment your character will start shooting normally, then decides to pause without your consent and smash the window for no f*cking reason. Even more baffling when they do this when you're in a roofless car.

 

Also when you try to use a grenade from the vehicle, sometimes your character will properly get ready to throw the grenade like they're supposed to, but other times they just randomly decide not only is the grenade's fuse gonna activate, but they're just gonna casually drop the nade right next to the vehicle. I've literally died from this stupid bullsh*t. I've tried smashing the button and lightly pressing it, there's no f*cking rhyme or reason I can detect for this randomness. Gr8 gaem design, C*.

[CrysisAverted]

Guy bashes into me enough to make me miss point after previously not having a scratch on my ride. he leaves because he also spun out and couldn't recover.

[Black Terminator]

When bitches starts to leave a team death match!

[CrysisAverted]

I get killed in a situation I could have easily won except when I tried to do a tacticool roll I thrust forward like a real r-tard

[Naroon]

>on a rooftop

>try to climb down ladder

>character decides to dive off roof head-first instead

[LightningLord]

>on a rooftop

>try to climb down ladder

>character decides to dive off roof head-first instead

I hate that. What ever happened to tapping a button to get on stairs? Half the time the game doesn't recognize the damn ladder and I fall like an idiot.

[kaindayo]

As entertaining as freeroaming may be, online its almost ran useless. Why is this? Well, because the pressance of police is way too strong. You cant do sh*t without obtaining a wanted star almost instantly. No matter your activity, unless your playing tennis you are contantly running from the cops... It's non stop... The sound effect of sirens... omg... enough already.. give us an option to turn off the sirens at least geez... I do job mission just to get away from the sound of sirens.

 

edit. Not only do they spawn limitlessly... They aim to kill. So your forced to die, or fight. I dont like having to die every 3 minutes because R* made everything we like to do insta-star.

 

Edit2: I would love to duke it out with players on the streets, but its pointless... Both of us end up fighting helicopters.

What I would have done was made a 6 hour break each day called donut hour where players can go nuts and the cops dont do jack, only the military bases would still be active.

Edited October 10, 2014 by kaindayo

[CrysisAverted]

About to sticky a dudes car in a GTA race, its 1v1 race and he tried bashing me into a wall right off the bat, certain victory gone the second I freeze, completely miss my target and waste two stickies on nothing. I still won though, he couldn't drive lul

 

Go on-call for another race, 6 people, race starts, I'm placed in a sh*tty long haul 2 redux race alone.

 

 

 

I'm about do a ramp in my bike down by the docks, of course the ramp doesn't render and I go straight into the water. Shortly after I myself dry a special crate drops and I get kicked back to singleplayer.

Edited October 10, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[_Tacts]

Deathmatches require little skill. It's all about where you spawn. Give me the GTA IV style DMS any day to this sh*t

[GR Choke]

I should mention the amount of necks I want to slit because of these races. Why must everybody constantly slam into me, more than others? these f*cking 300-pound neckbeards need to know how to play fair.

cut their throats with the blade give 'em gill slits

 

anyway try hosting non contact races

[Spacedog08]

I hate the limited range of the 50 cal heavy sniper rifle. In reality a 50 cal is deadly over a mile away. Last night I put a griefer in my crosshairs & he was out of range.

If you can see a target, then you should be able to reach them with a 50 cal heavy sniper rifle.

[ChrilLe]

This f*cking racoon mask bitch just kept pulling his stupid RPG out, cause it seems like he doesn't know how to use a proper gun in CQB.

 

f*cking pussy trick.

[cipher656]

supercars (all of them)

 

People who start a mission in the middle of nowhere, on top of a hill/mountain, with no roads in sight so you basically commit suicide because you take a step and fall all the way down said hill/mountain.

 

Or in their f*cking apartment. If any of those things happen I exit straight away.

 

 

I just stay in their apartment and smoke bongs all mission, if they kick me out of their apartment i go to mine.

[Judicious 7]

- Cops have X-ray vision

- Free Mode battles aren't as cool as I used to think. It seems like problems are solved with drive-by sticky bombing. Once out on the street, minguns & RPGs are out and about.

- A station wagon can do Mach 5 when an NPC is driving it.

[Cult Of Personality]

You can only place 5 different vehicle types in the LTS creator mode. What is the point of that? Variety is the spice of life. I can place 30 of the same vehicle but I can't put more than 5 different vehicle types? Jesus christ.

[Naroon]

As entertaining as freeroaming may be, online its almost ran useless. Why is this? Well, because the pressance of police is way too strong. You cant do sh*t without obtaining a wanted star almost instantly. No matter your activity, unless your playing tennis you are contantly running from the cops... It's non stop... The sound effect of sirens... omg... enough already.. give us an option to turn off the sirens at least geez... I do job mission just to get away from the sound of sirens.

 

edit. Not only do they spawn limitlessly... They aim to kill. So your forced to die, or fight. I dont like having to die every 3 minutes because R* made everything we like to do insta-star.

 

Edit2: I would love to duke it out with players on the streets, but its pointless... Both of us end up fighting helicopters.

What I would have done was made a 6 hour break each day called donut hour where players can go nuts and the cops dont do jack, only the military bases would still be active.

Yeah, it's incredibly f*cking stupid. You can shoot an NPC at night time in a dark alleyway with no witnesses and with a suppressed weapon, and you *still* instantly get a wanted level. It's even worse than it was in the old games.

 

I also hate the way it works with Simeon's stupid ass. You can't simply opt out of his stupid vehicle wish-list, so if you just so happen to get inside of a vehicle that he wants, BAM, instant two-star wanted level. What type of crap is that? How the hell do the cops just *know* you're in the vehicle? And how omnipotent are they that they know the reason you're in said vehicle?

 

It would make sense if there was a witness or something who called the cops after seeing you commit a crime, but this game is simply broken. You can blow an NPC's brains out while they're in their car, get inside, and STILL get a text message from their f*cking ghost telling you they put a bounty on you. Seriously, you'd expect better from Rockstar. So much of the sh*t that happens in GTA Online is flat out retarded.