The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[TheKingChivas]

What is the point of a mugger, if the player they mug from can easily kill them when back on their feet!

 

 

There are actually 2 points:

 

1 - If you're near someone with a bounty on them and you get them with a mugger, you have a better chance of getting an easy kill on them (I've had it tried on me...it didn't work well for them lol)

 

2 - To annoy the hell out of the player you just mugged

[Sir Michael]

Too many Lazers, too many reverse-Zentrollnos, people killing me the second I spawn into a lobby, motorcycle drive-bys in free aim, etc... Game is loaded with trigger-happy trolls. Just about ruined my Deathmatch K/D.

 

EDIT: It's about time to get rid of the explosive rounds on the Lazer... Such an anti-climatic way to die by a cannon that spits grenade-power bullets.

Edited September 27, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[E•MO•TION]

lol

 

I just noticed today that these c*nts got rid of the wavy bob hairstyle, apparently in favor for those stupid mullets.

 

 

 

 

It's the only hairstyle I look sexy in.

[jiggaman1]

Wrong thread- please delete

Edited September 27, 2014 by jiggaman1

[cjdavies]

GTA race should be a minimum of 3 laps.

[Agent_Ace]

GTA race should be a minimum of 3 laps.

Awkward moment when it's a full map race.

[cjdavies]

 

GTA race should be a minimum of 3 laps.

Awkward moment when it's a full map race.

 

 

GTA race should be a minimum of 3 laps if short race lap

 

 

Some players with bounties who are cowards and need to wall breach.

Edited September 28, 2014 by cjdavies

[Cripto136]

R* replacing the ability to crouch for some broken stealth system.

[§†range]

http://aretheheiststhereyet.com/

[Shaundi.]

One hit hacks in free aim..

[sultangris]

One hit hacks in free aim..

its not a hack, its called a headshot, lol!

[Shaundi.]

 

One hit hacks in free aim..

 

its not a hack, its called a headshot, lol!

It wasn't a headshot. Some German squeaker welding an SMG one hit killed the entire lobby. It was so annoying

[sultangris]

 

 

One hit hacks in free aim..

its not a hack, its called a headshot, lol!

It wasn't a headshot. Some German squeaker welding an SMG one hit killed the entire lobby. It was so annoying

 

ah, thats a script kiddie or modder. they can do all sorts of stuff that lags the game. they will be gone in ps4 version.

[Agent_Ace]

Too many unknown network errors.

[The Spook]

Freezing issues. Idiots who join jobs and just stand there, or just to make you fail. Morons who push you out of cover in survival to steal your space, just to be shot and killed themselves 5 seconds later.

[Kilroy_562]

Had a jet griefer kill me, no big deal.. happens all the time. My crew mate sniped him from the jet.(nice shot!). i killed him a couple of times on the ground, he killed me a couple times on the ground, all good.

He gets another jet and starts griefing again. i run into the construction site by the vinewood mall. He complains that I'm a pussy because i won't stand out in the open so he can kill me. i inadvertently start the gang attack that is there and now he can't kill me even though he's getting good hits because I'm in the gang attack.

He starts crying because he thinks I'm in god mode (something i don't know how to do, have never, and will never do), has everyone vote to kick me and report me. LMAO!, a griefer reporting me because he got outsmarted and couldn't grief me any more.., the irony!!!! Priceless.....

[Sir Michael]

They need to remove K/D from freemode... My 1.93 primarily came from deathmatches, and it got slaughtered by jet griefers and Zentorno trolls. Now I dropped down to 1.83 in just the past week because of FM.

[Vro]

 

GTA race should be a minimum of 3 laps.

Awkward moment when it's a full map race.

 

aren't full map races point to point though?

[ExtremeTorque]

They need to remove K/D from freemode... My 1.93 primarily came from deathmatches, and it got slaughtered by jet griefers and Zentorno trolls. Now I dropped down to 1.83 in just the past week because of FM.

I'd move further forward and have it removed from everywhere.It's a stat that people get obsessed with and end up changing their way of playing the game to feed that obsession.

 

One thing I loved about Free Mode in IV MP was that kills and deaths didn't count anywhere,they weren't even registered on the servers.That's how FREE mode should be.

Edited September 28, 2014 by Bombshock

[TheNarrative]

I pray for the day where I am not the last person standing on LS Connection. Such an easy mission, don't know how many people fail at it.

[jiggaman1]

When you're in the mood for some rooftop sniping, only for it to be a foggy day.

[KashKashMania]

Am i the only one who seems to get stuck dealing with a police helicopter while only having a 1 star wanted level? Like just now. I went and broke into a car and low and behold on my radar is the nice red and blue flashing helicopter blades so I glance up to corner of my TV and look at that! only 1 star!

[chainsoar]

The whole drama with youtubers. People say "if you don't like them, don't watch their videos." Not that simple, though, is it? I go to look for news on updates - oh look, all the google results are youtube channels and all the major gaming news sites quote youtube 'tipsters.' Fact is, these guys put themselves out there for the world to judge and criticise, and you can't put people down for providing critique.

 

Honestly though I'm just waiting for the day that they all inadvertently lock themselves into an infinite babble loop and destroy themselves like a robot in Star Trek when Kirk asks it to define love.

 

"uhhhh yeah so guys all you guys need to do guys is just hit that like button guys and I'll try to bring you guys another update as soon as possible guys, uhhhhhh so uhhhh yeah guys just hit that like and uh yeah guys what you guys need to do guys is GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS UH YEAH SO UH YEAHSO SOSOSOSOGUYS" *boom*

[Sir Michael]

Free aim = roll, shoot, dead, rinse and repeat. I'm so done with it... GTA IV's FA sh*ts all over this game's poor excuse of a shooting mode. Why couldn't R* implement a normal type of aim assist, y'know, like the one we see in CoD, Halo, Battlefield, Gears of War, and all other shooters? I can't aim for my life with these joysticks, and it doesn't help that our characters have such a heavy motion to them.

 

Deathmatches are complete garbage. "Reveal all player positions" is actually an option? f*cking pathetic.

 

You know what, PvP IS A GOD DAMN JOKE... Sticking to racing for the rest of my life. ._.

Edited September 29, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

Can we nerf all the people that want nerfs?

Sometimes people get the upperhand on me and I have an algorithm in which I follow if this occurs:

1. Accept that it is my fault (unless they are cheating without any room for doubt) that the person has gotten the upperhand.

2. Brain does a split second cost-risk-importance level analysis

3. IF I'm absolutely bored THEN engage in further battle ELSE go passive AND/OR switch session

There is no go run to GTA Forums or Rockstar Support to immediately cry about how overpowered my opponent's weapon is.

[§†range]

Can we nerf all the people that want nerfs?

Sometimes people get the upperhand on me and I have an algorithm in which I follow if this occurs:

1. Accept that it is my fault (unless they are cheating without any room for doubt) that the person has gotten the upperhand.

2. Brain does a split second cost-risk-importance level analysis

3. IF I'm absolutely bored THEN engage in further battle ELSE go passive AND/OR switch session

There is no go run to GTA Forums or Rockstar Support to immediately cry about how overpowered my opponent's weapon is.

Uhh, it's surely an underage majority on the support site or the most immature adults I have ever witnessed.

[Nacho Z]

I was floating idly around in my Buzzard watching what people were up to when I noticed a high rank player spawn killing a couple of level fives in his Zentorno, so I sent a mugger after him to help them out a bit. It worked as the mugger dragged him out of his car and drove off, I lolled.

 

He went into his apartment after that and I assumed he'd sent the mugger after me in retribution so I thought I'd troll him a bit. I flew up the map looking for a low building to land on so I could watch the mugger try and fail to get me and eventually found one that was too high to climb up.

 

I was pretty surprised to see the mugger, metres below me on the ground, do the robbing animation into thin air, and then teleport upwards into my Buzzard, leaving me sprawled on the ground.

 

I didn't realise muggers had superpowers but I do now.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

So here we are. An entire year of gta online. We still dont have what was promised since launch.

 

Holy sh*t!!! You f*cks at R* have had over twelve God damn months to release something that should of been here since launch. Jesus Christ! Maybe if you spent more time on actually delivering the heists instead of releasing some trash DLC that maes our players look like fa**ots (No offence) , we probably could of had heists months ago. It should of not taken an entire year, for a Billion dollar, AAA company like R* to release something like heists! You can shove your over priced "DLC" and cash cards up your ass. Not to mention that im stil getting stuck in the cloud cam for five minutes straight, just to be put into an empty lobby. But its okay because we've got all of this wonderful artwork to look at. YIPPIE!!!

 

-One pissed off consumer.

 

 

So yeah, rant over i guess.

Edited September 30, 2014 by Awesom-0

[D3RPYGUY720]

Yet where are the goddamned heists? Or better yet, WHERE IS 1.17? It's almost been a year since heists have been confirmed for online in regular online, but NOOOOOOOO! Their just gonna hold em back. It's their dead horse they kick about every 3 months or so.

[GR Choke]

i really think heists will be xb1/ps4 only