The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[meatrocket8]

B&M.....God Mode is back & in full force.

[chainsoar]

More of a boast than a bitch tbh, but there's nowhere else to put it, so here goes -

 

Dear nerd-raging bigot who followed me to a new session,

 

5-2, you got bitchslapped.

 

kthxbai

[Ezza.]

More of a boast than a bitch tbh, but there's nowhere else to put it, so here goes -

 

Dear nerd-raging bigot who followed me to a new session,

 

5-2, you got bitchslapped.

 

kthxbai

10/10 would send to Local News Channel again. It's bound to be a top story, a headline, THE headline.

 

Anyway It's better than that "A white Family bought a puppy today" stuff we always seem to get.

[Soran Is On]

It irks me when people call the new gen, current gen. Just because it was released doesn't make it current. I also wouldn't call the new gen, next gen.

 

Just say new and old. Once gta releases on the NEW gen I will be comfortable with it being called current.

[AceThaCreator]

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

[sultangris]

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

you can lose them if you dont suck

[MayoChiki]

What's the fun in straight races with tons of jumps? All day, 17 of 20 races were this stupid track of jumps... this guy was claming to be a "beast on the wheel". Yeah, my ass... he was 5th in a race on the hills. People treat this game as CoD and Mario Kart/Burnout... non-contact would be awesome if people use it.

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

you can lose them if you dont suckNo your not understanding what im saying. In certain missions like hack & dash & missions with cargobobs, the missions are bugged where you litteraly CANNOT lose the cops no matter what you do. It happens once in a while but i can't be the ONLY one that has had this happpen to them. Edited September 26, 2014 by BlackAce23

[The_B1u3_Jay]

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

I dont think its an unlimited wanted level glitch as it is sh*tty police spawns. I know what mission you're talking about.

 

-Break into Ft Zancudo

-Steal a Cargobob

-Lose police

-Go to dock

-Kill Merryweather

-Pickup Container

-Take to *wherever*

 

That mssion is neary impossible to lose the police thanks to the constantly spawwning police he-los.

They shoot you down before you even get to L.S. county. I f*cking hate that mission. Along with Teaser Trailer with its infinite health AI at the beggening of the mission. People taking four sniper bullets to even die. They dont even flintch from the first three.

 

Anyway, my point is that its just the result of poor and lazy programing on R*s part.

[NombreDeLaBeast]

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

 

I think it has something to do with people joining in and spectating you...of course my experiences with this glitch could have just been coincidental and all that. But every time, since i am stubborn and started to watch tv, when the spectator would leave the cops would then lose sight of me like they were supposed to. Glitch, maybe...maybe not, but it is way more than just people sucking at the game.

[SpidersWeb]

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

I dont think its an unlimited wanted level glitch as it is sh*tty police spawns. I know what mission you're talking about.

 

-Break into Ft Zancudo

-Steal a Cargobob

-Lose police

-Go to dock

-Kill Merryweather

-Pickup Container

-Take to *wherever*

 

That mssion is neary impossible to lose the police thanks to the constantly spawwning police he-los.

They shoot you down before you even get to L.S. county. I f*cking hate that mission. Along with Teaser Trailer with its infinite health AI at the beggening of the mission. People taking four sniper bullets to even die. They dont even flintch from the first three.

 

Anyway, my point is that its just the result of poor and lazy programing on R*s part.

 

 

There is a glitch/bug as well as this.

As Nombre mentioned, I think it's spectator related and you'll have the "can be seen" flashing going on even when there are no cops spawned around you - it never clears but it seems if people stop spectating it goes back to normal.

[sultangris]

 

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

you can lose them if you dont suck

No your not understanding what im saying. In certain missions like hack & dash & missions with cargobobs, the missions are bugged where you litteraly CANNOT lose the cops no matter what you do. It happens once in a while but i can't be the ONLY one that has had this happpen to them.

 

you mean you cant get away, or you do get away but they red and blue flashing screen stays flashing forever even though you dont see any cops on your screen and they do not see you?

[Egonga]

I can never find people to play golf with.

 

I like tennis but lag makes it virtually unplayable.

Oh, and why can't you select forklifts for the Utility race? I could have recreated Shenmue's forklift races damn you!

[HollywoodVice]

 

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

I dont think its an unlimited wanted level glitch as it is sh*tty police spawns. I know what mission you're talking about.

 

-Break into Ft Zancudo

-Steal a Cargobob

-Lose police

-Go to dock

-Kill Merryweather

-Pickup Container

-Take to *wherever*

 

That mssion is neary impossible to lose the police thanks to the constantly spawwning police he-los.

They shoot you down before you even get to L.S. county. I f*cking hate that mission. Along with Teaser Trailer with its infinite health AI at the beggening of the mission. People taking four sniper bullets to even die. They dont even flintch from the first three.

 

Anyway, my point is that its just the result of poor and lazy programing on R*s part.

I immediately land the bob outside of the base and let the cops just kill me. Then make sure your weapon is put away before you die and you won't respawn with a wanted level and you can just go about the mission.

 

Btw, there are 3 missions like this. American Exports, Docks to Stock and Docks to Stock 2.

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

 

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

you can lose them if you dont suck

No your not understanding what im saying. In certain missions like hack & dash & missions with cargobobs, the missions are bugged where you litteraly CANNOT lose the cops no matter what you do. It happens once in a while but i can't be the ONLY one that has had this happpen to them.

 

you mean you cant get away, or you do get away but they red and blue flashing screen stays flashing forever even though you dont see any cops on your screen and they do not see you?Yea excactly this. The screen won't flash but Spiderwebb, Nombre, & awesome O pretty much explained what im talking about. Edited September 26, 2014 by BlackAce23

[Sir Michael]

International Business Times, Epoch Times, Christian Today... so notorious for posting loads of speculation articles with YouTube videos!! Damn, they're worse than the people posting speculation threads on these forums...

[sultangris]

 

 

 

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

you can lose them if you dont suck

No your not understanding what im saying. In certain missions like hack & dash & missions with cargobobs, the missions are bugged where you litteraly CANNOT lose the cops no matter what you do. It happens once in a while but i can't be the ONLY one that has had this happpen to them.

 

you mean you cant get away, or you do get away but they red and blue flashing screen stays flashing forever even though you dont see any cops on your screen and they do not see you?Yea excactly this. The screen won't flash but Spiderwebb, Nombre, & awesome O pretty much explained what im talking about.

 

ah, gotcha, yea ive played a few unarmed deathmatches that dont end when the timer runs out and then some observer leaves and boom, it ends, lol, observers definitely mess things up.

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's up with this unlimited wanted level bug in missions involving the cops? You go through all the hassle to play through a mission step and step and then when it comes time to lose the cops you can't, pure bullsh*t man smh.

you can lose them if you dont suck

No your not understanding what im saying. In certain missions like hack & dash & missions with cargobobs, the missions are bugged where you litteraly CANNOT lose the cops no matter what you do. It happens once in a while but i can't be the ONLY one that has had this happpen to them.

 

you mean you cant get away, or you do get away but they red and blue flashing screen stays flashing forever even though you dont see any cops on your screen and they do not see you?Yea excactly this. The screen won't flash but Spiderwebb, Nombre, & awesome O pretty much explained what im talking about.

 

ah, gotcha, yea ive played a few unarmed deathmatches that dont end when the timer runs out and then some observer leaves and boom, it ends, lol, observers definitely mess things up.That same sh*t happened to me one time i just quit because it was going on for TOO long lol. Rockstar and their ridiculous bugs with every update.

[Sir Michael]

The "stuck in the clouds" bug carried over to Free Aim... f*ck this matchmaking.

[trappinbenny12]

I get SOOOOOOOOO tired of mofos reverse killing me in their zentorno. Some moron comes outta nowhere shooting at me from the safety of his damn zen. He killed me twice before I hit his chrome zen with my grenade launcher and was able to escape. I love the zentorno and HATE when noobs use it for dumb trolling tatics.

[Sir Michael]

^ There isn't insurance fees for exploding those bastards anymore. (:

 

OT: Tell me how this game takes forever for a match to be found, but games like Halo Reach and Halo 3, we can find a game in less than 30 seconds...

[sultangris]

I get SOOOOOOOOO tired of mofos reverse killing me in their zentorno. Some moron comes outta nowhere shooting at me from the safety of his damn zen. He killed me twice before I hit his chrome zen with my grenade launcher and was able to escape. I love the zentorno and HATE when noobs use it for dumb trolling tatics.

no rocket launcher? it works better. they dont usually try it again after that, but some do, cause they are dumb and dont learn very fast, lol

[cjdavies]

What is the point of a mugger, if the player they mug from can easily kill them when back on their feet!

Edited September 26, 2014 by cjdavies

[AceThaCreator]

What is the point of a mugger, if the player they mug from can easily kill them when back on their feet!

I know right and what i don't understand is how our toons can absorb a ton bullets and get stabbed a few times by other players but somehow a mugger can knock you to the ground with ease where you stay for about 3-5 seconds, that logic lol. Edited September 26, 2014 by BlackAce23

[trappinbenny12]

 

I get SOOOOOOOOO tired of mofos reverse killing me in their zentorno. Some moron comes outta nowhere shooting at me from the safety of his damn zen. He killed me twice before I hit his chrome zen with my grenade launcher and was able to escape. I love the zentorno and HATE when noobs use it for dumb trolling tatics.

no rocket launcher? it works better. they dont usually try it again after that, but some do, cause they are dumb and dont learn very fast, lol

 

I actually just unlocked the rocket launcher today and I definitely will be using it when another zen troll comes my way.

[----------------------]

International Business Times, Epoch Times, Christian Today... so notorious for posting loads of speculation articles with YouTube videos!! Damn, they're worse than the people posting speculation threads on these forums...

Clickbait. They will post any old sh*t and people will flock to it = money for them.

[§†range]

The lack of new content in the game makes the online section of the forum even more boring. Hypothetical threads of should this or should that bs. Of course we "should" be able to to do ALL of these things.

 

And f*ck you universe, I have a back ache this morning. The hangover is unpleasant as well.

[FilthyEsquire]

The lack of new content in the game makes the online section of the forum even more boring. Hypothetical threads of should this or should that bs. Of course we "should" be able to to do ALL of these things.

 

And f*ck you universe, I have a back ache this morning. The hangover is unpleasant as well.

I got awoken by my dog (literally not slang for a friend, or slag.) and logged in here to laugh. It worked. People are still talking about the Sentinel, or wanting this car, or just the game to be better. The game was great... for ps3 game. But wasn't the definitive version of the game. Though with the way jobs were/are nerfed I can't see the newer one being better. I used to grind jobs (I should say job to be more honest.) now I don't even do that when I did log in last. I tried to make some money, I made three hundred k. It took forever with jobs glitching, no jobs to join, and no people like me playing anymore. None of my friends on psn play this game anymore, unless they are junkies that live with their parents.

[Netko]

Guy randomly comes over and kills me for f*ck all reason.

 

Give chase, corner him, pull out Sawn-off and get a shot on him point blank, takes the bullet and literally one shots my legs and I die.

 

Go after him again, same sh*t repeats.

 

This time, I run him over, auto shotgun him and realize he's god moding.

 

Some people need a kick up the arse so hard.

[§†range]

Guy randomly comes over and kills me for f*ck all reason.

 

Give chase, corner him, pull out Sawn-off and get a shot on him point blank, takes the bullet and literally one shots my legs and I die.

 

Go after him again, same sh*t repeats.

 

This time, I run him over, auto shotgun him and realize he's god moding.

 

Some people need a kick up the arse so hard.

It must of been that i was auto shotting a guy point blank and nothing. took me a bit to realize what was happening, lame f*ckers.

 

The lack of new content in the game makes the online section of the forum even more boring. Hypothetical threads of should this or should that bs. Of course we "should" be able to to do ALL of these things.

 

And f*ck you universe, I have a back ache this morning. The hangover is unpleasant as well.

I got awoken by my dog (literally not slang for a friend, or slag.) and logged in here to laugh. It worked. People are still talking about the Sentinel, or wanting this car, or just the game to be better. The game was great... for ps3 game. But wasn't the definitive version of the game. Though with the way jobs were/are nerfed I can't see the newer one being better. I used to grind jobs (I should say job to be more honest.) now I don't even do that when I did log in last. I tried to make some money, I made three hundred k. It took forever with jobs glitching, no jobs to join, and no people like me playing anymore. None of my friends on psn play this game anymore, unless they are junkies that live with their parents.

 

Literally no one plays on my list that was on 3-4 months ago.