The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Guest Billy Russo]

FOR f*ck SAKE, STOP BLOWING UP THE DAMN f*ckING COKE ON LOS SANTOS CONNECTION, DO YOU THINK I WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS ALL CHARADE AGAIN? Damn.

 

 

(sorry.)

[jiggaman1]

 

 

 

 

well maybe they arent a noob and want to finish the mission and get paid in 5 min instead of redo it and fail 3 times cause you dont know how to use cover or snacks, every think of that? lol! plus weve has the same 20 missions for a year now, ive played them all 500000 times, they arent fun or exciting, i want a quick payday. at least thats how it used to be until they adjusted the pay for more pay for longer it takes, buy otherwise i see both sides. tanks dont get to the right spot until the mission is over, totally worthless. i had one friend that always wanted to use his and we had to wait 15 min for him to get it and get there when you can pass without in 5 easily, lol! some people,

 

I assume anyone that pulls out a buzzard on any mission that's easy and doesn't merit it is a noob. Just because you have one doesn't mean you need to use it for every mission just to finish it faster cause you want a quick and easy payday with little to no effort. Sure I'd be b!tchin less if the new payout system wasn't in place, but I hate it when I'm putting in effort and some fool just flies through the mission and nets us a cheap payday. That said, there are a few missions (mostly Martins 6 - 8 player ones) that I'll be glad someone brought one IF they know how to actually use it according to the mission.

 

Now I was just in a lobby and there was a pretty good gun fight right downtown by the pay'n'spray, and a few tanks were rolling towards it, so I called up for mine and figured a little tank battle would be fun... Until this guy flys all the way down from paleto bay with a Lazor and decides to go out of his way to take down just the tanks. Sure its part of the game, but when he started sending messages to us making fun of us for taking us out so easy and calling us pussies for using tanks, I lost it. I'm sorry, but don't call anyone a pussy for wanting to have a fun tank battle when anyone on foot can easily take it out compared to someone in a jet that's lagging hard so you can't take them down. We all sent him messages and all this little troll would say is "play nice" and fly away to paleto bay again until we busted out tanks again. I really hope there's some kind of ground to air missile that comes out soon cause this is getting really annoying and tiring dealing with you losers who hide in your jets. I have no respect for anyone insisting on jet griefing and teasing people with stupid messages & I gladly report anyone doing this. /rant.

 

Great abuse of the report button...now, jets taking out tanks is a crybaby moment? Geez...

Seconded. I couldn't believe what I was reading.

[TheKingChivas]

Since I was here and it just happened again:

 

People who try to mock you when you only put $1000 bounty on them...hey stupid, I'm not trying to reward anybody, I just want the big red skull on you so someone else can waste the time killing your sorry ass because I have better things to do. Why should I pay $8000 more for the same skull?

 

Economics, people....and that's why I have no cash issues.

 

EDIT: People who can't remotely say my name properly. It's not hard...I'll accept CHEE-vas of chiv-as, but Chavez? Or better, the idiot who told me I spelled "chives" wrong.

 

EDIT 2: Oh, and no, I'm not Mexican, but thanks for asking.

Edited September 24, 2014 by TheKingChivas

[Miss Malevolent]

EDIT: People who can't remotely say my name properly. It's not hard...I'll accept CHEE-vas of chiv-as, but Chavez? Or better, the idiot who told me I spelled "chives" wrong.

People butcher my name all the time.

[TheKingChivas]

 

EDIT: People who can't remotely say my name properly. It's not hard...I'll accept CHEE-vas of chiv-as, but Chavez? Or better, the idiot who told me I spelled "chives" wrong.

People butcher my name all the time.

 

 

And they want to eliminate phonics from grade schools lol

[-Silence*]

 

 

Great abuse of the report button...now, jets taking out tanks is a crybaby moment? Geez...

 

 

I'm sorry, but running around in a jet taking people out and calling them pussies and all sorts of other insults and then running away from a fight while still insulting people really sap the fun out of any game. I really don't care if someone wants to grief people in jets, but when you constantly insult people over the mic/text/messages that takes it too far IMO. Oh and since rockstars nerfed my tank that I payed for vs a jet you can steal very easily and since this is a b!tch and moan topic, I'm gonna complain all I want.

 

FOR f*ck SAKE, STOP BLOWING UP THE DAMN f*ckING COKE ON LOS SANTOS CONNECTION, DO YOU THINK I WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS ALL CHARADE AGAIN? Damn.

 

 

(sorry.)

 

Two things;

1) I can't agree more with this. I failed it 3 times in a row earlier today thanks to some trigger happy idiot in a Buzzard.

2) Anna Kendrick is a total babe.

Edited September 24, 2014 by -Silence*

[TheKingChivas]

 

 

 

Great abuse of the report button...now, jets taking out tanks is a crybaby moment? Geez...

 

 

I'm sorry, but running around in a jet taking people out and calling them pussies and all sorts of other insults and then running away from a fight while still insulting people really sap the fun out of any game. I really don't care if someone wants to grief people in jets, but when you constantly insult people over the mic/text/messages that takes it too far IMO. Oh and since rockstars nerfed my tank that I payed for vs a jet you can steal very easily and since this is a b!tch and moan topic, I'm gonna complain all I want.

 

I didn't say you couldn't, I just think it's weak, and worse now that you've expressed that it's the "teasing" (your words initially) that bothers you so much. I might not be thrilled if it was me, but I wouldn't hop on the report button for it...just my opinion.

[Sky_Light12]

that moment when police destroy ur PV after gunfight and then steal a bike to get revenge

[ChrilLe]

Getting tired of this asshole who keep blowing up my freking car. I'm cool. No one has to pay the premium but I sure do hate to first bring up Mors Mutual, then interaction menu to get vehicle asap. That sh*t takes like 30 seconds. It's cool when it happens once, but when I gotta do it like 7 times in a row, my f*cking brain hurts and by dick too.

 

f*cking hell I'm such a bitchin hypocrite!

[Friendo]

Getting tired of this asshole who keep blowing up my freking car. I'm cool. No one has to pay the premium but I sure do hate to first bring up Mors Mutual, then interaction menu to get vehicle asap. That sh*t takes like 30 seconds. It's cool when it happens once, but when I gotta do it like 7 times in a row, my f*cking brain hurts and by dick too.

 

f*cking hell I'm such a bitchin hypocrite!

use a bullet-proof back car if he's blowing up your car by shooting.And if he's using rockets you should do the same.

[Triggermensch]

FOR f*ck SAKE, STOP BLOWING UP THE DAMN f*ckING COKE ON LOS SANTOS CONNECTION, DO YOU THINK I WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS ALL CHARADE AGAIN? Damn.

 

 

(sorry.)

 

I hate that, or when someone else does the hacking. I personally do the hacking faster than most people. I probably do the first part in about 30 seconds or so. Anyone else who does this part just takes forever or just leaves.

 

I actually found out a slightly dickish way to stop them from hacking though. If they take like 5 minutes or so, I just get in my car and move them away from the laptop.

[Black Terminator]

Time expired loading screens.

[Davey Boy]

The NPC's health in missions is to f*cking high.

 

I end up using a quarter of my Bullpup Rifle to kill one enemy. It's pathetic, I shoot them once, they fall down. Then I shoot them while they are on the ground and they just scream and moan in pain but they won't die. When I stop shooting them, they just get back up like nothing happened. It's annoying.

 

I hate them missions when you have to shoot the driver of a vehicle your gonna steal. I have to waste a sh*t load of ammo just to kill them. It's nearly impossible to kill the driver when they have god-mode like health and the vehicle is made out of paper-mache that blows up after a couple of AP pistol shots.

 

*cough* *cough* Rooftop Rumble *cough* *cough*

Edited September 24, 2014 by FedoraTheExplora

[mmm chocolate]

The NPC's health in missions is to f*cking high.

 

I end up using a quarter of my Bullpup Rifle to kill one enemy. It's pathetic, I shoot them once, they fall down. Then I shoot them while they are on the ground and they just scream and moan in pain but they won't die. When I stop shooting them, they just get back up like nothing happened. It's annoying.

 

I hate them missions when you have to shoot the driver of a vehicle your gonna steal. I have to waste a sh*t load of ammo just to kill them. It's nearly impossible to kill the driver when they have god-mode like health and the vehicle is made out of paper-mache that blows up after a couple of AP pistol shots.

 

*cough* *cough* Rooftop Rumble *cough* *cough*

Its their way of telling you to go for headshots.

 

Plus it all depends on where youre hitting the enemy, shoulders and chest are the next best spots to aim for.

[JON22]

I miss the old loading screen on start up

[LightningLord]

I miss the old loading screen on start up

What was it?

[SpidersWeb]

 

I miss the old loading screen on start up

What was it?

 

 

Timed out finding session

Please return to GTA:V

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

I miss the old loading screen on start up

What was it?

 

Timed out finding session

Please return to GTA:V

Nooooooooooooo

[Ai®a©ob®a]

These kiddies on here talking about how after GTA comes out on the new consoles that R* is going to shut down all updates and services to those who are still playing on PS3/360 consoles and they seem to forget not everybody has their mommy buying them whatever they want.

 

Even a few months after the new gen version is released there will still be more players on PS3/360 then there will be on PS4/XB1 but somehow they can't seem to get it though their tiny little skulls to realize that not everybody has the money or means to upgrade to a new console and most likely won't be able to upgrade until it comes down to a lower price.

[Judicious 7]

- Load up GTAO. Timed out. Now I be thrown all the way back to SP. *sigh*

 

- Every lobby I'm in has jets!

 

- That's right you NPC, eat 20 bullets from my Assault Rifle. You must be starved! How about I empty another clip into your head. Oh you're still hungry? How bout a rocket?!

 

-_______-

[Sir Michael]

Putting my mic on and listening to "those" black kids... You know the ones I'm talking about. N*gga every 5 seconds, homophobic and yo momma jokes. It's funny for a second, but it gets really annoying quick.

Edited September 25, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[TheKingChivas]

Putting my mic on and listening to "those" black kids... You know the ones I'm talking about. N*gga every 5 seconds, homophobic and yo momma jokes. It's funny for a second, but it gets really annoying quick.

 

I hear it from a lot of white kids too (and a bunch who don't use the -a ending)...shouldn't just blame that one one race.

 

Regardless, it's pretty much the only way they can make themselves feel better after getting beaten up in 9th grade lunch every day.

[MayoChiki]

WHAT'S THE f*ckING PROBLEM OF TRAFFIC DURING RACES?!

 

I WAS DOMINATING THIS LONG-ASS RACE WHEN IN THE FINAL CURVE THIS STUPID NPC PHANTOM SUV WAS FASTER THAN MY ZENTORNO AND CRASHED. 3RD PLACE JUST BECAUSE A STUPID NPC CAR CAN BE FASTER THAN A FULLY MODDED ZENTORNO.

 

I swear I'll sh*t my spine.

[Judicious 7]

^ speaking of races, I'm about to make a thread about the resetting of Personal Records.

 

But OT, this game has horrible rendering. Dude, GTA IV was better than this. I'm halfway down the block and invisible signs I hit sends me 20 ft in the air!

[Sir Michael]

^ Sane thing happened to me when I flew my Besra the other day. I flew between a bridge, then I crash into its horizontal beams that magically decide to spawn when they want. I think its the bridge north of the one the car holding the package in RR drives on.

[AceThaCreator]

I can't understand why the f*ck R* decided to put the quit button on right of the dpad on the xbox controller. I kept hitting this button as my finger slipped while playing tennis and was winning both times it happened yea i was pretty PO'd.

[Mottershead]

Also, I have yet to see a boat pulled on a trailer online.

 

 

I have. I found it near Zancudo. I drove it through the tunnel and it disappeared.

[ugotsmoked]

 

 

Players without mics. Players who can't afford PS4's and are jealous if those who can.

Oh i'm soo sorry! It's not like I got a life? Or bills to pay or or or to help out my mother with food which is expensive as f*ck. I'm soo sorry that my life makes it hard to buy nice things.

Hey chill out playa.

[Nurkic]

 

 

 

EDIT: People who can't remotely say my name properly. It's not hard...I'll accept CHEE-vas of chiv-as, but Chavez? Or better, the idiot who told me I spelled "chives" wrong.

People butcher my name all the time.

 

And they want to eliminate phonics from grade schools lol

Same problem here.

[Ezza.]

Since I was here and it just happened again:

 

People who try to mock you when you only put $1000 bounty on them...hey stupid, I'm not trying to reward anybody, I just want the big red skull on you so someone else can waste the time killing your sorry ass because I have better things to do. Why should I pay $8000 more for the same skull?

 

Economics, people....and that's why I have no cash issues.

 

EDIT: People who can't remotely say my name properly. It's not hard...I'll accept CHEE-vas of chiv-as, but Chavez? Or better, the idiot who told me I spelled "chives" wrong.

 

EDIT 2: Oh, and no, I'm not Mexican, but thanks for asking.

That $1k bounty is a great party trick.

 

>Be me

>Being Chased by Chrentorno

>Insurance on dat be $11K

>Slap a $1K bounty on em

> Blow him up

> Only lost $1K

 

Well worth it