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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

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WHY ARE THERE NO SEGWAYS IN GTA?!!!!!!!!!!   Rockstar are just the worst game company in the world, I'm never buying another rockstar game again!!-   My anger is out now, thank you

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I'm tired of R* letting kids play this game, it's a f*cking 18+ game for f*ck sake! and those kids should do their homeworks or whatthef*ckever!   All i hear now when i go online is little kids whin

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f*cking phone calls from f*cking sh*t heads like f*cking Ron always when you least want them - not that you ever do! Middle of a gunfight "Heeey it's Raaaaaan, I'm a f*cking retard".   Give us a pho

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NightProwler

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1. Crew logo still disappears from my car.

2. Horrible dlc/updated content added.

3. Game has become so stagnant. At most,I've gone back to SP.

4. Where is this all new amazing/exciting content you promissed before the sh*tty Hipster update?

5. Would it kill you to fix the big brother cop system?

6. This is called Grand Theft Auto yet,stealing said auto is costly.

7. Would it kill you to give us the content (yes,I understand at the time it had to be removed) from SP?

8. Come clean and tell us the truth about Heist & The Casino.

9. Texture rendering still a problem.

10. Bounty in Invite only for stealing a car is just pointless.

 

 

I have not played this game since the 1.16 update/dlc or whatever bullsh*t you want to call it. Shame on you for rehashing then cutting content and have the ball's to say "Exciting/enjoyable thing's are coming" after almost a 2 month wait. More bitching to follow.....

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I hate the f*cking traffic!!!!!!!!! I'm doing a motorcycle race, and every block I go to, there's always a car that spawns so perfectly with the intersection that it drives right into my driving lane.. then this one bitch driving on a two lane road pulled over two lanes abruptly to get into the middle turning lane! Then they take sharp as f*ck turns to switch lanes almost in perfect sync with my car's turning.

 

Then there's police chases. For some reason, they like to peel out into the lane of opposing traffic instead of getting off the freeway, always sliding right into my car! Whoever made the A.I in this game deserves to be fired...

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1. Crew logo still disappears from my car.

2. Horrible dlc/updated content added.

3. Game has become so stagnant. At most,I've gone back to SP.

4. Where is this all new amazing/exciting content you promissed before the sh*tty Hipster update?

5. Would it kill you to fix the big brother cop system?

6. This is called Grand Theft Auto yet,stealing said auto is costly.

7. Would it kill you to give us the content (yes,I understand at the time it had to be removed) from SP?

8. Come clean and tell us the truth about Heist & The Casino.

9. Texture rendering still a problem.

10. Bounty in Invite only for stealing a car is just pointless.

 

 

I have not played this game since the 1.16 update/dlc or whatever bullsh*t you want to call it. Shame on you for rehashing then cutting content and have the ball's to say "Exciting/enjoyable thing's are coming" after almost a 2 month wait. More bitching to follow.....

i agree with most of what you said, they need to ditch their cloud servers and go back to traditional servers (like the ones used in gta 4 mp).

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-I can't watch TV because I would be kicked for being idle.

 

-Rockstar still hasn't fixed the longbob hair from coming out of hats.

 

-I can't even play single player, as it freezes if I'm there for like 5 minutes

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Testarossa

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People who constantly ram your car/blow it up for no reason are complete assholes, fact.

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pussy bitch that blows me up coming out of lsc then leaves session whilst chasing him down

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Did Roftop Rumble with three strangers. The package holder lost about 8 minutes driving around.

 

Ok, let's do some solo mission, loaded Lost MC RIP.

 

As I was solo, I did some professional hitman roleplay, because I find it funny (like carefully pouring gas on Lost vehicle to blow them once killed everyone, to not leaving possible traces and such things)

 

So to the house in front of the cemetary, and carefully sniped all of them. Wehen they were all dead, walked over yellow checpoint. VISSION OMER. D'oh. :blink:

 

Restart. Sniped all of them but one, so he "can tell others what he saw today" (like in the For a Few Dollars More escape scene).

 

Let's go to the yel.A lost was killed, FISSION MAILED. :panic:

 

Ok, time to go Arnie-style, machinegun in the graveyard and f*ck them all :lol:

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cjdavies

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Everytime I load up thr weekend playlist from the loading screen, it's always the same one, is this normal?

 

Why can't the host just start the next game straight away! People fed up and leave.

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siriochan

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Everytime I load up thr weekend playlist from the loading screen, it's always the same one, is this normal?

 

Well, being it ONE weekend playlist, I suppose that YES, it is normal :lol:

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Everytime I load up thr weekend playlist from the loading screen, it's always the same one, is this normal?

 

Well, being it ONE weekend playlist, I suppose that YES, it is normal :lol:

 

Oh, thought there were various, as I was selecting them from the Rockstar Playlist at first and was the host each time and quit, and started to do it by re-loading the game over again for loading screen lol

 

 

So to the house in front of the cemetary, and carefully sniped all of them. Wehen they were all dead, walked over yellow checpoint. VISSION OMER. D'oh. :blink:

 

Restart. Sniped all of them but one, so he "can tell others what he saw today" (like in the For a Few Dollars More escape scene).

 

Let's go to the yel.A lost was killed, FISSION MAILED. :panic:

Same thing happended to me with ths mission.

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I hate the f*cking traffic!!!!!!!!! I'm doing a motorcycle race, and every block I go to, there's always a car that spawns so perfectly with the intersection that it drives right into my driving lane.. then this one bitch driving on a two lane road pulled over two lanes abruptly to get into the middle turning lane! Then they take sharp as f*ck turns to switch lanes almost in perfect sync with my car's turning.

 

Then there's police chases. For some reason, they like to peel out into the lane of opposing traffic instead of getting off the freeway, always sliding right into my car! Whoever made the A.I in this game deserves to be fired...

I remember I was doing Daemon Run, and I was speeding away with the bike. And then a Washington comes at me at a blazing speed and it brakes doing a 90º. I crashed and nearly died. Sometimes you wonder how Rockstar could do such bullsh*t.

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I'd hate to play darts with whoever designed the Chase Parachute lesson in the new flight school.

I'm landing right in the center circle and only getting bronze, closest I've been able to get is just over 5m,

 

I can just see it: "Well, you've hit the bullseye, but the dart stuck 0.326mm off-center, so I'm afraid you only get 44 points for that and not 50. Sorry...."

 

I don't usually get pissed at a game but this is getting ridiculous....... :bbq:

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Everytime I load up thr weekend playlist from the loading screen, it's always the same one, is this normal?

 

Well, being it ONE weekend playlist, I suppose that YES, it is normal :lol:

 

Oh, thought there were various, as I was selecting them from the Rockstar Playlist at first and was the host each time and quit, and started to do it by re-loading the game over again for loading screen lol

 

 

So to the house in front of the cemetary, and carefully sniped all of them. Wehen they were all dead, walked over yellow checpoint. VISSION OMER. D'oh. :blink:

 

Restart. Sniped all of them but one, so he "can tell others what he saw today" (like in the For a Few Dollars More escape scene).

 

Let's go to the yel.A lost was killed, FISSION MAILED. :panic:

Same thing happended to me with ths mission.

 

 

 

Yeah, it's a bug from breaking the script or something like that, I had to walk to yellow mark, then go again to my sniping spot and killing them from distance posed no problem :lol:

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Sir Michael

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I'm playing a Capture and it's an all-out war.. GTA: That's My Rhino.

 

None of us scored a point, but my team loses the game!! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK???

 

Is there no such thing as a draw?? Do kills count towards winning a game? Like, how in the hell does a team win when nobody scores a f*cking point!?

 

EDIT: Also, did they nerf the Heavy Sniper?? I shoot a +100 in the chest who doesn't have armor, and he survives. ._.

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Davey Boy

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The new Snapmatic feature is pissing me off.

 

When I am in a hurry and I need to use the phone, it f*cking sends me to Snapmatic causing me to die before I can get out of it.

 

C*, please remove this feature, it's pointless. (At least to me.)

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When people mistake a statement thread starting and calling them bitching plus moaning.

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how the f*ck is rr still the only mission that comes up? doesnt anyone know any other missions or even realize rr now pays sh*t money.

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how the f*ck is rr still the only mission that comes up? doesnt anyone know any other missions or even realize rr now pays sh*t money.

because they're brain dead twats

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Extradition is f*cking f*cked!!

 

Everytime I kill the guy in the black SUV, it says "Ran out of lives", WTF? We had 2 lives remaining and I didn't even die once, neither did my Team-mates.. I repeated This f*cking mission like 5 Times now, and The same f*cking Thing happens! WTF is This Rockstar?!

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StangOne50

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why do i get stuck not being able to press the refresh button making everyone wait on me making me look like the dick

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Niobium

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People who constantly ram your car/blow it up for no reason are complete assholes, fact.

it would be pretty sh*tty if you jacked a car and were about to go to LSC to give it insurance because you want to keep it, but some moron blows it up.

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People who constantly ram your car/blow it up for no reason are complete assholes, fact.

it would be pretty sh*tty if you jacked a car and were about to go to LSC to give it insurance because you want to keep it, but some moron blows it up.

 

The other day I was modding out a first gen Oracle, guess what happened? Forgot to put insurance and as I drove it out, this guy comes out and annihilates me. Lost it afterwards.

 

Waste of 50k.

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1. Doing a Lazer air race. So already I'm in a sh*t situation. I hold first for the majority of it only to find out that the race has a second lap. No big deal I keep flying and get shot down. Fair enough. I take my second with pride. My engine starts cutting out FOR NO REASON! I get shot down. Top 3 still good. ENGINE STILL CRAPS OUT! long story short. I lost because I drew the short straw when we all picked our IDENTICAL jets.

 

2. I can never get a free mode lobby with anything interesting. Not even a single squeaker to kill. So I cruise around then find a new session where nothings happening. Rinse and repeat.

 

EDIT: 3. Every time I repair my precious Christine car I end up with the crappy logo I designed on her hood.

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From R* support site:

 

Can you remove their levels becaus they used a rp glitch.

CPT Tibbles42 and GhOsT x Ch1pS they are level 103 and 78 they where originally level 55 and 60 so can you plz put them down to there original level? please do not band GhOsT x Ch1pS and the other one is not really my friend so you can band CPT Tibbles42 because he is a friend of a friend and I don't care about him.

 

This explains everything that is happening in this game. BUY YOUR KIDS SUPER MARIO BROS.

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