itsallup Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Today I have learned that we can try but we will never satisfy our mothers fully. And when you think she's happy with you well think again. At least with me that is the lesson I learned from my own mother. Oh and no matter how skilled, honest, intelligent and beautiful, a woman may be, she is not the one for you. Did you learn something new today? A lesson, a new language, kung-fu moves or whatever. Share it with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOUGL4S1 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 TIL you're not good in interacting with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallup Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 TIL you're not good in interacting with women. Until you meet my mother. You'll see what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I'll satisfy your mother. Rumblebud, MCMXCII, Quadro and 4 others 7 My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ṼirulenⱦEqừinox Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I'll satisfy your mother. I'll bring the popcorn OT: Today I learned when it's raining Ducks just don't give a f*ck if you're in a 2 ton missile if they want to cross the road by god they're gonna cross the road Rumblebud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallup Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 I'll satisfy your mother. Now that's what I'm talking about. Airacobra, out here we have an animal called Quati, looks like a giant squirrel somewhat. They escape the natural park to find food in the garbage. But to do this they have to cross the road so every day at around 18:00 I hit one of them with my motorcycle. Not because I want to but because they cross when you least expect. Going slow is just as dangerous. trip and Rumblebud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ṼirulenⱦEqừinox Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I live on the lake so we naturally have ducks walking around the neighborhood and everybody knows to watch out for them but you don't expect to see them 2 miles away crossing a main high speed road and he didn't have a care in the world either he just took his good ole time waddling across the road. At one point I swear he started f*cking with me on purpose because I honked my horn at him he would walk halfway across the road into my lane and then turn around to walk towards the other lane causing the cars to stop but not enough to where I can safely pass him and then would walk back into my lane and stop in the middle. After him doing this three or four times I finally just got out and chased him across the road. He did it again to me on the way back but this time he was already 3/4 of the way across and didn't hold up traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Yeah, that a curved 4K Philips TV is cheaper than the OnePlus 5T I wanted to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpm1 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Today I have learned that we can try but we will never satisfy our mothers fully. And when you think she's happy with you well think again. At least with me that is the lesson I learned from my own mother. Oh and no matter how skilled, honest, intelligent and beautiful, a woman may be, she is not the one for you. Did you learn something new today? A lesson, a new language, kung-fu moves or whatever. Share it with us. what's the problem. you met a new girlfriend, and she' isn't to your mom liking. don't be afraid, we all gone thru this. your mom wants to keep you for herself only . you need to forgive because it's once she's not there anymore, that you realize how much sacrifice she did for you . oh and another important thing. people acts don't necessarily reflect the state of mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 if you think your bikes suspension is handling better than normal you've actually got a flat on the front Rougarou, livejoker and Arrows to Athens 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoto Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I'm breaking the rules here because I didn't learn this today but... Yesterday I learned that Kanye West is seriously coo coo for Cocoa-Puffs. I knew he was full of himself but damn. Didn't think he was this lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 To not trust work schedules, or else you'll be late for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallup Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 Today I have learned that we can try but we will never satisfy our mothers fully. And when you think she's happy with you well think again. At least with me that is the lesson I learned from my own mother. Oh and no matter how skilled, honest, intelligent and beautiful, a woman may be, she is not the one for you. Did you learn something new today? A lesson, a new language, kung-fu moves or whatever. Share it with us. what's the problem. you met a new girlfriend, and she' isn't to your mom liking. don't be afraid, we all gone thru this. your mom wants to keep you for herself only . you need to forgive because it's once she's not there anymore, that you realize how much sacrifice she did for you . oh and another important thing. people acts don't necessarily reflect the state of mind I'm married, my friend. jpm1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I learned that the main lady from American Horror Story is in a relationship with Alan and Charlie's mum from 2 And A Half Men. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karami Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 When you’re single, you see a lot of couples. When you’re not, you see a lot of single people. The type of music you listen to affects the way you perceive the world. Feeling ignored causes the same chemical effect as that of an injury. Rumblebud and GTA_CAT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-l- Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Unable to leave the past behind. Dying alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-l- Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) Leaving my ex-girlfriend alone, she wants to comeback for my money. Edited August 15, 2018 by MyNameHere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjiex Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 I learned how to teach kids who are stubborn to listen to their teacher.... well it's my daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny_D Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Don’t leave your hollendaise sauce on the burner. Even when it’s off. It turns into scrambled eggs floating in water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancerator Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) Learned that either you leave your past behind and focus on right now or you'll be trapped forever in your own mind. And self perseverance is most of the time useless. Edited August 15, 2018 by SMACKED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-l- Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) Enjoying my new job, I like it, I don't find stress, just tired like any job, but my boss give me time-out and there is cold water and serum. In the end of the week my nice salary awaits and good people btw. Edited August 17, 2018 by MyNameHere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karami Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 (edited) Rely on yourself for the answers you seek. The greatest inspiration comes from within. Listen more. Talk less... Life is all a mental game... Edited August 18, 2018 by Karami A random white box appeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Most of this can go in the chat or how was your day topic. zeko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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