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Domac

Funny GTA commercials.

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Domac

 

 

The Ammu Nation ad is pretty funny. Especially the line "Tired of whistling construction workers? Next time whistle back with a high velocity rifle that will splatter their brains!"

 

If you know any funny commercials or lines said in GTA commercials or on the radio, post 'em below. Try to post the link to the source too. :p

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Femme Fatale

My personal faves. :lol:

 

 

 

 

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ROCKSTAR MANIC

I love the Ammu-nation part where the guy says, "Don't dial 911, dial 357." You know, for the .357 magnum. lol.

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Domac

I love the Ammu-nation part where the guy says, "Don't dial 911, dial 357." You know, for the .357 magnum. lol.

Hahahahah never heard that, awesome.

 

The Ammu Nation seller sometimes says "Revolution is coming.", "If the cops ask, you didn't get it from me, OK?", and if you aim at him, he will shout things like "Commie!", "Damn terrorist!", etc.

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UndeadPotat0

The pisswaser commerical. I can actually quote it word for word at this point.

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TheSantader25

Would you like a giraffe?Mooooooo

Have one delivered. Just overnight. Petsovernight.com delivering little bundles of love directly to your door, overnight. 

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Officer Ronson
3 hours ago, UndeadPotat0 said:

The pisswaser commerical. I can actually quote it word for word at this point.

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, DROP A BIG OL' LOG NOW AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NOTHIN' FRUITY LIKE A JOG

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UndeadPotat0
5 minutes ago, Officer Ronson said:

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, DROP A BIG OL' LOG NOW AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NOTHIN' FRUITY LIKE A JOG

MARRY A FAT BITCH AND DIE WORKING LIKE A DOG.

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xXxRyanxXx

 

 

I've always liked the Knife After Dark one. It sounds like it would be a sh*tty parody of Friday The13th/Halloween or something lol. 

 

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UndeadPotat0
On 4/24/2018 at 11:11 PM, ROCKSTAR MANIC said:

I love the Ammu-nation part where the guy says, "Don't dial 911, dial 357." You know, for the .357 magnum. lol.

when the apocalypse comes your gonna be really pissed you didn't buy enough bullets.

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