Protagonist realism in GTA Online

[Interface]

I think there should (and maybe will be) an update which includes more realism regarding our protagonist/character. There should be some simple things like eating, body hygiene, training and so on. This would connect us more to our character (I know this isn't Sims btw). Stuff that depends on the time we play, daily things to do, etc.. Here are my ideas for possible new features for our character.

 

- Training like in GTA San Andreas will return - building up particular muscles with different machines and so on

- The eating feature from GTA SA should return - you have to eat, otherwise you will lose health. Specific meals should have specific effects to the characters' health and body

- there should be sexappeal meter like in SA and it should depend on your body

- Hair grows dynamically with playtime and you can go to the barber, otherwise hair will grow more and more - affects sexappeal meter

- facial hair also grows and you will have to shave it with a minigame (or you'll grow yourself a beard) - affects sexappeal meter

- Your pubic hair also grows and you have to shave your balls (if you wait too long, the protagonist won't be able to run properly anymore) - also affects sexappeal meter

- Finger nails grow dynamically with playtime and you have to cut them - if they get too long, the protagonist won't be able to handle a gun properly

- You can gain smegma on your penis and you have to wash it, otherwise you'll get an infection that decreases your health. You can smear your smegma at peds.

- Maybe there should be a toilet meter that causes you to visit a toilet or let the protagonist take a piss/dump in the nature (blurred out, of course)

- With the training feature, the body fat feature from SA should also return - if you eat too much, your character will get fat, won't be able to train properly, and he'll run slower and sweat a lot - peds will make some funny comments

 

More realism and more interactive things to do with our character. I think R* can accomplish that with a future update.

 

Your thoughts on that so far? Suggestions?

Edited April 11, 2018 by Interface

[just do it bob1]

I like some of the ideas here, like Training in GTA SA, and the body fat. (Being able to make our characters muscular since they legit look like twigs.)

 

But eating to not lose heath and die? That would be a pain in the ass.

 

Also, the pubic hair and fingernails are a bit tooooo extra...

 

- You can gain smegma on your penis and you have to wash it, otherwise you'll get an infection that decreases your health. You can smear your smegma at peds.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Edited April 11, 2018 by just do it bob1

[FuturePastNow]

Our characters are comic book villains in a city with no superheros. There's nothing realistic about it.

[Mach1bud]

 

- You can gain smegma on your penis and you have to wash it, otherwise you'll get an infection that decreases your health. You can smear your smegma at peds.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

In the future just use the Wishlist topics pinned at the top of the forum.

 

Keep the weird stuff in your head though please.