What do you think your character(s) do right after you log off GTA Online?

[thepiebaker]

If it's anything like me looking up images of female hellicarriers without their armor plates while running craft up and down his runway if you know what I mean.

[Cackling Jack]

I guess “Nikki” my character gets some down time till I can be bothered to log back online again. Think she has hard time sleeping due to all the sh!t she has been through. Jesus what’s wrong with me.

[wizooord]

I mostly log off in random locations and spawn back at the same place so I guess rolling some buds and playing his nintendo 3ds or psp or whatever kids have these days until I come back. What else is there to do?

 

That one time I had a d/c in my office for literally 30 seconds and when I came back he was showering, I spammed the 'back' button but he didn't want to get out, poor guy, I never let him shower, never take his boots off, not sure he knows what a bed is, I should really treat him better :s

Edited March 29, 2018 by wizooord

[Verstappen]

I imagine she'd roadtrip to see other stuff like Las Vegas and Yosemite NP. She wont get very far...

[Fireboy769]

Go home and say hello to his little friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you know what I mean

[whywontyoulisten]

My male character has a tattoo and some flowery swimming shorts that I know I didn't buy.

[Nutduster]

Wash the blood off, see a mob doctor for some low-profile stitches, and then get absolutely blasted to suppress the PTSD.

[Karen Daniels]

I'm pretty sure she keeps taking the easy way out, hoping it will all end, hoping that there'll never be another day where it feels like she isn't even in her own body anymore... like there's someone controlling her, forcing her to do all those awful things.

 

Every so often she may even have a couple of full days without any homicidal tendencies. She might be able to act like a normal person for a while. Until suddenly the urge takes over again and she loses control of herself.

Pretty much this.

[GTA-Biker]

Probably just goes home (since the late 2016 it's the MC clubhouse) and hangs out there until I start playing again.

[theEwing1979]

Look at f*cked up stuff on the internet. Same as what I do.

[Lonely-Martin]

I'd like to think my man's testing the assistants claim to assist with 'anything at all'...

 

Wonder if she's read 50 Shades yet, might be some surprises there.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

He loads up the enus huntley and goes out to the hills and mountains for a spot of painting

[Smooth Longsack]

My character farts, poops and pees the moment I sign off. He holds it in like no other. I don't think I've ever heard any gas expulsion from the dude.

[IamCourtney]

Courtney immediately calls for a Buzzard, makes a beeline for the nearest residential property, grabs a pizza on the way, changes into comfy clothes immediately on arrival, fires up her computer, hits a bowl and plays the GTA universe's version of The Sims with a character who looks exactly like me in the most mundane work-a-day manner as break from her life of danger.

[Black-Dragon96]

My male character has a tattoo and some flowery swimming shorts that I know I didn't buy.

Funny enough, just today I discovered that my character owns a white combat helmet (these helmet added with gunrunning that combine helmet and mask) that I 100% didn't buy.

[UnfurledComet]

Probably get's some f*cking sleep after being exhausted from all the gun fights and grinding. I keep the poor guy up days at a time to scrape together some money for nice things.

[Gettin up]

Goes back onto yatch because I usually set that spawn point.

[Big Molio]

He stands on street corners shouting “Greetings program!” to the NPCs until I come back.

[IamCourtney]

My character farts, poops and pees the moment I sign off. He holds it in like no other. I don't think I've ever heard any gas expulsion from the dude.

This cracked me up, because I am 13

[Bloodytears1666]

Writes a gangsta rap about his heavy destiny in hands of cruel god. Works at sawmill like prisoner. At evenings sniff meth, smoke weed, takes some whiskey shots and rides in Faction lowrider custom to The Hen House to perform underground shows. Talks about cars with Helmut's service mechanics. Talks about guns and aircraft with Zancudo fellas. Rides to hell away straight to LS to get hooker, cuz we in PB don't have that, he said, and strippers from Unicorn refuse to visit low end apartments this days. Generally speaking OG life.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Bloodytears1666

[HaIfricanHammer]

My character drinks himself into a silly stupor.

Pretty much the intro to Max Payne 3 is what he goes through.

Edited March 29, 2018 by HaIfricanHammer

[Silencer555]

He continues to die in this unpredictable world with unpredictable bugs. So pretty much the exact same thing if I was still logged on.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

[FuturePastNow]

Wears boots over her jeans.

 

I dunno. Never thought about it before.

[SuhPlexCity]

I think mine just plays with herself.

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited March 30, 2018 by SuhPlexCity

[xwinkx_girlYakuza]

Girls night with her friends!

[KineticZeroZ]

All the drugs.

[ThaBirdCoot]

He'd be showering endlessly I guess, that creep doesn't seem to get enough of it. Each time I log in I have to force him out of there.

[Scuba 21]

Drops a sideways deuce cuz snacks

[CaptainMarvel]

Orgies. Helicopters humping helicopters. Players pounding players. Jets Jumping Jets. Insurgents inside Insurgents. Kurumas kreaming Kurumas.

 

For they all know their digital existence is for and from only our violent delights, they are soulless things, thus their only outlets once we turn off our consoles is to thrust away in hopeless passion.