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[mav]

Oh all the many ways to inflict doom and destruction...

 

At the mod shop/LSC

- Proxy mines at all entrance/exit points, sit back and watch the fireworks

- Park your MOC in front of the mod shop itself, blocking the entrance - mod shop is closed!

- For some extra fun, plant some proxy mines under the MOC as someone will try to ram their way through and watch them go boom

- Mod a Dubsta to look identical to a gold Dubsta 2, put an ignition bomb, park it blocking the entrance

 

While others are shopping (ammo store, clothes, barber, tattoo)

- Proxy mine in front of the door

- Steal a SUV, put a sticky bomb, block the entrance slightly, as player tries to leave, boom!

- Sticky bomb other players car, when they leave and get in, detonate

- Steal a motorcycle, put sticky bombs on it, ride into the shop and fireworks time

- Gas them to tears (your tears from laughing so hard) with tear gas

- Throw in some molotov and announce on chat "It's lit in there!"

- Trap them inside by blocking the door with a car, trigger your character action. Only way they can leave is to leave the session.

- Roll up with your weaponized vehicle of choice, wait until they come outside and unleash chaos

- Hose them down with the police riot truck - they might be thirsty!

- Go to any shop, spill fuel from your jerry can everywhere with a trail going out the door, announce on chat "hurry, free money at [this shop]", as everyone comes inside, you leave and light it up

- Call Lamar and send a mugger after them. No new kicks for you! (Not really as they only lose some of their cash)

 

Speaking of weaponized or special vehicles

- Hover over another player with the Deluxo, go back to normal car mode and squish!

- Try to squish another player by landing on them with KITT! Turbo Boost FTW!

- With vehicle access set to passengers, trick another player into getting in your Deluxo, fly high, change your access to no-one and watch them fall to their death

- With vehicle access set to passengers, trick another player into getting in your Stromberg, go deep underwater, change your access to no-one and watch them drown (not sure if this works but it should theoretically, haven't tried yet)

- Give a ride to someone in your helicopter or plane, fly to Mt Chilliad and kick them out at the top. Good luck getting back to civilization.

- Rocket ram another player with the Batmobile until their car blows up

- Ram another player with the Nightshirt, MOC Cab, missile truck, Phantom Wedge until their car blows up

- Put a sticky bomb on the front of the Insurgent, roll up to another player in their car and boom

- With the Ramp Buggy, get the other player to chase you, drive to the pier, docks, anywhere with water, flip it around and with some luck, they will fly into the ocean or lake

- Turn any regular car into a suicide weaponized vehicle by putting sticky bombs all over, drive up to another player and unleash madness

 

If you play as a female character

- Steal any car, open front driver's door, put a sticky bomb on the inside, equip a sexy outfit (critical to success), go passive, drive up to another player, honk, get out and blow kisses at them, when they get in, start driving, go out of passive, jump out of car and watch the fireworks

- Alternative without the sticky bomb - drive other player to end of pier, jump out of car, player goes into the water, you can kill them or not

- Night time, dress up like a working girl, go to where they usually are, go off radar or ghost, wait until someone comes and blast them (never tried this myself, probably hard to do)

 

Going off radar or ghost

- Equip an outfit similar to what an NPC would wear, go off radar/ghost, run up to a random player and melee kill with your bare hands or melee weapon of choice, I personally like the wrench or baseball bat

 

The AFK Player

- Encircle them with proxy mines for when they wake up again...

- Put a sticky bomb on their back

- Call up Lamar and mug them cash broke

 

Passive Players

- In your Batmobile, drive towards them, engage the rocket and jump out of the car immediately after

- Call up one of your planes or jets (easier with the bigger planes), fly towards them, and jump out

- Get the cops on you, with 2 stars or higher. Stand immediately behind the passive player and the cops will gun them down.

 

Parked personal vehicles

- Call up your Cargo Bob, hook it up and drop their car into a lake or ocean, other player gets hit with the insurance fees, not you

- Spill fuel from your jerry can all over the other player's car, and light it up as they get hit with the insurance bill

- Find the player on the map, put sticky bombs on their car, Cargo Bob it to the player's location and drop it. As it hits the ground, detonate. At minimum, the other player will watch in horror as their car falls and explodes around them or you might get lucky and kill the other player with their own exploding car.

- Cargo Bob their PV on top of a building, works great on shoppers, watch as they run around looking for their ride. For extra hilarity, text them "Looking for your car too? Yeah bro, mine disappeared, it's a glitch!"

- If there's a PV at the insurance shop or police station, leave a sticky bomb on it and when they come for their car and they will, you know what to do.

- Try cloning the other player's car by modding your car, making it identical to theirs, but install an ignition bomb on it. Drive back and park it right next to theirs, maybe closest to the door of the shop so the other player will naturally go into your cloned car first. Requires a lot of good timing and luck.

 

When someone asks to try out your PV

- Take it to the mod shop, put a detonation bomb on it, let the other player drive it, as they drive away, light it up.

 

Playing with friends is better

- Trick someone into getting in the car with you, drive to your off the radar/ghost friend, park, run away, and watch as your friend kills him. Works best if you play as a female character.

- If you get into a PvP battle with someone, ask your friend to go passive, and follow them around, annoying them. You can also gain a tactical advantage if you're on a party chat with your passive friend and they tell you what the other player is doing, where they are at, etc.

 

Any large gathering of players, like a car show or MC stand your ground

- Orbital cannon strike, too obvious and easy but funny nonetheless

- Carpet bomb them with your Volatol bomber

- You can quietly infiltrate a car show, pretend to show off your favorite ride (that's loaded with 5 max sticky bombs inside the doors), and unleash chaos at a time of your choosing

- Call up an airstrike, run away and watch the resulting fireworks show

- Roll up in a tank and unleash your fury

 

On the subject of tanks

- With your Khanjali tank, start chasing another player in their car. Shoot at them but purposely miss to get them to go where you want. The other player will likely start driving around the block. Continue your pursuit, after a couple of laps around the block, start planting proxy mines. Watch as they meet their maker the next lap around.

 

Credit: Many of these trolls came from Xpert Thief and his YouTube videos.

 

PSA: Trying any one of these may and will most likely result in angry text messages, other players or entire CEO orgs/MC's coming after you for revenge so please try at your own risk.

 

 

Edited March 28, 2018 by mav

[Smooth Longsack]

TL;DR

 

Have you lost your mind? f*ckin text walls, bruh.

[FukNRekd]

That text wall was sooo worth reading LOL.

 

 

Speaking of proxies, insurgent pickup custom with proxy upgrade. Back up to foot or car players, drop proxy and drive away. Proxy will explode and usually kill player. IPC is good for around 10 or maybe more self-detonated proxies under its bumm.

[Rabid Vulpix]

- Ignition Bomb a stock looking but Insured Hearse, that I leave out in the open in crowded lobbies with plentiful low level players

 

- Stand outside of my bunker entrance with my interaction menu open, start Hostile Takeover in a busy lobby. Auto-exiting the interaction menu so the enter zone for my bunker pops up for a moment. I automatically go inside my Bunker & can leave the controller/afk stock build via security camera, as everyone in the lobby has to wait 30 minutes before they can start their own VIP/CEO work. It's pretty funny to see all the people checking their maps during the job.

 

- When playing Titan of a Job with annoying players, I'll actually be the one to fly the Titan. On the way to SSAF, I'll fly high, quickly nat test out (XBX1), causing me to split from the other players. Thus I can complete the mission on my own as the other players fail, since the Titan loses it's pilot & crashes. I only perform that to team killers or idlers.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Foreverpast

[The_B1u3_Jay]

 

​​During "A Titan of a Job", i like to crash the semi-truck into the small plane that is parked outside of the hanger when a player gets into it, killing them in the process.

this is why we can't have nice things

 

Hey, Atleast i dont crash the semi-truck into the titan, or crash the titan itself.

[Commche]

Pouring gasonline around the burner on an Oppressor or Vigilante while someone is in a store; watching them speed off and catch fire is pretty glorious.

[SuperJude™]

TlDR: A TryHard Posts TryHard Manifesto Featuring TryHard Trying So Hard!

 

 

TryHards gonna tryhard

 

Oh all the many ways to inflict doom and destruction...

 

At the mod shop/LSC

- Proxy mines at all entrance/exit points, sit back and watch the fireworks

- Park your MOC in front of the mod shop itself, blocking the entrance - mod shop is closed!

- For some extra fun, plant some proxy mines under the MOC as someone will try to ram their way through and watch them go boom

- Mod a Dubsta to look identical to a gold Dubsta 2, put an ignition bomb, park it blocking the entrance

 

While others are shopping (ammo store, clothes, barber, tattoo)

- Proxy mine in front of the door

- Steal a SUV, put a sticky bomb, block the entrance slightly, as player tries to leave, boom!

- Sticky bomb other players car, when they leave and get in, detonate

- Steal a motorcycle, put sticky bombs on it, ride into the shop and fireworks time

- Gas them to tears (your tears from laughing so hard) with tear gas

- Throw in some molotov and announce on chat "It's lit in there!"

- Trap them inside by blocking the door with a car, trigger your character action. Only way they can leave is to leave the session.

- Roll up with your weaponized vehicle of choice, wait until they come outside and unleash chaos

- Hose them down with the police riot truck - they might be thirsty!

- Go to any shop, spill fuel from your jerry can everywhere with a trail going out the door, announce on chat "hurry, free money at [this shop]", as everyone comes inside, you leave and light it up

- Call Lamar and send a mugger after them. No new kicks for you! (Not really as they only lose some of their cash)

 

Speaking of weaponized or special vehicles

- Hover over another player with the Deluxo, go back to normal car mode and squish!

- Try to squish another player by landing on them with KITT! Turbo Boost FTW!

- With vehicle access set to passengers, trick another player into getting in your Deluxo, fly high, change your access to no-one and watch them fall to their death

- With vehicle access set to passengers, trick another player into getting in your Stromberg, go deep underwater, change your access to no-one and watch them drown (not sure if this works but it should theoretically, haven't tried yet)

- Give a ride to someone in your helicopter or plane, fly to Mt Chilliad and kick them out at the top. Good luck getting back to civilization.

- Rocket ram another player with the Batmobile until their car blows up

- Ram another player with the Nightshirt, MOC Cab, missile truck, Phantom Wedge until their car blows up

- Put a sticky bomb on the front of the Insurgent, roll up to another player in their car and boom

- With the Ramp Buggy, get the other player to chase you, drive to the pier, docks, anywhere with water, flip it around and with some luck, they will fly into the ocean or lake

- Turn any regular car into a suicide weaponized vehicle by putting sticky bombs all over, drive up to another player and unleash madness

 

If you play as a female character

- Steal any car, open front driver's door, put a sticky bomb on the inside, equip a sexy outfit (critical to success), go passive, drive up to another player, honk, get out and blow kisses at them, when they get in, start driving, go out of passive, jump out of car and watch the fireworks

- Alternative without the sticky bomb - drive other player to end of pier, jump out of car, player goes into the water, you can kill them or not

- Night time, dress up like a working girl, go to where they usually are, go off radar or ghost, wait until someone comes and blast them (never tried this myself, probably hard to do)

 

Going off radar or ghost

- Equip an outfit similar to what an NPC would wear, go off radar/ghost, run up to a random player and melee kill with your bare hands or melee weapon of choice, I personally like the wrench or baseball bat

 

The AFK Player

- Encircle them with proxy mines for when they wake up again...

- Put a sticky bomb on their back

- Call up Lamar and mug them cash broke

 

Passive Players

- In your Batmobile, drive towards them, engage the rocket and jump out of the car immediately after

- Call up one of your planes or jets (easier with the bigger planes), fly towards them, and jump out

- Get the cops on you, with 2 stars or higher. Stand immediately behind the passive player and the cops will gun them down.

 

Parked personal vehicles

- Call up your Cargo Bob, hook it up and drop their car into a lake or ocean, other player gets hit with the insurance fees, not you

- Spill fuel from your jerry can all over the other player's car, and light it up as they get hit with the insurance bill

- Find the player on the map, put sticky bombs on their car, Cargo Bob it to the player's location and drop it. As it hits the ground, detonate. At minimum, the other player will watch in horror as their car falls and explodes around them or you might get lucky and kill the other player with their own exploding car.

- Cargo Bob their PV on top of a building, works great on shoppers, watch as they run around looking for their ride. For extra hilarity, text them "Looking for your car too? Yeah bro, mine disappeared, it's a glitch!"

- If there's a PV at the insurance shop or police station, leave a sticky bomb on it and when they come for their car and they will, you know what to do.

- Try cloning the other player's car by modding your car, making it identical to theirs, but install an ignition bomb on it. Drive back and park it right next to theirs, maybe closest to the door of the shop so the other player will naturally go into your cloned car first. Requires a lot of good timing and luck.

 

When someone asks to try out your PV

- Take it to the mod shop, put a detonation bomb on it, let the other player drive it, as they drive away, light it up.

 

Playing with friends is better

- Trick someone into getting in the car with you, drive to your off the radar/ghost friend, park, run away, and watch as your friend kills him. Works best if you play as a female character.

- If you get into a PvP battle with someone, ask your friend to go passive, and follow them around, annoying them. You can also gain a tactical advantage if you're on a party chat with your passive friend and they tell you what the other player is doing, where they are at, etc.

 

Any large gathering of players, like a car show or MC stand your ground

- Orbital cannon strike, too obvious and easy but funny nonetheless

- Carpet bomb them with your Volatol bomber

- You can quietly infiltrate a car show, pretend to show off your favorite ride (that's loaded with 5 max sticky bombs inside the doors), and unleash chaos at a time of your choosing

- Call up an airstrike, run away and watch the resulting fireworks show

- Roll up in a tank and unleash your fury

 

On the subject of tanks

- With your Khanjali tank, start chasing another player in their car. Shoot at them but purposely miss to get them to go where you want. The other player will likely start driving around the block. Continue your pursuit, after a couple of laps around the block, start planting proxy mines. Watch as they meet their maker the next lap around.

 

Credit: Many of these trolls came from Xpert Thief and his YouTube videos.

 

PSA: Trying any one of these may and will most likely result in angry text messages, other players or entire CEO orgs/MC's coming after you for revenge so please try at your own risk.

 

 

[0wn996]

I had a fantastic laugh with a tryhard yesterday.

I was helping out some random crew stealing cars when this guy blew me up (off radar).

Went straight after him and took him out before he could take out any more of our cars.

 

Anytime any of us would come close to him he takes the easy way out (now i'm triggered).

So i stay at a distance and when he gets in a buzzard to fly off i take him down with explosive ammo.

So he goes ghost org, and at this point i had my revenge so i go on with what i was doing.

 

But i notice he keeps taking down everything that moves, so i decide to bring the pain some more.

Got in my akula and stealth bombed the sh*t out of him for 5 minutes.

When i decide again that he's had enough and i move on, he gets on his ceo office roof and starts blasting everything with explosive ammo.

 

At this moment i decide it's finally time that i deem somebody worthy of being on the receiving end of my orbital cannon.

Went to the facility, blasted him off the roof, got my achievement for using the orbital cannon (and a good laugh).

 

Before i waved him goodbye i told him that taking the easy way out now counts negatively towards his K/D ratio.

Must have been a really bad evening for mr tryhard

[Smooth Longsack]

^^^ lol at the manifesto. That's only like his 13th post since 2005, making it pretty noteworthy.

[Happy Hunter]

I don't kill those trying to make money so I guess I never troll. I do constantly teleport and use ghost though. Also fully loaded.

So I do play douchy. Probably not a word.

Oh I don't know - Fully Loaded's not so bad. It's great for when you have those little gangs of broomstick boys anyway - can just swat them down with ease; the more the merrier.

 

Plus it's easy enough to auto aim their drivers out. Even in vehicles - you've got the MOC, a Khanjali may be able to pin it down long enough, and I can use my helicopters by hovering directly above them (especially since the Savage got buffed, and there's the glorious Hunter).

 

It's not so bad in the face of things.

[Big Molio]

Did he even manage to kill anyone though? I have no problem with teaching anyone a lesson if they deserve it, but killing a low level 15 times in a row if he's done next to nothing (regardless of what he intended to do) and is now literally begging you to stop - that's pretty much griefing with a thin bit of justification, isn't it? At least it seems quite excessive.

 

I will hassle and kill players quite regularly, but I definitely draw a line with super low levels, even the ones trying to act like twats. At the end of the day, they have no experience and very few of the tools for proper PvP; it's like an adult going onto a playground where a 10 year old is acting like a bully toward other 10 year olds, and curb stomping him into the hospital. Yes he was being a little asshole, but it's complete overkill given the difference in size and resources between you. Anybody under about level 40 I seldom kill more than once or twice, unless they really won't leave me alone.

 

 

Agreed. On those occasional times that a low level catches me off-guard, runs me over or kills me, it's generally just out of excitement at being in the game coupled with a lack of experience I tell myself. A bit of "big-dog / little-dog" instant justice is usually required, but then after one or two kills, I drive slowly and casually away as if to say "Now let that be a lesson to you young man!!!" lol

 

I always feel bad then when immediately after, they send a friend request.

 

I save real griefing for the crews and high-rankers who can give as good as they get. That's where the gameplay is.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Big Molio

[FukNRekd]

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

 

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

 

But I go further. The millions I make exist solely to make this game a completely miserable experience for everyone with inflated KD/Rs. Most of the time, my efforts to ruin the experiences of KD/R pole-strokers is less marked if they're below 3.0.

 

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life. You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off. I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence. You must strike deep at the heart of people like these. They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

 

Of course, I don't resort to degenerate tactics like suicide, glitching, or modding.

 

When I can accumulate a group of friends, we take turns rotating all malicious features against that person (bounties, mugging, etc.). Also, CEO work like most wanted, and just stay glued right on top of the degenerate KD/R pole stroker for the entire 10 minutes so that he can't fire a shot without getting destroyed by the police.

 

The only thing more entertaining than spending my time ruining GTAO for KD/R pole-stroking degenerates are full playlists of fun jobs, which almost never happen.

 

So yeah, I troll the living f*ck out of people with KD/Rs over 2.0. They're all absolute trash at this game. They won't play deathmatches. They're garbage. Absolute garbage.

 

If you care at all about the soul of gaming, you will destroy and mutilate these pieces of garbage every time you get a chance. Report them en masse until they are banned or thrown into bad sport.

 

The surest sign of a player being garbage is him having a KD/R over 2.0. So yeah, no mercy for these losers. I'll admit I troll them with impunity.

I'll bite, too... I'm at 2.4, with exactly 1,239 player kills and 50 days of game time.

 

Come at me too, bitch! (Wait, nevermind, I'm no good at PvP. Just show up in the server and I'll have my way with you behind your back ROR!!! )

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by FukNRekd

[The Spook]

I used to snipe people from the roof of Tinsel Towers. Well, from several rooftops really, but Tinsel Towers was my "HQ" of sorts. It provides an excellent view of LSC. Many have died in front of it. Many didn't know what was happening to them until WASTED appeared on their screens. Some people would get popped repeatedly, and when they finally decided to come after me I would leave.

 

| The Spook | left.

 

Because nothing pisses most folk off more than trying to get revenge and the target leaving.

 

Shooting someone in their car, and keeping your rifle aimed at the car until they come back to get in it again, to shoot them again. My record is 9 times. A guy tried to get back into his car and died 9 more times. The hate message I got, wow.

[KM964]

I got a bounty and hid in the subway tunnel thats used in the jewel store job, right at the point where it looked like I was a sitting duck on the map on the street above. I placed prox mines just in case anyone came down there. People up above were confused and even started killing each other. I guess they didnt play the story and just jumped straight to online.

 

I did something similar in the days where we could glitch into Michaels house. Except the magnitude was like WW3. Nobody ever got me.

[AdriiRozayXOXO]

I like to snipe people out of jets/planes and the Deluxo with the explosive sniper lol

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Free orbitals you don't get the kill but you piss your target off a treat

[No Homing]

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

 

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

 

But I go further. The millions I make exist solely to make this game a completely miserable experience for everyone with inflated KD/Rs. Most of the time, my efforts to ruin the experiences of KD/R pole-strokers is less marked if they're below 3.0.

 

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life. You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off. I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence. You must strike deep at the heart of people like these. They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

 

Of course, I don't resort to degenerate tactics like suicide, glitching, or modding.

 

When I can accumulate a group of friends, we take turns rotating all malicious features against that person (bounties, mugging, etc.). Also, CEO work like most wanted, and just stay glued right on top of the degenerate KD/R pole stroker for the entire 10 minutes so that he can't fire a shot without getting destroyed by the police.

 

The only thing more entertaining than spending my time ruining GTAO for KD/R pole-stroking degenerates are full playlists of fun jobs, which almost never happen.

 

So yeah, I troll the living f*ck out of people with KD/Rs over 2.0. They're all absolute trash at this game. They won't play deathmatches. They're garbage. Absolute garbage.

 

If you care at all about the soul of gaming, you will destroy and mutilate these pieces of garbage every time you get a chance. Report them en masse until they are banned or thrown into bad sport.

 

The surest sign of a player being garbage is him having a KD/R over 2.0. So yeah, no mercy for these losers. I'll admit I troll them with impunity.

Please join me. I have a KD of 5.59 and just spent all night jet griefing.

Make me cry, c'mon, make me cry.

Free orbitals you don't get the kill but you piss your target off a treat

Free orbitals?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

 

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

 

But I go further. The millions I make exist solely to make this game a completely miserable experience for everyone with inflated KD/Rs. Most of the time, my efforts to ruin the experiences of KD/R pole-strokers is less marked if they're below 3.0.

 

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life. You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off. I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence. You must strike deep at the heart of people like these. They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

 

Of course, I don't resort to degenerate tactics like suicide, glitching, or modding.

 

When I can accumulate a group of friends, we take turns rotating all malicious features against that person (bounties, mugging, etc.). Also, CEO work like most wanted, and just stay glued right on top of the degenerate KD/R pole stroker for the entire 10 minutes so that he can't fire a shot without getting destroyed by the police.

 

The only thing more entertaining than spending my time ruining GTAO for KD/R pole-stroking degenerates are full playlists of fun jobs, which almost never happen.

 

So yeah, I troll the living f*ck out of people with KD/Rs over 2.0. They're all absolute trash at this game. They won't play deathmatches. They're garbage. Absolute garbage.

 

If you care at all about the soul of gaming, you will destroy and mutilate these pieces of garbage every time you get a chance. Report them en masse until they are banned or thrown into bad sport.

 

The surest sign of a player being garbage is him having a KD/R over 2.0. So yeah, no mercy for these losers. I'll admit I troll them with impunity.

Please join me. I have a KD of 5.59 and just spent all night jet griefing.

Make me cry, c'mon, make me cry.

Free orbitals you don't get the kill but you piss your target off a treat

Free orbitals?

 

Have disconnect Internet ready with double tap ps button as soon as its hit target............Disconnect and rejoin friend/crew member

 

No cool down no costs just the waiting game of joining again

[No Homing]

Ah, that's how that tryhard obliterated my avenger 3 times today. I don't think he ever realised I don't die there.

 

Dude even went to his facility before I even provoked him or his friends.

I taunted his friends after he emberrassed himself the 1st time.

They went ghosted but didn't kill anyone. They ended up at LSIA, getting in a jet. Nice use of ghost, poor cryhards. They were too scared to attack my avenger, but I hit one of them through a gap between 2 buildings and I wasn't even aiming at him lol.

 

Poor cryhard hit my avenger twice more after that. The noob sure wasted alot of time emberrassing himself.

 

When will people learn you don't die inside the avenger?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Ah, that's how that tryhard obliterated my avenger 3 times today. I don't think he ever realised I don't die there.

 

Dude even went to his facility before I even provoked him or his friends.

I taunted his friends after he emberrassed himself the 1st time.

They went ghosted but didn't kill anyone. They ended up at LSIA, getting in a jet. Nice use of ghost, poor cryhards. They were too scared to attack my avenger, but I hit one of them through a gap between 2 buildings and I wasn't even aiming at him lol.

 

Poor cryhard hit my avenger twice more after that. The noob sure wasted alot of time emberrassing himself.

 

When will people learn you don't die inside the avenger?

Ive caught loads out hiding in my moc, if i see them running to their facility i know whats coming so i wait till they get there then go otr and enter

 

They can't see my blip but can still take a 750k loss lol or fail completely and load back in

[R3CON]

Sometimes I go on sticky bomb rampages speeding in random NPC cars or my Bati 801 killing the nearest player dot. Then it's on to the next one and the next one and the next one. If they manage to get me first good on them.

 

I also don't feel remorse about using the Akula to get dirty kills on Deluxos, they usually have it coming. Sometimes Buzzards if they're hostile, but definitely Deluxos. Oh yeah and Oppressors, they had it coming too.

 

Other times I randomly throw proxies on well traveled streets.

 

Also have a general habit of blowing up personal vehicles just for the inconvenience it causes other players. Only exception is if the car looks good/has good customizations. My favorite targets are Kurumas and the Dukes of Death. Too many people rely on them as a safety blanket thinking they're invincible and it's nice to take that away.

 

Pretty much it.

Edited March 30, 2018 by R3CON

[Cutter De Blanc]

Every time I've stranded someone on Mt Gordo, they tend to just leave the session. I guess nobody likes that one

[Jazzy the Dutchess]

When bored I sometimes drive backwards during a race and crash into people

[joel15cat]

Ah, that's how that tryhard obliterated my avenger 3 times today. I don't think he ever realised I don't die there.

 

Dude even went to his facility before I even provoked him or his friends.

I taunted his friends after he emberrassed himself the 1st time.

They went ghosted but didn't kill anyone. They ended up at LSIA, getting in a jet. Nice use of ghost, poor cryhards. They were too scared to attack my avenger, but I hit one of them through a gap between 2 buildings and I wasn't even aiming at him lol.

 

Poor cryhard hit my avenger twice more after that. The noob sure wasted alot of time emberrassing himself.

 

When will people learn you don't die inside the avenger?

When will people learn they will die with Deluxos and Oppressors vs FL Ruiner2000? Never

[No Homing]

 

Ah, that's how that tryhard obliterated my avenger 3 times today. I don't think he ever realised I don't die there.

 

Dude even went to his facility before I even provoked him or his friends.

I taunted his friends after he emberrassed himself the 1st time.

They went ghosted but didn't kill anyone. They ended up at LSIA, getting in a jet. Nice use of ghost, poor cryhards. They were too scared to attack my avenger, but I hit one of them through a gap between 2 buildings and I wasn't even aiming at him lol.

 

Poor cryhard hit my avenger twice more after that. The noob sure wasted alot of time emberrassing himself.

 

When will people learn you don't die inside the avenger?

When will people learn they will die with Deluxos and Oppressors vs FL Ruiner2000? Never

 

 

Poor retarded cryhards. Almost feel bad for them.

[Arrows to Athens]

This is for you, Harbujahn and KWF...

 

 

Edited March 31, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Furry_Monkey]

I like to ride my motorbike into shops while people are shopping, so that the shop closes. I also like to kill the mechanic in LSC while someone is in there modding a vehicle.

 

Cheap laughs, I know, but laughs nonetheless.

[FukNRekd]

Last night I was driving around the prison dropping proxies enjoying my 5 star wanted level when two guys at level 335 and 450 something showed up in a buzzard and a deluxo and started shooting at me...

 

Bad idea.

 

Mr. Deluxo ran over a mine and died. I drove to my bunker at farmhouse and got a fresh insurgent and drove to my hanger. Got an Akula and waited.

 

Sure enough both boneheads got in the deluxo and started heading towards crates being moved.

 

I took them out and went back to my bunker to go AFK while my stock built up while I eat dinner. Sure enough they came to my bunker and destroyed my akula, then Camp there for about half an hour waiting for me to come out which I didn't.

Edited April 2, 2018 by FukNRekd

[The Wandering Hunter]

i was playing los santos connection with 5 noobs. 2 dead at first location, 1 respawns. 4 arrive at the depo and they all die.

 

so i proceed to complete the mission using the rdr revolver to do the headshot challenge on my last account. it took 25 minutes and no one left.

[SirPhilMcKraken]

This doesn't happen so much during the PS4 era as everyone is in party chat now but during the PS3 days, whenever I used to hear a kid on mic I Used to just troll them with everything in the book, passive bails, just running over, sticky bombing their car without them knowing. I did it mainly for the mic reactions, it was a good laugh. A lot would ask to drive your car to which I would either run them over or put it in Passenger only mode and keep saying they're doing it wrong when they can't get in.

 

Call it punishing the underage players.