Confess your trolling

[SqualidCoyote]

I like the challenge if I'm doing Headhunter and someone tries to protect the targets. It makes a change from completing it in three minutes without a single hitch. And if you do Headhunter in an open lobby then I'm coming after you. The game says to protect the targets not hide in a bunker until someone is done earning easy free money. See also Sightseer.

[Nutduster]

I like the challenge if I'm doing Headhunter and someone tries to protect the targets. It makes a change from completing it in three minutes without a single hitch. And if you do Headhunter in an open lobby then I'm coming after you. The game says to protect the targets not hide in a bunker until someone is done earning easy free money. See also Sightseer.

 

That's not even trolling, that's playing the game the way it's supposed to be played. I often go after other players' PvP VIP work, and I anticipate them doing the same when I run a VIP job, which is often. In fact I find VIP work kind of boring if no one ever comes after me, and it doesn't pay enough to be worth doing without a little added excitement (unlike selling I/E cars, for instance - on those jobs I am happy to be left alone).

[Big Molio]

Yeah, I can't resist playing the CEO / MC at those jobs, I love 'em. I love the one where you have to defend the boxes (Torched?) at that little rail yard down by the railway line. You can cause some impotent rage down there because it's easy to stop crews getting in to destroy the cargo.

[willystylez]

I don't kill those trying to make money so I guess I never troll. I do constantly teleport and use ghost though. Also fully loaded.

 

So I do play douchy. Probably not a word.

[The Wandering Hunter]

i just mined the sh*t out of lsia when i knew some people were going there. all 5 mines got a kill lol.

 

3 kills from mines near the ramp in in rapid succession then a double kill from the helipad mines.

[Up2NoGood45]

The troll got trolled last night. Saw a guy just standing there in a fugue state and was thinking of something funny to do to him and then he comes to life and blasts me LOL. I think he was just standing there trolling. Bastage...

Edited March 27, 2018 by Up2NoGood45

[Forza Harrd]

 

I like the challenge if I'm doing Headhunter and someone tries to protect the targets. It makes a change from completing it in three minutes without a single hitch. And if you do Headhunter in an open lobby then I'm coming after you. The game says to protect the targets not hide in a bunker until someone is done earning easy free money. See also Sightseer.

 

That's not even trolling, that's playing the game the way it's supposed to be played. I often go after other players' PvP VIP work, and I anticipate them doing the same when I run a VIP job, which is often. In fact I find VIP work kind of boring if no one ever comes after me, and it doesn't pay enough to be worth doing without a little added excitement (unlike selling I/E cars, for instance - on those jobs I am happy to be left alone).

 

 

I'm not really into pvp but when I see Headhunter I answer the call.

 

Back when I was grinding I spent a lot of time doing HH and when I discovered how much fun and excitement it was in a full lobby I quit doing it in invite only. Give me a Buzzard and HH, I don't care who's doing it, and I'm happy.

[Red Lynx 23]

I was in a solo public lobby, that one crew member joined, and we both went about our business. Except maybe for following this crew member with my Akula during an I/E car sale, and dropping gas bombs on or near the car being sold.

[Sentinel Driver]

Dumb random heist hosts are my favorite targets. Playing on easy? Hosting from paleto bay facility? Your ass is getting rammed by my vigilante: I love it when they start shooting and throwing explosives at it completely oblivious to the fact that it's not doing any damage. Someone usually ends up killing themself with those explosives. I usually vote restart on failure screen too. I keep trolling until someone leaves. I also like to send bait messages like "you have the worst facility". I love it when I get fan mail, usually rage messages in foreign languages. An effective way to learn languages I might say

[BOOGIEMAN219]

I also like to run over people who are in god mode over and over and over, I have gotten really good at it and got a few people to quit after 10+ minutes of non stop bump bump bump bump lol I love it.

[CaptainMarvel]

I have no beef with either Blasterman or Nutduster, but for a poster that uses a Scientologist avatar and besmirched THE AGENT DALE COOPER, deserves all the negativity directed towards him/her.

[FlacidJack]

I like to go passive, find some noob getting griefed then give the noob weaponized toys to counter the griefer. Then I just sit back and watch the mayhem as they fail at using my OP toys over and over, then call Mors and chose something better to feed them. Funny thing is most griefer know i'm feeding the noob, some get salty and some laugh it off.

 

Also I wouldn't normally consider this trolling but protecting ramdom cargo in an Akula triggers some players who try to destroy the cargo. Many think I wanted to destroy the cargo but misfired. It's funny to watch them bitch in the chat then hurry to catch up to the cargo only to die again.

[Skeve613]

When practicing the explosive Heavy Sniper, if I can't find any legitimate targets (eg. jets, Deluxos, Oppressors, any tryhards, etc.), I often will end up opening fire on everyone in sight of my office building roof until I am killed or run out of ammunition.

 

While this has made me very good at hitting moving targets, including the above nuisance vehicles, it's also led to a lot of upset people messaging me, since the roof of the Arcadius office has a clear view of the Burton LS Customs, where people conveniently will slow down and take predictable routes into the shop...

 

 

 

 

Oh, and there is also that thing I do with proximity mines outside the customs shop.

[DeMinoTheDragon]

Low level with Homing Launcher camps Los Santos Customs.

 

I proceed to call in my Deluxo and kill him 15 times in a row

 

He tried to ghost me, he tried to go off the radar, he even tried to beg for me to stop (funnily enough he didn't try passive or ya know just leaving the lobby)

 

Not only that but I sent Mercs because I knew he couldn't handle them.

 

I was also taunting him in chat ("you gotta be quicker than the rocket" "Oh so you don't like being blown up for no reason? strange.")

Edited March 28, 2018 by That1Skeleton

[0wn996]

Low level with Homing Launcher camps Los Santos Customs.

I proceed to call in my Deluxo and kill him 15 times in a row

Not only that but I sent Mercs because I knew he couldn't handle them.

So spawnkilling a defenseless low level and even calling mercs on him.

Where's the fun in that?

[thepiebaker]

 

Low level with Homing Launcher camps Los Santos Customs.

I proceed to call in my Deluxo and kill him 15 times in a row

Not only that but I sent Mercs because I knew he couldn't handle them.

So spawnkilling a defenseless low level and even calling mercs on him.

Where's the fun in that?

Spawnkilling a lowlevel who intended to be an asshole himself

 

I wouldnt call someone defenseless if they initiate the fight themselves and get reckt.

 

Should i feel bad when one genious lvl 5 armed with only a sawed off and hijacked cars does everything in his power to attack my bud and i (200 and 400) and after swatting away each of his failed attempts we continued to doing what we were doing only for him to fail avenging his death that was the result of self defense?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I also like to run over people who are in god mode over and over and over, I have gotten really good at it and got a few people to quit after 10+ minutes of non stop bump bump bump bump lol I love it.

I honestly find god moders hilarious they're just asking too be bounced around , lagswitchers on the other hand , they will get the cannon. Over and over again if theres a crew member/friend in the lobby

[0wn996]

 

 

Low level with Homing Launcher camps Los Santos Customs.

I proceed to call in my Deluxo and kill him 15 times in a row

Not only that but I sent Mercs because I knew he couldn't handle them.

So spawnkilling a defenseless low level and even calling mercs on him.

Where's the fun in that?

 

Spawnkilling a lowlevel who intended to be an asshole himself

 

I wouldnt call someone defenseless if they initiate the fight themselves and get reckt.

 

Should i feel bad when one genious lvl 5 armed with only a sawed off and hijacked cars does everything in his power to attack my bud and i (200 and 400) and after swatting away each of his failed attempts we continued to doing what we were doing only for him to fail avenging his death that was the result of self defense?

 

Ah i see that i got it wrong and it was the lowlevel that started by camping with a homing launcher.

 

Still not a fan of the spawnkilling, but yeah that makes it a legit troll

[The Wandering Hunter]

someone trieed to snipe me near my facility. explosive round hits bush.

 

gets avenger and slow rolls it towards them in vtol

 

bombs them 5 times in s row

 

they hide

 

i engage autopilot

 

they try to peek and shoot then explode

[Nutduster]

 

 

Low level with Homing Launcher camps Los Santos Customs.

I proceed to call in my Deluxo and kill him 15 times in a row

Not only that but I sent Mercs because I knew he couldn't handle them.

So spawnkilling a defenseless low level and even calling mercs on him.

Where's the fun in that?

Spawnkilling a lowlevel who intended to be an asshole himself

 

I wouldnt call someone defenseless if they initiate the fight themselves and get reckt.

 

 

Did he even manage to kill anyone though? I have no problem with teaching anyone a lesson if they deserve it, but killing a low level 15 times in a row if he's done next to nothing (regardless of what he intended to do) and is now literally begging you to stop - that's pretty much griefing with a thin bit of justification, isn't it? At least it seems quite excessive.

 

I will hassle and kill players quite regularly, but I definitely draw a line with super low levels, even the ones trying to act like twats. At the end of the day, they have no experience and very few of the tools for proper PvP; it's like an adult going onto a playground where a 10 year old is acting like a bully toward other 10 year olds, and curb stomping him into the hospital. Yes he was being a little asshole, but it's complete overkill given the difference in size and resources between you. Anybody under about level 40 I seldom kill more than once or twice, unless they really won't leave me alone.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Nutduster

[FukNRekd]

Wow. Some of you guys are f*cked up individuals. I like that in a person.

 

Bookmarked.

 

 

Last night I joined a CEO hoping to help. They just flew around for 5 minutes. A different CEO that I secretly helped earlier was headed for us with cargo and another CEO chasing him.

 

I killed the chasing CEO and noticed my CEO heading towards us. So I waited and sure enough my CEO started shooting so I quit CEO and shot him out of his jet to save the CEO trying to run cargo.

 

Boring, I know. But im still a n00bs and have a lot to learn. This thread will be a huge help.

Edited March 28, 2018 by FukNRekd

[Aggregate Demand]

I did something very bad a few weeks ago. Something that I can't stand other players doing. I ruined a car meet.

 

There was probably 25 players at the golf course, all admiring each other's cars, and the vibe seemed pretty relaxed based on the mic conversations.

 

So I spawned a Hydra, started Haulage, went off the radar, and destroyed all their cars. I paid no insurance, and the wails over the mic led to every player chasing me. I spawned my Akula and hid over near Mount Gordo, while about ten jets hovered over Los Santos trying to spot me.

[MadTitanThanos]

I like the challenge if I'm doing Headhunter and someone tries to protect the targets. It makes a change from completing it in three minutes without a single hitch. And if you do Headhunter in an open lobby then I'm coming after you. The game says to protect the targets not hide in a bunker until someone is done earning easy free money. See also Sightseer.

 

That's not trolling, you're just playing the game.

 

Same as it not being trolling if you were to blow up someone's special cargo. It's part of the game. Blowing up special cargo is healthy, and keeps dipsh*ts from earning money they're too dumb to have.

[FukNRekd]

Speaking of almost feeling ashamed... Feed said a player destroyed some cargo, so I started griefing him in my Akula. After 2 or 3 kills he sent me a text asking if I was done yet. I LOLED and said my wife asks me that a lot. After 2 more kills he paused and I got a couple voice messages from him (didn't know this was a thing). They basically translated into why are you messing with me what did I do to you?

 

I went back in the feed and realized it was probably his own cargo that he destroyed.

 

I felt bad but still went after him one more time while he was delivering supplies. Didn't kill him this time, just shot a couple rockets in his general direction then went to my hanger and left them alone. He left a few minutes later.

[ilovefreebird]

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

 

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

 

But I go further. The millions I make exist solely to make this game a completely miserable experience for everyone with inflated KD/Rs. Most of the time, my efforts to ruin the experiences of KD/R pole-strokers is less marked if they're below 3.0.

 

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life. You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off. I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence. You must strike deep at the heart of people like these. They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

 

Of course, I don't resort to degenerate tactics like suicide, glitching, or modding.

 

When I can accumulate a group of friends, we take turns rotating all malicious features against that person (bounties, mugging, etc.). Also, CEO work like most wanted, and just stay glued right on top of the degenerate KD/R pole stroker for the entire 10 minutes so that he can't fire a shot without getting destroyed by the police.

 

The only thing more entertaining than spending my time ruining GTAO for KD/R pole-stroking degenerates are full playlists of fun jobs, which almost never happen.

 

So yeah, I troll the living f*ck out of people with KD/Rs over 2.0. They're all absolute trash at this game. They won't play deathmatches. They're garbage. Absolute garbage.

 

If you care at all about the soul of gaming, you will destroy and mutilate these pieces of garbage every time you get a chance. Report them en masse until they are banned or thrown into bad sport.

 

The surest sign of a player being garbage is him having a KD/R over 2.0. So yeah, no mercy for these losers. I'll admit I troll them with impunity.

My KDR is 3.45, and I don't look for fights. I consider myself good at the game, and only fight back when attacked. My main purpose in GTAO is to grind for money in order to buy and drive cars.

 

If you see me online, I won't go near you - but you'll be f*cked if you come near me. Douche.

[Nutduster]

@FukNRekd - I've almost done that before. I don't know why the feed can't be more specific and say whose cargo was destroyed in addition to who destroyed it.

 

I don't have any real moral judgment against people who destroy cargo - That's the game design (though it's rather awful) and I've done it myself. But I still like going after anyone destroying cargo. It seems more sporting than going after the cargo itself.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Nutduster

[willystylez]

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

 

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

 

But I go further. The millions I make exist solely to make this game a completely miserable experience for everyone with inflated KD/Rs. Most of the time, my efforts to ruin the experiences of KD/R pole-strokers is less marked if they're below 3.0.

 

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life. You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off. I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence. You must strike deep at the heart of people like these. They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

 

Of course, I don't resort to degenerate tactics like suicide, glitching, or modding.

 

When I can accumulate a group of friends, we take turns rotating all malicious features against that person (bounties, mugging, etc.). Also, CEO work like most wanted, and just stay glued right on top of the degenerate KD/R pole stroker for the entire 10 minutes so that he can't fire a shot without getting destroyed by the police.

 

The only thing more entertaining than spending my time ruining GTAO for KD/R pole-stroking degenerates are full playlists of fun jobs, which almost never happen.

 

So yeah, I troll the living f*ck out of people with KD/Rs over 2.0. They're all absolute trash at this game. They won't play deathmatches. They're garbage. Absolute garbage.

 

If you care at all about the soul of gaming, you will destroy and mutilate these pieces of garbage every time you get a chance. Report them en masse until they are banned or thrown into bad sport.

 

The surest sign of a player being garbage is him having a KD/R over 2.0. So yeah, no mercy for these losers. I'll admit I troll them with impunity.

I am a grown up and this is just pixels so that would have zero effect on me.

 

My 2nd account kdr is 8.84. Thanks fully loaded.

[MadTitanThanos]

Speaking of almost feeling ashamed... Feed said a player destroyed some cargo, so I started griefing him in my Akula. After 2 or 3 kills he sent me a text asking if I was done yet. I LOLED and said my wife asks me that a lot. After 2 more kills he paused and I got a couple voice messages from him (didn't know this was a thing). They basically translated into why are you messing with me what did I do to you?

 

I went back in the feed and realized it was probably his own cargo that he destroyed.

 

I felt bad but still went after him one more time while he was delivering supplies. Didn't kill him this time, just shot a couple rockets in his general direction then went to my hanger and left them alone. He left a few minutes later.

 

I look at it like this. It's just a game right? I could almost feel bad about blowing up someone's cargo, but I don't.

 

I won't. This is a game of thievery and there's no honor among thieves!

 

I don't go out of my way to spend vast amounts of time messing with people, but OCCASIONALLY it amuses me to do so. I won't be shamed for doing it. Typically I'm a model citizen & I spend easily 90% of my time in this game focusing on making money and interacting as little as possible with the other populace. A few moments of cutting loose and using my new toys that I earned is well within reason.

 

It's funny to me that people really act like you should play GTA with any sense of decorum. I don't get mad at people when they kill me or attack me or disrupt my business. I take it as a cost of doing business and an integral part of the game.

@FukNRekd - I've almost done that before. I don't know why the feed can't be more specific and say whose cargo was destroyed in addition to who destroyed it.

 

I don't have any real moral judgment against people who destroy cargo - That's the game design (though it's rather awful) and I've done it myself. But I still like going after anyone destroying cargo. It seems more sporting than going after the cargo itself.

 

Yeah!

 

There's a lot of gray area with "morality" in this game. I can have an altercation w/ another player briefly, and then do a little street philanthropy by killing bounties on low level players and giving them 100% of the money back. People appreciate that sh*t.

[Tao Cheng]

Set up a car meet only to lure them into an orbital cannon site.

[SuperJude™]

I remember many versions of this thread being closed over the years.

 

I have always enjoyed the creative stuff.

 

Not such a fan of TryHard bragging which sometimes these turn into.

 

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Yeah I'm that guy who sniped you a couple times then left the area/session before you could retaliate...