Confess your trolling

[thepiebaker]

 

When the game actively encourages you to take down organisations that are doing whatever kind of activity.... is it trolling if you do what the game asks you every now and then?

I would say no, it is valid gameplay, but many here consider you to be the scum of the earth if you do.

Like farting in a crowded elevator. Not illegal but everyone will hate you.

[0wn996]

 

When the game actively encourages you to take down organisations that are doing whatever kind of activity.... is it trolling if you do what the game asks you every now and then?

I would say no, it is valid gameplay, but many here consider you to be the scum of the earth if you do.

 

I know, and I'm fine with that

And if the entire crew comes after me afterwards that's fine as well. I'll make it a fair fight.

[Big Molio]

I know, and I'm fine with that

And if the entire crew comes after me afterwards that's fine as well. I'll make it a fair fight.

 

 

I've made a point of not messing with anybody under rank 100 or doing stuff on their own. Higher ranked crews of two or more, especially if they deploy their Deluxos as armed escorts are fair game I say.

[Mattoropael]

Yet another (harmless) LSC troll:

• Block Burton LSC (i.e. the most popular one by far) with a locked MOC Cab. Unless you have a Ramp Buggy or Wedge, ramming it away is impossible, and it takes 12 RPG/stickies to blow... and the wreck will still be there. Oh, and you can still cruise around in your PV while it's wasting everyone's time. Just make sure the trailer is stowed away somewhere safe and hidden.
• Better yet, shut down LSC beforehand with weapons, and watch in passive on the nearby balcony (to make sure LSC does not reset), then have the last laugh when they finally dislodge your cab from the entrance.

 

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If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

I'm overqualified, where are you?

 

Edited March 27, 2018 by Mattoropael

[Lonely-Martin]

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

 

<snip the clutter>

 

If you care at all about the soul of gaming, you will destroy and mutilate these pieces of garbage every time you get a chance. Report them en masse until they are banned or thrown into bad sport.

 

The surest sign of a player being garbage is him having a KD/R over 2.0. So yeah, no mercy for these losers. I'll admit I troll them with impunity.

 

You confess here to breaking the game's TOS. That's worse than anything one is doing in game, even if they are griefing and have a high K/D. What they do to get high K/D can't be known by you unless you physically see them cheat. And as you use every 'feature available' and show that dickmoves, like passive abuse and such, how another gets their high K/D, by your standards, IS LEGAL!!

 

Also, you deluded hypocrite. Which is it, 2.0, or 3.0?

 

Genuinely, why would you post tripe that completely undermines your entire stance and actually proves YOU are cheating?.

[Big Molio]

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life.

You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off.

I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence.

You must strike deep at the heart of people like these.

They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

 

^ Reading this is more fun if you sing it in your head in the style of Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden

Edited March 27, 2018 by Big Molio

[Lonely-Martin]

This is the last time I am ever replying to you about anything, and I'm only doing it now to set the record straight for the benefit of anyone who might make the mistake of thinking you know what you're talking about. If you have an ounce of integrity you would admit that you know NOTHING about me and have no basis for any of the bullsh*t you're spewing.

 

<snip for space>

You wanna know the real reason my k/d is much higher than yours, little fella? It's because I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you. Now don't talk to me again, psycho.

 

#feelsgoodman

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

But if the KD/R is over 3.0, you are dead. You have no life.

You will not be able to think about anyone except me when you turn the system off.

I mute and unmute and send messages that make the person question the validity of his existence.

You must strike deep at the heart of people like these.

They must be ruined or else there is no justice in GTAO.

Hahaha my tugs loaded and im off #Somaliabound

[Amy Vinewood]

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

Report for greifing whom? Even if they are not killing anybody? Maybe these people earned it in a gamemode and not in freeroam "greifing".

 

I bet you're the kind of guy that would make their friends verify who they are, where they got their k/d, how "legit" they are in your eyes? Maybe people like you should mind their own business.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Amy Vinewood

[Nutduster]

 

If someone has a KD/R over 3.0, they get muted, and then I troll them until they quit or I'm done playing the game for the day.

As long as the features are available, I bounty, kick, mug, mercenaries, strike team, report, observe, invite, passive, quit and rejoin --- until the degenerate quits.

Anybody with a KD/R over 3.0 can automatically be reported for griefing at any time.

Report for greifing whom? Even if they are not killing anybody? Maybe these people earned it in a gamemode and not in freeroam "greifing".

 

 

 

He's an idiot, don't waste your breath. But I think he'd be shocked to see how a lot of players with k/d above his red line actually play most of the time. I go into most lobbies hoping to mostly ignore other players and do VIP work, free roam events, time trials and other goof-offery; the murder sprees tend to start when people start sh*t with me, not the other way around. And I have a number of friends that play the same way and are also over 3.0 (or 2.0, or wherever he's putting the cutoff - hilariously obvious what his own k/d is, huh? I'm guessing around 1.5).

[AsphaltTrench]

I used to park my Dodo Seaplane next to populated yachts and have it start spazzing out on them, sometimes it gets so laggy, I see people getting launched off the yacht and some get me kills.

[Arrows to Athens]

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Smooth Longsack]

When DDH first dropped, i would park the MOC on the dam by the most expensive facility. I wouldn't kill anyone. Just park it and leave it. The dam became totally impassable and would require at least another 90-120 seconds to bypass. Muhuhahahah

 

Eta- blasterman4ever's anger has regressed to the point of being almost incomprehensible by the community. There is much emotional trauma in his past to which I'd credit damaged ego, shoddy caretakers and probably some malnutrition. It's a recipe for disaster and is what likely causes these emotionally charged outbursts.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Smooth Longsack

[SHOKKERZ91]

I love to fly around in my cargobob dropping tanks that i have rigged with stickys to low levels.

[kenmy13999]

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

That's a really good question actually, what would be most fair was for him to report himself

[PwnageSoldier]

Recently did my CMM but.. I don't know. I just bombed some guy and his special cargo shipment with the Hunter (air-freight steal mission variant) then bombed him until he left the game (and assumingly turned off his PS4).

 

Something's changed about me.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

When DDH first dropped, i would park the MOC on the dam by the most expensive facility. I wouldn't kill anyone. Just park it and leave it. The dam became totally impassable and would require at least another 90-120 seconds to bypass. Muhuhahahah

Ive done this twice today on lsc . First block was with a random who blocked the other side, i attempted too call an airstrike on the 5-6 trapped victims but it failed and flew right over

Paid 8k too hear 'we're going back to base'

Edited March 27, 2018 by HARBUJAHN

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

That's a really good question actually, what would be most fair was for him to report himself

 

Rockstar Support: "Hi, this is Rockstar Support you are speaking with. How can we help you?"

 

Blasterman: "Hi, I've just managed to accidentally exceed the 2.0 K/D mark. I don't know, I was just killing a lot of randoms in the session, and I didn't know I was accumulating so many kills. The next thing I know, I surpassed 2.0 K/D! Players with a K/D over 2.0 are the lowest of the lowest form of scum in GTA Online. I would appreciate it if you would send me a nice ban for a whole year, and maybe ban my PSN account while you're at it? You would be doing God's work."

 

Rockstar Support: "Okay, we will just need your PSN ID and the date of the occurrence, as well as a snapshot as evidence."

Edited March 27, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[kenmy13999]

 

 

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

That's a really good question actually, what would be most fair was for him to report himself

 

Rockstar Support: "Hi, this is Rockstar Support you are speaking with. How can we help you?"

 

Blasterman: "Hi, I've just managed to accidentally exceed the 2.0 K/D mark. I don't know, I was just killing a lot of randoms in the session, and I didn't know I was accumulating so many kills. The next thing I know, I surpassed 2.0 K/D! Players with a K/D over 2.0 are the lowest of the lowest form of scum in GTA Online. I would appreciate it if you would send me a nice ban for a whole year, and maybe ban my PSN account while you're at it? You would be doing God's work."

 

Rockstar Support: "Okay, we will just need your PSN ID and the date of the occurrence, as well as a snapshot as evidence."

Good one, lol. Glad I didn't read this just after I woke up and just taken a sip from a cup because it would be all over the table Edited March 27, 2018 by kenmy13999

[Big Molio]

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

That's a really good question actually, what would be most fair was for him to report himself

 

Rockstar Support: "Hi, this is Rockstar Support you are speaking with. How can we help you?"

 

Blasterman: "Hi, I've just managed to accidentally exceed the 2.0 K/D mark. I don't know, I was just killing a lot of randoms in the session, and I didn't know I was accumulating so many kills. The next thing I know, I surpassed 2.0 K/D! Players with a K/D over 2.0 are the lowest of the lowest form of scum in GTA Online. I would appreciate it if you would send me a nice ban for a whole year, and maybe ban my PSN account while you're at it? You would be doing God's work."

 

Rockstar Support: "Okay, we will just need your PSN ID and the date of the occurrence, as well as a snapshot as evidence."

 

Logs in next day ''you have being rewarded $1250000 loyalty bonus'' lol

[Nutduster]

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

 

Pfff, it's never going to happen. Blasterman has custom-programmed alerts, for which he paid top dollar, set on his Rockstar Social Club profile and monitoring his player kills and player deaths. If he ever gets near the dreaded 2.0 cutoff, he stands in the middle of the streets of Los Santos and lets players run over him - a beautiful, perfect sacrificial lamb to the noble ideal of mediocrity.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

Something I don't get is, what if Blasterman himself manages to reach a 2.0 K/D? Will he suddenly become a glitcher, a suicide abuser, and a modder? Or will he let players kill him constantly so that his K/D goes down to avoid the stereotype?

 

This is a paradox that must be solved.

That's a really good question actually, what would be most fair was for him to report himself

 

Rockstar Support: "Hi, this is Rockstar Support you are speaking with. How can we help you?"

 

Blasterman: "Hi, I've just managed to accidentally exceed the 2.0 K/D mark. I don't know, I was just killing a lot of randoms in the session, and I didn't know I was accumulating so many kills. The next thing I know, I surpassed 2.0 K/D! Players with a K/D over 2.0 are the lowest of the lowest form of scum in GTA Online. I would appreciate it if you would send me a nice ban for a whole year, and maybe ban my PSN account while you're at it? You would be doing God's work."

 

Rockstar Support: "Okay, we will just need your PSN ID and the date of the occurrence, as well as a snapshot as evidence."

 

Logs in next day ''you have being rewarded $1250000 loyalty bonus'' lol

 

LMAO

[Smooth Longsack]

Fudge it.

 

[Nutduster]

LOL. Of course.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

What is this thread I don't even.

[Rotarl]

Classic trolling for me. Sit in passive, drive around someone [mostly tryhards] and honk until the end of time. The messages, man.

[scalliano]

Prox mine outside Simeon's IE garage.

 

I'm a sucker for the classics.

[Nutduster]

Prox mine outside Simeon's IE garage.

 

I'm a sucker for the classics.

 

Do people still deliver cars there? Anyone other than level 2s, that is? I think I've sold one car to Simeon in the last 2-3 years.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

Prox mine outside Simeon's IE garage.

 

I'm a sucker for the classics.

Do people still deliver cars there? Anyone other than level 2s, that is? I think I've sold one car to Simeon in the last 2-3 years.

I do, only to get rid of Simeon for the rest of the day.