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blaze

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blaze

hey GTAF, I need some advice and I figure a few of you guys who've been through this song and dance may be able to help. So for a while now I've been seeing this girl named Fiona. She's pretty nice and chill, cute brunette kinky as f*ck (little bit shallow but what chicks arent these days amirite lads). Anyway it turns out she actually has a boyfriend, bit of a geeky looking motherf*cker whos always hanging with this one long haired greaseball guy who scams the sh*t out of his employer. Due to conflicting schedules with me being in a band and her being a student and whatnot we only really do it in my van on a Sunday; she tells him shes in church as an excuse lol well shes definitely on her knees i'll tell you that much. Honestly some of the sh*t we've got away with is f*cking dumb, telling him shes out shopping but really shes under me and im not stopping. sh*t once he rang us while I was balls deep and shes on the phone with the guy trying not to moan, in the f*cking parking lot outside her uni with her on top, sh*t once in winter I dicked her on the guys front lawn in the snow lol (the only good time to have blueballs). I did her on the guys f*cking birthday, and the funniest part of it all?

 

 

 

 

Scotty doesn't know.

 

6k posts lol eurotrip is an okay movie go f*ck yourself #spritef*ckers2k18

 

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FukNRekd

Cheating eh? Real nice.

 

/thread

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blaze

Cheating eh? Real nice.

 

/thread/

 

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you had one job and you couldnt even do that get the f*ck out of my thread

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FukNRekd

Lol. Good point. Later. :p

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Spider-Vice

Assert dominance by f*cking her in the guy's own bed, the lawn is for babies.

 

 

Grats, sleuth ;)

 

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FukNRekd

Assert dominance by f*cking her in the guy's own bed, the lawn is for babies.

 

 

Grats, sleuth ;)

 

 

You're close... Fawk her in the arse in his bed then wipe ur d!ck on his pillowcase.

 

Oh, sh*t, forgot.

 

Later.

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Clancy the Bandito

Yall need jesus

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Voodoo

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stuff and some junk

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Audi

6,000+ "quality" posts b

 

congrats

 

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Femme Fatale

Congrats, sweetie!

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Jimmy

Congrats buddy. 6k posts of pure spam.

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Rewas

hmmm nice thread

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rtie

Remember due to super sleuthing you were granted forum immunity. Also remember to use this very unwisely in the long run.

 

 

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The Time Ranger

Congrats on 6k posts. Grab Vinnie Jones and a double decker bus and celebrate.

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blaze

Congrats on 6k posts. Grab Vinnie Jones and a double decker bus and celebrate.

 

I've just about had enough of you f*ckin' ities!

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anus

f*ck the boyfriend first.

 

That'll show her that you're alpha bro.

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slimeball supreme

Merry Christmas Blaze

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Sanches

To completely destroy that guy, fart on his pillow.

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make total destroy

i watched euro trip like a dozen times 10+ years ago and i didn't realize until like a year ago that the singer in the band is matt damon

 

also congrats or w/e

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Smooth Longsack

Eject, ok. Hit and quit.

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Ned Bingham

Chicks like money, your dick, or anyone else's for that matter, she can have anytime.

 

Got any cash?

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Rebel

Matt Damon, nice to meet you.

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ProKiller93

bust his ass

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trip

I'm not late in reading. Just late in responding.

 

 

 

 

Congrats on the MS...even though I suspect you misunderstand my weird feelings toward suicide.

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