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Voodoo

The Pit™ Public Lobby and Access Contest

Recommended Posts

Lonely-Martin

Yo, what's this about a pit,

Y'all know I can talk sh*t.

 

I got rhyme, and I got time, Y'all know I'll do fine,

f*ck these crazy chumps, you know some are punks, now let me at them, I'll give 'em bumps.

 

I'm really a nice guy, but some sh*t won't fly, now it's time for me to talk sh*t, in the pit, and not quit.

 

I'm Legit!.

 

Man can try...

Edited by KWF1981

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Randoom.

Yo million angles IceDree

Your piles of pics make me flee

Why don't you just admit

That you belong to the bottom of this Pit™

 

but I'm not a rapper

 

 

 

no but seriously why the f*ck do you post like 47 thousand pics of the same car and include all of them in a single post

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x

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Raavi is a better admin than Voodoo.

 

Edited by Exqlusive

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leerocklord

[beatboxer]Puh, Puh, tiss, Puh, Puh, puh, tiss...[/beatboxer]

 

My name is Lee and I'm here to say,

I'm the best rapper in the whole UK.

 

Word

 

[beatboxer] wipes spit off his face [/beatboxer]

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Slasher

the pit is lit

jk it's f*cking sh*t

:monocle:

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Parik

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leerocklord

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Motherstep

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CoolMods

Be awfully funny if everyone who got in there got banned, wouldn't it?

 

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LMFAOOOOOOOO

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Voodoo

Just added the next group.

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CoolMods

Error 420 meme not f0und.

 

If we have a Voodoo, we need a Savanna.


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Edited by CoolMods

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Rafae

Thnx Voodoo 😎

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CoolMods

vooooohhdooooooooo

 

big smoke meme intensifies

Edited by CoolMods

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Piggsy pls

Yo GTAForums, I got something to say

 

f*ck GTA Online, coming straight from the underground

Now Singleplayer's got it bad cause it's brown

No remorse, they say f*ck the story

Forget about what this sh*t was historically

 

Ya server's are trash, so second rate

But fanboys will still pretend you're great

Bad matchmaking and awful AI

When the f*ck will you just curl up and die?

 

Just wanna play and smoke some loud

But you rather make us wait in the clouds

You're a cancer, that's easy to see

It's why we ain't got no SP DLC

 

Series was serious, now it's just plain silly

Made for tryhards and kids, come on son, really?

Flying cars and rocket bikes

Is this really what y'all niggas like?

 

Rockstar and Take-Two, y'all made this hard

But this is what happens when you sellout for shark cards

Sad to see a game I once loved

Become something so motherf*ckin dumb

Edited by Piggsy pls

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Star-Lord

Hehehe laughing at these misfits

cereal box rythmes rapping about dicks n tits

I come with wits its your time for U to quit

Don't give a sh*t if I'm not cool

With a high IQ nothing to loose

If I choose to run on you

I will acclude at the count of two

I'd make destroy you.

I'm coming at you with KungFu

crane style in 1,2 , 3 kick to the knee

Bruce Lee punch to the spleen

 

spitting lyrics like flying daggers

running stealth with the crunching tiger

it's time to get with it no prancing in the Pit

spit, spit so you can be part of the click.

ima do me, you do you, voodoo you too

ima show you how it's done son

self-proclaim number one n notorious

momma said knock you out like Norris.

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deadx23

I'll be back again

Thinking how to get around

In front of the idea that makes me, me,

Intill you see it's not about me but to be

In a place to see

You face me there

Hear me scream

You'll be free

To talk sh*t to me

In the end will see

And I'll make you question why you added me...

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Seth

Nuddles bitch.

 

GTAF always put a playa down eh...

 

Don't Disrespect my Familia(Chicken N Nuddles)

 

Don't sh*t on me, Fat Boy.

 

SSH vs Facade wat a dream match,Oh yeah...

 

Ama A Victim tho, A Victim of The Pit

bitch. AfricaDesignerDz, Remember that name!

Edited by TheRyder

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Jason

In order to verify your worthiness for access, we're going to have a rap battle.

 

m8 I'm a white british male I couldn't rap a f*cking tortilla never mind a lyric so who've I gotta get spitroasted by to get in

Edited by Jason

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Non

facade sucks

i can't rhyme

let me into the pit

facade sucks

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塞尔达传说

 

In order to verify your worthiness for access, we're going to have a rap battle.

 

who've I gotta get spitroasted by to get in

Roses are red

Manchester is blue

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Seth

 

 

In order to verify your worthiness for access, we're going to have a rap battle.

who've I gotta get spitroasted by to get in

Roses are red

Manchester is blue

And Nuddles and Yellow.

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John Smith

Not gonna lie, The Pit is pretty damn fun.

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Slasher

almost as fun as the safehouse and OGA xd

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Tonguegirl

 

In order to verify your worthiness for access, we're going to have a rap battle.

 

m8 I'm a white british male I couldn't rap a f*cking tortilla never mind a lyric so who've I gotta get spitroasted by to get in

 

Post a photo of yourself in the Members Section, someone will be in touch shortly.

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CoolMods

I'm the king bitch, listen up to me nigga

Fillin'up, fillin'up, dippin up, ah sh*t

get me the best weed to smoke

cause if the weed ain't good i'm goin crazy

y'all know i'm insane in the brain (insane in the brain)

Send you dead body human meat, bon appetít homebre

Shoot up everything, i ain't scarted to do

white mothaf*ckas can't f*ck with real niggas

noodles are yellow

wood is brown

your dad's 44

got a chance for a kill, never got the chance

cannot get funky on a mic, then f*ck off cause we ain't likin too loose

i ain't in your sh*t, too damn steady

get some damn collors before gettin in grove street

cause that ain't how Grove dresses like

Sneakin fast, trippin fast, jump out from the biggest building in the world, survived

can't get shot till i burn in the water

don't just try to sh*t on me

cause i'l sh*t on you

all my years livin in the ghetto walness

you fat boy only eating chicken never saw the world it self

that's the life

i ain't got sh*t to lose, just leave me a bit

to remade silencfully that sh*t

Edited by CoolMods

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ILL

Not good at this rhyming sh*t
Just want to get into the pit

Edited by ILL

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Mazawattee

Now, I would like to dedicate this to a huge disappointment that sits in the back of my mind every day. Not dedicated any of yall, but it may offend one or two of yall.

 

Pegassi-Monroe-Front.jpg

 

This sack of sh*t looks like a fish and be takin' the piss and makin' me slit me wrists.

 

What is this thing? Supposed to be bling? Maybe more like chingy ding with a tinge of cringe and makes me craving the syringe.

 

An excuse of a classic, more like acid blasted from a fappin' vapid stick dicked bitch unfit to exist.

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Eutyphro

Yo dawgz gimme access to the pit
So I can read up on all that dumb ass sh*t
Talking unmoderated sh*t sounds pretty lit
Maybe someone will show us a tit?
Or some little bitch will throw a giant fit
So hurry up
Gimme access to that sh*t nigguh

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Chiarii

RIP Diablo

I miss you bro

JKLOL though

I was glad to see you go

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Mazawattee

Aw I didn't get in

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