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Voodoo

The Pit™ Public Lobby and Access Contest

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Big_Smiley

Curiosity from the harsh reality of the streets. Just another day in this life....

 

V:1

"Walking outta my crib i see my homie Big sleezy who ready to get into stiff sh*t. Passing by the spot i see these two busta ass cops near a muder spot, mad dogging us ready to make a move, Suspicious about our positions in this life we lead, slowly walk up to us in nervous ease, not knowing too young niggas from the hood that be strapped ready to bust mad shots at some bunch punk ass cops. Start asking questions about this poor nigga who was shot. My nigga sleezy didn't hesitate to yell F*CK the One Time!

 

V:2:

Started running through these mad streets as i look back i see this pigs taking effect yelling out suspects on foot! Punk ass fools got the choper ready to start searchin, my homie sleezy starting tripping, flipping, dipping out the gat and clip as we made to our other niggas crib. My homie LB is the nigga to know cause the nigga is always stapped like the wars in Iraq. Went to muthaf*ckin kitchen got out the AK started to load the muthaf*ckin 30 round-clip as i look out my window i see the punk One Time ready to bust in with the f*cking SWAT us crazy ass niggas never hesitated. Started busting back at these fools with this Gat as see my other homies with Machine gun Uzis.

 

V:3

The suckas busted back at us be we be quick as a rabbit jack. Got out the back door headed into the 64 Impala my homie got that quick key and starting engine and halled ass while we busted back. Soon enough there be three helicopters behind our back, no need to trip we got that trubo running up this BITCH.

 

 

Made into the muthaf*cking Pay'an Spray and changed colors with a brand new engine, God damn that was some muthafcking crazy sh*t, But that was just another day in this GTA life.....

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Voodoo

Be awfully funny if everyone who got in there got banned, wouldn't it?

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Mr. Scratch

I think you got the wrong section, bud. This is sh*tposting in rhymes.

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∴

If everyone who posted in there was banned, that would just leave that Nice Person lunatic talking to themselves about genetically modified food and vaccines.

 

Not that much different than usual then, really.

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Mr. Scratch

No, I mean the people who got into The Pit itself. Like me and myself.

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AlienTwo

There once was a forum for kids

Who on their best days were rated as "mids"

But the made up a pit

And rhymed to access it

So they could be edgy in ways the forum forbids

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paul

can i get an invite

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sreyazsec

^ best bars of the night.

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Tonguegirl

can i get an invite

You should get banned just for asking. :lol:

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Algonquin Assassin

Oh look they brought the pit back..

Would you look at that..

If you wanted to reason to rip on someone and talk sh*t..

Voodoo will make you his bitch and give you access to the pit.

 

Yeah I'm no rapper, but I've always been curious of the pit so hopefully might get in.;)

Edited by Algonquin Assassin

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Fozzie

I don't like 99.9% of Rap so my attempt is probably garbage.

Just wanted to try anyways.

 

Drop me into the Pit, you're about to see me rage like an autist having a fit, not giving a sh*t, rhymes that'll drop you like the mafia ordered the hit.

Step up with your mic and go dead eye with a white guy that's never not high, I'll crush ya like a house fly.

 

Also, my response to Psymin when he showed us his.

 

You call that a freestyle? More like some sh*t Jeff Goldbloom saw in a big pile, better lines have been spit from a short bus rolling up 8 Mile.

Supposed to be our Mayor, but you're never there, spending the night making the wife happy, naked and bare.

You're not a rapper bro, stick to being a Dad and the Canadian Dave Grohl.

Edited by Fozzie

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Mr. Scratch

GOAT right there.

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Zello

I'm not one to start beef

But I'm going to show y'all why I'm the GTAF chief.

 

First off me and Algonquin Assassin roll up into the V section and start blastin. Catch Chirovette and CGFforlife in bed together smashin.

 

I'm not here to start fanboy wars but then we ran into Am Shegar. He thinks he goes hard. We laid him out and left him bleeding in his yard.

 

Then I head over to gen chat boy I feel bad for Voodoo. Always having to put up with doodoo.

Edited by Zello

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1972

All those bitches are jelaous

But in the pit they'd be harassed

Big words now but you wouldn't survive seconds

It's no place to play offended, just for the record.

Blood and swear would be their only meal

Because for the pit you need balls of steel

If you thought you had a chance, Ima burst your bubble

Only keyboard warriors like us can tackle the struggle

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Algonquin Assassin

I'm not one to start beef

But I'm going to show y'all why I'm the GTAF chief.

 

First off me and Algonquin Assassin roll up into the V section and start blastin. Catch Chirovette and CGFforlife in bed together smashin.

 

I'm not here to start fanboy wars but then we ran into Am Shegar. He thinks he goes hard. We laid him out and left him bleeding in his yard.

 

Then I head over to gen chat boy I feel bad for Voodoo. Always having to put up with doodoo.

 

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That sh*t was tight yo.

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Lock n' Stock

Water is wet,

Fire is hot

I hate GTA Online,

they should let it rot

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Rockstar sucks dick,

And so does Take-Two

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Homemade Dynamite

Wait, you gonna hate from the distance

When all you know is the ass that you're kissin'?

The ones I grieve with will go unnamed

Though I suspect they'll step forward and make their claim

So many idiots in one place

An area that I thought would be the saving grace

Put me in the pit, and you'll know just what I mean

Though you can see who they are if you look through the screen

What kind of person would diss a man who only wants the best?
I guess people will take sh*t if it's from the corporation, that's my guess

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Corndawg93

I like Algonquin Assassin, nothing to see here

Edited by GTAVRuLZzzzz

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B7R

V1: Never rapped, probably sh*t but at least I tried

 

Scratch my balls

Some be be b*tching about my b*tch and moan

Some be b*tching telling me "It's only a game"

How about yall go b*tch and moan to ya momma?

Ya mommas dead huh?

Oh sh*t! who you gonna go b*tch and moan to now?
Your daddy? He's dead too. Dead f*cking tired of you being a f*cking b*tch

 

V2:

 

Everyday I boot up GTAOnline

It's another day in the life of crime & punishment

another day of going from point A to B

I count down the days of grinding so I can be a rich motherf*cker

I count down the days since I last fought with a tryhard

Tryhards be everywhere!

Here

There

And

Everywhere

Not a day goes by where some motherf*cker kills you

What do I do?

I put a bullet in this motherf*ckers head

bleed him dry and hard

All because he is a tryhard

and will forever be one

he b*tches he moans

So I load up the gun

and put another bullet through he's thick skull

Never mess with a fool

who is armed to the teeth

he will f*ck you up badly

and you will regret it.

Edited by B7R

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Skeever

You want to rhyme?

Once upon a time

There was this punk-ass named Payne Killer

His sh*tposts contained nothing but filler

He took great pride in his garden

But it wasn't enough to earn him a presidential pardon

So then came the order

To send his dumb ass across the border

Right on cue

The angry messages ensued

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Payne often complained about "monkeys" stealing his sh*t

Makes you wonder if it was paranoia from him always getting lit

No matter; he never lasted long enough to see The Pit

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Purevil

Dont disturb purevil101 when he's nappin

 

I'm dreaming of rappin

 

Without flip flappin

 

Making other rappers start crapin

 

sh*t your pants when I start snappin

 

Stink motherf*ckers just wanna start trappin

 

Before motherf*ckas I administer a slappin

 

You can listen to me rap and start f*cken clapping

 

Like the clappers, I f*ckin piss all these rappers

I eat ya mars bar and toss you the wrapper

 

I'd f*ck you like a slapper

 

Stick my dick in ya snapper and do it to ya backwards, motherf*ckas I aint an actor

 

I am the master

 

You are crackers

 

I will boot the f*ck out of your nackers

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Quadro

How the f*ck does one attempt to rap?

With this goddamn lab sitting on my lap?

I have no lyrics to that will make much sense.

I guess I'm just well too f*cking dense.

Everyone else able to spit rhymes and sh*t.

And here i am attempting to get access to the pit.

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Banana

Banana-rama

In my pajamas

Spitting these licks

Just to see tricks

Fight on an internet forum

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make total destroy

 

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Constant K
G.T.A.F. : welcome to the paradise of fools

lame ass mules

trynna get around some 'rules'


they be sleepin so tight this lot

they dream of woke talk

walkin on sides of issues

they know nothin about


so when these hypocrites

get up and on their screens

so high on chemtrails

niggas could use brailles

smashin their holy grails

goin' cyber bullin

let me remind ya, P.S.A. : words can kill

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OysterBarron

Who do you voodoo biatch ahright!

 

All your rhymes aint got a chance

They're more like watching a ballet prance

Do us a favour and don't start to dance

I bet a person like you don't even know the capital of france.

Edited by OysterBarron

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spincther

Dont have a beef with anyone just want to spit.

Yo most you fools aint got a clue
sit back yo wack and watch me work this voodoo
my spit magic your sh*t poopoo
This aint clickbait like yo fav punk on youtube

Whack ass fish cards bought by silly ass tryhards

the kd seekers weak ass griefers god damn mouth breathers

playin wack ass rap through your blown as fuk speakers

jeepers I think I even hear some pedo creepers

and can someone turn off your smoke alarm beepers?

Find you in real life and reach for the heaters

skinny ass bitch sittn in your wife beater

you're that guy one of the cheaters or glicther

whatever bet you think your so clever

bet you suck ass more than tornado weather forever n ever amen

 

wait I aint even begin to tear up these fools who think they can win

against a legit player sh*t to me thats a sin

most yall play but it bring out the cringe

take a look at yo skin

greasy as fuk you need to take a bath and just give this sh*t up
mic drop

Edited by -RP-

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make total destroy

 

He should be a man about it like make total destroy

He's a cute punk, so don't you dare mess with my boy

Every word that comes out of his pretty lips are gold

I love every one of his posts, new and old

 

ok google how to file restraining order

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Girish

The Pit's back?

Are you on crack?

This ain't no way to make a cheap buck.

Yo man, what the f*ck?!

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Nuddle King

The Pit's back?

Are you on crack?

This ain't no way to make a cheap buck.

Yo man, what the f*ck?!

1)Yes its back

2)I think son

3)Wut?

4)yeah l'an,What thé f*ck?

 

Its The Pit of Thé Pits.GTAF Making return like WWE returnd, Nice.

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