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Voodoo

The Pit™ Public Lobby and Access Contest

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Rafae

Don't mention it, the pleasure is all mine

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Puss in Boots

none of these people should be allowed access

 

it's a prison without bars

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Blaze

 

none of these people should be allowed access

 

it's a prison without bars

 

 

prisons got better bars than half these c*nts

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ARTHUR.

Don't mention it, the pleasure is all mine

Jerking off in your used pastrami socks isn't pleasure it's a sordid f*cking embarrassment.

 

boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats

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The N. Bellic Man

 

 

none of these people should be allowed access

 

it's a prison without bars

 

 

prisons got better bars than half these c*nts

 

It's easy to comment without contributing yourself. Bring it on bitch!

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Blaze

i dont need to embarrass myself to gain access dont f*ckin @ me im chillin

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sreyazsec

i dont need to embarrass myself

 

I disagree.

 

Only Northern Nonces refuse the call.

 

 

 

You’re a bit of a twat
As weak as your clapback
I’ll kick off your dick
Snatch off your snapback
I really can’t pick
Just one of you pricks
So I’ll leave you with this
You’re all f*cking sh*t.
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Blaze

yer ma's got a bald head and collects footy stickers ye leicesterian c*nt

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Testarossa

you left your fridge open

somebody just took a sandwich

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Neon_Dreaming

You guys want to see the see the dopest rhymes of all time. The lyrical complexity is astounding, so deep and meaningful. Check them out below if you want your mind blown. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Gambino, they got nothing on this. This is the future of rap.

 

 

 

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Spend ten racks on a new chain

My bitch love do cocaine, ooh

I f*ck a bitch, I forgot her name

I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring

Rather go and buy Balmains

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Spend ten racks on a new chain

My bitch love do cocaine, ooh

I f*ck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah

I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring

Rather go and buy Balmains, aye

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh

Your mama still live in a tent, yeah

Still slanging dope in the jets, huh

Me and my grandma take meds, ooh

None of this sh*t be new to me

f*cking my teacher, call it tutory

Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs

f*ck your airline, f*ck your company

Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes

I'd rather f*ck a bitch from the projects

They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet

Now Lil Pump fly a private jet

Everybody screaming "f*ck West Jet!"

Lil Pump still sell that meth

Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech

f*ck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Spend ten racks on a new chain

My bitch love do cocaine, ooh

I f*ck a bitch, I forgot her name

I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring

Rather go and buy Balmains

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Spend ten racks on a new chain

My bitch love do cocaine, ooh

I f*ck a bitch, I forgot her name

I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring

Rather go and buy Balmains, aye

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Lil Pump, yeah, Lil Pump, ooh

 

 

 

;)

 

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Rafae

Jerking off in your used pastrami socks isn't pleasure it's a sordid f*cking embarrassment.

 

boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats boots and cats

Nigga what

 

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Darth Yokel

none of these people should be allowed access

My sh*t was tighter than your [insert hot female sibling]'s pussy.

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Mr. Scratch

I know my dude wants to spit venom but prob doesn't feel like waxin all poetic tonight so I wanna shout out this Charlotte Sartre loving motherf*cker.

 

My boy Blaze, he doesn't like the Rafe
Just keeps on bitching, and all he talks is lame
Think he'd pitch in, spit rhymes, smoke j's?
I heard it in the pit where all the sinners stay
They're runnin out of ways to go f*ck themselves, time to innovate
The skin off their sh*tty grins'll disintegrate
Every sickening sentence'll cheapen those pricks they venerate
Set the phaser to face-plate-incinerate
Run with the Borg, baby, assimilate

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Blaze

 

none of these people should be allowed access

My sh*t was tighter than your [insert hot female sibling]'s pussy.

 

 

im an only child darth

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Audi

Arthur and Audi lol who the f*ck are y'all

Last I heard y'all were jerking each other in a stall

One looks like a bum the other has no face

Say hello to two real life cases of human waste

 

 

 

 

p.s. When y'all sucking each other's dicks just to share how bad they taste?

 

 

 

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Why this lame always thinking about jacking off and me in the same post?

 

Bruh you need some pussy in your life. Stop being a budget Danz on GTAF

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psymin

i want Mayor access to The Pit

How many times I gotta

let Voodoo cum on my tits?

 

now i'm not a rapper

 

but that salt is so dapper

like a gilded cage

for the children to rage

 

in

 

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Blaze

 

I know my dude wants to spit venom but prob doesn't feel like waxin all poetic tonight so I wanna shout out this Charlotte Sartre loving motherf*cker.

 

My boy Blaze, he doesn't like the Rafe
Just keeps on bitching, and all he talks is lame
Think he'd pitch in, spit rhymes, smoke j's?
I heard it in the pit where all the sinners stay
They're runnin out of ways to go f*ck themselves, time to innovate
The skin off their sh*tty grins'll disintegrate
Every sickening sentence'll cheapen those pricks they venerate
Set the phaser to face-plate-incinerate
Run with the Borg, baby, assimilate

 

 

youre an honorary DG member now btw

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Mr. Scratch

That the local Death Grips fan club or something?

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1972

Yo I know what you're after

A few facepalms and laughter

Maybe a headache or two

If so, Nice Person is your dude

Is it a bird or is it a plane?

It is neither, it's the chemtrails

He smokes them up like snoop dogg

Till his face is with poop clogged

He sniffs them like tony montana

But then he almost chokes on a banana

It was genetically modified and you could tell it by flavour

That's why I support GMFs, they did the whole f*cking world a favor

Edited by fashion

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Voodoo

We're adding the first group now.

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Otter

Spaghetti, rigatoni, parmesan e lasagna,

Mom’s spaghetti chilli hot dogs cheese franks and hot bologna

Uhp there goes rabbit he spaghetti’s all on ya

Mimzy go the borogoves, boccocini Rapunzel Tonya

 

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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Static

This sh*t aint bout to be no mystery,

this murder spree, it's goin down in history,

you lames gonna flee like you in the grand prix,

Rafae spittin bout dicks, what a shocker

Nigga sends out dick pics for free

Dude aint nothin but a stalker

Just like Femme,

who'd suck a dick covered in phlegm,

Lazerface aint any better than him,

all his post smell like a B.M, No W

f*ck you and what you gonna do

and every lame tryin to screw

XXI no savage, just like the adage,

evey bish comes with baggage,

And it must be the saddest, being a f*ckboi magnet

Look at Yokel tryin to be vocal, actin like he's a focal, point

Yo Blaze pass the joint, so I can gas these niggas and not disappoint

This a Training Day, so call me Jake Hoyt,

goin hard like I'm from Detroit, got yall at verbal gunpoint,

make a move and its the end of you,

aint got sh*t to prove cause this aint nothing new,

leave you cheesy niggas melted like fondue,

Fashion actin brand new, dude is whiter than Ecru

Nigga I'll call the crew while I sip a brew, let them deal with you,

have them leave you all black and blue,

and harder to find than Mew,

Shoutout to Voodoo, for puttin this on

the rest of yall sweet like a bonbon,

soft like nylon,

fake like zircon,

and fallin like Saigon

f*ck lettin bygones be bygones

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Piperka

i want in da pitt,

cum and feel ma titt,

- whichever mod can give me access is so lit

and now i need to spit,

but first cum on my titt,

coz everyday i dream and f*cking pray i'm in da pitt

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Mr. Scratch
I'm going ham, I'm going cheese, I'm going bread

I'm going sandwich, hold that famine, bitch, I'm fed

I'm going so over your head you should eat something else instead

When I blow up only hope that the explosion leave you dead

Take cover, the mother of all mothers

Of mothers of all mothers is coming and don’t love you

Run for it burn rubber, the 100 hit wonder

That come with its own thunder that rumbles and oh brother

The block snuggles under the covers and starts snoring

The streets ain’t watching no more, you’re all boring

If Queen says run it, don’t jog, walk, or crawl it

You breaking bread that’s already broken I can’t call it

Static the f*ckers fed up with frontin', should back off him

Shake the leg of vultures, take off with your Jordans

I take your head right off your shoulders it’s fair warning

Got the game sealed like a walrus in the thesaurus

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Otter

I will give this next verse to my phone’s auto complete

 

Email me to the next time you sent have get sent out

Hey guys are I’m I am not I just wanted you

Hey guys I just got home and I’m going over April’s

We have to pick her Primus I have received her

Hey guys I can get a couple more

Hey guys are we still waiting for the snow

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∴

It's better than almost every rap song released for the past 10 years simply for the Primus reference.

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Personal

what the actual f*ck is this thread bro

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Otter

Thanks Craig. My phone will be disappointed if this years Grammys does not reflect our assessment

Edited by Otter

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Voodoo

Adding some more to The Pit™.

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Mr. Scratch

Be awfully funny if everyone who got in there got banned, wouldn't it?

 

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