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Voodoo

The Pit™ Public Lobby and Access Contest

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Error2k

Visited GTAforums today

Mods are still gay

My raps are whack

Rules suck

My thread gets locked

But at least I don't suck Raavi's cock

Edited by Error2k

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JohnLS

You saying this is the deal.

When your sh*t ain't even real.

Look at your dumbass,

Can't even rap for ass.

You are so f*cking weak,

You gonna cry till the next week.

You a big motherf*cker.

And you weak like a rubber.

Edited by JohnLS

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Reameb

I can't rap for sh*t but I can still make you sh*t yourself
Still living at your moms place cuz you can't make any advance
Haters tryna hate but they drivin auto bitch switch lanes and stop being a liability
Fuccbois get mad because they tryna get something but they get the middle finger
You brag about getting pussy on a gta forum but last one you touched it was your moms.
Bitch we outlaw your existence is meaningless, your crotch is dickless.
I step on the gas hit the clutch and you're history lawless and fearless.



oml what a piece of cringe tho

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GlorifiedPig

Yo the name's GlorifiedPig

My dick is super big

All ya'll rappers claim that but for real yours is the size of a twig

Now I can't rap

And I can't sing

But that don't mean I ain't no king

Maybe not the king o' rap,

Maybe not the king o' glory,

But for real, I am the king of the observatory

 

*Soft in background*: Get it cause I shine like a star?

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Cohex17
You losers think u can rap, but really, i used ur raps to wipe after my last crap. Your rhymes are a disgrace to the whole human race, if this was race you would be in last place, and oh yeah, you wouldnt know a good rhyme, if it slapped u in the face. I think its funny, how yall think u got game, when really what you got is straight up lame. if i were you, i would be ashamed to tell anyone my first name. You say altergut runs this thing? well i just raped his alterguts so remember my name. no big hate, im just pissed off

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Cohex17
you better pack to the back

cuz i aint afraid to smack

and skillz is what you lack


got you all mad

now to get you sad

cuz my skillz are rad

cuz yall raps are sad

(not really yall raps are dope)

Edited by Cohex17

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Miro

You know the forums went to trash when such a topic exists. :D

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Short Stay

I wouldn't join any club that would have me.

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Jasmine_Azzi

World’s falling apart but I pick up the pieces and put them back together, cus they can’t stay broken forever, To mend a broken heart, I say things so clever whether or not I believe whether or not they’ll succeed to better my thought and reality, but the forecast stays the same, so the bad weather causes me to endeavor to pull down that lever to flip off the light inside my head, powers out, ideas go dead, the floors are stained with red from dreams filled with lead. The lies I’ve self fed go on to become cries from my bed as I try to pretend that this isn’t the end commencing. Im grimacing, the plot is thickening, everything seems so menacing, witnessing the change, feeling nothing but shame. But then again I feel insane, yet I stay the same through all the pain, so there is no one but me to blame. When will the weather stop with rain.

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CoolMods

My new thing is "forgivers"

Y'all niggas look like beavers

feelin just like a nigga

 

Y'al raps are lazy copy-pastes from instrumental videos on YouTube. Take time and write your rhymes, than being a corny escaping.

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floof

I've got some hot and spicy wraps that should gain my entry to your social club.

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ghost of delete key

Whoa... The Pit™ returns after all these years??

if only Brassknuckles was still here...

 

***

I got every motherf*cker running ducking under cover

got my hand in my pocket

don't make me pull out my rocket

cuz then I'll have to cock it

and you know that my glock it's

gonna have to make a mess, yo...

***

 

Yeah, something like a rap, idc. :D

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Galavan

I'll be back again

to show you guys that I'm the main

Thinking how to get around,

ready to astound

Until you see it's not about me but to be

In a place to see

You face me there

Hear me scream 

You'll be free 

To talk sh*t to me

In the end we will see

And I'll make you question why you added me

 

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ghost of delete key

So...

should we expect a PM with link if given access to The Pit ?

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Voodoo
42 minutes ago, ghost of delete key said:

So...

should we expect a PM with link if given access to The Pit ?

OGA has pit access automatically. Check the link at the top of the forum.

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ghost of delete key

Thanks for the info.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

You're a disgrace
Don't come to my place
I'm gonna break your neck
If you do it again
I send you to the Grave

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

Try to erase my beat
You're nothing to be
Better go to sleep
Before I spit you with my pee.

--------------------------------------------------
You only speak a lot of lies
Your group screams for a while

Why don't you take a flight
Before doing this battle of mine.

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Nick1020

I’m still a furry

But I like some curry 

f*ck this forum

Cause y’all ban my porn

Just wanna yiff to my furry porn

Not towards this generic porn

 

 

custom-green-husky-fursuit-dog-fox-masco

 

 

 

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Stupid Savage

I hate censorship and I hate it with a passion.
Calling someone a ******* *********** **** has gone out of fashion.
So I search for a place to lay my verbal mace with pride and impunity
no matter how big a disgrace I am to the community.
I hope you find this rhyme well it really put my mind though hell.
And if you didn't. I will try again. With a new account and VPN.

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livejoker

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I'm the ruffest on the mic, like nails on a blackboard,
gonna take a mile hike, paws slappin' on the keyboard.
I'm a dog, you a pup, I'm the illest of 'em all.
Call me God, Almighty, I'm the one that's got the ball.
No one knows you a dog when you on the internet,
gonna bite back hard you'll need to go see a vet.
Mauled and neutered you ain't no real doggo,
shout out my dawgs Lil' D and Bucko.

Lassie gang, Lassie gang, Lassie gang, Lassie gang.
Spend ten milk bones on a new chain.
My b*tch a Grey Hound she from Spain.
Met another one this one was a Dane,
took her out for chicken and some whole grain.
Rollin' money you know I make it rain.
 
Let me in The Pit. Oh boy, I hope it's a ball pit.
 

Spoiler

 

 

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DennysCute99

The first Rap by me:

 

I'm beginning to feel

like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front

to the back nod, back nod

The way I'm racing around the track

call me Nascar, Nascar

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park

the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod

this planet's Krypton

No Asgard, Asgard

 

The second Rap by me:

 

Now there's gravel in our voices

glass is shattered from the fight

in this tug of war, you'll always win

even when I'm right, cause you feed

me fables from your hand

with violet words

and empty threats

and it's sick that all these battles

are what keeps me satisfied

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A8ul99

My name is a8ul99

Smack dab at your spine

Treat ladies like a wine

Nothin' gonna stop my dine

I'm a 5'9

 

Hey, yo, look who's behind

(Yeah that's me)

Yeah, and you'll be blind

(So blind)

Hey, shut your friggin' whine

(Whine)

Yeah, or you'll end up in line

 

I'm serious, so you better watch it

Or else, you'll get a hit on your skit

 

I guess that's it

And I'm done with it

 

Edited by A8ul99

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Tyche

I don't have a shield

To stay in the field

Trolls i can't stand

Bullies they don't understand

That i have feelings

And I don't want misunderstandings

I want to let out my rage

That is like a small cage

Bullies and trolls are nothing

But kids that doesn't know what to do something

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Jerking For Soup


[Disclaimer: Not for those easily offended, GTFO now and don't read on if you cry over spilt milk. It's f*cking fiction.]

The Churches getting envious, GTA Forums able to groom more kids,
or drive an ice cream truck into your neighbourhood like Raavi did off the grid,
forbid if a parent was stunned,
maybe then GTA Forums will be outdone,
gotta buncha sticks now I'm bout to make them glow,
got a bunch of scary flicks and some f*cking blow,
Lucius Galloway, what a f*cking travesty,
he wrote a buncha edgy raps,

took a bunch of word craps,
maybe he should be the next Linkin Park vocalist,
so he can end himself so we don't have to deal with his nonsense lyrics,
One More Light more like lights out,
I got hot jiiiiiizz on my face from my own dick,
now I'm squirting from my own clit,
f*ck you bitches I'm a prick,
Gangbang my macaroni now it's macaroni and cheese,
with extra mayonaise (delicious)
I wear my pants baggy for easy access baby,
write a buncha bars about my toxic hypermasculinity,
my rhymes speak volumes about my clear lack of uniquity,
this verse is about this forums perversities,

not universities,
I'm really pansexual,
that means I really f*ck pans,
but I still don't understand why Kirsty really sending me all these bans,
I don't like furry porn you f*cking idiots,
so try not being on your period everytime,
you post something hideous like your aids riddled creepy dickheads in the member photos thread for GTAF cred,
before I post a picture of some tranny nuns f*cking a slice of stale bread,
get banned again,
like Batman beating Stan Lee to death,

gasping for his last breath
too soon (oh f*ck)

Verse 2

So young, Voodoo and Raavi trying to flirt with me
I decline all the time, have some common courtesy
Just cause you message kids and try and flirt with them,
don't mean I have to put up with your bullsh*t for the rest of the forum,
you're like Michael Jackson trying to suck on my dick,
ooh what an adventure Rick,
we're going back in time without Morty,
and don't you f*cking rappers ever use the word shorty,
gen chat is just a bunch of you idiots letting each other explode in your mouths,
and if you'll lucky the mods will touch you down south (uh f*ck me)
I'm the coathanger in your pussy's vaginas,

pull your baby out with pliers,

show you your most primal desires,
I should be the new superhero fa**ot Marvel writes about,

maybe then Marvel will get more clout,

I don't mean to flout a rule or maxim,

those other rappers,

I'm trying to outclass them,
most you mods are all (sexual) predators,
bunch of dumb retards and some motherf*cking benders
just like in Futurama perhaps across all 76 genders
but to say there are any real females on this forum would be a lie,
maybe I should call fry so he can fry your ass goodbye,
it's a crime,
throw Kirsty in the rye so you can catch her, snatch her
just another underage chick Raavi can capture,
I'm too ahead of my time,
because the future is a savage wasteland,

I'm making too many statements,
write my curses as verses,
also in cursive asterisk here,

to be clear call me queer call me gay, don't ever call me bae,
I'm just a skinhead raging against the machine,
so now I'm killing all you bulls on parade in the name of being obscene,
Trip don't date boys or girls who are over eighteen?
Anyone forget about Kevin Spacey or Bill Cosby?

Leave an eight year old out in the cold to get frosty?
What a dream, oh wait it's reality, sivis coming back with the fallacies (debate me you pseudointellectual),
take you to Nirvana,
you'll be stuck in my heart-shaped box,
full of an army of me and some titanium locks,
so come as you are to be shot down,
I'm standing right here, don't you dare pull a frown,
Kirsty be so thirsty after this verse occurs,
I don't use gender slurs,

don't worry I'm a liberal Derek Vinyard mixed with Kurt Cobain,
except I don't think I've ever blown out my brains,
cut her up into little pieces for my cereal my jizz on top,
rhymes so hard you can't doubt I'm retard level lyrical
Hold up, before I end this rap,
I'd like to let you know it's a wrap,
words cut so deep you be thinking it's a knife,
so fatal this verse might end your damn life,
taking a sh*t on this bullsh*t fake rapper contest,
flows so well it's like the River Nile,
so alien to you bunch I'm like the X-Files,
but I'm going to have to end this verse here, or should I say freestyle, y'know because I'm so versatile?
Mods got suicide hotline on the speed dial, I've already exposed Voodoo as a pedophile.

Edited by Jerking For Soup

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AiraCobra

Wow if you actually wrote that than you've put me more effort than anybody else who wanted access to the pit did.

 

Hell all I did was post a Youtube Video from Epic Rap Battles of History: Trump v Clinton, Well I DID have to click a few buttons but still

 

 

 

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ARTHUR.

very cursed post

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lol232

Miamivicecity ready for another roast

His dumb ass is gonna be ready for the toast

Eating dicks with MCR's guitar picks

He's an emo f*cker ass lickin' cocksucker

Up or down? He likes it inside

Oh wait, I lied

Thas me

I love suckin dicks for free

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