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Voodoo

The Pit™ Public Lobby and Access Contest

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Error2k
Posted (edited)

Visited GTAforums today

Mods are still gay

My raps are whack

Rules suck

My thread gets locked

But at least I don't suck Raavi's cock

Edited by Error2k

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JohnLS
Posted (edited)

You saying this is the deal.

When your sh*t ain't even real.

Look at your dumbass,

Can't even rap for ass.

You are so f*cking weak,

You gonna cry till the next week.

You a big motherf*cker.

And you weak like a rubber.

Edited by JohnLS

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Reameb

I can't rap for sh*t but I can still make you sh*t yourself
Still living at your moms place cuz you can't make any advance
Haters tryna hate but they drivin auto bitch switch lanes and stop being a liability
Fuccbois get mad because they tryna get something but they get the middle finger
You brag about getting pussy on a gta forum but last one you touched it was your moms.
Bitch we outlaw your existence is meaningless, your crotch is dickless.
I step on the gas hit the clutch and you're history lawless and fearless.



oml what a piece of cringe tho

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GlorifiedPig

Yo the name's GlorifiedPig

My dick is super big

All ya'll rappers claim that but for real yours is the size of a twig

Now I can't rap

And I can't sing

But that don't mean I ain't no king

Maybe not the king o' rap,

Maybe not the king o' glory,

But for real, I am the king of the observatory

 

*Soft in background*: Get it cause I shine like a star?

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Cohex17
Posted (edited)
You losers think u can rap, but really, i used ur raps to wipe after my last crap. Your rhymes are a disgrace to the whole human race, if this was race you would be in last place, and oh yeah, you wouldnt know a good rhyme, if it slapped u in the face. I think its funny, how yall think u got game, when really what you got is straight up lame. if i were you, i would be ashamed to tell anyone my first name. You say altergut runs this thing? well i just raped his alterguts so remember my name. no big hate, im just pissed off

Edited by Cohex17

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Cohex17
Posted (edited)
you better pack to the back

cuz i aint afraid to smack

and skillz is what you lack


got you all mad

now to get you sad

cuz my skillz are rad

cuz yall raps are sad

(not really yall raps are dope)

Edited by Cohex17

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Miro

You know the forums went to trash when such a topic exists. :D

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Short Stay

I wouldn't join any club that would have me.

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Jasmine_Azzi

World’s falling apart but I pick up the pieces and put them back together, cus they can’t stay broken forever, To mend a broken heart, I say things so clever whether or not I believe whether or not they’ll succeed to better my thought and reality, but the forecast stays the same, so the bad weather causes me to endeavor to pull down that lever to flip off the light inside my head, powers out, ideas go dead, the floors are stained with red from dreams filled with lead. The lies I’ve self fed go on to become cries from my bed as I try to pretend that this isn’t the end commencing. Im grimacing, the plot is thickening, everything seems so menacing, witnessing the change, feeling nothing but shame. But then again I feel insane, yet I stay the same through all the pain, so there is no one but me to blame. When will the weather stop with rain.

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CoolMods

My new thing is "forgivers"

Y'all niggas look like beavers

feelin just like a nigga

 

Y'al raps are lazy copy-pastes from instrumental videos on YouTube. Take time and write your rhymes, than being a corny escaping.

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floof

I've got some hot and spicy wraps that should gain my entry to your social club.

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ghost of delete key

Whoa... The Pit™ returns after all these years??

if only Brassknuckles was still here...

 

***

I got every motherf*cker running ducking under cover

got my hand in my pocket

don't make me pull out my rocket

cuz then I'll have to cock it

and you know that my glock it's

gonna have to make a mess, yo...

***

 

Yeah, something like a rap, idc. :D

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Galavan

I'll be back again

to show you guys that I'm the main

Thinking how to get around,

ready to astound

Until you see it's not about me but to be

In a place to see

You face me there

Hear me scream 

You'll be free 

To talk sh*t to me

In the end we will see

And I'll make you question why you added me

 

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ghost of delete key

So...

should we expect a PM with link if given access to The Pit ?

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Voodoo
42 minutes ago, ghost of delete key said:

So...

should we expect a PM with link if given access to The Pit ?

OGA has pit access automatically. Check the link at the top of the forum.

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ghost of delete key

Thanks for the info.

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MyNameHere

You're a disgrace
Don't come to my place
I'm gonna break your neck
If you do it again
I send you to the Grave

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MyNameHere

Try to erase my beat
You're nothing to be
Better go to sleep
Before I spit you with my pee.

--------------------------------------------------
You only speak a lot of lies
Your group screams for a while

Why don't you take a flight
Before doing this battle of mine.

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Nick1020

I’m still a furry

But I like some curry 

f*ck this forum

Cause y’all ban my porn

Just wanna yiff to my furry porn

Not towards this generic porn

 

 

custom-green-husky-fursuit-dog-fox-masco

 

 

 

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Stupid Savage

I hate censorship and I hate it with a passion.
Calling someone a ******* *********** **** has gone out of fashion.
So I search for a place to lay my verbal mace with pride and impunity
no matter how big a disgrace I am to the community.
I hope you find this rhyme well it really put my mind though hell.
And if you didn't. I will try again. With a new account and VPN.

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