Arachnophobia

[JON22]

Want to know what's worse than spiders? I'm warning you, don't open the spoiler.

 

 

DADDY LONG LEGS MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

Hope you didn't puke. Be thankful I'm too lazy to find a gif of one clumsily flying about a room.

[Menstrual Deranged]

Here's how you deal with arachnophobia: you get a pet tarantula. That's what I did about a year ago. I keep her right next to where I sit at my computer. Her name is Nope. I have to admit, she still kind of freaks me out sometimes but feeding her and keeping her enclosure clean has really helped me calm down about spiders.

[Typhus]

In truth, some spiders do frighten me, but I try to be kind to them. If I see a harvestman in the bath, I'll try to get them in my hand and move them somewhere safe, and I'll never hurt a small money spider or even one of the jumping ones. But big house spiders are different. They don't settle in one place and behave themselves like a harvestman, they are very quick and very bold and have continuously started crawling on me when I'm not expecting it. So I am very frightened of them, because their temperament is so contrary to what I find quite agreeable in other spiders.

[Jolly Slagman]

I've got an agreement going with huntsmen that if you're cool and just chill on the walls, I'll leave you alone but as soon as I see you running across the floor I'm going for you. Reasoning being is they are good for keeping other pests down but they also f*cking hurt if they bite you.

Edited February 19, 2018 by Once a Jolly Swagman

[mr quick]

I've got an agreement going with huntsmen that if you're cool and just chill on the walls, I'll leave you alone but as soon as I see you running across the floor I'm going for you. Reasoning being is they are good for keeping other pests down but they also f*cking hurt if they bite you.

 

please do not tell spider tales from the land down under

 

thanks

 

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this weird fear of mine must be instinctual. When I turn off the light in my room, the shadows begin to crawl. It's pretty weird, because I -know- that it's just the shadow that runs along the window sill, but the second it's dark, that shadow begins to crawl.

Edited February 19, 2018 by mr quick

[Malibu Club]

Never was ever afraid of spiders. A good chunk of my friends seem to be, though.

[Sanches]

No problems looking at spiders, but i hate when they do something like that:

(if timecode link didn't work then it's on 9:25) Edited February 27, 2018 by Sanches