[GTAO] As You Make the Kill, You Utter Under Your Breath…

[fw3]

Following up my previous thread ([GTAO] With Your Final, Dying Breath You Uttered…), this thread addresses that moment when, perhaps, your health is at its lowest and you stand to return fire at the player who's been causing you grief for the past 10 minutes.

Or perhaps it's that $%# in the jet who's been terrorizing the lobby, airport to airport, and after refilling your sniper rifle with explosive rounds, you take aim.

Maybe, still, it's that NPC in the Landstalker who decided to cross lanes and run you over, for no reason other than "GTAO," when you get on your feet and ready your Minigun as he starts to drive away.

In any situation, this thread addresses that moment when we engage our adversary, take our revenge, and utter a single word or phrase to compliment the rush of wholly justified payback.

Some classic examples from popular culture:

• Cypress Hill, Insane in the Membrane: "Who you trying to get crazy with, ése? Don't you know I'm loco?"
• Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator: "Asta la vista, baby!"
• Tupac Shakur, "Mama told me I'm a reflection of my community!"
• Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live!: "I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum!"
• Bruce Willis, Die Hard: "Yippy, Kay-ay, mother$%#&!"
• Samuel Jackson, Shaft!: "It's my duty to please dat booty!"
• Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact, "Go ahead - make my day!"
• Duke Nukem, video game, "You're an inspiration for birth control!"

 

So, when you find yourself in that position, looking down the scope of your sniper rifle, toss that sticky, or lock onto that moving Duke o' Death, what do you utter under your breath as you pull the trigger, knowing your shot is going to be fatal?

Here's some of my examples:

vs. a combat roller: "I always hated that mask, Monkey Man!"
vs. a Jet or other aircraft: "From Flyboi to Dieboi!"
vs. an NPC: "$%#&% &@#%[email protected]!!!!!"
vs. a tank: "You know, sardines come in a can – DEAD!"
vs. a persistent griefer: "Payback's a b!tch, b!tch!"

Anyhow, hope this is as enjoyable as the last thread. Cheers!

"So, the guy who shot him shouted something about, 'A dingo ate your baby!" and then flew off on a motorcycle! Crazy, right?"

Edited January 13, 2018 by fw3

[Gaffa]

I keep it simple.

 

Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker.

 

But it was already given as an example.

 

One line from an old game I played is still used; "I have sent him to his ancestors" (softly spoken in a Russian accent).

Edited January 13, 2018 by Gaffa™

[Cutter De Blanc]

"HOLY SH*T I DID IT" *flees to another lobby before anyone can retaliate*

Edited January 13, 2018 by Cutter De Blanc

[Kyoto]

"Your ass is grass...and I've got the weed-wacker."

[Guest]

LZZZZZZ ME FAK UR MUM

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

[CaptainMarvel]

Its time to tickle your pickle!!!

[MeisterJazz]

Slob ass nigga...

[Blasterman4EVER]

"Hoe ass trick...." "Lay down, b*tch..." "Moving on..."

Man, I'm getting dark.

Edited January 13, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[Silencer555]

"You are dead, not big surprise."

[Killer Whale]

"Farewell, foolish thing

Know that you have been deceived

As your soul moves on."

 

*pushes button on armor and turns Passive*

[ArchbishopSmoke]

What did you learn?

[Cackling Jack]

“Tango down!” Sometimes I forget I’m not playing cod4.

[wehweh01]

Head shot a dude finally willing to go AR only against me "Boom! Headshot!" I usually don't say anything profound when I kill someone

[Willy A. Jeep]

I've typically never been one to linger upon my killings, unless they are already profound or meaningful in some way (looking at you, Dimitri), but I know I have sometimes given a "Good fight" or "Amen" to a few dearly departed.

 

As for movie and media quotes, in-line with my own post in the partner thread, I can imagine these few.

 

• "To think, I did all that!" Frank Sinatra, from the song "My Way" popularized by him, for killing police officers.
• "Well, he was a jerk, anyway..." Kirby, from The Brave Little Toaster, as a catch-all for murders, manslaughters, and accidents.
• "Your victory was so close... I wish you could've lived to see it." Dr. Catherine Halsey, from Halo: Reach, for burning.
• "There are no innocent bystanders in Hell." Hawkeye Pierce, from M*A*S*H, for general firearm kills.
• "Watch the skies." Guardsmen, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, for kills in aircraft.
• "Brother, now I've seen everything!" Jim Crow, from Dumbo, for aircraft kills.
• "The new Classiques are in early this year!" Elwood Blues, from The Blues Brothers, for kills in automobiles. Originally "Oldsmobiles."
• "Pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!" Zim, from Invader Zim episode "Attack of the Saucer Morons," for automobile kills.
• "They're gonna bury what's left of you in a soup can!" Demoman, from Team Fortress 2, for melee kills.
• "Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons." Vicious, from Cowboy Bebop, for explosive kills.
• "Cannon, indeed." Kino, from Book One of The Beautiful World, for headshot kills.

Happy to see this topic coming about! It was an interesting idea alongside the "last words" one, and both were certainly fun to take part in. Not to mention dredging my mind for things I haven't read/seen/heard/played in years.

[dorcy]

"try getting a reservation at Dorcia now you f*cking stupid bastard!"

 

 

[fw3]

"try getting a reservation at Dorcia now you f*cking stupid bastard!"

In all sincerity, I wish I'd come up with this one! Brilliant!!

[raggingmonkey]

Stop spamming the 1v1 deathmatch button you piece of sh*t

[LaCucaRacha]

"suck my dick, bitch!"

"HA! GOTEM"

[III-Ari-III]

Usually when i kill someone it's because they went to kill me first and were able to do it or i killed them 1st just as they were trying, because other than in vip missions or bounties i do not attack any random player, well of course i might help someone else if they are being griefed and i was passing by haha, but not more than that, and i usually say:

 

Idiot.

 

Because it's true, they are being like that when coming against a level 700.. haha. (because it's always lower levels that try to kill me, not once i have been killed by anyone level 600 or higher, they usually mind their own business, like me).

[Sanches]

In real cases, i never shoot with funny quotes, but now i think i can come up with some.

vs a sniper:
-Battle field is right here, not on top of your tower.
-Hope your scope has a good view of your brains.

-Im sorry, could you stand back a bit more? Back to your campsite.

-Now you can be a trully "happy camper".

vs a combat rolls abuser:
-Roll right to your grave, mate.
-And now your brains are rolled around your skull.

-Your rolls makes your stomache sick and makes me sick too, because of your look.

-Roll to PvP school.

 

vs a BST abuser:
-Drugs do funny things with erection and your trigger finger.

-Would you like to use my Bull Sh1t Testosterone?

-Consider yourself dominated, you crackhead.

-Medics are gonna have a bad time establishing your death casue: deadbrain, bullet or junk blood.

 

vs a jet/heli pilot:

-Happy landing!
-Better stick to air freights, not battles.

-You wanted to be a bit closer to heaven. I guess, i helped you.

-How's the view over there?

-Im sorry, did i hit your precious aircraft?

-Landing strip's right there!

vs an armored transport user:

-Canned food, sweet!

-Stop hiding behind your metal pants and atleast try.

-Penetrated castle, eh?

-Go back to tank fights, they'll love your type.

-This city is for beautiful cars, not your tin cans.

-We'll just wait for Mk2 of THAT!

 

vs a wallbreacher:

-You're just like a wallbugs behind my table.

-I see you got yourself a grave beforehand.

-Next time try to breach in some PvP tutorials.

-Bugspray'd.

 

vs an invisible clothing user:

-Im sorry, did i hit someone?
-I upgraded your ghost cosplay.

-You shouldn't cut your hands off.

-Hmm, are your brains invisible too?

 

vs a first-person wiggler:

-You danced and died with a grace.

-Shoulda' watch your step.

-With your dancing skills, you should fight at Star Alley.

-Can you drop some break-dance moves?

 

vs an EWO abuser:

-Not this time.

-Hi, my name's God and you're not welcome here.

-Finger slipped?

-Now find an easy way out of this game, please.

-Got you from your own grave.

 

vs a clan member:

-Im sorry to have your friends see that embarrassment.

-Stay in line, i have enough bullets for each of you.

-Your team couldn't help you.

-Club Penguin is better than your club, fellas.

-Better stick with car meets.

 

vs a hacker (not godmode users):

-If hacks couldn't help you, then what?
-God knows a player on your level.

-Just get back to pirated Counter-Strike, where you came from.

-Money drop? Your brains drop.

-Banned.

 

Some of them are being edgy...

Edited January 14, 2018 by Sanches

[IamCourtney]

"That's a spicey meat-a-ball!" *kisses fingertips*

[TheLordMarvel]

Usually I just mutter 'Jackpot' - Bonus points if you know what game I got the quote from after someone gets shot. ;P

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Welcome too the club bitch

[septimoose]

"Never send to know for whom the bells tolls... it tolls for thee"

[CrysisAverted]

*dude gets shot*

"I guess the odds weren't in your favor"

Edited January 14, 2018 by CrysisAverted

[III-Ari-III]

In real cases, i never shoot with funny quotes, but now i think i can come up with some.

 

vs a sniper:

-Battle field is right here, not on top of your tower.

-Hope your scope has a good view of your brains.

-Im sorry, could you stand back a bit more? Back to your campsite.

-Now you can be a trully "happy camper".

 

vs a combat rolls abuser:

-Roll right to your grave, mate.

-And now your brains are rolled around your skull.

-Your rolls makes your stomache sick and makes me sick too, because of your look.

-Roll to PvP school.

 

vs a BST abuser:

-Drugs do funny things with erection and your trigger finger.

-Would you like to use my Bull Sh1t Testosterone?

-Consider yourself dominated, you crackhead.

-Medics are gonna have a bad time establishing your death casue: deadbrain, bullet or junk blood.

 

vs a jet/heli pilot:

-Happy landing!

-Better stick to air freights, not battles.

-You wanted to be a bit closer to heaven. I guess, i helped you.

-How's the view over there?

-Im sorry, did i hit your precious aircraft?

-Landing strip's right there!

 

vs an armored transport user:

-Canned food, sweet!

-Stop hiding behind your metal pants and atleast try.

-Penetrated castle, eh?

-Go back to tank fights, they'll love your type.

-This city is for beautiful cars, not your tin cans.

-We'll just wait for Mk2 of THAT!

 

vs a wallbreacher:

-You're just like a wallbugs behind my table.

-I see you got yourself a grave beforehand.

-Next time try to breach in some PvP tutorials.

-Bugspray'd.

 

vs an invisible clothing user:

-Im sorry, did i hit someone?

-I upgraded your ghost cosplay.

-You shouldn't cut your hands off.

-Hmm, are your brains invisible too?

 

vs a first-person wiggler:

-You danced and died with a grace.

-Shoulda' watch your step.

-With your dancing skills, you should fight at Star Alley.

-Can you drop some break-dance moves?

 

vs an EWO abuser:

-Not this time.

-Hi, my name's God and you're not welcome here.

-Finger slipped?

-Now find an easy way out of this game, please.

-Got you from your own grave.

 

vs a clan member:

-Im sorry to have your friends see that embarrassment.

-Stay in line, i have enough bullets for each of you.

-Your team couldn't help you.

-Club Penguin is better than your club, fellas.

-Better stick with car meets.

 

vs a hacker (not godmode users):

-If hacks couldn't help you, then what?

-God knows a player on your level.

-Just get back to pirated Counter-Strike, where you came from.

-Money drop? Your brains drop.

-Banned.

 

Some of them are being edgy...

 

You "never shoot with funny quotes" yet you have all these to think and say right now?, something feels off..

[deadx23]

Orbital beam cannon!!!!!

 

Edited May 22, 2019 by deadx23

[fw3]

vs a combat rolls abuser:

- Roll to PvP school.

 

LOL!!!! This is my new favorite! So simply, yet so classic.

[DeMinoTheDragon]