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In What Funny Ways Do You Kill Players In GTA Online?


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MaxBazooka01

Pretty much everyone kills other players.

These are the funny ways I kill them though.

 

1. Dressing up as an npc, going off the radar and melee killing them with an axe, machete, baseball bat or knife. I did this to at least 10 people, most of which were walking out of stores.

 

2. Grabbing my hunter, and stalking them across the map killing them occasionally.

 

3. Blocking off the road where they are going with 2 MOCs and trapping them. I did this 3 times to different people and it was so funny.

 

4. Headshots with pistols. :)

 

5. Carpet bombing with friends in planes.

 

6. Chopping people up on oppressors with helicopter blades.

 

I hope this isn't already a topic.

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Boi asked money.
My friend baited him to come over.
I put stickies on friend's back.
Boom.

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lll-H-I-M-lll

passive bail whether its gave or received you just can't help but laugh

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Arrows to Athens

passive bail whether its gave or received you just can't help but laugh

Here's some more!

 

 

 

 

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MaxBazooka01

Sh*t it already is a topic, should I just leave it as the post-Gunrunning, Smuggler's Run, Doomsday heist version or lock it?

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I don't really get the "dressing as an NPC" thing. Who falls for that? Your gamertag appears above your head whether you're off radar or not.

 

My latest trolling was to steal a car from someone that was headed back to his vehicle warehouse. I didn't need the car (in fact storing it would mess up my system of only selling high end cars) so instead I drove it to the pier by the Ferris wheel. Left a prox mine on the pier behind me and drove off into the ocean at roughly the same time as he blew himself up trying to reach me. Needless to say, he and his org (two other guys) spent the next 30 minutes doing nothing but trying to kill me.

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Since they gave us access to buy Fireworks again I've been going through them like crazy going OTR and Ghost Org and killing players with them.

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Sh*t it already is a topic, should I just leave it as the post-Gunrunning, Smuggler's Run, Doomsday heist version or lock it?

 

Lock it.

 

Sticky bombs ftw

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I don't really get the "dressing as an NPC" thing. Who falls for that? Your gamertag appears above your head whether you're off radar or not.

Sneaking up behind them and catching them off guard. I would mostly just stand behind a wall or nearby the entrance and wait for them to come out. Don't know if dressing up was fully necessary, it made it more fun though.

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How do I lock it? I've never made a topic.

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Arrows to Athens

How do I lock it? I've never made a topic.

Only the moderators can lock it.

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This kid wanted a modded account so I told him to meet me in the subway and planted some mines. Well he drives across the map, comes down the subway stairs and "kaboom splat".

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Dragon_Of_Tragedy

Get vigilante.

 

Go to time trial.

 

Kill.

 

Passive.

 

Go to time trial.

 

Kill.

 

Passive.

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Cutter De Blanc

Kicking people out of my aircraft is always good for a laugh

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Solid Scorpion

If they completely lack spacial awareness, going off radar in a cargobob and dropping objects on their heads always gives me a chuckle.

Takes a special kind of player not to hear or see that lumbering coffin though.

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And sometimes when weve had way too much to drink and dont have enough coordination to do anything else we park the duneloader against an ammu-nation door and take bets on how long it will take the other player to kill themselves.

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TheFroggmann

Incite a lobby until someone gives me a bounty. Relax and wait for Yacht defences to do their job.

 

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Plant proxies in high-traffic areas of the map. At times these don't go off for an hour or more, when they do it's a hoot.

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I had an annoying kid join my heist finale and threaten to deliberately fail the mission because he wasn't happy with a 40/20/20/20 split.

 

He stuck C4 to the Khanjali tank but didn't realize that friendly fire is disabled during heists. Just before he detonated, I drove the tank closer to him and we watched as he blew himself up.

 

The whole heist crew got a good chuckle out of it.

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Boat 'n' Trailer, nuff said!

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Lately I've taken to sneaking up on Christmas Noobs while OTR with a melee weapon, beating/stabbing/hacking/bludgeoning them to death, then texting WELCOME TO SAN ANDREAS and sharing as much cash as I can to them

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I usually just shoot an NPC out of a vehicle, slap a sticky bomb on it, and kamikaze random people.

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I don't really get the "dressing as an NPC" thing. Who falls for that? Your gamertag appears above your head whether you're off radar or not.

 

only if they regularly hit down on d-pad

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How do I lock it? I've never made a topic.

Locked :^:

 

Be sure to keep posting your creative methods of killing other players over in the Name your most creative/impress GTA Kill thread. :)

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