Apparently Oregon is full of morons driving 2 ton machines but can't pump gas

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There are only two states in the U.S Oregon and NY's retarded cousin New Jersey they're governments have apparently deemed their residents too stupid to

• Pull into a gas station
• Drive up to a gas pump
• Turn off car
• Get out of car
• Open gas tank lid
• Unscrew Gas Cap
• Slide card to pay
• Lift nozzle
• Select gas grade
• Put nozzle into hole
• Pull up on lever to dispense gas
• Wait til you hear a click or you've reached the amount you want
• Let go of lever
• Put nozzle back into it's cradle
• Screw gas cap back in
• Close gas cap lid
• Select yes for receipt
• Open car door
• Get into car
• Start car
• Put into drive
• Pull away from pump
• Drive to exit
• Pull out into traffic and be on your merry way

But then again that is a lot of steps to do just to put fuel into your car and must require a PhD in order to be able to do it without setting yourself on fire

 

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