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Apparently Oregon is full of morons driving 2 ton machines but can't pump gas

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There are only two states in the U.S Oregon and NY's retarded cousin New Jersey they're governments have apparently deemed their residents too stupid to

  • Pull into a gas station
  • Drive up to a gas pump
  • Turn off car
  • Get out of car
  • Open gas tank lid
  • Unscrew Gas Cap
  • Slide card to pay
  • Lift nozzle
  • Select gas grade
  • Put nozzle into hole
  • Pull up on lever to dispense gas
  • Wait til you hear a click or you've reached the amount you want
  • Let go of lever
  • Put nozzle back into it's cradle
  • Screw gas cap back in
  • Close gas cap lid
  • Select yes for receipt
  • Open car door
  • Get into car
  • Start car
  • Put into drive
  • Pull away from pump
  • Drive to exit
  • Pull out into traffic and be on your merry way

But then again that is a lot of steps to do just to put fuel into your car and must require a PhD in order to be able to do it without setting yourself on fire

 

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