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Zello

Donald Trump comes out of the closet will resign

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Zello

 

 

Shocking the entire world, The President of the United States Donald J Trump and Vice President Mike Pence announced their resignations Monday after revealing that they were gay and have been having an affair.

 

Holding hands with Vice President Mike Pence. Donald Trump spoke in a very rare calm tone about his relationship with Mike Pence.

 

"I didn't set out to become the first gay president. But since I am I can finally stop living a lie. Ivana, Marla, Melania they mean nothing to me. Nothing. I always knew at a young age that I liked men. After all these years I can finally be myself. I finally found the man of my dreams last year in Mike Pence. I met him one day on the campaign trail in Indiana maybe it was his charm or his looks but I fell in love.

They say life is a journey and well my Journey has led me to Mike Pence."

 

When asked about what was next he had this to say.

 

"We're planning to move to New York into a nice little apartment in the Village and maybe go antiquing on the weekends."

 

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GtaLegend15

Of course 😂, happy 4K

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SmokesWithCigs

Wtf?

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AiraCobra

Darn don't get my hopes up like that

 

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Femme Fatale

Congrats, sweetie! :)

Wtf?

It's called a milestone thread, hun, you should try it out sometime.

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Rafae

You almost had me there Zello you cheeky c*nt

 

almost

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chronic lumbago

You lost me at "gay". Made it too obvious there.

 

Congrats! Did you know that 4000 years ago we had the year 1982 bc?

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K^2

Congrats! Did you know that 4000 years ago we had the year 1982 bc?

1983BCE, because there was no year 0. It went from 1BCE to 1CE.

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AiraCobra

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Big_Smiley

My f*cking ass when that idiot resigns. Happy new year and here's to more 4000 post in the future!

Edited by GTA_The_Series

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Sanches

Isn't "come out of a closet" metaphor stands for admiting a non traditional orientation?

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chronic lumbago

 

Congrats! Did you know that 4000 years ago we had the year 1982 bc?

1983BCE, because there was no year 0. It went from 1BCE to 1CE.Nobody asked for your trivial facts lol.

 

 

I mean... of course I knew.

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Leftist Bastard

Congrats and all but those headlines are just painfully obvious milestone threads now the surprise is gone

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Mr. Scratch

Eat pant.

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Neon_Dreaming

Congrats on the 4,000 posts. :)

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Evil empire

This prank made me smile.

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Voodoo

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People are saying that this is the best congratulation they have ever read. You are going to feel so congratulated that you will be sick of congratulations!

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poppafewpills

People love to hear themselves talk...

Congrats I guess ?

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Hmmm nice bike

A milestone thread? Wow, it feels like 2010 again.

 

Happy 4k, by the way

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Niobium

#fakenews

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livejoker

Man, here I was hoping we'd see a new Presidential Erection - I mean, Election.

Congrats on the 4K. :^:

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