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The weirdest thing you ever caught someone doing?

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BöömBäpper

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls.

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that cum hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

Edited by BöömBäpper

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Twilight Sky

 

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

I just lost a few years of my life laughing.

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JON22

Saw a lady pick up a used cigarette outside a pub on the edge of the road. It was soggy because it was raining. Can't believe people are that desperate for a smoke.

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Menstrual Deranged

I see people do really weird things on almost a daily basis but for some reason, there's one thing that has always stood out.

 

I was taking care of a critically ill baby at work and I walked up to the bedside to check out one of the IV lines. The baby's mom was sitting at the bedside and absolutely freaked because she didn't see me wash my hands before I came over. I explained that I had, but I washed them again anyways in front of her (even though I wasn't going to be touching the kid directly, but whatever). A little later, I glanced over through the window from the connecting room and saw her dig her stained-up wallet out of her purse, pull out an old credit card, and start using it to scrape nasty goo and dead skin out from underneath her very long fingernails! She was flinging it everywhere while sitting right there at her baby's bedside. I marched over and said, "You know, out of every area on our bodies, we probably harbor the most bacteria under our fingernails and you're just sitting here flinging it around after you just yelled at me for not washing my hands?" She just stared up and me, blinking.

 

When people look at me they probably don't realize just how often I fantasize about choke slamming ignorant motherf*ckers.

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mr quick

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls.

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

this is an incredible story. wow.

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Chazper

I once caught a guy doing some hipster tai-chi or something on top of this ditch near my house as I was coming around the corner with my friends. When the guy noticed us laughing he scurried off back into his house lmao.

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Mr_Rager

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls.

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

 

Wait, did he nut in his hand and wipe it in his hair holy sh*t lmao I'm howling

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Adrenalist

Watched a bro maliciously gutted with a knife over a girl and swing his entrails with a forced happy face whilest demanding another beer on the way to the hospital.

 

He lived. That's all I'll say.

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K^2

Found some... unusual porn on a friend's hard-drive when I borrowed it to copy some files. He marked the stash hidden, but I have my system set to show hidden files by default, so it was basically just sitting right in the directory I was copying things from. Honestly, couldn't care less, but it was unexpected, and fits the topic.

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BöömBäpper

 

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls.

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

Wait, did he nut in his hand and wipe it in his hair holy sh*t lmao I'm howling

 

Yes, thats the weird part. Everyone got disgusted and started to yell and roast him. :lol: He wasn't so stealthy as he thought and got caught and tried to cover what he was doing.

Maybe not the weirdest thing I have seen, but still weird. That guy did lot of other things too during those 3 years.

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deadx23

Ok yesterday I saw a lady around 50ish she was dressed all pink she had a radio with a microphone with a sunflower playing loud music as she was freaking (where she dips bending over all the way down as she comes up) singing along to some Mexican song.she was doing this on a street corner on a small backroad not much traffic passes through there so I'm not sure what was her goal.it was weird.

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bantonson15

Think I just witnessed a drug deal gone wrong...the street I live on sits next to a street known heavily for drug use, and sketchy people all around. ☠️

 

I've always heard from other people about this kind of activity going down, but it's the first time i've seen it for myself... 🤔

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JON22

There's a blind guy I sometimes see walking past wearing women's clothing and shoes.

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darthYENIK

Just yesterday I saw a guy with his pants around his ankles under a freeway overpass. Thankfully it was at an angle where I didn't see dong or b-hole.

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dyspoid

Saw a lady pick up a used cigarette outside a pub on the edge of the road. It was soggy because it was raining. Can't believe people are that desperate for a smoke.

I once saw a guy picking up cigarette butts, or as we call them in Australia, "dumpers".

 

Anyway, I offered the guy a few full cigarettes and he politely declined, insisting that he preferred those that he had collected.

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Algonquin Assassin

When I was about 13-15 yo, one kid once masturbated through his sweat pants pocket in class, while looking one of the girls.

He thought that no one sees it, but then someone realized and was like "WTF whats happening?" and then entire class knew it.

Then he swiped that hand to his hair to pretend he was putting on hair gel.

 

Jizz gel helps keep hair strong.

Edited by Algonquin Assassin

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No Use For A Name

Second weirdest was at a Hastings electronics store in 2002 when they were switching to DVDs and liquidating the rest of their VHS stock. A dude who looked like Geriatric Fred Durst strolled in. Baggy jeans, red backwards cap, baseball jersey, baggy cargo shorts...seriously looked just like Durst, but he was approaching 65.

 

He bought their last copies of Showgirls on VHS.

 

All 17 of them.

 

Ive never been so creeped out in my life

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Verbal Soze

Scratching my ballsack hahaha

No seriously though it happened when i'm in junior high, while i was scratching my gym teacher just staring at me with a confused face, and i was like freeze a minute in there staring back at her before i walk away, the most f*cked up moment in my life -_-

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bantonson15
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I was sitting down at a table in a food court...several tables down I saw some guy shove a pink dildo in the sandwich he ordered. (I watched closely, and from what I could see, he was attempting to prank the employees who served him his food) He went back to them and slammed it onto the counter.

 

"Who put...this unruly dildo...into my sandwich?"

"Was it you? I f*cking know it was you!"

Edited by bantonson15

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Blaze

2015 2am walking my dog two people f*cking in a doorway on the highstreet

 

scarred for life

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Awesom-0

In my 2 and 1/2 years working at Fast Food, I've experienced a handfull of wierd customer activities.

 

• Someone came in Drive-thru reversed.

 

• Some drunk guy was slowly dry-humping one of our tables.

 

• Some crazy guy was bashing out the back windows of peoples cars with a tire iron, saying that there was some girl trapped in the trunk of their cars. I didn't see this happen, but my sister did.

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Finn 7 five 11
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Some guy at a diner was eating soup with his hand. As in, dunking it in, and slurping it up, lol.

Damn that made me laugh.

 

I used to live on the road with 10000 people who lived on a variety of psychotropic/psychedelic drugs. There are things I don't even know how to describe.

Yeah, I'm in that boat as well. I just live each day and hope I see something weird to tell my buddies about at the bar.

Edited by Finn 7 five 11

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Dragon_Of_Tragedy

A old man who ran a local restaurant pick up a half eaten sandwich that a customer left behind and take a big bite out of it.

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Sanches

An admin forcing a yee meme.

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