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Voodoo

The Salt Mines Ban Roulette 2017

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sreyazsec

Me and my kind are coming for you.

 

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You're all gonna pay.

Edited by ceszayers

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Voodoo

 

 

New page, new tune.

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98 in 1

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the part of the awards i've been waiting for

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Kalvin

 

 

to and sincerely from everyone on gtaf

 

 

posting it here cos chat topic is rip so no bants

 

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Crokey

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Kalvin

alternatively

 

 

 

thank you for the post split crokey i was waiting to post this

 

btw when is this gonna be over so i can get on with my non-existent life?

Edited by Kalvin

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Non

I wanna get banned

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Coin

Sleep tight, don't let the ban roulette strike

 

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Voodoo

Getting close now.

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blaze

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Dacelo

Take the shot

 

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chronic lumbago

You better do a round 2.

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Voodoo

 

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Pininfarina

Just a lil something to pass the time

 

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Voodoo

Heeeere we go!

 

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chronic lumbago
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Voodoo

 

 

to and sincerely from everyone on gtaf

 

 

posting it here cos chat topic is rip so no bants

 

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Winner!

 

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blaze

its over gtagarage is finished

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Uncle Sikee Atric

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The victim has been chosen....

 

Time to feast!

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chronic lumbago

Nobody cares lol when is round 2?

Edited by fashion

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Maxxi

Rip

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sreyazsec

As I thank you for this years SNUB, my campaign poster next year is going to consist of a blown up, very detailed depiction of porn (featuring the faces of people I know you'd all rather forget).

 

You've brought this upon yourselves.

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Voodoo

Round two? Round two!

 

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Go!

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Testarossa

skibi pap-pap

 

boom

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chronic lumbago

Please wait at least 12 hours before ending the round, I want to spam a few posts in the morning too.

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Maxxi

Voodoo is getting antsy with his ban hammer.

 

Now that I posted here, it'll probably hit me

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tldr

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V4S

My days of rolling the Ban Roulette are passed and I must move on to new hobbies and activities....

 

Damn staff positions!

Heya Uncle Sikee, I noticed you have a helpfulness award, perhaps you could "help" some of your favorite members posts from the crew section into this wonderful topic! Sometimes we all get caught up with the holidays and forget to have a jolly good time in the annual salt mines! 😁 Edited by V4S

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Vik
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Fred Durst please stand up?
I repeat will the real Fred Durst please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a Fred Durst before
Jaws all on the floor like Fred Durst just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Fred Durst said
Nothing you idiots Fred Durst's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Fred Durst, chicka chicka chicka Fred Durst I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Fred Durst to hump a dead moose
My Fred Durst is on your lips, my Fred Durst is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give Fred Durst a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's Fred Durst is.
Of course they gonna know what Fred Durst is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but Fred Dursts,
Well some of us Fred Dursts, who cut other people open like Fred Dursts.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a Fred Durst and another Fred Durst can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Fred Durst don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so f*ck him and f*ck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Durst what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Fred Durst.
sh*t, Fred Durst better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who he gave head to first.
Fred Durst put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Fred Durst, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Fred Durst V.D.
I'm sick of you Fred Durst groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like Fred Durst
Who cuss like Fred Durst, who just don't give a f*ck like Fred Durst, who dress like Fred Durst
Walk, talk and act like Fred Durst, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite Fred Durst
Cause I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Fred Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
I'm like a Fred Durst to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of Fred Durst
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just sh*t it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can Fred Dursts eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm Fred Durst
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Fred Durst
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Fred Durst lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a f*ck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Durst, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'
I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Fred Durst, yes I'm the real Durst
All you other Fred Dursts are just imitating
So won't the real Fred Durst, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Haha, I guess there's a Fred Durst in all of us,
f*ck it,
Let's all stand up

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