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The Gardener

Nature Cares Naught for Artful Food

By The Gardener, in Writers' Discussion

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The Gardener
Posted (edited)

It matters not, should you eat,

Your lamb on plate of gold,

Or should you eat a loaf of bread

Smothered in green mould.

Both the turds will smell the same.

Alas, thats what I'm told.

 

But on this thought, ponder not.

Now, eat up ere its cold.

 

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Delete if unacceptable. Feedback, corrections, opinions welcome.

Edited by The Gardener

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