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Excuses, Excuses...

FirstDegreeDonny

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FirstDegreeDonny

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Most players don't take losing well. At this point, it's said and done, the tale is told, yet I keep hearing the same old bullsh*t.

 

"I'm not really trying!"

 

"Roll up with fists! Fist fight me!"

 

"Stop using snipers pussy!"

 

"Get out of that chopper/jet pussy!"

 

"You only won because you cheated with BST/Ghost/Passive Popping/EWOing!!"

 

"You were just lucky to kill me ten times in a row!"

 

"My KDR is higher so it doesn't matter, I don't have to prove I'm stronger!"

 

"I let you have those kills on purpose!"

 

"No fair, I don't have that equipment/vehicle!"

 

"I'm a hacker, I'll have your account tomorrow! (not)"

 

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of times people get pissed at me for not having any memory of bodying them in a past server. To this I always retort with the same statement.

 

"Who can remember every bug they step on?"

 

So, tell me about the insects you remember. Have you heard these excuses before? Got any new ones? Tell us a good story about players who can't take the heat.

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Steamy_breezy

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I like how most of the time it dosen't make no sense.

Like this guy, killed me with his avenger when I'm on foot.

I put him to the ground, I use marksman and destroy him.


And then he text me "marksman :("

I'm like dude, you killed me from your avenger.

Talk about mental issues.


Marksman, Heavy sniper, don't matter, all these fine ass wine taster (no pun intended), I will kill you with any gun.

 

I made a similar thread http://gtaforums.com/topic/898629-when/?do=findComment&comment=1069891235

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Sanches

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Some 500th lvl guy claimed to be the best player in the whole game across all the platforms. He started to sh1t talk in the chat. My friend gave him a roast and of course that dude approached us. The next scenario is predictable. BST spam, 1st person auto-sniper dances, EWO spam ect ect.
But we actually got a positive score on that dude and he started to yell about "2vs1 is not fair". Boi, you started it first, why should we care what is fair and what is not? He was trying to save his ego, but he failed to save his k/d.
Soon after, he left, but left a good memories behind.

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Sky_Light12

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Most players don't take losing well. At this point, it's said and done, the tale is told, yet I keep hearing the same old bullsh*t.

 

"I'm not really trying!"

 

"Roll up with fists! Fist fight me!"

 

"Stop using snipers pussy!"

 

"Get out of that chopper/jet pussy!"

 

"You only won because you cheated with BST/Ghost/Passive Popping/EWOing!!"

 

"You were just lucky to kill me ten times in a row!"

 

"My KDR is higher so it doesn't matter, I don't have to prove I'm stronger!"

 

"I let you have those kills on purpose!"

 

"No fair, I don't have that equipment/vehicle!"

 

"I'm a hacker, I'll have your account tomorrow! (not)"

 

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of times people get pissed at me for not having any memory of bodying them in a past server. To this I always retort with the same statement.

 

"Who can remember every bug they step on?"

 

So, tell me about the insects you remember. Have you heard these excuses before? Got any new ones? Tell us a good story about players who can't take the heat.

don't get me started with " U r a modder " , "1v1 at beach" and "Lzzzz"

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SickBoy

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People like that do my head in. Had a guy start sh*t with me out of nowhere, just cause I was nearby on the map minding my own business. It quickly devolves into his CEO and other bodyguard fighting me, though I still come out beating 2 out of 3 of them. So I go off in a quiet moment, til the guy starts messaging me, so I go back out in my Avenger, sneak up and start firing on one of their guys. The other two thought they were tough going for an Akula, thinking they could use the stealth to get the drop on my Avenger, but I shot them out the sky as well. I kill them all a few more times, just for good measure, then leave again. Later on, the CEO gets his Akula back, and gets the drop on me, and gets 2 kills putting him back up on me. After that, he just hid in his apartment, doing literally nothing but going into the pause menu every few seconds checking where I was on the map, all the while messaging me claiming how he was up on me and how he won the fight, despite being too scared to fight me on the ground with guns after many offers, and refusing to leave his apartment so I couldn't get my kills back. I honestly don't understand how people don't realise running away from the fight, hiding somewhere the opponent can't get you, or leaving the session is equal to forfeiting the battle, and means an automatic loss. Trying to brag about winning despite being the ultimate coward, some people just don't get hypocrisy, I guess.

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"My KDR is higher so it doesn't matter, I don't have to prove I'm stronger!"

 

 

Wow, i get that message such a great ammount of time, because my KD is 1.40 and i just having fun with friends (Like XVIII-like duels with ancient pistols, and honestly i pretty bad in sniper duels)

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That is why I never respond or use chat. The best weapon against people like that is to let them think whatever they want. It has no effect on me imo. The only worthy response is a bullet / rocket / bomb to the face. That's it.

 

Oh and I have been called everything under the rainbow too so... It wouldn't serve a good purpose to post it here because I would be just repeating old news.

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SickBoy

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Oh, and the people who whine about explosive snipers when they're in Jets, Akulas, Hunters, Oppressors and the like.

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Depending on the situation the "i don't have that equipment" can be pretty valid, i mean wtf am i supposed to do when two guys gank up to me in a fully upgraded missile APC when i'm on foot and when i manage to headshot them out of it they use heavy snipers with explosive rounds on me, LIKE COME ON HOW TRYHARD CAN YOU BE?

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My question is why people even find free roam PvP entertaining? You can run into 50 guys and they all do the same crap.

They either:

 

1. Zig zag back and forth spamming snipers from a distance

2. If closer, spam explosives instead

3. Using vehicles to one shot people

 

98% of those you run into will do one of these three things.

I fail to see the fun when people just keep repeating the three same boring tactics all day. You gotta have a serious one track mind to find freeroam PvP entertaining for hours on end.

 

I only find PvP fun in a deathmatch setting where there are no vehicles, little to no explosives, and weapons limited to pick ups only.

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"Who can remember every bug they step on?"

 

What an outlook, there's no wonder people see you in a negative light.

 

Warms the heart to see someone that likes to ruffle feathers coming here with their B&M's getting their feathers ruffled, lol.

 

Happy Christmas.

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I 10-0'd a guy today in the city, he went passive mode and sent me "i tought you wanna fight like a man but you use sniper/roof/explosive" and "french are coward", i then messaged him with "ok mate no problem ill use only the pistol and you use whatever you want". He answered with "i don't fight pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bye" and left the session

 

I was like bruh, you're the on in passive mode avoiding the fight

 

Dem people on denial tho, you can 200-0 them and they would still find an excuse that for them is 100 percent fact in their tiny delusional monkey brains

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Lol story of my life, funny though i currently have a rank 8 new account (k/d 230.00 may i add) in badsport and im still getting these excuses

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I think the worst excuses come from someone who screws up in a heist, especially multiple times. Not all are excuses, just really sad explanations.

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"Who can remember every bug they step on?"

What an outlook, there's no wonder people see you in a negative light.

 

Warms the heart to see someone that likes to ruffle feathers coming here with their B&M's getting their feathers ruffled, lol.

 

Happy Christmas.

I remember players worth remembering. In particular I forget whiners that spout the same schtick I've heard, literally, thousands of times before. It's like Frieza from TFS counting how many times he's heard a heroic speech, except I lost track a long time ago.

 

I wasn't just plucking huckleberries when I said I can't be bothered to remember every special snowflake that wants to talk smack. I suppose the positive alternative is to give 'em a cookie and congratulate them on their deaths, before encouraging them to train hard for a rematch, afterwards taking a group photo to tape to my bathroom mirror?

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