Dear Santa of LS 2017 [...] - Bit of Fun!

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DEAR SANTA OF LS, 2017

Lets have a bit of fun

Christmas is just around the corner, that means only one thing; prezzies.

Most of us already know what's coming this year for Xmas in GTA Online, in fact its partially what inspired me to do this thread. "Apparently" we may be getting a chance to obtain a free Hermes, which for some is a great present indeed.

So, this is a wishlist, but hold your horses... its a rather different wishlist compared to the two wishlist threads. To differenciate this from the other two, you won't be wishing for something to be added. Instead, you can only wish for something purchasable that is already present in-game (and obviously don't own ) which you will receive for free! And to make things more tricky, you can only choose one thing!

There's not much else to it really!

RULES

- Only wish for one item.
- The item must be purchasable in-game.
- Shark Cards are ruled out. Although they can be purchased, they technically aren't an item.

To keep things simple, start with the following:

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for *insert highly desired item here* this Christmas.

And thats it! As usual, I'll kick things off

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a spanking new Volatol bomber this Christmas!

Look forward to reading and have a what ever you call it Christmas

Edited December 17, 2017 by REXX

[Professional Amateur]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish to not be obliterated by an orbital cannon this Christmas.

 

Seriously though,

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a Chernobog this Christmas because I sure as hell don't want to pay for one, no matter how badass it looks.

Edited December 17, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Khaisz]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish to be obliterated by an orbital cannon this Christmas so I can record it.

[Killer Whale]

Dear Santa

 

I want the Sentinel Classic already. I know you have it hidden somewhere. I've been a good boy all year.

 

Please Santa

 

Mr_No

[Quinn_flower]

Dear Santa

 

 

I want better bleeping clothing like things I would wear daily not terrorist clothing.

[Commander S]

Dear Santa,

 

Thank you kindly for the free Hermes coupon - much appreciated! But ...would you mind exchanging it for a free Deluxo coupon instead?

 

Thing is, I don't mind buying the Hermes - in fact, I'd gladly fork out $500k and support the inclusion of cool cars like that in GTAO. Meanwhile, the Deluxo's really nice - just not 'splash out over four million quid on it' nice.

 

Kthxbai!

[LL Cool L]

Dear Santa

 

I wish for explosive rounds for my heavy sniper...

I have been grinding away doing supply missions all year and keep getting items I don't want...I would sack my research team but I can't

 

I am almost certain it will be the very last project to research...I can't bare it...I haven't even made money from this danm bunker yet...all my staff are assigned to research and they still wont develop it!

I need it to defend myself for random attackers, I promise its for defense only

 

sh*t since we are here I want a Deluxo, another Oppressor, an Ardent, Jetpack, Lost Slamvan, VIP armor, Franklin's beards and hairstyles, Access to story mode interiors, a Railgun, Heist Duffel Bag and Black Converse shoes (I saw them on one of the Jock Cranley racing outfits...

 

 

Love Super Homie

[louisplasta]

Dear Santa,

I wish to have more decent clothing,hairstyle and color variations for female character.

 

Love

[Bloodytears1666]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish you will save my best and most trusted brother, my beautiful full of skulls, black diamond, my brave mustang, my only and the one hip-hop groove street homie ride Faction Custom from what developers did right before this Christmas. Safe life, peace, I respect!

[Sanches]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a Pisswasser beer hat this Christmas.
-Ya boi, Sasses.

Edited December 17, 2017 by Sanches

[LL Cool L]

guys he said, things that already in the game...or its just a regular wishlist with a santa theme....

 

Dear Santa,

I wish to have more decent clothing,hairstyle and color variations for female character.

 

Love

[Lonely-Martin]

Dear Santa...

 

Last year, you gave me this delightful little toy I loved, along with my favourite T-shirt too, but the second you'd had ya mince pies and whiskey and zipped up north to sort Mrs. Claus out this game went tits up and as I was left all year with an empty firework launcher..

 

I relly would just love that to become permanent, and if you could sneak a good few ground fireworks in my stocking, I promise to be as responsible as one should in Los Santos these holidays...

 

Honest!.

 

Regards, The Lonliest Robot in Great Britain.

[Amy Vinewood]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish that you would take one of the wrecked Vapid Uranus cars from around the map, and fix it up for me. I promise I was a good girl to everyone that deserved it this year.

 

Always, Amy

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Santa I want my damn cop outfit back

[Mrs. Buzz]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a blimp this Christmas.

 

I was brave, I showed patience, I supported every randoms in their missions/heists/CEO & Biker work.

 

Is a blimp asked to much?

 

And if your elfes think I really was brave n' honest, gimme that blimp where I can set my own texts on the dot-matrix monitor

 

 

[IceDree]

Does it count as one if I said it quickly? Like ... Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a spanking new TulaAkulaAvengerHunter this Christmas!


In all seriousness though, Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a spanking new Tula this Christmas!


I like the Tula & I want one, but not 4 million dollars like it lol.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays everybody.

[Quadro]

Dear Santa,

 

I would wish a thousand wishes - but from what i've seen from all the boys amd girls writing to santa in the wish list topic, you seem to be rather f*cking picky with who is naughty and who is nice.

 

Lots of my fellow forum users have asked for various things from fixing the basics in Los Santos - something that should have happened anyway - to detailed plans for upgrades to our trends and culture, our means of transport and genuine business opportunities. Best we got is a helicopter to sexually confuse a few.

 

Santa, i'm coming for your ass, until you pay what you owe.

[CrysisAverted]

Dear Santa of LS,

 

I wish for a jetpack you can spawn from your inventory, like the way you can enable nightvision with a few clicks yeah I wan't that but with a cool jetpack that lets you walk around like in San Andreas not the crappy one R* made

Edited December 17, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Hazzardtohimself]

​Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a free Stromburg this Christmas.

 

Or, silly wishlisting one...

 

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for weaponised vehicles to have icons on the map, but optionally​ weaponised vehicles to have normal icons this Christmas (so I can drive my unarmed Deluxo around without the massive 'shoot me' icon).

[Handsome Jack]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for the orbital cannon to be free to use and have no cooldown for me and me only so I can punish all of the naughty kids!

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a Swift Deluxe without the gold paint.

 

Dear Michael De Santa, I wish for you to show up in GTA Online.

[Big Molio]

Dear Santa, I wish for 1000 free hooker blow jobs. You aren’t the only one that needs to empty your sack.

[TheLordMarvel]

Dear Santa of LS, I wish for a Hustler this Christmas.

Please deliver, if not....I'mma slap the lips off your face and make you kiss your own ass.

Okie dokie. I'll be waiting for it. Yezzir

[wizooord]

Dear santa of LS, i wish for a bike that handles like a bati, accelerates like a shotaro and looks like a diabolus custom, Thank you <3

Edited December 17, 2017 by wizooord

[thepiebaker]

Dear santa of ls. I don't want to commit crimes on this island anymore... I want a new island

Edited December 17, 2017 by thepiebaker

[eyman]

Dear Santa of Los Santos.

I'm writing to you from the Bolingbroke Penitentiary, unfortunately I have been a bad boy this year. but I have already wrote your name on the visiting list if you want to come and visit me. Also bring me some cookies and milk since you get them for free, prison food sucks.

From that silent one.


P.S. bring me some P's & Q's from my assistant on your way here, Thanks

Edited December 17, 2017 by eyman

[septimoose]

Dear Santa,

 

Please bring me Special Crate Drops, and extra days of snow.

 

Many thanks,

 

Veronica 'Roni' McDonald

Penthouse Suite 1-3

Eclipse Towers

South Mo Milton Drive

West Vinewood

Los Santos

[Watain]

Dear Santa of LS, please grant me a classic Western Hellfury 'cause it's so hard living without one.

 

Sincerely,

a heavy metal loving biker who's killed less people this year compared to last year.

Edited December 18, 2017 by Watain

[IceHeartache]

Dear santa of LS

 

I don't ask for much this Christmas, there is just one thing i need

i don't care about the pajamas underneath the Christmas tree

i just want the Trevor dress, more than you could ever know

make my wish come true, all i want for Christmas is, bee~tter female cloo~thes

[xDatxJunkyx]

Dear Santa of LS, you are a bitch nigga.

 

Nah, scratch that . . . Dear Santa,

 

You are a bitch *ass* nigga. I heard the State hired extra Merryweather to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa!

 

I'm coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe!

 

Sincurly yours, xDatxJunkyx.

Edited December 18, 2017 by xDatxJunkyx