GTAO Brawler Ball • Pt. 2: Jimmy vs. Wade

[fw3]

Again, this is just for fun so let's not get our proverbial holiday undies in a bind over technicalities and such!

This is the 2nd installment of the GTAO Brawler Ball. Every so often, I'll present a new scenario in an NPC "player vs. player" (PvP) situation where you, in your reply, share your perspective of who might win in a contest between the two participants.

Whether it's a contest of intelligence, physical prowess, weapons ability, or financial gain – it's up to you.

Just layout a brief (yes, brief, please) scenario of how the fight would go down and who would win.

The idea of this is to keep this forum active with fresh threads and content, but also to have a hoot-nanny slappin' chaps good-time for all!

So, in your reply share the method in how this PvP would go down:
• melee
• fisticuffs
• tanks in Legion Square
• drug running
• a game of chess
• a Faggio Joust to the death!
The scenario is entirely up to you!

If it's enjoyable, I'm happy to keep it going. But, if it's lame, then we can dump it fast as a green juice enema.

This second installment is a fierce battle between two misunderstood, ineffectual youths of GTAV:

JIMMY DE SANTA

VS.

WADE HEBERT


It promises to be an exciting battle of whining and missed opportunities! Who will win? You decide!

Let the battle begin in 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!

Edited December 13, 2017 by fw3

[deadx23]

I feel Jimmy would win by offering Wade something to drink and drug him and beat him while he passes out

[cyberpunkdave]

Wade will win.
Jimmy is a fatty who just gets stoned all the time.
Wade does meth, keeps him up for hours roaming around in the desert. Also gets smacked around by Trevor a lot, so he can take a hit.
Finally, he's also handled firearms many times. Jimmy hasn't.
Wade may be a window-licker, but he's got the strength to beat that fat-little-sh*t into the ground.

[fw3]

Wade may be a window-licker, but he's got the strength to beat that fat-little-sh*t into the ground.

Okay, this just made me laugh out loud! It's a good argument.

 

The only thing I'd debate is whether Jimmy would call in for help?

He always seems to need someone to bail him out, so it wouldn't surprise me.

 

Also, he seems the type to try and talk his way out of the fight, where Wade is the type to get caught up in the words.

That's when Jimmy might cheap shot him and thug him badly.

 

Window licker. LOL!!!

[deadx23]

Ok I wasn't going to say anything but Wade is a dumb POS and he does meth, who also did meth and succeed in a fight hhhmmm oh yeah johnny klebitz a experienced criminal did not fair well, meth makes you soft and weak no matter how many hours he is up . remember Jimmy is a gamer and plus he outweighs him. It's on now!

Edited December 13, 2017 by deadx23

[fw3]

Ok I wasn't going to say anything but Wade is a dumb POS and he does meth, who also did meth and succeed in a fight hhhmmm oh yeah johnny klebitz a experienced criminal did not fair well, meth makes you soft and weak no matter how many hours he is up . remember Jimmy is a gamer and plus he outweighs him. It's on now!

I agree. Wade is a loose mudflap, but clearly he's loose enough that he can be unpredictably dangerous, too.

He's the kind of guy to hit the throttle instead of the brake and run over his own mother, purely by accident.

 

Jimmy, for sure, outweighs him, but he's also a doughy tub of butter and can't turn his head to save his life.

To be honest, this battle could potentially result in a draw if one of them pulled out a bong.

 

So, looking at other competitive options between them, which one would win a Faggio race? Or a boulder catching contest? Or get a date first?

 

Hmmm.... the plot thickens!

[Rykjeklut]

But why are they fighting? What's their motivation?

 

Was Jimmy being a troll again? Did Wade knock over Jimmy drink?

[CarimboHanky]

jimmy would lure wade into a dark place, put on his night vision goggles, hit wade in the head with his bong and proceed to teabag him hahaha

 

 

[wizooord]

I really want Wade to win, sure he's a screw up but i feel like its not his fault, hes been through some sh*t that left him in a weird state... And then Trevor got to him, which i assume messed him up on the double.. Jimmy on the other hand is a spoiled self righteous scumbag, every second sentence to come out of his mouth is an attempt to manipulate someone or make someone feel insecure, he's a sneaky sleazy sneak kind of person.. And that's why i feel he would win in most situations..

 

But i get to choose one, so, juggling contaminated syringes on a unicycle in the desert while on acid listening to cradle of filth.

Wade gets some good times, Jimmy gets aids.

Edited December 16, 2017 by wizooord

[fw3]

I really want Wade to win, sure he's a screw up but i feel like its not his fault, hes been through some sh*t that left him in a weird state... And then Trevor got to him, which i assume messed him up on the double.. Jimmy on the other hand is a spoiled self righteous scumbag, every second sentence to come out of his mouth is an attempt to manipulate someone or make someone feel insecure, he's a sneaky sleazy sneak kind of person.. And that's why i feel he would win in most situations..

 

But i get to choose one, so, juggling contaminated syringes on a unicycle in the desert while on acid listening to cradle of filth.

Wade gets some good times, Jimmy gets aids.

I really like your assessments of each. I agree that they are both products of their upbringings and environments, but Wade seems like he never had a real chance, to begin with. Like you said, Jimmy was given everything and just smeared it all with entitlement.

 

Wade wins, in my opinion, just based on circumstance.

[Lonely-Martin]

Wade for me...

 

Jimmy talks a good game, probably plays a good game. But to beat a chap that's Trevor's pet, one that's seemingly used to violence and pain.

 

No contest dude.