If you had to be locked in a Jail cell with three GTAF members, who would they be & why?

[Smith John 4,859]

Melchior - the pins that hold those hipster frames together would make an efficient improvised key for making my escape. Bit like how Sarah Connor escaped the mental institution, only 1 less mental patient

 

Mr. Quick - I just tell him he isn't MTD, and never will be, thus rendering him immobile

 

stu - because if all else fails, his words would trigger the above enough to make them spasm on the floor for us to seize the opportunity to collect the tools needed for our escape

[Crokey 10,263]

K^2: The guy knows some chemistry, so once we've got established in the jail, he'll be on kitchen and cleaning duty. He'll then be able to be in the position to knock up some chemicals using kitchen items like Coke Zero and cleaning items like New Improved Fresh Lemon Pledge which when mixed will create a gas which can be used to knock out the guards when it comes to break out time. When the gas goes off it will go with a large explosion

 

sivispacem: He'll be needed for the breakout, once the four cell block guards have been knocked out and their key-cards taken, we'll make our way to the control room, which will be opened with some explosives made by K^2, in order to open up the rest of the cells to create the distraction needed as we can't just simply walk out of prison... well not yet. Sivis will be able to hack the system by typing a few buttons and not even using a space bar to unlock the doors, which will open explosively, to create the havoc. Sivis will then create a false response from the local law enforcement which will cause the governor to believe that re-enforcement's are on the way by way of using one of the guards iPhones and using Siri to make the call, as the local chief of police sounds like her. All available guards will be called on to quell the riot. This is where number 3 comes in

 

Algonquin Assassin: He'll be needed to change our appearance as he's had that many name changes that he knows all about how to do it. Our appearances will be changed to match that of the guards that were knocked out previously, by simply taking the guards faces/off. A further cell block block will be unlocked by Sivis, using the control room guards Microsoft Surface Laptop, which will be the maximum security wing, which houses a serial killer who looks like John Malkovich. As a result of this further distraction, we'll make our way to the front gate, where we'll tell the guards about the situation inside, and that they've been ordered to get inside with their weapons to help out. Once they've got inside, we'll simply open the gate to the brand new 2017 Ford F150 Pick Up Truck, blow up the gates to the prison and drive into the desert to the awaiting private jet, where the control tower will be blown up to ensure the take off looks dramatic.

 

Directed by Michael Bay, Produced by John Woo

[Skeever 1,728]

El Diablo, MTD, and Diana McFarland.

 

With any luck, I'd go insane within a week and be moved to a much more comfy insane asylum.

 

[SonOfLiberty 44,576]

Algonquin Assassin: He'll be needed to change our appearance as he's had that many name changes that he knows all about how to do it. Our appearances will be changed to match that of the guards that were knocked out previously, by simply taking the guards faces/off. A further cell block block will be unlocked by Sivis, using the control room guards Microsoft Surface Laptop, which will be the maximum security wing, which houses a serial killer who looks like John Malkovich. As a result of this further distraction, we'll make our way to the front gate, where we'll tell the guards about the situation inside, and that they've been ordered to get inside with their weapons to help out. Once they've got inside, we'll simply open the gate to the brand new 2017 Ford F150 Pick Up Truck, blow up the gates to the prison and drive into the desert to the awaiting private jet, where the control tower will be blown up to ensure the take off looks dramatic.

 

 

I agree with all except the getaway vehicle. Sorry, but I'm a GM guy. I don't make grand prison escapes in filthy Fords.

[make total destroy 19,935]

El Diablo, MTD, and Diana McFarland.

 

With any luck, I'd go insane within a week and be moved to a much more comfy insane asylum.

I'd send you to the infirmary tbh

 

nah jk ha ha

 

 

 

 

I'M GONNA HURT YOU

[SonOfLiberty 44,576]

I'd like to be locked up in a cell with a couple of moderators. For once, I'd be able to freely speak w/o them being able to edit / remove my posts on arbitrary basis, as they have no control over me, and will be treated like every normal person.

 

I'm pretty sure prison cells aren't equipped with soap boxes to stand on, but I could be wrong.

Edited December 5, 2017 by Algonquin Assassin

[K^2 2,047]

This is all going to largely depend if I'm picking these three to help me escape, keep a good company, or just so that I can be certain that these assholes are behind bars away from humanity.

[Smith John 4,859]

You forgot to close the gate behind you... and fasten it shut with pieces of white paper.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox 1,766]

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

Edgy much?

 

I don't know if i should be offended or take it as a complment that nobody wants to be in prison with me....

 

I'd like to think that everybody likes me and doesn't want to see me in prison.........One can dream

[The Dedito Gae 28,467]

I don't know if i should be offended or take it as a complment that nobody wants to be in prison with me....

Hold my pocket boyo.

[feckyerlife 3,296]

 

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

Edgy much?

 

I don't know if i should be offended or take it as a complment that nobody wants to be in prison with me....

 

I'd like to think that everybody likes me and doesn't want to see me in prison.........One can dream

 

you would be the CO, so of course no one would want to see you

[SeroH 1,148]

ShadowPerson and Femme Fatale to watch some boy x boy action 😍 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh I include Ivan1997GTA, (Ambient) and Osric because they're good friends (^.^)

[Rhoda 6,118]

How is most of this motivated by who you'd want to see in an orgy? Let's be real, we'd look like joints of gammon with pubes. If I had to pick anyone at all, it would be somebody who has a rudimentary grasp on making toilet wine.

[Star-Lord 1,272]

K^2: The guy knows some chemistry, so once we've got established in the jail, he'll be on kitchen and cleaning duty. He'll then be able to be in the position to knock up some chemicals using kitchen items like Coke Zero and cleaning items like New Improved Fresh Lemon Pledge which when mixed will create a gas which can be used to knock out the guards when it comes to break out time. When the gas goes off it will go with a large explosion

 

sivispacem: He'll be needed for the breakout, once the four cell block guards have been knocked out and their key-cards taken, we'll make our way to the control room, which will be opened with some explosives made by K^2, in order to open up the rest of the cells to create the distraction needed as we can't just simply walk out of prison... well not yet. Sivis will be able to hack the system by typing a few buttons and not even using a space bar to unlock the doors, which will open explosively, to create the havoc. Sivis will then create a false response from the local law enforcement which will cause the governor to believe that re-enforcement's are on the way by way of using one of the guards iPhones and using Siri to make the call, as the local chief of police sounds like her. All available guards will be called on to quell the riot. This is where number 3 comes in

 

Algonquin Assassin: He'll be needed to change our appearance as he's had that many name changes that he knows all about how to do it. Our appearances will be changed to match that of the guards that were knocked out previously, by simply taking the guards faces/off. A further cell block block will be unlocked by Sivis, using the control room guards Microsoft Surface Laptop, which will be the maximum security wing, which houses a serial killer who looks like John Malkovich. As a result of this further distraction, we'll make our way to the front gate, where we'll tell the guards about the situation inside, and that they've been ordered to get inside with their weapons to help out. Once they've got inside, we'll simply open the gate to the brand new 2017 Ford F150 Pick Up Truck, blow up the gates to the prison and drive into the desert to the awaiting private jet, where the control tower will be blown up to ensure the take off looks dramatic.

 

Directed by Michael Bay, Produced by John Woo

Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.

[ShadowPerson 1,164]

He is mine! If you want use him, pay the fee, my hoe aint free.

[chronic lumbago 3,054]

Feckyerlife for the coke, SmokesWithCigs for the weed and Nice Person for the LSD and conspiracies to break down.

 

Or Iroquois, Richard Power Colt and Coin to discuss Dragon Ball.

 

Let's be real, we'd look like joints of gammon with pubes.

no u

Edited December 6, 2017 by fashion

[RedDagger 24,927]

mtd and quick for some standard suicidey by policey stuff and phillbellic cus I know he likes police stuff so it'd probably be fun for him