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HeteroDahmer

If you had to be locked in a Jail cell with three GTAF members, who would they be & why?

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Smith John

Melchior - the pins that hold those hipster frames together would make an efficient improvised key for making my escape. Bit like how Sarah Connor escaped the mental institution, only 1 less mental patient

 

Mr. Quick - I just tell him he isn't MTD, and never will be, thus rendering him immobile

 

stu - because if all else fails, his words would trigger the above enough to make them spasm on the floor for us to seize the opportunity to collect the tools needed for our escape

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Crokey

K^2: The guy knows some chemistry, so once we've got established in the jail, he'll be on kitchen and cleaning duty. He'll then be able to be in the position to knock up some chemicals using kitchen items like Coke Zero and cleaning items like New Improved Fresh Lemon Pledge which when mixed will create a gas which can be used to knock out the guards when it comes to break out time. When the gas goes off it will go with a large explosion

 

sivispacem: He'll be needed for the breakout, once the four cell block guards have been knocked out and their key-cards taken, we'll make our way to the control room, which will be opened with some explosives made by K^2, in order to open up the rest of the cells to create the distraction needed as we can't just simply walk out of prison... well not yet. Sivis will be able to hack the system by typing a few buttons and not even using a space bar to unlock the doors, which will open explosively, to create the havoc. Sivis will then create a false response from the local law enforcement which will cause the governor to believe that re-enforcement's are on the way by way of using one of the guards iPhones and using Siri to make the call, as the local chief of police sounds like her. All available guards will be called on to quell the riot. This is where number 3 comes in

 

Algonquin Assassin: He'll be needed to change our appearance as he's had that many name changes that he knows all about how to do it. Our appearances will be changed to match that of the guards that were knocked out previously, by simply taking the guards faces/off. A further cell block block will be unlocked by Sivis, using the control room guards Microsoft Surface Laptop, which will be the maximum security wing, which houses a serial killer who looks like John Malkovich. As a result of this further distraction, we'll make our way to the front gate, where we'll tell the guards about the situation inside, and that they've been ordered to get inside with their weapons to help out. Once they've got inside, we'll simply open the gate to the brand new 2017 Ford F150 Pick Up Truck, blow up the gates to the prison and drive into the desert to the awaiting private jet, where the control tower will be blown up to ensure the take off looks dramatic.

 

Directed by Michael Bay, Produced by John Woo

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Skeever

El Diablo, MTD, and Diana McFarland.

 

With any luck, I'd go insane within a week and be moved to a much more comfy insane asylum.

 

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Algonquin Assassin

Algonquin Assassin: He'll be needed to change our appearance as he's had that many name changes that he knows all about how to do it. Our appearances will be changed to match that of the guards that were knocked out previously, by simply taking the guards faces/off. A further cell block block will be unlocked by Sivis, using the control room guards Microsoft Surface Laptop, which will be the maximum security wing, which houses a serial killer who looks like John Malkovich. As a result of this further distraction, we'll make our way to the front gate, where we'll tell the guards about the situation inside, and that they've been ordered to get inside with their weapons to help out. Once they've got inside, we'll simply open the gate to the brand new 2017 Ford F150 Pick Up Truck, blow up the gates to the prison and drive into the desert to the awaiting private jet, where the control tower will be blown up to ensure the take off looks dramatic.

 

 

I agree with all except the getaway vehicle. Sorry, but I'm a GM guy. I don't make grand prison escapes in filthy Fords.

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make total destroy

El Diablo, MTD, and Diana McFarland.

 

With any luck, I'd go insane within a week and be moved to a much more comfy insane asylum.

I'd send you to the infirmary tbh

 

nah jk ha ha

 

 

 

 

I'M GONNA HURT YOU

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Algonquin Assassin

I'd like to be locked up in a cell with a couple of moderators. For once, I'd be able to freely speak w/o them being able to edit / remove my posts on arbitrary basis, as they have no control over me, and will be treated like every normal person.

 

I'm pretty sure prison cells aren't equipped with soap boxes to stand on, but I could be wrong.

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K^2

This is all going to largely depend if I'm picking these three to help me escape, keep a good company, or just so that I can be certain that these assholes are behind bars away from humanity.

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Smith John

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You forgot to close the gate behind you... and fasten it shut with pieces of white paper.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

Edgy much?

 

I don't know if i should be offended or take it as a complment that nobody wants to be in prison with me....

 

I'd like to think that everybody likes me and doesn't want to see me in prison.........One can dream :)

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The Dedito Gae

I don't know if i should be offended or take it as a complment that nobody wants to be in prison with me....

Hold my pocket boyo.

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feckyerlife

 

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

Edgy much?

 

I don't know if i should be offended or take it as a complment that nobody wants to be in prison with me....

 

I'd like to think that everybody likes me and doesn't want to see me in prison.........One can dream :)

 

you would be the CO, so of course no one would want to see you

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SeroH

ShadowPerson and Femme Fatale to watch some boy x boy action 😍 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh I include Ivan1997GTA, (Ambient) and Osric because they're good friends (^.^)

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Rhoda

How is most of this motivated by who you'd want to see in an orgy? Let's be real, we'd look like joints of gammon with pubes. If I had to pick anyone at all, it would be somebody who has a rudimentary grasp on making toilet wine.

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Star-Lord

K^2: The guy knows some chemistry, so once we've got established in the jail, he'll be on kitchen and cleaning duty. He'll then be able to be in the position to knock up some chemicals using kitchen items like Coke Zero and cleaning items like New Improved Fresh Lemon Pledge which when mixed will create a gas which can be used to knock out the guards when it comes to break out time. When the gas goes off it will go with a large explosion

 

sivispacem: He'll be needed for the breakout, once the four cell block guards have been knocked out and their key-cards taken, we'll make our way to the control room, which will be opened with some explosives made by K^2, in order to open up the rest of the cells to create the distraction needed as we can't just simply walk out of prison... well not yet. Sivis will be able to hack the system by typing a few buttons and not even using a space bar to unlock the doors, which will open explosively, to create the havoc. Sivis will then create a false response from the local law enforcement which will cause the governor to believe that re-enforcement's are on the way by way of using one of the guards iPhones and using Siri to make the call, as the local chief of police sounds like her. All available guards will be called on to quell the riot. This is where number 3 comes in

 

Algonquin Assassin: He'll be needed to change our appearance as he's had that many name changes that he knows all about how to do it. Our appearances will be changed to match that of the guards that were knocked out previously, by simply taking the guards faces/off. A further cell block block will be unlocked by Sivis, using the control room guards Microsoft Surface Laptop, which will be the maximum security wing, which houses a serial killer who looks like John Malkovich. As a result of this further distraction, we'll make our way to the front gate, where we'll tell the guards about the situation inside, and that they've been ordered to get inside with their weapons to help out. Once they've got inside, we'll simply open the gate to the brand new 2017 Ford F150 Pick Up Truck, blow up the gates to the prison and drive into the desert to the awaiting private jet, where the control tower will be blown up to ensure the take off looks dramatic.

 

Directed by Michael Bay, Produced by John Woo

Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.

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ShadowPerson

He is mine! If you want use him, pay the fee, my hoe aint free.

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chronic lumbago

Feckyerlife for the coke, SmokesWithCigs for the weed and Nice Person for the LSD and conspiracies to break down.

 

Or Iroquois, Richard Power Colt and Coin to discuss Dragon Ball.

 

Let's be real, we'd look like joints of gammon with pubes.

no u

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RedDagger

mtd and quick for some standard suicidey by policey stuff and phillbellic cus I know he likes police stuff so it'd probably be fun for him :santa:

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Zello

What happened to the prison? Are we all still locked in here?

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Nappy

Lil weasel

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Adriaan
On 12/4/2017 at 6:20 PM, Gnocchi Flip Flops said:

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

Interesting how this post from 2017 aged.

 

If I could choose, I'd say: Kirsty, Adam and uNi.

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No.

UniverseTwisters for sure.

Calvin.

And SonOfLiberty.

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Carl Theft Auto

3 random Creepy kids.

 

22 hours ago, Payne said:

Lil weasel

I thought he was a bot in my first month here.😂

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Uncle Sikee Atric
40 minutes ago, Carl Theft Auto said:

I thought he was a bot in my first month here.😂

Bots try harder.

 

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Carbonox

@Raaviacting as the group's leader who stays all level-headed and uses his extensive knowledge of the law to explain to us exactly why we deserve this.

@Fozziewould be the muscle.

@El Penguin Bobobecause I'd like to have someone beneath me in the pecking order as well.

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NileshKumar

sivispacem : absolutely a ****...I would use him for a pro wrestling match

 

SonOLiberty: you can't let sivispacem fight himself

 

lil weasel: for umm "commentary" purposes

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Outlaw Biker Viking

@SonOfLiberty: I can always trust him for an escape plan. ;)

@iiCriminnaaL 49: He can distract the prison guards while me and SonOfLiberty make the escape plan. Plus, he’s my second best friend on this site. :)

@Zello: He can provide any additional assistance when the four of us break out of jail. :D

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TheSantader25

Universetwisters for the laughs and some pizza. 

SonOfLiberty and Mister Pink for fun discussions. 

 

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Algonquin Assassin

I want to be locked up with SonOfLiberty, Miamvicecity, American Venom, Pulp Fiction etc. They seem like lovely chaps.

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NileshKumar
2 hours ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

I want to be locked up with SonOfLiberty, Miamvicecity, American Venom, Pulp Fiction etc. They seem like lovely chaps.

Taking a mirror shall be easier

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iiCriminnaaL 49

Kane49.

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